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>tfw white
>tfw in my mid-twenties
>tfw spent half my adult life in India
>tfw back in the United States
>tfw relate more to Indians than Americans
>tfw going to start pooing out of the loo unless mummy installs a bidet
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>>68928123
Couldn't you just use the loo and wash yourself with your hands and just any water container like Inidans do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ
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>>68928194
I've always hated doing that.
Never been able to get the "splash" technique from the bucket or watering can right. I always end up just pouring a stream down my ass crack.
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>>68928210
>Never been able to get the "splash" technique from the bucket or watering can right.
> the "splash" technique from the bucket or watering can
> the "splash" technique
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>>68928210
>splash technique
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>>68928123
It sounds like you had a shitty childhood OP
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>>68928435
>tfw my actual face
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>>68928474
What were you doing in India?
Do you have an accent?
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>>68928591
Just fucking around. I worked there for a while and had a few relationships. If I wasn't taking classes in university at home, I was in India.
Just got back again a few weeks back. I think I'll probably stay Stateside until I get my degree.
I do have $300 in JetBlue credit, though, so I'll likely be visiting Mexico in the next few months. See you soon, ese.
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>>68928622
Cool, hope you have a great time desu.
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>>68928652
Thanks, senpai.
Just want to get some tacos, TBQH.
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>>68928622
Tell me about Indian girls OP
What part of India were you at?
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>>68928707
Delhi.
Indian girls are alright. Most of them are overly emotional, even if they masquerade as sluts. Usually a bit more fun than white girls, in my opinion, so far as conversation, dates, and adventure go. Either really good in bed or terrible. Don't bother visiting just to get laid; you don't have much of a chance unless you get lucky at a club or stay in a city for an extended period of time. Even slags in India want to get to know you before fucking.
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>>68928123
>unless mummy installs a bidet
breh just get a little spray bottle and cut half the tube inside of it so you can hold it upside down to spray your ass
anyway I too know some culturally confused feels though not between USA/India
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