>be aussie >get paraded https://www.theguardian.com/w

Beats having your hands cut off I guess

>>68875380
>>68875556
I bet those fuckers thought they could get away with just showing their western visas.

Based law enforcers. Judging from the article, they are formed from local volonteers.

>>68875380
Is that nigga in ISIS or something?

>wearing flip flops other than on the beach
>wearing a wife beater and your cap backwards
>stealing a bicycle from impoverished people
>having facial hair
>being a bogan
>probably on the piss every night, no regard for the locals

Stay classy, Australia

>>68875380
Indonesia cannot handle the banter

>>68876628
hipster lumberjack beard trend is still going relatively strong here. It's at least dying

>>68875380
I like how they show it in english to publicly humiliate them in their home country, rather than indonesia

Lmao, well done. Australians are cunts.

> I am thieve

good job lol.
lefty hippies got what came to them.

>>68876890
go home mate tired of having you here

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>>68875380
I didn't think we had any gypsies in Australia, but there you go.

>>68875380
wait what did they do though? it says thieves what they steal?

>>68880577
ever been to northern nsw?

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>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

>>68876890
wtf is a wife beater

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>>68880714
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.


>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

>>68875380
Only bogans go to Bali

>be Indonesian male
>be shorter than Australian woman

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>>68880714
>>68880742
>someone was actually THIS mad

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>>68880717
White undershirt.

Called a 'wife beater' because if you get a domestic abuse call in the trailer park there is an 85% chance of the perpetrator wearing only this above the waist. It's white trash

>>68880714
>>68880742
>it's an 'inbred retard embarasses his country by copypasting something someone even dumber than him wrote on /pol/' episode

Either banter back, or hide the fucking thread. When you post this pathetic shit you make us all look bad.

>>68875380
they come from rich cunt, but career opportunity are wider when you are taught to drink since u were kids

>>68880778
>>68880875
>desperate damage controlling

Kill yourselves. All of what was posted was fact and sourced. Autistralia is a massive nanny state.

I love it when white people get put in their place when visiting other countries.

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>>68880926
yeah k m8

>>68880926
The fact that whoever made this went to all the trouble of sourcing everything is even sadder.

strong levels of the 'tism

>>68880972
lmao at the austard inferiority complex. you live in a toddler state

>>68875380
based as fuck
they should do that here

>>68881067
Seriously, stop digging. Either banter back like a man or fuck off. You sound like you're 12 years old

>>68881131
>americans saying banter
Stop man

>>68881067
If came over to your house and moved your furniture around and mixed all the food on your plate would you throw a tantrum?

>>68881131
I'm not bantering you fucking imbecile.

>>68881178
>implying you're allowed to leave your padded room without supervision

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>>68881131
>that isn't banter, but "lol ur fat" poop jokes, and "le get shot XD" is

OM TELOLET OM

>>68881384
*TELOLETLOLET*

i am a thief*

why are indonesians so bad at english

>>68881438
MAKASIH OM

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>non-australian makes a thread about australia
>non-australian spergs out throwing a fit about australia
>non-australians defend australia
this board

when i feel jealous about australian, i just post that >>68875380 too lol z

>>68875380
>thieve

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>>68875380
lel

>>68881535
I wuv u Australia

>>68875380
it beats getting kicked by extremely oversized boot for making prank phone calls