You wake up in Edinburgh of the Seven Seas on the island of Tristan

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>>68878459
>it's a you wake up episode

it looks like a butthole tb.h

Laugh at their failed airport.

Or was that the other island?

>>68879130
That was St. Helena.

>>68878459
Everyone there is dangerously close to inbred in the serious definition.

You can legit trace the bloodlines to the exact people from various groups that make up the ancestors of those folks.

I suddenly remembered the first Corsairs game. It was in some southern islands too. Magical feeling.

>>68878459
I watch a documentary about these (and other british territories)
incredibly boring so i'd try to hitch a ride elsewhere

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>>68878459
GIVE IT BACK

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Looks comfy.

>>68880534
>you'll never live in tristan da cunha happily married with your cousin
Just end me lads

>>68880400
it was called Britain's Treasure Islands btw

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>>68880559

>>68878459

I walk into the community and calmly explain that I don't understand how I came to be in this place. I inquire as to my general whereabouts, and explain that I am an American citizen, and request to be sent back to the United States as soon as is possible. I politley comply with the authorities since, given the shock of my situation, I sincerely fear for my life and simply want to go home as soon as possible, yet it dawns on me that I could have just as easily been disappeared into Saudi Arabia or some other far worse place, yet I woke up in some western hemisphere backwater like Michael Douglas in that one movie and so [spoiler] you just lost the game [/spoiler]