>be australian >want to celebrate christmas >it's

>be australian
>die inside a santa claus costume due to heat stroke

>be australian

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>>68927785
>be yank
>get shot

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>be Australian
>believe it is emus that pull Santa's sleigh around

>be australian
>live in a shithole meme land

>be american
>desperately hope that an australian will give you a (you)

>>68927943
It's kangaroos that pull the sleigh you fuck nut
Emus can't be tamed

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>be american

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>>68928468
Please master, acknowledge me.

>>68928468
OPs dont get (you)s :^)

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>be Australian
>don't get cozy white Christmas
>everything is still decorated with a winter theme to remind you of your suffering

>>68929097
oh fuck this so much. The other day I was at some mall around here and they did a show of dancing snowmen with fake foam snow flying everywhere. It's so fucking ridiculous.

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>Be Eurocuck
>Say "Happy Holidays" because anything else is haram