>tourist asks for directions >give wrong directions

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>>68785143

The Eternal Terrone

>>68785143
What is this the 90's? Don't they have smartphones?

Who even asks for directions when GPS and google maps exist

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>tourist asks for directions
>give right directions
>he goes un the opposite directions thinking I lied to him

>tourists don't come here so I don't have to talk with them
thanks goodness

>>68785143
based

>>68785143
>tourist asks for directions
>Drops all spaguetti and can't explain how to get there
>Or simply say "don't know" despite knowing to avoid embarrassing self
>Tourist goes away dissapointed
Sorry mr. gringo, I let you down :(

>>68785226
>>68785288
you'd be surprised at how bad some people are at reading maps, street names, adresses, etc.

>>68785143
I only do that with non-white people.

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>Be autistic shut in neet
>Can't even give directions to romanians because I only know the names of the three nearby streets
>Needed to get out of my house one time and go to the city center
>A foreigner stops me and asks me for directions
>Tell her I'm a foreigner too and I don't know either

>>68785288

Someone who doesn't have phone coverage abroad. I guess you could find a WiFi spot but asking someone might be faster.

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>Gay couple ask directions to the trendy part of the city.
>Give them directions to a local church

>>68788730
Unless it's to a catholic or baptist church they'll be welcomed with open arms.

Fucking terrone

uts

>Live in smalltown, usa
>Never seen a tourist in my life

>>68785143
>Be a tourist asking for directions
>already know the directions

It fun watching people try so hard.

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>>68785143
>tourist asks for directions
>give the right directions
>they say thanks

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>>68785143
>tourist asks for directions
>speak intentionally in a broken english mixed with pretend italian (babadaboopi)
>tourist eventually pretends he understood what I was saying and moves on

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>tourist thinks im a local
>asks for directions
>give them fake directions

>>68788926
Genuine question, how do you identify a tourist? How do you know if someone is a tourist?

>>68789175
Speak a different language or with a different accent

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>tourist asks for directions
>it's a nigger
>stab him in the stomach and take his money

>tourist asks for directions
>dumb fucker doesn't know that there are multiple places with the same name here
>probably end up sending him to the wrong one

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>>68789689
>genetic expertise says it was your father

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>>68789175
if he's white

>>68789495
I meant visually. Can you identify some European in USA?

>>68791776
Their Cloths. Usually In a group looking lost. Certain areas of the city are for tourist usually so it's easy.

>>68791666
Whites confirmed for being a minority in Hell

>>68785143
>tfw a museum warden in a small town waited for me and my family to be done looking at roman statues before he packed up and went to mangiare
I was genuinely touched when we later realized that we've come at a time when he was about to otherwise close the premises and he didn't even ask us to leave.

>>68790274
>tfw pharma companies are unironically prohibited from producing cheap and easy to use paternity test because too many families would've been ruined

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>>68785143
>tourist asks for directions
>too shy to answer him, walk away

>>68792136
source

>>68792262
doctors in family

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Big city people ITT, list your favorite tourists. Chicago here

#1: Canadians - always nice, always smiling, already used to the weather so doesn't complain, funny accents. Always give them the correct directions and only send them off when they know where they're going

#2: southerners - probably have a small amount of untold disdain for all northern states, but I'm certain they hate new york/new england more than the Midwest

#3: Asians - typically have terrible English, but leave you alone

#4: Australians - I've only met a few Australian tourists on the streets, but they've been nice. This group of Australian tourists asked me for directions and called me "mate", and I was a little flustered because until that point I had never actually heard someone say it out loud. I think they reacted the same way when i said "have a good day dude"

POWER GAP

Other Midwesterners: seem to hate Illinois/chicago with great spite, despite coming here in droves to the largest city in a thousand mile radius

SUPER POWER GAP:

dirty smelly Europeans. I can not stand you shits. They treat this place like a third world country, yet expect to get the vest service and attitudes without having to adhere to our customs. Either I ignore them completely or send them in the wrong direction

>>68792858
what about south europeans/ mediterraneans?

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>tourist asks for directions
>pretend I can't speak english
LOCK ME UP

>>68791776
Idk about most people but I can usually tell if someone is foreign or not just by looking at them or asking if they're foreign

>tourist asks for directions
>Uhhmmm... ehhh... shish... y-you too

>American asks me for directions
>"Ce ne parle pas anglais"

>>68793308
that didnt happen

but i can tell you that ive sent brits to the ghetto in 3 different countries 15-20 different times

>>68792928
Why would a Med ever want to freeze his balls off in that shit region ?

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>tourist asks me for directions while I'm at work
>politely explain how to get to the place
>they say it's a nightclub and I should come over later and they'll buy me a drink
>too pussy to show up

>>68785143
I tell them I'm not a local so I don't have to waste 2 minutes giving directions.

>>68793770
to get away from other shitalians.

>>68793770
Why would people go anywhere?

I've been to Chicago on holiday, Michigan is way better tho.

>>68793770
To get that chicago lasagna pizza probably.

>>68793894
is that OC ?

>>68793918
I heard Italians were rude only in the North and that Southern Italy is pretty chill and comfy

>>68785143
In Rome I asked an Italian policeman where this street was and he pointed me the wrong way ;_;

>>68795814
>asking policemen for directions

kek do you live in a cartoon?

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>french faggot asks for directions in spanish
>send him to the wrong metro line

>dutch tourist asks how can he get to a monument but can't fucking say it right
>"spanish is so much easier haha xD"
>tell her to catch the wrong tram

>>68796822
>blaming others for not speaking Brazilian

>>68792858
Why would any tourist even visit frozen Aleppo?