>WWIII starts
>Have 6+ myopia in each eye
>Don't get drafted
>Stay at home shitposting and fueling the meme war
Where are my fellow loosers who aren't also recruit material?
>>68858537
You do not need good vision to lift artillery shells.
>>68858537
>be me
>get nuked
>>68858580
>be in war
>loose glasses
>can't see anything in front of me
>fuck everything up and destroy my own headquarters by mistake
>>68858719
>fuck everything up and destroy my own headquarters by mistake
bretty great now your enemy hacker will get you drafted
>>68858784
>scheming
typical japanese
>>68858537
>send the good genetics away to die
>only the shit ones get to stay home and breed
Why haven't they mended this?
>>68859344
OP is delusional.
They don't care if you have bad eyesight, asthma, obesity or anything. When it's war time they just want cannon fodder so everyone goes except for the literally handicaped.
>>68859771
Only in total war. They still take the good ones first
>>68860592
If it wasn't total war, it would be hardly called WWIII
Not terribly fit for service (fat), but I'd likely make the draft anyway. I wonder though if it might not be so bad to die and take a few cunts with me when I go. My existence in this world is one of misery.
>>68860927
Fat boy
>>68859344
>make enemy's good men die
actually that's the main purpose of war tho
>>68858537
Obese and diabetus reporting.
>>68858537
I am too old now and my body is broken due to prior service, maybe they will make me an instructor or something.
>>68858537
Trust me you won't have any say in the Meme War unless you are part of USMWC. You are just a pawn in this war. WWIII is happening right now on this board.
>>68858580
You don't need good hearing either but they didn't draft Sinatra