>The Dutch all say they got their "independence"

The only thing pathetic is your country's economy. Or your country's youth unemployment. Or the fact that you country is by far the poorest in Western Europe. Or the fact that you're SPAIN's retarded little brother. The fact that you've already been surpassed by a few Eastern European countries.

Really the asshole of Europe.

>>68707588
>Not bantering Spain
Portugal are you ok

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>>68707660
Wow there
No bullying Portugal on my watch swamp man

The real joke here is that the Spanish were ruled by a bunch of incestuous Austrians

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>>68707660
Ahmed pls.

>>68707588
>don't really care
>fight a war for 80 years
>still end up giving up the Netherlands


also Portugal's definitely one to talk about military successes, especially when you're a husk of your former self by every measure

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>>68707778
I'm sorry but I wasn't conquered neither by Napoleon nor Hitler.

The Netherlands got bantered pretty hard.

>>68707834
Yeah, you weren't, that's true.

But you lost against fucking Angola. Angola.

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>>68707877
Not really.

>>68707588
We have got our independence from Philips II, not from Spain. But we shouldn't have left the Southern Netherlands indeed

>>68707937
>w-we didn't really lose the war
>they're still independent

I can see how you definitely won the war there

>>68707760
But portugal is not even 10% white

>>68707760
What? Even without that, Portugal is by far the worst country in Western Europe. Your country is a shithole. If it were to be nuked, nobody would care.

Economically, politically, culturally, scientifically you're irrelevant. Your people are hideous manlets. You are poor and greasy.

>>68708050
>replying

>>68708003
We won it psychologically.

>>68708034
>Sweden

Come on now.

>>68708050
>Your people are hideous manlets. You are poor and greasy.

I am sorry but I'm not a Southern Portuguese.

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>>68708163
>we won it psychologically

literally a meme answer from a meme country

>has forgotten that he is the eternal Alberto Barbossa

>>68708163
Portuguese are mistaken for Arabs lol.

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>>68708268
Lmao.

>>68708308
Some in the South look like it yeah, but they aren't actual Arabs, like Swedes.

>>68708480
>tried why are the netherlands
>tried why is the netherlands
>had to go for why are the dutch
>couldn't even get a full page of memes

lmao moor blood

>moors still buttmad 500 years later

My sides!

>>68708526
Because you're so irrelevant you are known as Holland and not "The Netherlands" so results differ.


>Moor blood

Says the country with the most Jewish blood in Europe lmao.

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>>68708672
>They burn your cities
>Lmao they are mad


Hmmmmm.

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>>68708719
>moors
>jews

>implying they're same

you of all people should know there's a difference.

at least people know some of our provinces. If you ask an average person what they know about portugal they'll tell you that they don't know anything.
>talks about irrelevance

>>68708813

>same
It's worse.

There's a reason Germany invaded.

>Not even strong enough to main neutrality

Fantastic.

Also:
They know Alberto Barbosa m8.

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>>68707588
I refuse to take bantz from a country that was a dictatorship just 40 years ago, talk about getting c u c k e d lmoaaaa

>>68708953
Speaking of dictatorship did you know that avoided us getting slaughtered and raped by the thousands by the Germans ?

Our second biggest city didn't have to be rebuilt from scratch by the Americans with loans.

How embarrassing am I right.

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> a
> fucking
> swamp

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>Swamp jews

>be dutch
>born with throat cancer

>be dutch
>be bullied by a moroccan in school

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>Netherlands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-PWpkKfpKg

>>68707588
Many members of the Dutch elite in Holland not only feared the rivalry with a reconquered Antwerp vs Amsterdam but also the astronomically high costs of waging war by fighting siege after siege after siege, the only way to take the southern Netherlands.

>>68707660

van der Heatbringer

Stop fighting we love you both equally

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>>68712704
>A nation formed in 1516


I'm sorry Portugal is a thing since the 800's.

Good times those were, only whites and no shitty south and noisy neighbors.

>dutch high culture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXiJcFVds0E

>>68707660
>>68708050
Shots fired.

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>>68712855

>>68712931
No Sudacas allowed though.

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>>68712786
So is Spain

>>68708780
>Antwerp
>Dutch
No

>>68712066
>Lil Kleine & Ronnie Flex
>Dutch
No

>>68713124
Ahem I see Catalunha which is not a country.

Sorry.

>>68713263
>Renouncing your lands

lmao

>>68713389
Both Dutch, I saw the wiki.

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>>68712500
This
Antwerp is a beautiful city, but it's money over land.

Imagine being Portuguese, knowing you were once one of the strongest and most fearsome sea faring nations in the world, conquering lands far away and creating an empire that stretches to all corners of the globe.
500 years later you're now seen as the niggers of Europe with salaries and qualify of life lower than most Eastern European shitholes.

kek

Ass blasted dutch, why do you keep on replying?

Go on, though; it is entertaining to see Portubros doing the banter for once.

t. Albertus Boerboosa

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>>68707588

the flame war here deserves some popcorn
Plz dutch, keep being an asshole
Plz lisboeta moor, keep being an idiot by answering bait

>>68713556
>wiki is a reliable source