>95% of american """""""people"""""""

is that for washing your feet?

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>not having a little douche next to the toilet instead

>>68814894
for washing your ass, only plebs use toilet paper

>>68814802
I'm glad I own one. It's bad when you already showered but have a surprise shit later on in the day

>>68814913
is the hole in the toilet to wash your ass with the douche while sitting?

>>68814894
>he doesn't properly clean his ass

for fuck's sake croatia, I thought you were one of the good ones.

>>68814954
yes
but most toilets don't have that opening which makes it very hard to use the douche (not impossible though).

>>68814913
that looks both more uncomfortable and unhygienic

choriposter

>>68814802
A drinking fountain?

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>95% of people in the world dont have this installed

>>68815235
explain pls what are those buttons for?
massaging your arse while shitting?

>>68815235
Pretty based. I would buy one of these if available around here :-(

>>68815235
>he doesn't watch the simpsons

una vela papu

>>68815363
meant to quote >>68815304

jejje

>>68815304
Green button is to stop showering
Orange button is to shower your ass
Red button is to showee your cunt that men usually dont use

>>68815652
thats awesome

>>68815652
you're missing like 6 buttons.

what is that like brightness, contrast and volume?

>>68815816
The other ones are to let tou choose if the shower is strong or weak, hot or cold.
The left two is that you use when you want to save electrcity or something that I dont touch

There are far better ways to achieve anal stimulation,

>>68816108
agreed

>>68815235
Japan is leagues ahead of filthy gajin subhumans.
Nippon please adopt I will bring salmon.

>>68816108
it had to take an autistic cuck refugee loving nord to make the homosexual remark.

>>68816148
and a weeb.
you're the worst human being in existance.

>>68816230
What's the matter Lautaro? Didn't the stream hit your prostate today?

>only americans

Nigga this thing is only used in Argentina and other SA countries. Probably France too and that's it. I once saw one in Italy but when I tried to use it, it didn't have the upwards stream of water. Probably only to wash your feet.

>>68815235
fuuck i want one of those

>>68814802
>literal who country, most likely filled with niggers
>on the topic of who is filthy

Irrelevant opinions get ignored.

D E S I G N A T E D

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/i-tried-the-indian-butt-hose-for-the-first-time-and-it-is-de

> amerisharts walk around with their smelly asses full of shit

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.jpg

>>68815235
99.9%

Do people actually use these? Do you sincerely see no problem with shooting pressurized water into your ass, especially after a painful shit?

>>68816889
>a painful shit
I would change my diet if I were you m8

>Do you sincerely see no problem with shooting pressurized water into your ass
you're just cleaning your anus, tp is just not enough, you filthy non-bidet user

>>68816889

>pressurized water into your ass

I dont know about your asshole, but mine isnt gaping if I am not shitting.
Also I am cleaning my asshole and not my bowels.
That means there is no need to shoot the water inside.
>Did you really think bidets are for anal enemas

>>68814913
trying not to piss on the floor while sitting down for a shit on this would be difficult

>>68815304
anal annihilation of course

>>68817057
that's why I said it looked unhygienic.
that and the fact that your logs might splash some brown water outside when they drop.

>>68817028
We have those in Mexico my Argentinian fella, but only middle, rich classes.

>>68816889
Some people like to wash their intestines directly with strong streams of water produced by electric biget that I posted above and I doubt if that is desirable on humans body desu

>>68814802
Is this the reason anal is so popular in 2nd world countries?

>>68815652
That would work for me my butthole is full of public hairs.

>>68816288
They became rare here after the 1980s, my grandmother's house has this but all modern houses ditched it.

>>68814802
>walking across to a faucet with a poop-covered bare ass
>a sink that poo-contained water ran through

please

>>68817158
>>68817240

Not topic related:
How easy is it in Japan to live as a NEET?
Can you just leech from the governemnt without help from your family?

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>all these buttblasted amerisharts
nice thread op

>>68814802
>even worse than Mexicans
Go suck a cock Argentina, cleanliness is ancestral in Mexico, not aspirational as in your country

http://www.mexicolore.co.uk/aztecs/home/clean-aztecs-dirty-spaniards

>>68817189
Ameri-tard 1st world >allies
2nd world >Hitler and his crew
3rd world >neutral oil selling countries >>68817203

>>68817135
>Argentinian fella, but only middle, rich classes

jesus christ I'm so glad I don't live in a shit hole

>>68817293
There are 4 American flags in the thread

>>68817343
Doesn't live in a shit hole lives in Argentina lol

>>68814802

Una coca sin hielo, mesero.

>>68817352
now 5 :^)

i think i discovered why so many turd world people need bidets

because they are so close to chimpanzees and gorillas genetically that their arses are 100% covered in hair

if they wipe it gets smeared, if a pure nordic GOD like me wipes it gets 100% disinfected and you could put my arse on my mars and it would not contaminate marsian soil

die turd worlders

>>68817336
2nd world was commie countries dumbass

>>68817427
>Here I am, replying to an Australian

>>68817352
5.
but I count mexishits aswell.

>>68817427
Actually Europeans are hairier than Amerindians which are more related to east Asians, what you wrote makes absolutely no sense

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Is it true that we are the only ones who don't flush the toilet paper in the toilet?.

Korea seems to do it too.

>>68817427
>he thinks he owns mars

I should've know better just by the flag

>>68817427
>being this mad

>>68817506
fuck off proxyshit

>>68817506
holy fucking god you are filthy you disgusting shitskins

I nearle vomited

>>68817506
Upgrade your sewers hombre, then you can flush like the best of us.

>>68817564
samefag

>>68817410
Now it's 5, but I counted myself the first time

>>68817590
People do it because they think it'll stuck in the toilet, but it doesn't

>>68817678
They don't de que puta ciudad perdida en Ecateped salieron?

>>68817716
Mucha gente, echa el papel a la taza pero es mejor no hacerlo

ITT: the filthy brown midgets of mexshitco get triggered

>>68817678
Si echas mucho papel se puede tapar. No sé porqué mierdas no hacen un papel de baño que no se deshaga cuando te limpias el culo, pero que se deshaga cuando lo tires al baño.

seems a bit gay desu

>>68816770
You're one to talk, eh? Sharty Marty. like I would forget about that, the best thing ever in 2016

Just don't stand or clench your cheeks together and you don't need to penetrate yourself with water lol savages

>>68815235
literally autism: the nation in all aspects of life

>>68817427
divine post

>>68818769
I love the feeling when the water's cock penetrates me non stop.

>>68814802
>ITT 3rd world peasents try to justify having to blast their buttholes with a super soaker since they don't get enough fiber in their diets.

>>68822156
>ITT Americans can't spell the word "peasant"

>>68822224
oh fuck lol, I need coffee

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>>68814802
>it's another "Argensimian acts like a Europoor" episode

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>>68817506
>not flushing

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>>68822156
>americans talking about the rigidness of their excrement

>>68817506
Nah this is done in Brazil,
makes for shit smelling bathrooms
>>68822156
>Says the United States of constipation

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I don't understand why people complicate this so much, it's literally just a fucking sink installed at a lower height. There's no "pressure" taking your anal virginity just like there is no pressure fucking your mouth when you wash your face in the morning.

You can use it however you like, cleaning your ass after shitting it's just one of its main uses.

>>68817506
Nah it's fairly common anywhere with overloaded plumbing, because flushing toilet paper can cause clogs. It's actually not really unhygenic, but there's a cultural taboo around shit that makes people freak out about this.

>>68822844
Is that wrong?

>>68822891
>ou can use it however you like
True, Americans use it as a water fountain.

>>68823125
I think he might consider that to be DEVILISH

>>68822156
SHART

>>68823055
Well it stinks
>>68822891
Americans need to feel superior otherwise they will explode
>>68823125
Americans get constipated a lot, and often complain about painful shits that "le third worlders" often don't have either do to high fiber or because of the Asian squat toilets and it's variants it's better for your ass hole to shit while squatting the 90° sitting is unnatural for primates.

Get some stool softeners and start squatting and your shits will come out easy.

My mom is a nurse in America and she said young people are starting to get bowel issues early. Hard stools and constipation etc. Ib4 "she has to go back" she has a green card.

>>68816148
>have alien technology in their toilets for best hygiene
>whole population is into scat, vomit, piss and tentacle rape porn

>>68824405
>>whole population
Got any statistics to back that up shithead?

>>68824405
lmao

>>68824443
Pretty sure those are not even in the top ten but you can find stats from pornhub and other porn sites

>>68814802
>Being a fucking octogenarian
There is no excuse for using this, unless you suffer from hemorrhoids, in that case, fucking exercise more.

>>68824443
>implying nippons aren't sick fucks.

>>68817134
To be fair, I've never seen a toilet with that weird-ass opening in my country before. I assume he was only referring to the douche-thingy next to the toilet when he posted this picture.

>>68823364
Don't you people live in your own excrement?