Age of Empires 2 edition
classical liberalism is a mental disease
excellent edition
traitor
gonna do a suicide
>>68771431
Us being unable to control muslims is utterly artificial.
The amount of shit muslims are allowed to get away with is a joke.
girl said I was incredibly good looking last night
do you think she want my willy in her fanny?
can't cope with life
>>68771440
>ahh yes, topshop in Switzerland
dumb VPN mong
it was back when i lived in the UK. stay upset GCHQ.
>>68771449
neoliberalism is the cure
mangudai
I hate white people. I love Britons though since they aren't white but light pink
The only girl who never let me cum inside her pussy was a paki, a fit paki but still. She made me wear a condom.. I still wank over the thought of cumming inside her. Is it a dominance thing?
Racism is a disease globalisation is the cure
>>68771505
>Is it a dominance thing?
no it's a "I don't want to get pregnant" thing
>>68771505
Good lad
Wanting to miscenegate is natural and better for all of us
6'2" and about 70kg now lads
am i still a skeleton?
>>68771483
why?
>>68771499
>Poonited States
>Pissouri
>Gay County
>Kansas Shitty
>>68771514
>>68771499
hello goldberg!
Just been to Asda for a Christmas card for the bird who works behind the bar at the local, Cost me £2. Extortionate
>>68771505
>>68771505
>Tfw the gf refuses to go on the pill
>tfw makes me use a condom
snuck it in without a condom the other day, but didn't cum
>>68771505
>made me wear a condom
why wouldn't you
could have a little sheed son running around right now otherwise
>>68771522
I mean I did cum inside her but I had a condom on, it's not the same
new gimmick: say "hella" a lot
you haven't actually had sex with a girl if you didn't cum in her
Connor McGregor is a prime deano
>"""""/brit/"""""
>Most posters are non-Brits
>>68771523
yes
>>68771536
REPRESSIVE tolerance from the REGRESSIVE left
Once had sex with a girl who had her tubes tied
Was very nice, would be good to find a gf who would do the same
>>68771536
Poor white ppl are so opressed :'((
>>68771525
all too munch
unable to masquerade as a normie convincingly anymore
>>68771576
why not just find a girl on some sort of birth control?
pommy cunts
>>68771576
>know I never want kids
could get the snip 2bh
>doing nofap for the last few weeks
>got back from work last night
>having a browse on the chon
>accidently open a porn webm
>heart rate goes through the roof
>shaking like I've got parkinsons
>shut my laptop down
>can't get to sleep for about 2 hours
hmm
me
>>68771611
>The Economist
Ah a fellow radical centrist I see
>>68771565
my god Ireland just fuck off, you lads never have anything interesting to say
>>68771591
More things that can go wrong
Not a 100% thing
Has side-effects
>>68771597
Because I'm selfish and don't want to make the change to my own body. Plus it allows me to change my mind decades from now.
>>68771611
>The Economist
Ah yes the so-called radical centrist
Fucking hell there are some genuinely disturbing abnormalities in humans.
Parasitic twins are fucking grim
>>68771611
Wouldn't this picture make more sense if the hentai was in front of the business magazine?
I'm 24, worked out that I've had sex around 2000 times.
That's 3 relationships since 16, 40 one night stands(that turned into a few more times with some of them) and around 15 meat bags that I used to pork every so often for a laugh.
Reminder that if you have no sexual experience by your early/mid twenties you'll never keep a girl if miraculously they show interest in you
>>68771628
I was talking about me, i'm 100% sure
yeah I wouldn't recommend it to other lads
>>68771642
Nah
>>68771556
i never cum in my gf even though she says i can because i don't trust her to be on birth control. she's talked about kids a few times and it's gotten me on high alert. for now her pet eel will have to suffice for her. she's a pastry chef.
>>68771585
fair enough. how are you going to kill yourself
>>68771580
they are though
>>68771642
Another shitty post from Ireland
>>68771642
>>68771642
??????????????????????????????
>>68771657
Eat many strepsils
>>68771617
I read that this dog actually died which really takes the funny out of it, fucking ape
>>68771642
>tfw my fetish is for a girl to force me to cum in her and get her pregnant while I struggle against her
>>68771673
grim
>>68771670
Whose hair is dat
>>68771657
not sure, any ideas?
was hoping to wait until jordan replies to me on facebook before I check out of this planet
Was gonna get my sister the new theroux doc, turns out it's on fucking Amazon prime, FUCK
>>68771697
are you me?
Anti-Canadian posters are worse than Canadians
>>68771707
get her a vibrator lad
>>68771642
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-25_Empire_State_Building_crash
>In the 1960s, when the World Trade Center was being designed, this B-25 impact incident served as motivation for the designers to consider a scenario of an accidental impact of a Boeing 707 into one of the twin towers. The towers were destroyed when two Boeing 767s were intentionally flown into them during the September 11 attacks of 2001.
whoopsie doodle
>>68771697
I've had this a few times
They grab hold of your arse and tell you to just do it inside them, not because they want to get pregnant though because they like it
Feels good
>>68771702
literally a worse gimmick than pastry eel cunt
ah yes Disnep
when i found out i was jewish it all made sense to me
all my life has followed naturally from that fact
my third eye is open and i've seen things you pawns wouldn't be able to imagine
>>68771535
>not just buying a box of little cards
FOB
'British values oath' my arse
Couldn't think of anything more un-British
>>68771449
fuck off corbynite
socialism is the way lads
>>68771771
the way to HELL
IMAX is awful
how can you be a virgin over the age of 18? That must be unbelievably embarrassing
>>68771763
i love that all these evocation to 'british values' are always undefined and things the people espousing them seldom follow/practice themselves.
>>68771742
shut up bet you're a new cunt that doesn't even know about jordan's antics
>>68771767
nice try sweetie but im a natsoc :) xxx
i want a white baby, where I can get one for free?
don't understand the whole online dating thing
must be getting old
>sixth form paid for everyone in my economics class to have a subscription to the Economist
>two years after I left I'm still having them delivered
Hope they don't cotton on haha
>>68771807
literally anti-british
>>68771763
it's the middle class lefty british values they're swearing too
meanwhile the other 90% of the country hate immigrants and foreigners in general
>>68771795
only subhuman normies care
this is what a 10/10 face looks like
>>68771812
>go to university doing electronic engineering for a year and drop out
>still have an IET subscription that they've paid for 5 years later
ah yes
>>68771812
>finished sixth form 2 years ago
>>68771819
literally not-british
>>68771830
weak chin
cleaned my room and bathroom
doing laundry now
might shower later if i'm feeling ambitious
>>68771830
thin face
>>68771835
Yeah lol what are you trying to say
>>68771830
eyes are a bit off
>>68771844
pretty big bulgo tbf ham
wash my fancy clothes by hand in a thing with cold water in it because i dont trust washing machines
anyone here who looks alike harry potter?
>Britain will be front of the queue for trade deal with US under Donald Trump's new commerce secretary
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/17/exclusive-britain-will-front-queue-trade-deal-us-donald-trumps/
BASED
How do you ever hope to please a female when she's been with 10 experienced lovers before you?
real 10/10
>>68771882
pikey
what is /brit/'s average age then.
>>68771892
you don't let that bother you and don't take yourself too seriously
>>68771882
Good lad
My good clothes got destroyed by my washing machine even at gentle/low temp settings
>>68771898
17 I'd expect
>>68771893
Are you fucking kidding me?
Looks insane to boot with her widening her eyes like that
Currently in the bath
I want a WHITE BABY. Please dump it to me! I will raise him with care and make him genius and feel loved!
>>68771893
>mole on neck
>big nose
>facial features squashed together
6/10 legit
>>68771893
Why does she have thick black eyebrows but blond hair?
>>68771892
is this why Rorke and Rasheed are obsessed with the sexual history of their potential partners? raging insecurity?
>>68771896
the other clothes get in the washing machine though
but dont want that weird machine with grate in it touching my 3 figures stuff
>>68771924
sent ;)
Good clothes got destroyed by my wanking machine
Bloody cold out innit lads
>>68771925
>>68771918
stupid retarded deanos bet you have an IQ of 4
>>68771882
Are you a mediaeval peasant?
>>68771926
most blondes dont have blonde eyebrows lol
*watching John Pilger documentary *
>>68771892
shag some escorts beforehand as practice
the key to sex is to not overthink it
>>68771955
Sounds like you have an IQ of 4 if you think that's anything above a 6
>>68771970
This is disapointin
>>68771981
t. retarded deano who is probably into ugly plain generic shit like >>68771830
The key to sex is to cum as quick as possible
rate technique??
>>68771893
solid 7
An oath for BritishValues? What like Tory MPs having a £39 breakfast on expenses while a million queue at foodbanks?
>>68771991
never use me or my gf as an example again
>>68772009
why the fuck did that faggot drake dabbing meme shit become so popular? I fucking hate normie scum
>>68771893
you're getting merked by everyone delete your account
>>68772018
haha alri corbyn
>>68771989
the root of the hairs is also brown and decay to blonde
if you see a girl with blonde roots it's dyed
>>68772018
>a million queue at foodbanks
Ah yes, the so-called "fake news"
>>68772009
Is this pengest munch?
>>68771991
Look at this autist sperging out over some ugly bird
Hmm I don't think it will ever be viable to see Manchester from Birmingham, there is land between them that is 330m elevation. You would probably need a Burj Khalifa in each city.
>>68771935
There's no cradle in my mailbox or doorstep. Ask your gf to give the WHITE baby to me if both of you don't want him.
>>68772018
This IS MY gimmick
>>68772073
>You would probably need a Burj Khalifa in each city.
Befitting desu
>>68772058
>aight rudboi, tday we revewing sum- HOLUP, DAB CHECK
gonna go morrisons without even showering
gonna be busy but i'm a fighter
>Has anyone looked at the really poor numbers of @VanityFair Magazine. Way down, big trouble, dead! Graydon Carter, no talent, will be out!
how can you be so easily triggered?
Government spending on tackling homelessness since 2010: £500m. Government budget to refurbish Buckingham Palace: £369m. BritishValues
>Dave and George squeaky clean in the expenses scandal
BRING THEM BACK
FUCK LE SURVEILLANCE WOMAN
>>68772094
Arabs are so based
>he didn't have his first relationship between 16-18
Oh wow, kys
>>68772127
Cost to resettle 20k refugees: £2 billion
ahh he's ruining it
>>68772073
bullshit mate I used to watch man utd games from the top floor of the BT tower
>>68772140
>he keeps making normie posts on /brit/ like we're meant to be impressed
>le Arabs le big skyscrapers
Gulf states are rich because of oil found by Europeans, infrastructure designed by Europeans and cities designed by Europeans and built by slaves
I WANT SEX
>bullshit mate I used to watch man utd games from the top floor of the BT tower
>>68772169
Yes, and? What's your point, you mind-numbingly dull cunt?
>>68772140
>not having a relationship in school
>trying to brag like some sort of normie
lmao fuck off you late blooming mong
>>68772131
the saudi """"""empire""""""" will collapse soon
*mentions the bankers and the bonuses*
I've been to London. There were more Asian tourists than Londoners desu.
>>68772169
>built by slaves
knew white people were behind all of this
>>68772169
I'd white people don't do it it doesn't count
>girl I've been texting wants to meet up tomorrow
Add beurettasss on snapchat
Paki bird that bangs people from
Snap chat then posts it on there, she won't bang you though fyi
>>68772206
Ah yes the Haitian asylum seeker in Sweden is back
>>68772140
I had a kankery relationship at like 14 but we did absolutely nowt lmfao
>>68772206
>tourists
>>68772200
So what? The UAE isnt saudi
really makes you think
>>68772155
what was the occasion? been up there for a work do and it was fucking shite
>>68772222
rofl!
>>68772219
That was literally my first post in any /brit/ thread.
>>68772213
>girls I text suddenly stop responding
You should be happy desu
>>68772234
thought it was more
>>68772200
Khalifa is Emirati
however the Saudis are building a 1000m tall tower as we speak in Jeddah
Donald Trump could straight up say "I hate Black people" and not enough people would care.
>>68772213
Do it mate, she probably likes you already
>the jews are flooding Europe with Muslims (their natural enemies) because... um... well it's the jews doing it I know that much
>>68772264
You are fucking stupid and have the political views of a child
>>68772259
hehe
>>68772256
its from beyondblue
>tfw never received a single text from a female other than an apology for crashing into my car a couple of years ago.
>tfw 25
>>68772263
>>68772247
I have no doubt that she likes me, just haven't got a clue what to do with her
>>68772230
they might as well be
the only gulf state that seems to want to distance themselves from saudi association and build a relationship with the west is oman
>>68772241
zomg i have been pwnt
>>68772244
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvj3jpv2Vp
How much explosive power would be needed to destroy the Pyramids?
>>68772285
last time i actually spoke to a girl properly must've been like 3+ years ago, cant' say I miss it.
>>68772297
How'd you know I have a big cock?
>>68772288
Give her the D?
>>68772256
Because the people who off themselves have no friends, the six people are the parents and grandparents
>>68772311
a lot of blacks in sweden
>>68772306
they're made of sand lol just pour water over them
>>68772285
In uni my housemate had a pregnancy scare because she hadn't had a period for 2 months, then she text me to tell me it just started
>>68772292
haha :P
>>68772230
>>68772257
same difference
>>68772327
I'm white as snow though.
You're a racist
You're a fascist
>>68772323
I'd love to but I obviously have to bring her somewhere first for a drink or whatever
>>68772345
*dons blackshirt*
guess you're right.
last time I spoke to a girl was last night on the bus home
>>68772272
Projection
how do you feel about this type of advertisement
https://youtu.be/VPzjDYiQgNA
Yeah this seems likely to happen
>AMBS Architects has proposed a 1,152-metre-tall skyscraper for Iraq's Basra Province, which would surpass Jeddah's Kingdom Tower and Dubai's Burj Khalifa to become the tallest building in the world
>>68772366
You are genuinely fucking thick
Won't even bother with someone as simple minded as you
>>68772345
Thanks
>>68772371
aussie blokes so stronk and masculine
>>68772340
jag tycker om björnen
I-I don't know much swedish :/
Net migration target was a bizarre, and failed, attempt to introduce central planning and state control to UK labour market.
>>68771603
got down from wanking 3 times a day to once a week Tbh
quite proud but I'm only human
>>68772375
never leave architects in charge of urban planning
FUCK skyscrappers
>>68772397
Vilken björn pratar du om? Björnes Magasin?
>>68772371
I understand the intent but it was obviously made by a committee of women who think men are stupid
>>68772375
why though?
it's just in the middle of the desert lol
Racists are so stupid they have lower IQs than blacks.
>>68772441
what about racist blacks
>>68772422
bebis bajs huvud LOL
explain the haitiANO meme and nobody gets hurt
>>68772449
no such thing
>>68772449
Even smaller brains
>>68772449
Reverse racism doesn't exist
>>68772422
max von sydow
>>68772422
wow...
if arsenal lose again ill kill myself
Wish I weren't such a fucking loser and had a fancy job in London
there are literally two swedish posters in brit atm and none of us are haitiANO
EXPALIN YOURSELVES
any sydney club man in
>>68771891
don't trust Trump as far as I can throw him
>>68772499
fuck off
>>68772498
I can't imagine how shit it would be to live in london and have to encounter the people living there every single day.
watching bbc news
and story is prince harry is helping some kids in afirca deal with hiv or something
do you reckon he really cares about that stuff? or do you think its a royal family PR thing.
>>68772497
arselel usually do well against city tbf
>>68772498
Wish I was one of those 6'4 London bankers with a long cream overcoat and a straight serious face and making 120k occasionally taking the Porsche for a weekend drive
>>68771891
Doesn't really matter since Trump doesn't believe in free trade like we do
>>68772497
start saying your goodbyes lad
>>68772018
maybe those millions should fill out an expenses form then
>tfw radical centrist
aaaah
>>68772515
nobody cares about african aids babbies
>arsenal
>arse-anal
yodeling
Reminder the rebels are literally jihadist terrorists who behead children
>>68772506
looks exactly like my handwriting, freaked me out for a second
>>68772515
i guess he's forgotten he's the prince of the fucking UK and should be helping this country instead.
>>68772272
why are the jews supposedly doing it then lad
if you don't give your fingers a good whiff after fingering a bird you're bent
Manchester is better than London, all the same stuff to do except much cheaper and less pakis (still too many pakis though (one paki is too many ahhaa))
>>68772562
a good century late on that joke lad
Reminder that Arsenal is a liberal, multicultural, gay pride & blacks fan club.
Any white man should be ashamed to support them
>>68772515
Of course it's PR bullshit
>>68772585
HAHAHAHAHAHA
London is superior to anything in the country
There is no fucking opposition whatsoever
There is not even any point even bothering
>>68772326
offing yourself creates a hole in the universe and everyone is affected in some type of way
>>68772564
they are the GOOD rebels though
>>68772597
>multicultural
as if immigrants can afford to watch arsenal
arsenal tickets are the most expensive in global sports
White baby gib me pleaseeeee
>>68772473
ah yes, bergman
>>68772515
PR stuff, they have to justify their existence to the public somehow
>>68772371
hmm this lad a proper man's man, he works a blue collar job, makes no apology for his casual demeanor, and likes manly things like fire and eating buffalo!
but hang on... he's talking about... FEELINGS!? EH? O_o
>>68772634
Doesn't matter, they all support Arsenal especially blacks
>>68772472
is reverse racism like being nice to someone because they're a certain race?
they really did it this time
>>68772643
>>68772598
how does it still work
how are there people out there who will see this as anything BUT a PR campaign
>>68772635
r u a girl?
>>68772635
r u a grill?
>>68772610
Calm down you Southern woofter
>>68772578
never fingered a girl
>>68772668
if you don't go to see it then you're literally racist
>>68772522
>cream overcoat
do you mean camel?
When will we deal with the ''Irish'' problem?
>>68772668
her face is fucking gross what the fuck
>>68772668
aaaa fucking hell
>>68772680
Southerners hate London because even they can't afford to live there
>>68772522
it's a camel overcoat mate
you'll NEVER be one of us
>>68772585
manchester isn't even as good as Liverpool or Leeds. Stop with this meme now.
>>68772698
trench coat
liverpool mentioned
>>68772704
>>68772712
Nobody wants to live in London
So many nicer cities in the South that aren't overpopulated and expensive
>>68772704
we tried with snakes, famine and cromwell lad
those plucky micks are just too determined to survive
Wish I lived in Grimsby, seems like a magical place
does Ireland even have any immigration? :s
>>68772610
Calm down Denzel I ddin't mean to 'diss yo co-nah' or whatever you lads are saying these days
London is one of the greatest cities on Earth, just a shame its so expensive
Then again which major world city isn't expensive
>>68772670
no idea. I'm still baffled that people go and see royal events, wave flags and even pay for the 'privilege'. They're fucking brain-dead morons desu.
>>68772754
Prague is fairly cheap
Irish ''Nationalist''
>>68772610
>London is superior to anything in the country
>50% nonwhite
>it gets better
W H E N
>>68772771
>major world city
>>68772754
prague is fairly reasonable, flats are huge with massive high ceilings for peanuts
>>68772781
just b u self
>>68772766
i understand people may like the system of monarchy for whatever reason
but actually standing out in the cold on christmas day to see them, seems a bit much to me.0
>>68772773
great idea, the paddies are more racist than us
>>68772798
Everyone knows where Prague is and it's a major tourist destination la
>>68772754
Oldham
>>68772781
>lives in Australia
>has a whinge
do me a fucking favour
>go to london
>pakis trying to sell you snapbacks seems to be 90% of their economy
>everything is cheap materalist shite with 0 actual culture
Why do these useless pieces of shit deserve all of our infrastructure spending?
prague is a historic tourist destination, not a city
Southampton btfo
Moet
two tecs
icy goth clique
>>68772690
give it a try it's quite nice
imagine being a runt in grimsby or hull or swindon posting about how london is shit because of muslism
chortling away at the thought
>>68772826
>brits who think we're some paradise
do me a favour
You could deploy a cyanide gas dispenser in most of London and literally nothing of value would be lost.
>>68772816
tourist destination doesn't mean it's a major world city
everyone knows where ibiza is, or where bangkok is
yet they're irrelevant
here the other lad was talking about really megalopolis cities, like London, Berlin, NY, Los Angeles, Paris etc
>>68772831
so is every UK city that isn't London or Edinburgh
>>68772850
Kek, they even think its a valid argument
I live in London and 70% of the people I see every day are white
its about 95% in central london
>>68772817
MENTIONED
>>68772704
>>68772735
>>68772773
fucking hell, what happend to the irish?
>>68772853
>great scenery
>great people
>high standard of living
do ME a favour
>>68772862
>its about 95% in central london
why you lying
>>68772861
Would say it's more applicable to Glasgow than Edinburgh tbqh. I live in Edinburgh and it's full of Oriental tourists lmao
>>68772671
>>68772677
Yes. But I can't have my own baby because literally internal reasons. I want to adopt your unwanted WHITE baby like my own son.
>>68771830
Where are the nudes?