Why do English words with Germanic origin sound so retarded compared

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>>68778338
which words specifically?

>>68778338
It's true menes.
Global English was a mistake
We should have been speaking German, Spanish, or Russian instead.

Latin is the language of God
Germanic is the lenguage of Dogs

>>68778928
God's language is Hebrew, or Koine Greek at best.

>>68778928
>"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse." - Charles V

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>>68778865
Lolno

I never wist that

>>68778928
Nice joke. Kys

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>>68779000
Wouldn't it be the Adamic language?

>>68779046
The absolute madman

>>68778767

https://youtu.be/IIo-17SIkws?t=259

"firststuffs" lmao Germanic languages are for toddlers

>>68779116
>meme metrics

>>68779352
How's Sweden treating you, Abdullah bin Somali bin Bilal Ahmed?

>>68779046
10/10 came

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>>68780497
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>>68780711
That's the English for you m8.

>>68779116
This is quite accurate.
To express something, we can choose one of two:
a) pronounce complicated syllables slowly
b) pronounce simple syllables fast

In Japanese language, usually we count "beats" instead of "syllables". in other languages, beats = syllables, but Japanese speed is 11.6 beats/s, faster than syllables

a <-> b
Viet = Mandarin < German < English < Italian < French < Spanish << Japan

>>68780711
I hope Sweden fucks learn from this

>>68781417
Chinese is a ridiculously efficient language but is still terrible.

>>68778338
marriage: wedding
consume : take

anything else?