Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

トレイントレイン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hVaRiOPZLE

お前はホモ?

S;h;i;t;t;e;m;p;l;a;t;e

>>68775308
キスしてほしい ブルーハーツ 歌詞付き-Kiss shite hoshii The Blue Hearts-lyrics https://youtu.be/kJLghjv_NGs

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>>68775377

>>68775320
お前は違うの?

>>68775449
ホモは違わないよ

It's like having another taorila poster...(´・ω・｀)
>>68774940

>>68775212
乙

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>>68775504
ホモは神様の間違いでしょ?

>>68775543
それは違うぞ!

>>68775509
I declared first and waited for 310
There was no reason to make a 3rd thread

>>68775666
I didn't start this thread. (´・ω・｀)

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>>68775609
ホモは罪

>>68775212
イギリスパンクのコピーバンド

>>68775713
Do you masturbate while thinking of jesus?

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>>68775212

>>68775888
No comment.
But a naked man in pain always turns me on.

>>68775962
do you think of yourself in pain?

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ヘテロスレおねがい

許してヒヤシンス

>>68776038
no. I consider myself always in pain.

>>68776078
ホモスレ

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>>68776078
>>68776118

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>>68776135

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>>68776318
(^-^)

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>>68775212
あり
ここにもスレが
>>68775888
most of Japanese are not Christians
>>68776078
this Thread is for gay girls

朝起きたら肛門から出血してた

https://twitter.com/maro5121/status/810466198672420864

>>68776373
女の子になったのね…おめでとう(´・ω・｀)

>>68776418
赤飯炊いてくれ

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>>68776373
尻処女喪失すか?
>>68776349
君の家ですか?
>>68776355
喰われてやがる

>>68776389
Again, another taorila poster...

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>>68776187
i reckon i would look quite good in japanese traditional dress

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>>68776187

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>>68776389
i watched and recorded it

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>>68776492
what?
>>68776389
Chad Smith joins Babymetal.

>>68775212
トレイントレイン
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

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Hllo virgins. I got invited for Netflix and chill
I have to shave my pubes now
bye

>>68776919
go get a back sack and crack wax, women love that

韓国の橋って北朝鮮からの進撃を防ぐためにいざというとき橋を落とすために爆薬が仕掛けてあるんだな。
何かの拍子でいつ爆発するかわからんとか怖すぎるだろ・・・

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>>68777777

るろうに剣心の新章が開始するみたい
もっと早くやって欲しかった

>>68777778
>>68777776

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月曜日の午前1時が来た
寝る時間だ
おやすみ

Every Anon
Good Night
Im Anonymousness
so-called Patuya
See You

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should be enough
i have to go now
i know you hate me, but please wish me luck
today is the day
i hope i don't have a car accident

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Japan
What do you think of 裸のラリーズ and 水谷孝?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPPF6gzMJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJYmLVkdoGA

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KIII GAAAA KURUISOUU

大学の日本語クラブへ日本学生が来るからお歳暮を贈ってあげろうと思ったんだ。
でもいいのか。日本ではあらかじめお歳暮を贈ることがあるのか。

>>68778037
>i hope i don't have a car accident
Go get kicked by a horse instead then.

>>68776373
アナルセックス過ぎたのか?

>>68778511
お歳暮やお中元を贈る相手は、親戚や世話になった人やとても親しい友人だけ
最近は贈らない人も少なくない

>>68778340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhOMoTkYh9I

za warudo

|￣￣|＿
|`･ω･´)σ「俺は時を止めた・・・」

はらへった

部活のランニング中、高校男子生徒が行方不明になったそうだ
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20161219-OYT1T50008.html

事件に巻き込まれたかもしれないので笑っちゃいけないが、タイトルを見たときは笑っちゃった

>>68778967
そっか。じゃ、贈らない方がいいかも。

I'm white
I'm white
o u Kno I'm white

>>68776492
Well that's just not true. They talk about and post about the same stuff all the time and TRY to annoy people with it. I only talk about Babymetal about 5% of my posts and it's only when something interesting happens because several people here like them.

You're only complaining because it's things you don't like but if it was something you enjoyed you wouldn't say a thing.

Just ignore it, my friend.

>>68780399
are you upset that miss france 2017 is once again black

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>>68780399
Thoughts?

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Can someone translate this? Would be really appreciated.

>>68780888
>>68773437

>>68781147
>>68779109
this t͏bh

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>>68780888

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>>68781348
What does this reaction meme convey?
I wanted to know your thoughts, since you've mentioned you were watching it and even had a favourite.

>>68781476
We do not have any chance to win miss Universe with this ugly girl

So what sort of dingy grimey nightclubs are there in Tokyo for me to go to? I'm someone whose gone to CBGB's and had a few fights at shows in my life, I'm not going to let some jap intimidate me, rather I'm ready to show up and impose the Donald on them.

>>68781476
beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH4DwMFrWH8

What's the difference between 勝ちます and 勝つです?

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I'm stilll trying to figure out how the ruskie got level 25 in like one day. I put about 15 hours and only made it to level 10.

Am I just that bad or is he that good or is it both

>>68781085
<Kaiu Shirai>

Auhthor Shirai's selfish pickups

Yakuneba's maniac highlights (or Yakuneba Maniac's highlights)

1. Plot foreshadowings are also existing in pictures (I don't reveal where they are hidden)

2. Mobs are also lively (like Connie in frame 2 of page20)

3. The quality of children's picture on the wall is incredible! (episode 3)

>>68783288
>勝ちます
(I) am going to win

>勝つです
Grammatically incorrect. But in anime it could be happen. Meaning is same as above.

>>68783288
You don't use the latter. Use です after nouns or adjectives. 勝つのです (or 勝つんです) is valid because the の makes it a noun, but the meaning changes.

>>68783995
Thank you very much!!

>>68784164
>But in anime it could be happen.
Well, I'm a little embarrassed now...

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悪いんですが、この部分の文字を読める人はいませんか
上は パ○○○○ シ○○○?
下は 大○高○ デニーズハウス?

小さくて読みづらいです

母ちゃんの作ってくれたご飯
お母様がお作りになられたご飯

誰か相手にしておくれ

どうだ皆
久しぶりだよ


>>68775888
>Do you masturbate while thinking of jesus?
それはいいだと言った牧師がいった

>>68776373
暗記デックに入れる

>>68787054
俺がする

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShZhe0PrgQU

Noh mask show how looks japanese woman are.

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>>68786343
その絵の字は読めないけれど、東京にキッザニアは1つなので他の地図でわかった

ババ・ガンプ・シュリンプ
伊豆高原ケニーズハウス

>>68787467
>Noh mask show how looks japanese woman are.

能面は日本人の女性の外見を見せるって言おうとしたか
Noh mask show how japanese women looks

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>>68776787
>>68776646
https://twitter.com/tatakometal/status/810574369881784320
He dressed as a kami and brought Su a birthday cake and sang happy birthday! They sang Painkiller and Breaking The Law before that.

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Can someone type this out? Not translate, just transcribe it? Handwriting confuses the shit out of me. This is what I can make out or at the least assume to make out.

>????あた?しいママとっなぐのー

>>68787777
What does weed have to do with not having sex with a condom?

>>68787992
こっちの手 あたらしい ママと つなぐの~

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>>68787539
>ババ・ガンプ・シュリンプ
Bubba Gump Shrimp

I've heard the name in the movie "Forrest Gump".

>>68788105
Sorry, I meant that I'm smoking now because I want to calm down
I might have aids and i gave away my virginity. what a shitty day

>>68788154
Thank you so much!

Applying for working holiday visa. Should I just wing the whole trip and wander around for 6 months?

>>68787539
それはどうもありがとうございました
キッザニアは何のビルにあるのかを調べるのはさっぱり思いつきませんでした

>>68780510
>>68787674
Taorila brit is a nice guy though. His posts about a daily life in Leeds are so comfy. He's just too enthusiastic for making new thread. 95% of his posts are interesting while 95% your posts literally consist of idolfagging. Also, he keeps chill and cool when others complain about his goddess meanwhile you are always being autistic.

>>68788796
What could possibly go wrong.

>>68788959
I have enough money saved up that I can buy myself out of anything that goes wrong.

>>68788929
are you saying I'm not a nice guy?

>>68788929
>95% your posts literally consist of idolfagging
Like I said, that's completely false. You have no idea what else I post. He complains too. And I'm not even the one complaining, you are.

I'm sorry you have something against Babymetal but you're being annoying. Just ignore it. It's not for you.

ねえ
喧嘩いい加減にして俺を崇拝していろ

>>68789500
Thou shalt have no other gods before me

>>68789082
yes

>>68789922
why? I've never been mean to anyone here

>>68789900
神様に逆らう覚悟はいいかい

>>68789291
>>68790013
>I-I-I'm the only one nice guy here!
Nice guys never say like that.

>>>/ck/8382062

>>68789291
For the record, I have nothing against you taorila. You're a funny dude. I like everyone here.

>>68790131
You're trying too hard. I never implied anything close to that. What's your problem?

どうかお許しください
ちんこのあまりのデカさを

>>68790131
then tell me the reason why you think I'm not nice
I don't care how other people see me but I don't want to harm any people so if I said something that made you feel bad, I'm sorry

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it's my first time in here
is anyone even japanese what the fuck

>>68790398
Not at this time

>>68790398
yes and every japanese flag is a huge babymetal fan (´・ω・｀)

>>68790398
柿の種を食いながら生を飲んだ資格は持っとるよ

>>68790309
デカ過ぎて日本人のマンコに入りませんのでお帰りください

>>68790503
well if you have the qualification then go for it i guess...

>>68790538
入れる気もないのに

>>68790398
hello I'm the boss of this thread
Do you want to be my friend and talk to me in English and be my teacher?

>>68790672
Why don't you go to a English school?
You said you pay 1$ per minute. You can go to English school for the money.

>>68790398
プロキシや英語教師だらけ

http://imgur.com/K4zXUBg.jpg

>>68790875
I only want to talk to people so I become more confident
I don't care about having perfect grammar. It wouldn't be bad though
At the moment when I have a conversation in English I only say "yes", "no", "haha", "oh, really?" and "maybe"

>>68790309
フェラさせてくれるなら許す

>>68790538
>マンコ
そんなのどうでもいい
ケツマンコは腕一本くらいのデカさにまで対応できるようになれるさ

生きたい

>>68791861
生きて生きて生きまくれ
お前の命は生きるために流れている

>>68791861
hey
do you want to be my friend and teacher?

>>68787777
theres only like a 0.1% chance of getting hiv from unprotected vaginal sex anyway, the real worry is getting hiv from a contaminated blood transfusion where the transmission rate is almost 100%

>>68788929
hello yes i was mentioned

>>68792560
good evening
do you want to be my friend and teacher?

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>>68790398
正真正銘の日本人だよ(だけどダメ人間)

>>68787146
久しぶり(´･ω･`)ノ もう冬休みかな?
>>68787539
ケニーズハウスのソフトクリームは美味しい。

>>68792671
This thread is not for you german.

>>68793028
who's it for?

>>68793028
extremely racist

>>68793087
It is for people who want to know about japan.
It is not for people who want English teachers.

>>68793264
I want an English teacher who is a weeaboo

>>68793341
How could he teach english without german ?

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>>68793264
tell me about japan

>>68793466
I don't really want a teacher, I want a friend I can talk with so I can become more confident talking in English

>>68793264
how many japanese are prepared for big earthquakes and tsunamis
does everyone have an emergency kit or do they just rely on the jieitai

>>68793341
>weeaboo
really?
You are a Koreaboo aren't you?

>>68793466
>german ?
Only illiterates from French-speaking countries put a space before question marks and exclamation points.
真似しちゃダメだよ

>>68793695
I see myself as a human
words like koreaboo, german, autistic are made up to put people in to different categories and insult their own human identity
Every human being is different, that's what makes the world so great
I love everyone and everything. Hate is not a feeling.

精神健康をここに委ねても問題ないじゃろう

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Don't tell me about Japan then

For fuck sake

>>68793487
Why does she wear the mask?

>>68793801
彼ではないが…
へえ、初耳だ。

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>>68793625
http://www.sbfield.co.jp/news/2015/08/24_160000.html

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>>68793801
I wish I could be french.

昨日からずっと旅行に出る前の、何かを忘れたような気持ちだ
小人が尖ったハイヒールで胸の中をウロウロしているといえばわかるかな

Twats

>>68794376
dementia

>>68794455
Hello senpai, do you want to be my friend?

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>>68794269
ハッハッハッハッ、面白いジョーク言うね

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>>68794269

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>>68794376
そういう時は旅行をやめよう!

>>68794640
Do Norwegian dislike french people?

>>68794805
フランス人を気にいる国籍なんか存在するのかをまず自分で考えよう

>>68794269
I can make you feel french deep inside you

>>68794805
Not particularly, but no one likes the French in the first place and we're no exception.

>>68794875
Howdy
Do you want to be my friend?

>>68794376
胸騒ぎがするの?

>>68794921
yuck

>>68794962
俺と仲良くしてくれた人は所詮ひどい目にあうけどいい?

>>68794967
胸騒ぎだと胸の中の小人をごまかしただけだよ
勝手に騒いでるんじゃなくて、騒がしいのはコビト

>>68794875
France helped USA independent. Don't you like France?

>>68795258
あれはもはやありもしない昔のフランスのことだよ?

>>68795236
I don't speak Japanese
Are you ugly? I'm ugly too.
It's ok, let's be friends

>>68794875
give us a list of the countries who likes usa

>>68795236
ヒラリークリントンの友達?

>>68795372
Start with the only one that matters: The USA.
Can you say that France loves France lol

咳止めの漢方がまずいからオブラート買わなきゃ

>>68795236
>ひどい目にあう
俺様なの?ジャイアンなの?

>>68795372
We love the US
and we are the most loved country in the world

>>68795360
Ok we can be friends

>>68795378
一度輪に入れてもらったらクリントン家ほど忠実な人間はいないらしいから
彼女の友達になりたかったの

>>68795414
mmmm it's getting to the point where being patriotic = racism/white privilege etc

>>68795473
高いし詰めるのが面倒くさいけど、
個人的にはカプセルが一番飲み易い。

>>68795567
Don't talk to me like we're on the same wavelength, deplorable. You heard what you wanted to hear

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>>68795414
Damn straight.

>>68795639
>unironically using "deplorable"
lol I think cons and libs are equal parts stupid. we definitely aren't on the same wavelength.

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>>68795414
>>68795567
>lol
>mmmm

pls go

>>68795788
canadia please

>>68795549
Great. I don't have any friends
I'm 21, 170cm and weigh 88kg
My hobbies are: 4chan, Korea, daydreaming and vidya
I lost my virginity today and kissed a girl for the first time this summer
Things that I hate: racism, yellow fever, white people (I'm white), aids, France and mean people

おはよん~ (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
による
により
によって
(´・ω・｀)

Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

>>68796126
hello friend
teach me Australian English
cunt

>>68796207
ペットとの添い寝はまだ許容範囲なの

>>68796126
(^^)/

>>68796207
なんでエクソダス

>>68796237
私にアンカーをつけないでくれる?
童貞が移るわよ

DTくん、もう死ぬでください

Why are german here is shit?

>>68796588
It's not specific to this thread.

やっぱまだ憑いていたw
お祓いしてもらわんと

>>68796588
どこにもあることです

脱糞はお早めに

>>68797121
I already did twice today.

>>68797075
ドイツ人とフランス人どっちが糞ですか?

>>68797454
異常がないか、色と固さをご点検の上、ちゃんとお流しになられましたでしょうか

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アナニーしてくる

>>68797760
Did you go to brothel?

>>68797547
フランス人は実にいい人
ドイツ人はこう
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY

How often do Japanese people wash? Daily? Do they shower in the morning before work/school?

>>68798076
アナニー。。。?
あっ
ノルウェーくんへーんたい (｡>﹏<｡)

サメに血の匂いがしてきた

日本語はあっていますか?

>>68798141
no I met a girl from tinder

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>>68798076
どんなおかずを使うつもり?

>>68798314
It is not wrong at a grammar point.
but I would write down as below.
サメは血の匂いを嗅ぎつけた。

>>68798076
Annaに何・・・?

>>68798632
なるほどね
匂いというのは、物事が分かると同じように、勝手にそうなるから にを使えると思った

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I don't really understand the use of 股 here.
I looked up a translation and it apparently is supposed to say "I have to make sure five guys don't find out about each other".
Is the 股 used in a sexual way here or am I missing something?

>>68798759
その文章は使えるし、その文章の方がいいこともある。
結局は何を書きたいかによる。

>>68798935
ありがとう
じゃ例えばテレビ番組に出るやつみたいな口調に近いのはどっち
横から見ているだけで自分が関わっていない実況放送みたい

>>68798785
5股かけてた。
it means she had five boyfriends.

>>68799060
主語が違うからどちらを主にするのかによる。
血の番組なら上、鮫の番組なら下

>サメに血の匂いがしてきた。
主語は血の匂い
>サメは血の匂いを嗅ぎつけた。
主語は鮫

>>68799117
Ok thanks is this a common expression?
I don't find it in any dictionaries.

こんばんは

おはようございます

>>68799728
おはようでござる

>>68799313
It is not common expression because there are few people who has five lovers.
二股をかける might be in dictionary.

>>68800008
Ah ok that makes sense
Thanks

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>>68800008
>few people who has five lovers

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I AMU VERY HUNGURY

>>68800359
ah so...

>>68800359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5ZsOsmNoUU

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>>68800432
ACH SO

>>68800493
kek

(Cartman's voice)

>>68795928
>white people (I'm white)

Self-hating cuck, you wouldn't even be using a computer to post that shit if it wasn't for the innovations of the white man.

>>68800736
>the queen

A German by descent, you can have her and the rest of the royal family back.

>>68800646
He literally had sex with a nigger for some weed today, don't expect anything but hot garbage flowing from his mouth.

>>68800957
>American Vietnamese
Synonymous with nigger.

管理人乙

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>>68800910
No, just hate the royal family, they give us phony princes while we remember our true ones.

>>68800900
Kek, he's a racemixing rice-cooker too. No surprise he's talking shit then.

oh virgins...

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>>68798252
そ、そんなことないもん!

>>68798361
今回は男の娘の同人誌にした

管理人死ねや

>>68801298
>I've never seen a girl's pussy
Could have just posted this

>>68801351
her's was the first I saw irl
but I watch a lot of porn

バンされなかったか
ちくしょーーーーーーーー

>>68801224
え?
アナルオナニーじゃなかったのですか?
私が勝手に嫌らしいことに思いついただけですか?
いっやあああああ

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>>68801224
>そ、そんなことないもん!

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>>68801554
>>68801577
ごめん…
へんたいです

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>>68801577
Here's a better quality image, made just for you

>>68801704
thanks! I've saved it for later use!

おはようございます

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>>68788929
Taolira-fag is mere troll.
I know that the Korean residing like you in Japan hates Babymetal.
>>68778511
必要ないが、やるからには驚かせ得るものを。
>>68783288
>>68784170
勝ちます
i shall win
勝つです=勝のだ(勝つんだ)
you must win

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>>68801554
>バンされなかったか
どうした?
前立腺に勝る快感はないぞ
>>68801641
おまえがビデがわりになって
掃除してやれ

>>68802383
only winners can have get cute girlfriend.
You have to have good looking and much money, or you are a loser.

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which is best place? best not just in living at but also the people

>>68802479
26 and 27 and 28 and 31 and 32

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日本一のイケメンが決まったぞ

>>68802479
7 so you can grow extra arms

>>68802448
I only want a gf that loves me
she doesn't have to look good or be korean
i just need a reason to live, a person that loves me
and I mean real love not just for sex or because I'm white

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>>68802479
Hokkaido is the cutest region of Japan.

>>68802479
10 is the best country in the world.

>>68802645
bad looking people are be loved by nobody.
Are you not fat and not poor?

>>68802696
no

>>68802747
I lost a lot of weight since coming back from Korea and I habe a lot of money
That can't be the reason

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>>68802765
It gets very cold in Hokkaido, so everybody has to cuddle each other to stay warm.

>>68802696
good morning(?) cute poster kun
I like Hokkaido too desu (*´ー｀*)

>>68802827
>everybody has to cuddle each other to stay warm.
sounds lewd,

>>68802600
女装の素質がありそうで羨ましい

>>68802812
You just need to go out. Why are you looking for your gf here?

今日も憂鬱( ╹◡╹)

>>68802600
寝癖すごいな

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>>68802873
Ohayo gozaimasu, anon.

Do you live in Hokkaido? I hear they have an ice festival every year there that's supposedly the envy of all the other prefectures.

>>68802827
(*´∀｀*)kitto atatakai ne <3
You are always cute desu.

>>68802901
because i will never find her anyway

>>68802988
Time to kill yourself

>>68802827
The person from Hokkaido is shit

>>68802890
イケメンの必須条件だぞ

トランプの嫁の英語が発音おかしいと思ったら2006年までユーゴスラヴィア人じゃねーかよw
そんなトランプがレイシスト的な発言してるのか

>>68802942
unfortunately no.
It's rarely snowy in my town,
so,I long for Hokkaido.
> they have an ice festival every year
yes,I would like to see the festival one day.

>>68780066
無事保護された。道に迷っただけだったw
http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/national/20161219-OYT1T50016.html

>>68803064
言葉通りの知恵遅れ乙

>>68802994
I want to
but I can't. I have a sister who loves me

>>68803130
痴呆老人かよ

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>Hokkaido

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>>68802947
Y-you too

>>68803001
Unsubstantiated claims. People in Hokkaido are known for being nice (I read that on the internet).

>>68803102
Do you live in the sunnier south? I live in the sunny part of the UK too, which is a shame because we don't get much snow here either.

>>68803185
You are being deceived by Internet

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>headphone jack on laptop emits sound on only left side of headphones

how to fix? I tried everything

>>68803185
> live in the sunnier south?
I live in Chube region(No 22).
>I live in the sunny part of the UK
I think that southern UK is so nice desu<3.

>>68803236
believe in yourself

>>68803001
depend on person
my friend is nice.

where to meet and befriend japs online?

nico? 2ch?

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>>68803336
>I think that southern UK is so nice desu<3.
Well, it's better than the north, but then again, there isn't enough parchment in the world to list all things better than the north.

It's okay, you can always take a trip northwards to see snow in the winter.

>>68803228
Would people really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>68803236
jus b urself

but seriously is it not a problem with your headphones?

>>68803635
No, it's the jack. Apparently it's a very common problem but all the advice I've seen hasn't worked.

Now I got it to make a clicking sound when I test both sides after I enable virtual surround on dolby. I also noticed that while both speakers work when played out loud, the right side seems to be slightly lower volume.

>>68803721
Maybe it's your ear you fuck face

>>68803630
> isn't enough parchment
sorry, I didn't get it.
you mean ’not enough proof’?
>you can always take a trip northwards to see snow in the winter.
In fact,we can see snow in Chube region or Kantou region desu.(Nagano,gunma etc…)(´ー`)

>>68803930
Google image search "parchment"

>>68803630
tarquinn detected, fuck off back to eton, posh twat

>>68804006
Is it a material made from animal skin?

>>68804181
へえ、成程ね、ありがとう

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>>68804181
give you this

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>>68804263
>long paper

Kek

劣等人種よ
身の程を知れ

new
>>68804418
>>68804418
>>68804418

タイ国旗見ない時間帯ってない気がする

>>68804337
www

>>68804432
too early.

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307

new thread was pruned.

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307 again

>>68805636
Janny supports new template

あと2つ

THE END

I'll make then

なぜそんなに必死にスレを立てようとするの

only 20% of Japanese single men has gf.
what's wrong this country?

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>>68805728
>single men has gf

>>68805728
>20% of Japanese single men has gf
How are they single if they have a gf?

>>68805745
NEXT
>>68805745
THREAD
>>68805745

>>68805716
お前のためだよ

>>68805596
きゃわわ

>>68805752
in that case, single means men who don't have a wife