Sleeplessness edition
first
> Was invited to the party
> I reach the place
> Start to wander
> Pour a drink on the floor
> Ropsikausi disprove someone to clean the rug
> Scream bend over just for fun
> Put things in drawers piistu
> Before putting off going down the toilet valve plug and leave the water running
devil
>>68790697
>>68790684
>>68790645
SoberIT thank you! Going tuttu
>>68790679
Properly cleaned, codeine, paracetamol does not go to drink wine together,.
>>68790596
The best would be to find another hobby, and not to think about her.
Tibladele vastu kukalt
Tibla one's head against a Hollywood
>>68790755
That's a long word.
>>68790841
peoga pähe tattidele
>>68790841
party head tattidele
2 mins brb with the translations
>>68790802
A kodeiin on tore hobi. Apteegist saab osta.
Parim 35%+ alkohol?
>>68790917
Mida vittu? Ei!? Miks!?
>>68790940
kusi
>>68790967
Enne peab elimineerima paratsetamooli, siis ei oksenda ahju täis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMf22IQgomw
>>68790802 (Cross-thread)
A codeine is a nice hobby. Pharmacy you can buy.
Best of 35 +% alcohol?
>>68790917
What the fuck? Not !? Why !?
>>68790940
piss
>>68790967
It must eliminate paracetamol, it does throw up a full oven.
[YouTube] Juicy J - Codeine Cups (embed)
Lähen õue suitsule.
>>68790940
Viski.
>>68790985
Keemikud ma ei või irw. Lihtsamaid viise pole kuidas ennast vittu tõmmata?
Going outside to smoke.
>>68790940
Whisky.
>>68790985
Chemists I do not irw. The simplest ways how not to pull the fuck yourself?
>tfw jannies favourite
>all the Estonian being written ITT
>>68791048
>Lihtsamaid viise pole kuidas ennast vittu tõmmata?
Ostad Santa Maria mooniseemneid ja eraldad neist morfiini lol
>>68791123
PAGANAMA LEHT
>>68791048
> The simplest ways how not to pull the fuck yourself?
Ostad Santa Maria poppy seeds and morphine separates them lol
>>68791123
Pagana SHEET
>>68791162
google translate isn't helping
>>68791123
Tõmban koheselt lehepuhuri käima! :P
>>68791123
I pull the blower immediately go! : P
>>68791162
See
If Lacplesis was so tough why is his beer weak?
Kuramuse kurat, külm on õues ju :D
Bloody hell is cold outdoors: D
>>68791424
Külma ilma pole olemas, on vaid vale riietus.
>>68791424
Cold weather does not exist, it is just the wrong clothing.
>>68791409
Käivitab mu mandlid
>>68791409
beer is not supposed to be strong
>>68791449
No ma läksin suht pusaväel
>>68791409
Executes my tonsils
>>68791449
Well, I kinda went pusaväel
>>68791471
Can't complain about cheap Latvian beer
>>68791486
Pole piisavalt joonud siis brother.
>tfw no one in /balt/ will ever know how it feels to be cool like me
>>68791486
Not drinking enough you brother.
Head ööd, semud. / Good night, chaps. (But not l*tvians, fuck them)
>>68791533
Ega õltsi peal soe hakkagi lol. Peaks kangemal korgi pealt lüüma :D
Good night, guys.
>>68791537
we prefer to be called awesome rather than cool.
>>68791533
Nor õltsi warm even get me started on it lol. Stronger should cap off lüüma: D
>>68791577
Ää sa nüüd kangemat ja nõrgemat segama hakka :DD Või noh, siin threadis ei kannata kaine peaga olla.
>>68791577
Acetic you are now going to interfere with the use of stronger and weaker: DD Or, well, here Threads can not stand to be sober.
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ
>estonia has population of 1.3 million
>only 68.8% of them are estonians
>>68791599
Those are synonymous
>>68791674
Your translations are nice but not as good as the Livonian guy who spoke Estonian.
>>68791652
Õlle pealt viski peale üle minna on kaif. Mõlemad ühe tera joogid ju.
>>68791652
Brewery from whiskeys go on to have Kaif. Both, after all, a single grain beverages.
>>68791715
then make better ones
>>68791707
You left out that
>only a sector of Tallinn and the North-East has Russians
>the rest is 99% Estonian
Heakene küll, hakkan süüa tegema nüüd. Nägemist!
All right, I start to cook now. Bye!
>>68791707
mfw we are the purest baltic nation and also the whitest country in the whole world
>>68791723
On, on. On, on.
>Latvia has as many non-Latvians as estonia has estonians
how does this "country" even exist?
>>68791787
Hull mees, mis sa südaöösel süüa teed
>>68791123
stay ded pls
>>68791787
A crazy man, what are you doing at midnight to eat
>>68791899
Ta elab jaapani aja järgi
>>68791899
He lives in Japan time
>>68791707
Posted by someone that lives in a country of barely 61% of latvians.
>>68791461
Clearly an aryan
>>68791899
Mõtlesin, et punane sibul, valge sibul, ungari paprika, küüslauk, porgand, seller, punane tomat, roheline tomat, hakkliha... läheb kastmeks ja makarontšikud kõrvale. Suht nälg on, sest viimati sõin eile kuskil õhtul vms.
>>68791899
I thought that red onions, white onions, Hungarian paprika, garlic, carrot, celery, red tomato, green tomato sauce and minced meat ... go makarontšikud aside. Hunger is relative, because last night I ate yesterday, somewhere or other.
>>68792120
ma lähen ka teen endale ühed kiirnuudlid XD
>>68792120
I will also be doing yourself some instant noodles XD
>>68792120
Türa tule tee mulle ka, jube hästi kõlab
>>68792120
Fuck me in the path of fire, eerie sounds good
>>68792234
Saadetud.
Aga jah, nüüd kokkama!
>>68792234
Sent.
But, yes, now we do cook!
They really suck at stopping that train.
>>68792394
GTA 5 youtubers?
>>68792107
He could pass as an Iranian, I agree.
>>68792407
Unstoppable 2010
>>68792342
Hey, thanks for translating everything
>>68793249
no problem. I was born to BTFO estonians and their pathetic country
>>68793278
Remind us about how we saved your country in 1919 when it was 50% Landeswehr and 50% commie
>>68793329
reminds us about how you should just shut the fuck up
>>68793353
Remind me how without Estonians shooting bullets into commies with British and Scandi help Latvia would have been an independent country
>aidstonians are the reason we have scatvians existing IN THIS VERY THREAD today
>>68793427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcHi7LAegk
I met Independence War veterans, I know how they saved Latvia's ass.
>>68793781
couldn't care less
>>68793566
M3 Browning > M2 Browning
Finished cooking.
>>68794491
looks pretty good
would def eat this
>>68793566
How about we split Latvia 50/50? We get northern areas, you get southern.
>>68794930
Seriously? Negotiating with the Lithuanians? We could conquer them both just by shooting MG-3 machine guns at them.
>>68794491
Poverty food
>>68794999
pffffffffffffffffffffffffff kek
>>68795039
as long as the food is tasty I don't really care if it is "poverty" food or something like that actually if it taste good and is also cheap that is even better
>>68794887
It was. And it lasts for two days for me.
>>68795039
Don't know what that means, but it's pretty cheap to cook up so it might be.
>>68795170
Agreed.
>>68795458
It's likely completely different by Estonian palettes, but here it's like macaroni and cheese with hot dogs or ramen... or ketchup on bread.
>>68795696
>it
And what is it?
boy sminem cool
>>68797061
did you say Eminem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
>>68795785
Poverty food.
>Get message from job I applied to last year
>say i have an interview
>missed it by a week cause I didn't check the messages
Fuck me
Good morning lads.
Hello aussies
I'm fappin to a British qt right now on one of those webcam porn sites lads.
>>68797097
no, i said boy sminem cool
>>68797388
g'day
found the minecraft let's play clip from 2010
would you?
>>68798130
yes...but I'd need purifying afterwards
Why are Estonians so superior?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfqGuFYKSoE
Need a friend
>>68798130
i don't see any way i actually could
she doesn't have a pelvis
This is an on topic post because it relates to the edition
>>68799843
hello
>>68799843
We all do.
aren't people friendly in OKC
>>68800118
there's more than one American in this itt ya know
Hard to fall asleep
>>68800161
Virginia?
>>68800417
I'm neither of those
>>68800436
hmm. okay then
>>68800417
no im the one from OK
>>68800273
I want to help you sleep
>want to buy coworker perfume for Kris Kringle
>think she'll react with "Anon you think I smell" etc
What's a reasonable gift for a female
>>68800801
Why would she react like that
>>68800801
get that bitch a cannon.
>>68800917
I don't really know, always struck me as the insecure kind of person..maybe im overthinking it
>>68800932
Trebuchet
>>68803474
pure kino
Good morning, chaps.
>>68804114
Is it a good morning
>>68804368
I hope it is.
Hello lads
>>68805802
it's dead Jim
Drinking some refreshing Michelob Ultra directly from the keg
>>68806052
That kid got like 200k because he as shit teeth
>>68806080
btw why is the 0.3 bottle more is use, rather than pint size?
>>68806209
I have no idea what you mean
>>68806227
Beer is usually sold in 330ml bottles rather than pints
>>68806253
Idk lad the big bottles are a black people and homeless thing so nobody buys them
>>68806227
Ahh, sorry. A random pic for the reference. 0.33 are more sold, never seen pint sizes.
>>68806287
It's probably the cheapest thing for beer companies since everything here is decided by money
>>68806287
That's also roughly 1 standard drink
>>68806312
Ye, when I get home from work, I get a pint. After that I decide if I want more or not. If for example I'd get the 0.33, I would get 2 beers and would definitely get one more.
>>68806358
We never buy individual bottles
Almost always a 6-pack
>>68806454
I get that. Usually the little bottles are special brews here.
>ex-gf wants to fuck on new years eve
>want that 17 yo pussy so bad
>however she still wants to be with me and I don't want to give her any ideas that we will ever be together again
>she expressed regret of not breaking the condoms because because we might still be together if she were pregnant
>she said that if I don't get her pregnant she will do porn just to hurt me because she knows I still care
>she went on a couple dates with some retards one of which gifted her perfume and I honestly want to kill the guy and yet I don't want to be with her
What do familads?
>>68806889
Pump and dump, chump
>>68806898
Literally this
>>68806889
Fuck her and live your life. She's putting you on a unfair position, fuck that.
also this>>68806898
>>68806889
>17 yo
wew lad are you underage
also I need images of the female in question to judge
>>68807128
No, I'm 23.
>>68806233
>FB_IMG_
end your life
Redpill me on summer Christmas
>>68807495
no
im not a failure at life like you
>>68807626
Include me in the screenshot when the millions of "POO" replies are posted on reddit
>>68807626
it's cool
>>68807686
Do you ever wish for white Christmas? Did your grandparents miss the European Christmas?
>>68807673
You most definitely are judging by the trash you post
>>68807951
>Do you ever wish for white Christmas?
It is something I want to experience but I'm all overly fussed about it, Christmas to me is about sun, outdoors and drinking in the morning.
>Did your grandparents miss the European Christmas?
My grandparents were born here, they don't know anything else.
I MISS ICELAAAAND
>>68808133
He's here n00b, he just doesn't post with a name.
>>68808169
oh is he the swede
>>68808187
One of them.
-21 C outside rn
ICELAAAAAAAD
>>68807951
Yes, summer Christmases are suffering. I would do anything to experience a cozy white Christmas
good day champs
>>68808863
G'day lad
Latvian girl cartoon large forehead png
>>68809125
russian propoganda
>>68790755
just ate a can of laša tefteli tomatu merce, it was pretty bad. Shy is latvian food so disgusting?
>>68809204
they are what they eat xd
>>68808996
Heya, how are you doing?
>>68809301
Having a little lunch and off to work in a few minutes. I really want snow Tbh so it would be warmer not this shitty rain and wind.
>he doesnt know we only export old food to Lithuania
>>68809554
Alright, have a nice meal and good luck with work. We had snow here in many days and during the time some melted then froze and now it's very slippery outside, with new snow and ice under.
>>68809574
Hate that stuff, every tilted road is a death sentence.
i hate the world and most people but won't kill myself cause i want to see where it all ends up
>>68809624
Exactly, but oh well.
I hate moot so god damn much.
Good morning lads
>>68809692
Same if I'll be honest with you
g'day cunts!
forgot the warning triangle huh
> /balt/
>>68810363
IM ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is it so hard to make friends? Even if you have similar worldviews?
>>68790755
sup, lads, missed me?
>>68809554
>>68809624
>>68809628
>>68809705
>>68811268
Estonia
>>68809559
>>68809692
>>68810966
Latvia
>>68809574
>>68809640
Sweden
>>68810664
>>68810753
Finland
>>68809149
>>68809204
>>68810363
Lithuania
>>68811290
Russia
I'll slauther the throat of every single rusophobe itt
>>68810433
Cze- uh I mean Sveiki
>>68811290
no, not at all.
>>68811330
i'll conquer ur bum, bitch
>>68811314
i am
every
single
one
of
these
>>68811364
what a great reply
>>68811423
that's because u didn't miss me
Post yfw you realise Fekalija is an actual name in Shithuania
>>68808508
cum here bby
>>68811493
lol liths are animals
>>68811506
Only if it's snowing, your house is decorated with Christmas lights, and you have a warm fireplace
thanks
>>68811558
>your house is decorated with Christmas lights, and you have a warm fireplace
>tfw my house is depressing commieblock
t-that's ok senpai,at least u still don't have a cozy snow. enjoy ur skin cancer
>>68811583
>implying I go outside enough to get skin cancer
lmao who do you think you are talking to here
what will u give me for the new year? remember I'm girl ._.
i dont have skin cancer because i dont go outside
get fucked normies haha
>>68811619
R E
K T
>>68811616
hmmmm probably a nice piece of jewellery valued around $20-$30
>>68811655
>$20-$30
oh, thanks i could live for a year on that amount of money here in moscow ^^
>>68811619
u won't enjoy the snow either if u don't go outside.
my Xmas present for Australian senpai
>>68811619
i don't have skin cancer cause there is not sun in Estonia.
>>68811796
thanks
also I used to have something like that when I was a kid, now I have to search for it
>>68811616
nothing
>>68811825
it's matreshka, dummy. i want a kangaroo as a gift
>>68811729
Actually how much € you need to survive a year in moscow?
>>68811972
A bunch of kangaroos were killed last time we sent some over to Russia. Not willing to take that risk again tbqh
>>68812085
around 20-30
>>68812154
oh really, then I don't mind to recieve some koalas
This is it, huh?
>>68812941
this is this
>>68813075
tru
>>68813183
thanks
t. philosopher
why is balt such shit
was better like 8 months ago tb h
8ch /pol/ is so overwhelmingly anti Estonian, seems like most people in there are either Russian shills or useful idiots.
>>68813803
lol who goes to 8ch
>>68813803
It's funny, before the election I used to hold 8/pol/ in high esteem, but now they have become total fucking idiots and I can't even go there anymore. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Trump campaign paid people to influence online imageboards
>>68813867
I did, /pol/ over there used to have more interesting stories than here
>>68813892
Highly possible.
Just brewing tea lads
>>68813944
send us some
>>68813803
just a banter, bro
>>68813994
sent ;)
>>68814030
thanks
kys weeb, don't speak if not asked to
>>68813803
Estonia is shit with no doubts
>there is a swede in Lithuania right now scamming people with fake bank accounts
Just wanted to say that
>>68814744
Is he called Swedbank?
>>68814772
Yes, I hope lithuaniananons will find him and beat him to death
Yes hello
>>68814795
Is that sambal olek?
>>68814824
Yes
>>68814824
>sambal olek
being on moss??
>>68815017
It's oelek actually : (
eesti mees on tantsulõvi
mõtted?
>>68815076
no mina loomulikult olen
aga teie küll mitte
>>68815144
kuulge, kodanik, pole vaja siin teietada
pumped diesel into my petrol car in the morning lmao take that bitchboi
wtf guys there is a weirdo playing pokemans
>>68815466
hate pokemans
binkas bunkis binkis
Ordered some high quality top peformance pens from Japan. Arrived in eight(8) days with free shipping lmao whut them chinks sure are nifty
>Russia is a WN superstate
>Putin saviour of the white race!!!!
how do people believe this?
>>68815996
legit RIDF and wishful thinking
>>68815996
>>Putin saviour of the white race!!!!
>slavs
>white
Kas me palun võiksime adresseerida fakti, et kõik Eesti youtuberid on täielikud hälvikud? Nende videod on igavad ja korduvad. Mitte midagi originaalset pole, imetakse ainult kuulsate USA youtuberite munni ja tehakse sama, mis nemad. Nende kuradite vaatajaskond on 10-12 aastased tatid, ainus põhjus, miks neil aega on videoid teha on see, et nende vanemad on rikkad.
>>68815853
What you gonna do with those pens?
>>68816124
Ei vaata neid, mõned mida olen näinud on tõesti ajuhälvikud.
>>68816172
Maria Rannavälja peale võib pihku taguda, kõik teised on täielik saast. Isegi HD Tanel on pask.
>>68816150
Kirjutan nendega
>õ
There's something about this accented letter that feels inherently non-white
>>68816237
Situ pihku pedekas
>>68816237
It's pronounced like the Russian ы. Yes Estonains have a lot in common with Russians.
>>68816453
ur mum
>>68816453
Latvian literally sounds like russian
>>68816591
If you're retarded then yes.
test
multikapostitaja jäätis on tagasi
>>68816124
Ma isegi ei teadnud, et meil sellised inimesed olemas on. Oma viga, et mingit sitta vaatad.
Hey latvia, choke on a dick please, we were getting along here until you came around again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F-JfWqMG6g
>>68816591
>latvians are literally russian
ftfy
>>68816650
Eile Rolandi nädalas näidati. Ma ka muidu ei teadnud.Häbi hakkas küll
>>68816678
thx soomebro
>>68816776
Ma ei tea isegi misasi see Rolandi nädal on.
>heiterid
>implying et te ei tahaks maria kliitorit oma peenise peaga kõdistada kui mõistate mida ma öelda tahan ;)
>>68816979
Muidu on ok aga ta räägib väga rõvedalt, vähemalt niipalju ka ma sealt saatest juhtusin nägema.
>>68816979
>>68817263
do you pronounce "d" as "d" or "t" or does it vary? what about "g"?
>>68790755
Question for Australians, have you or anyone you know ever fucked an Abo?
>>68817353
d as d
t as t
g as g
k as k
>>68817371
most girls in my school have fucked a 1/8 abo cos hes a handsome devil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_brigades
>>68817454
>most girls
>one abo
wew lad
>>68816453
No it's not.
Russian ы is /ɨ/; the "e" in "roses".
Estonian "õ" is /ɤ/, an unrounded /o/.
For roundedness, compare "u" and "ü" (/u/ and /y/), or "u" and "i" (/u/ and /i/).
Võro has /ɨ/, but not Standard Estonian.
>>68817371
Not personally, but yeah I've seen Abos with partners. But only heavily mixed ones.
>>68817413
Really? Sometimes when I hear estonian it sounds like you're saying "t" when the word has the letter "d" or "k" when it has "g".
>>68817520
i gave ur mum a good dickin' last nite haha
>>68817540
No almost everything is pronounced as it is written.
tt as tt, kk as kk etc
>>68817353
Estonian "b", "g", "d" are voiceless slack consonants. I.e they are not like the Finnish "d" as in "käden" or English "d" as in "jaded", but like "t", but just weaker. The difference is very minor.
Voiceless "k", "p", "t" are like English, but unaspirated ("t" in "stop")
people in 8/pol/ genuinely believe that Estonia will attack Russia and that's why Russia can invade and kill Estonia as a prevention.
>>68817595
And I mean the difference between voiced consonants and voiceless slack consonants is very minor.
The difference between Estonian "k" and "g" is very noticeable and large.
>>68817353
Give me some words and I'll vocaroo them.
i haven't showered since tuesday. ama
>>68817596
Why even pay any attention to paid shills?
>>68817674
>Muidu on ok aga ta räägib väga rõvedalt, vähemalt niipalju ka ma sealt saatest juhtusin nägema.
>>68817697
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U0dmSETIUb
can see my breath inside lads
>>68817697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafe_FqKb88
>>68817685
Lihtsalt triggerib mind, loodan et tegemist on tõesti vaid palgalistega ja normaalne inimene ei usu nende propat.
>>68817596
>implying that it hasn't been our plan all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iClpliuIamk
would you fang it in this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
fucking animefags...
>>68818182
Every day I spend on this website makes me hate anime and animefags even more
>>68818234
Same
ldas
>>68818132
No way, wouldn't want to appear xenophobic.
>>68818313 next
310th
last post lmao