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Why do Scandinavians focus so much on Vikings? They were no great

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Why do Scandinavians focus so much on Vikings?
They were no great inventors, traders or painters,
Just an irrelevant bunch of raiders for a short time in history,
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>>68910161
because it's literally their trademark, just like yours are Nazis and Holocaust lmao
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>>68910161
They represent their now lost masculinity
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raiders maybe

not short time nor irrelevant

they were raiding during the bronze age and iron age, that's 2 millenniums of raiding of course the "viking" word did not apply to the earlier ones but they are basically the same peoples doing the same thing sans migration
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they have nothing else
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>>68910386
viking age lasts around 200-250, plus there were quite a few others raiders
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>>68910504
if it was so simple

http://www.vikinganswerlady.com/timeline.shtml
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>>68910161
They were great craftsmen and were the best sailors of their time. Their boats were revolutionary for the time
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>>68910161
They were actually great traders
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>>68910606
>trust wiki timeline more
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>>68910663
>great traders
but not Venice, VOC or Genua tier
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>>68910161
I almost never see anyone here in Sweden focus on vikings seriously, it's the rest of the world that uses them as some kind of historical scandinavian stereotype.
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>>68910161
Daily reminder that the most relevant "Viking" dynasty to have ever existed was of Finnic origin.
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>>68910910
>Creating Russia
>Being proud of it
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>>68910910
fairy tales
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>>68910671
the viking age has to do with outsiders than insiders

it begins a few years before lindisfarne that is raiding along the coast of Christianized britain and ends with 1066 with the defeat of the viking army by alfred

thus it is not an internally defined time frame as they were "viking" before and after this period as attested by the danelaw and stones around europe

viking age thus a a period of british history rather than some overview of scandi history since it's all what happened in britiain or on the continent
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>>68910238
>yours are Nazis and Holocaust lmao
ou yours, the eternal victim
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>>68911039
alfred = harold
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>>68910161
I heard there's a new museum opening in Sweden about Vikings. The point being to show how they really lived vs. the hyper-romanticized bullshit you see in your pseudo-historical costume dramas on tv.
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>>68911004
No, unfortunately for you.

https://www.familytreedna.com/public/rurikid/
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>>68910161
>Why do Scandinavians focus so much on Vikings

You mean non-Scandinavians do that
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They were great explorers, shipbuilders and warriors
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>>68911069
Winged Hussars actually
>>68911148
Did he speak Finnish?
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>>68910161
Scandinavia has nothing else to show.
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>>68911151
>eternal victim
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>>68911177
>Did he speak Finnish
Some dialect of Finnic possibly, using Norse as a lingua franca as was custom for Baltic seafarers of his time.
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>>68911197
>Scandinavia has nothing else to show.
They have nice women and ahhhhhh forests, okay weather and ahhhhh fish and eatable cuisine and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blonde hair?
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>>68910161
It's you damn smelly foreigners who do that because you don't know anything about Scandinavia, it's just "Hurr member vikings?"
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God Tier: Crafters of the World
>Roman
>Greek
>Egyptian
>Mesopotamian
>Babylonians

Great Tier
>British
>Spanish
>French
>USA
>Chinese

Good Tier
>Portuguese
>Dutch
>Persian

Villain Tier
>Mongol
>Germany
>Ottoman
>Jewish

Irrelevant Tier
>Scandinavians
>Canadians
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>>68911177

He spoke "stadin slangi" an ancient mix of Finnish and Swedish that has been preserved until modern days in the streets of old Helsinki
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>>68911232
>>68911295
then why are swedes still we-wuzing about him? hmmmmm
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>>68911325
Cuckmansson can't deal with the reality genetics have unearthed before his eyes.
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>>68911325
Why are Polish people dumb faggots? Oh, you meant on 4chan, the anime imageboard.

Few people know who Rurik even was. Erik is probably the only viking most people know the name of.
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>>68911274
>They have nice women

Only third world countries display their women like a piece of meat.

>forests, okay weather

Frozen.

>fish and eatable cuisine

Doesn't sound tasty.

>blonde hair

So does half of Europe.
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>>68911482
Easy there, Magnus Cuckensson
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>>68911495
>So does half of Europe.
not blonde-blonde, but fair hair yes
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we wuz man and shit
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>>68911601
I ain't clicking that shit.
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>>68911601
t-tthat's a big mammary gland
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>>68911177
I love poland but nobody outside /int/-autists know or care about the hussars.
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>>68911295
Kek
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I love scandinavian women
Their masculine features arouse me a lot. I hate feminine women.
The manlier they look the better

I'm not homosexual btw
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>>68910843
this. Sweden at least, draws most of it's relevant cultural history from the middle ages and renaissance
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>>68912376
>I love poland
WRONG
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>>68911601
>trying to bait me with a webm I made

your lackluster 4chan powers are of no use here, pooland
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>>68910161
We don't. You think of Americans..
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>>68910161
They invented the disassembled knäcklafår chair
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