>"Don't you want to dance salsa with me, anon? It'll

>"fuck off, filthy spic"

>>68792796
>"Yeah sure. Can you teach me? I've never done a salsa before."

>"Lets dance m'lady"

>>68792796
>*unzips dick* "I can teach you a few things too if you want" *wink wink*

Porque no te arrimai a este peazo mejor chana ql

dancing is for fags

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>>68792796
Since moving to Europe, I found that this:

>>68793376

Is a big ideology... between males.
Dancing gets you laid. Simple

>>68793376
>norway
no wonder why you're so cold

let me down these 10 beers and I'll show you dancing.

>>68792796
I don't know how to

>>68792796
who is this semen.. or salsa demon

>>68794122
you think latin americans ejaculate with salsa?

>>68792796
i bet her feet smell, disgusting

>>68793376
You would never get laid in here with that attitude.

>>68792796
i dont even know how to dance

>>68794261
Yes.

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>el sentimiento cuando no novia colombiana

>>68794327
I pity you.
We had to learn some dancing in gym class at school. It was awful.

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>>68794327
>tfw is true
>tfw no rhythm
Just kill me now

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>>68792796
I'm not some autistic virgin, but I really can't dance that well. This scenario would make my brain begin short circuiting and I'm pretty sure I would start drooling.

>>68792926
best fucking thing in this thread, perfect answer. She'll go nice and slow and show you the moves, you just have to worry about the boner

>>68794122
@naty0424

>>68795160
Boner is the best compliment for a woman.

>>68792796
ok - hold on while I get my 10 inch platform heels so I'm taller than you again

I d-d-d-d-don't know how. Teach me? :3

I just realized m first dancing partner was a guy when I drunk out of my mind in Rio. Am I gay now?

>>68792796
>Nice tatts, degenerate roasty. My best days have just begun and yours are obviously over.

>Enjoy oblivion.

>>68792796
Tattoo ruins it

>>68795086
Take some classes

>>68802144
That only works in your fantasy. If you say something like that she'll just stare at you and move on

>>68803434

Yes, fag.

>>68792796
Jesus fuck, your threads get more cringy everyday.

pegate un tiro malparido.

>>68795078
it get's fun once you get down with a qt on the dance floor

>>68792796
Sure, but I am absolutely awful at it and will probably break down laughing in 30 seconds.

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>>68794327
I hate dancing so much.

>>68804032
It's not, fuck you normie.

>>68804272
We all do. But you gotta do what you gotta do.

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>>68792796
>turns out she's some drug dealer/cartel hitman's side bitch
>get stabbed/shot by him when leaving the celebration

Nice try Hispanics, I'm not falling for that

>>68804371
>narcocorrido plays in distance
>credits roll

Ah fuck this keeps happening to me

I don't like dancing

It's stupid and pointless

>>68804371
>>>68792796 (OP)
>>turns out she's some drug dealer/cartel hitman's side bitch
>>get stabbed/shot by him when leaving the celebration
>Nice try Hispanics, I'm not falling for that
So close.

>>68792796

Sure, if you teach me how

no idea why, but i've always had better luck pretending I don't know how dance than actually dancing.

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>>68792796
I'd rather split my "salsa" on your legs.