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Reasons to love Germany
>best engineering
>strong jawlines
>superior bred
>medieval towns
>autobahn
>best fetish porn
>trains run on time
>mydirtyhobby
>black forest
>gave up their beloved deutsche mark for european unity
>big beer mugs with handles
>currywurst
That is why you should love Germany
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thanks
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>>68813911
Germany is the only country in the world with the full right to say "fuck off, we're full". They've already been thoroughly fucked by immigrants, I'm not benefitting to that.
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>>68813911
No thanks
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>>68813911
Three reasons to dislike Germany:
> wir
> schaffen
> das
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Modern Germany confirmed for being based. Well played lads
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>>68816311
it's just a prank tbqh
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Of course there are handles on our beer mugs, how else are you supposed to hold them without turning the beer into luke warm piss?
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>>68816652
How hot are your hands?
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>>68813911
>smiling-beautiful-young-woman
She's not smiling, is extremely ugly, seems to be on her early 30s and doesn't even look like a woman after you state at it long enough
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>>68816576
I don't like pranks ;_;
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>>68816671
Early thirties is very young in Germany
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>>68816682
But I like you :3
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>>68813911
>black forest
Is that what they call a large congregation of Germans now?
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>>68817164
Good wordplay banter.
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