>be Dutch >wake up >eat cheese sandwich >go to work

My mother owns a real Dutch wooden clog that she in turn inherited from her aunt. Very beautiful craftsmanship but much too small for any foot but a childs.

>>68844795
>small foamy beers
I don't see why Dutch people do this to themselves

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>>68844795
I'll drink to this post

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>>68844830
They insist on making everything small.

>>68844852

LOL please tell me this is a photoshop...please. At that point just make a beer-filled gumdrop. Wtf is the point.

>>68844820
My grandmother used wooden clogs all the time. She was german tho. She always said they were the most comfortable shoes on earth.

>implying cheese sandwiches aren't GOAT

>>68845019
>inb4 some ameriburger posts the grilled cheese sandwich webm

d*tches BTFO

:p

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>>68844795
>be Dutch
>eat cheese sandwich
>the sandwich contains a snorkel for emergency cases

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>.>>68844795>>68844795
>>be Usaian
>>wake up
>>eat cheese burger
>>No work at Nike factory because Mexicans
>>eat cheese burger
>>get shot from job
>>drown sorrows in Big flat refillable cola while eating a cheese burger
>>stumble home fat and fall trough regular stairs
>>eat one last cheese burger while crying before bed
>>drown in Mexicans

>>68844869
That's just in Amsterdam and it has historic reasons. You would have to pay how wide/broad your house was, so everyone built it as narrow and high as possible.

lol fuck holland xD

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>>68848252
>Be Dutch
>A truck drives by
>It doesn't hit anybody

>>68851263
Was it to stop amerifat immigration?