I summon French people here. I may give kinda rude question for

>>68698850
Bonjour.

>>68698850
hi

>>68698850
Yo what's up nip

>>68698850
Hello

>>68698850
Tell us.

konnichiha.

>>68698850
Haiaku

First of all I don't know what French people is.
Can you plz post some typical french male/female ?

>>68698850
I'm honor Frenchman

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>>68698942
Future president of France 2017

>>68698942
turn on the lights and you might see one in your apartment.

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>>68698942
<--pretty french girl
>>68699006
what did he mean by this

Ask your rude question, then

>>68699060
She's creepy

>>68699005
>Puissance mondiale dirigée par un gérontophile

pls no

>>68699117
in a good way though

>>68699005
Oh thanks he is absolutely a man I imaged on my mind. merci.
Second question, what kind of food do you eat for breakfast?

Third question
Is it true that French people don't like to take shower everyday?
Someone said to me French people don't take shower because they
like cheesy odor. NO?

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>>68698942

>>68699193
Mafé every morning

No we don't take showers that's a white people thing

>>68699193
Baguette + butter
Coffe or Tea or/and Orange juice
It's generally light in France the breakfast

Well, people that I deal with seem to be clean

>>68699222
Average spanish girl you mean

>>68699193
>Showering

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>>68698942
100% French.

>>68699193
>Is it true that French people don't like to take shower everyday? Someone said to me French people don't take shower because they
like cheesy odor. NO?

LE ANGLO MEME :D :D :DDDDDD

Allahu Akbar my Korean friend, with the grace of Allah and his prophet MUHAMAD (peace be upon him) I will answer your question, Allah's willing peace be upon him

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>>68699060
Jewish girl *

Pic related is the quintessential french gal tbf.

>>68699371
>Théo JoieGrise

>>68698850
Please don't mad at me and be nice because I am ignorant of Europe.

Because I am ignorant of European culture.
What do you think you have strengths or privileges to be born as French man/woman compared not born to be other Europeans?

>>68699149
Macron is the big boss for 2017, he is like a super saiyen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF8ZnjdgBNs

>>68699401
=>>> /jvc/

most French I've met have dark hair and tan

>>68699409
France is one of the most powerful countries in Europe, Permanent members of the United Nations Security Council, long and great history for Europe and shaped modern Europe. So Yes, we have strengths or privileges to be french.

>>68699371
No offense,but he doesn't look French to me. He looks like a man from Scandinavia.

Your ex PM is definitely the one I got stereotype of French person.

>>68699463
Thanks for the history lesson.

>>68698942
Old caricatures of european people said we had childish faces.

>>68699450
>t.moor

>>68699193
>Second question, what kind of food do you eat for breakfast?
Toast with a bowl of coffee and a yogurt sometimes
>Is it true that French people don't like to take shower everyday?
No, it's anglo propaganda.
>What do you think you have strengths or privileges to be born as French man/woman compared not born to be other Europeans?
Suposedly we are seductors

>>68699476
Yout stereotype about the french is wrong
The ex PM of France was a spaniard.

>>68699379
>meme
Last time I was in France all I could smell was piss. I felt like I was r9ks bedroom.

>>68699463

Thanks, I want to know of it more specifically and culturalypls. For example , lets say, you have best wine producer among whole Europe.

>>68699476
He's French, m8

And we're not dagos or spaniards

>>68699519
Oh shit let me have
a
wild
fucking
guess

Paris ?

>>68699297
France is beautiful. Is it possible to live in any french city without common seeing sandniggers? Also do you feel safe in france?

>>68699535
This
You're English. Just look at the history of france.w e raped you so hard.

>>68699409
>strengths or privileges
Wherever you go across the globe, you can provoke instant butthurt.
I don't know if it's a calamity or a privilege tho.

>>68699450
Becuz dei wer son of gommunists lik me spen

>>68699537
Where's the to go in France excluding Paris? France is just a b grade Italy.

>>68699574
1/nah ur wrong led
2/I'm a proud french celt, some of my ancestors come from "your" island, GIVE IT BACK!

>>68699608
>France is just a b grade Italy.
Wow, I was expecting better from the UK.

>>68699608
>Bordeaux
>Lyon
>All of Finistère
>Monaco
>Alpes
>Vosges

Nice plan Japan, gather they all together and put them all to sleep quickly!!

>>68699615
Can't you spot a trolling guy?

>>68699615
>celtic pride
I'm sad Romans didn't exterminated you all.

>>68699574
>his national coat of arm shows the english submissive pattern
>he actually thinks his cunt is better than mine
>he thinks there is any rivalry between us


The only european country potentially on the same level is germany.
You bongs are pathetic. I mean it.

>>68699615
>Imagine being the descendants of a bunch of cucks who fled the area of England that Anglos didn't invade
Sad!

ok next question.

What do you think of Germans?
Do you have sympathy to them or rather want to kill them due to the mess of refugees?

>>68699608
Fucking retard. There is a load or places. South-west coast is beautiful. Then you've got the med side. Then you've got cities like Lille and Lyon which are interesting

>>68699676
Germany is barely even a country

>>68699694
>want to kill them

Fucking hell japan you need to chill

>>68699629
Obviously, everything is better in Britain.
>>68699676
Battle of agincourt.

>>68699694
Refugees doesn't want to settle in France, they prefer Germany or UK so we don't care.

On average we like Germans. We get a lot of German tourists and they arevery nice.
Now it's less friendly but some years ago we considered them as BF.

>>68699721
>Battle of agincourt.

We won the war, and we won more battles against you btw.

>>68699193
I eat brioche for breakfast, usually with apple juice.

I take 2 shower a day, but i don't know for other people. Every people I know usually take one shower everyday, and someone who didn't would be see as someone dirty

>>68699716
I am sorry about rude word, so you have kinda sympathy to Germans right than actually hate on them?

>>68699559
Where I live (Burgundy) there's sandniggers basically in every city. In small cities there's probably something like 2%-5% sandniggers, and in big cities it's something like 5%-10%.
I never have any problems and some of them could be really nice but I don't like them.

>>68699764
> brioche

Thanks for your new word. This is just an another stereotype of ordinary Japanese who think you French people eat croissant, some cheese and coffee at breakfast.

>>68699835
>Burgundy

Hééééé mon nègre t'es d'ou moi je suis dijonnais

>>68699646
(yes I can)

>>68699652
You're Celtic too, friend.

>>68699678
kinda pisses me off, desu

next

What is the most frustrating thing you have except politics?

>>68699854
J'ai grandi vers Nuits Saint Georges (Vosne Romanée) et j'habite a Dijon maintenant

>>68699902
As you may know the french are the biggest fucking weebs on the planet

Thanks for the yous Pierre

>>68699844
>Cheese at breakfast.
Only some old peasants do this. We usually eat butter.
Also croissant is very common yes.

>>68699779
Some old people still hate germans, young people usually don't care.

>>68699883
N-no I don't want to be celtic nor german ;_;

>>68699949
Really ? All retired people I know do love germans.

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>>68699919
Most frustrating thing, he asked.

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>>68699978
Accept the Gaulish blood, brother.

>>68699935
How about coffee?
Why don't you french consume lesser drinking tea?

And wine

You Europeans drink often wine even at lunch time during working hours.
Isn't it prohibited by law? or people ignore it?

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>>68700005
>Quand tu commences a sentir la LSD

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>>68699978
>>68700005
>tfw when we're literally meant for each
I'll eat the bloody croissant.

>>68699978
I knew a few old people (+80 years old) who still don't really like them. But it's a minority of course

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>>68700045
YES
E
S

>>68700017
Drinking wine during working hours is almost inexistant nowadays. When my grandfather was young it was quite common, especially among construction workers

>>68699919
I know we do Japan con & fes in Paris every year.
But I don't know French are biggest weebs on the planet.
I think Japanese woman is one of the biggest Frenchboo on the planet too. They adore your Fashion at most.

France should let the u.s run their country

>>68700125
Yeah it's like we're meant to have illusions about each other

>>68700131
Your women let me run their country

>>68700045
>>68700107


Fuck off, semitic things

>>68700017
During the lunch people can drink wines. When I did my stage in a bank, workers drank a glasse of wine during the lunch

>>68700247
Stage = traineeship

Why do you think you are able to develop food techniques compared with other Europeans?
And why do you think British people could not manage it?


next question

What is your national sport? I am thinking Fencing is your national sport am I correct?

>>68700269
Faggotry is our national sport.

>>68700017
>>68700113
I didn't see you said "drink often wine even at lunch time during working hours" I think you said that we drink wine while we're working.
Then yes, drinking wine for lunch is still pretty common, and not illegal as long you don't drink too much

>>68700269
>fencing
No, it's football/soccer, then rugby.

I don't get you other question about food.

>>68699608
qualitybait.jpg

>>68700269
Most popular sport is football, and rugby in the south-west.

>>68700017
Most french don't know this but you are legally required to drink wine during lunch in France

>>68700330
He wants to know how France devolped its cuisine.

>>68700357

Do you do that too America?

>>68700388
It's a secret, we're not allowed to say it.

>>68700395
No not really. Drinking is much different here than in Europe

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>>68699535
How about you be honest and say that France has a variety of different phenotypes ranging from Mediterranean to Northern European looking. Neither being more French than the other.

>>68700269
Fencing is french but the most popular is football as Japan or maybe is base ball for you

>>68700426
Its obvious thst you guys were stable for a long time ago you were able to devolp more advanced cooking.

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>>68700269
football is popular for lower social class AKA subhuman

pic related is the real sport for french people,
we play it every where

>>68700388
I mean here in Japan to get stars from Michelin is kinda honor like getting nobel prizes in restaurant, why are French in charge of food to qualify others that's I am wondering to know to be honest.

>>68700475
It's also popular among lower class tb.h
Rich people play tennis

>>68700434
I just can't.

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>>68700434
this guy's right,
pic related is the newly miss France of this year

>>68700457
Na i think it's because our monarchy was really interested in food

iirc Louis XIV was known for stuffing his fat fucking face all the time

i think one of our kings actually died after choking

>>68700475
What is that even called?

We have similar sport mostly popular among elder people called gate ball. lol

>>68700538
and ski
it feels so good when you go on ski vacation for a week and don't see any arab or black on sight.

>>68700511
Because france created modern cuisine and gastronomie
The Michelin guide is just so renowned it's actually given the right to judge cuisine abroad

>>68700550
She's from Tahiti
Miss tahiti always been the prettiest

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>>68700555
We had a proto-american king too, and yet our food is famously bad. France has a good climate for growing fruits and spices. Being on the Mediterranean exposed it to good influences. Meanwhile Britain has damp climate, and only fermented shark-eating scandinavians for company.

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>>68699506
>Suposedly we are seductors

>>68699193
from what i"ve seen if someone don't wash even for a day he's considered a strange mix of trash and pig

Why do Japanese people have such a weak understanding of the outside? Other Asians don't seem to have this affliction. Inb4 island nation. The Japanese have more access to information of the outside and more contact with foreigners than most people.

>>68698942
I don't have a picture, but it varies. In the south, native French can be very tan to the point of little almost Middle Eastern, but often look more central Italian. In the north, native French tend to look much more traditionally 'white.' France also has immigrant populations from (among other places) North Africa and West Africa.

>>68700642
>France has a good climate for growing fruits and spices.

Oh yes I have never heard of British made fruit.

Do you have any made in Britain fruit?

>>68698942
>Can you plz post some typical french male/female ?

Pic related. I think Jean Dujardin looks pretty stereotypically French. A lot of people have lighter eyes, though, especially in the north and east.

>>68699193
>Second question, what kind of food do you eat for breakfast?

I go out to buy baguettes, then eat them with jam and butter. I usually eat also a fruit and drink tea. When I have people at my house, I also buy things like croissants.

>Is it true that French people don't like to take shower everyday?

No, that's a myth, and I have no idea where it came from. Probably Anglos, as always.

>>68700710
okay, dont get offensive plz I learned that was Anglo propaganda meme. I trust you French anon.

>>68700269
>>68700388

Uh, so I understand know.
Our country developped a interesting mix of cuisine cultures, meeting northern and southern influences.

For all the cuisine tradition in aristocratic courts, "chef" has been considered as a proper profession.
Basically, chefs brought their grandma cuisine culture to aristocratic tables, mastering old traditional tips in relation with the specific products of our ground, our "terroir".
This is how they basically set the bases of the chef culture, we've been then imitated by Italians, Spaniards, Germans and now Peruvians.

Anglos don't have our nobility culture, which is basically inherited from a rural feodalist culture.
France is a territory of fields with strong links to the territory, whereas anglos are a bunch of northern craftsmans and businessmans so their terroir is not very successful.

>>68700550
shit nose

>>68700766
>No, that's a myth, and I have no idea where it came from. Probably Anglos, as always.
I heard growing up from my francophile father that it was true in the fifties or so and the mythos persists. Do you think that may be true?

>>68698850
Salut

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>>68700766
>Jean Dujardin

No Japanese recognizes him as of French.
speaking of famous French actor no1 in is jean Reno.
To me he seems to have some other ethnic blood in his background.

>>68700996
His parents were from Andalucia, but he's born in Morocco (who were french at this time)

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>>68698942
The average French is White, brown eyed, green eyed like pic related


>>68699006
Binland pls


Do i have to tell our japanese friend about your Swaga Club ?

>>68700996
>>68701064
Also his real name is Juan Moreno y Herrera-Jiménez

>>68701067
>Green eyed

Are you sure about that
I mean, i have green eyes but i heard like 3% of world population has green eyes
If most of the french dudes had them they'd represent a massive % of green eyes worldwide

>>68701064
>>68701090

merci monsieur

>>68700943
Yes.
When GIs came in 40's France they found a rural country with people suffering 4 years war shortages. But at that time the US population was already urban, with modern sanitary habits.

For example, by then our toothbrush were made of wild boar hairs, so the GIs brought nylon in France.

This is why GIs found our people to be dirty, mixing this with our flagrance industry like "muh french are dirty so they put flagrance to keep the smell away".

>>68701067
You call that a white man?

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>>68699694
>What do you think of Germans?

They're Europeans, so I do feel a sense of brotherhood, but they've been our enemy forever. I don't hate them, but they've been screwed up by their defeat in WW2. I guess they're friendlyish rivals nowadays, but I wish they'd stop acting so retarded. Thankfully refugees stay in Germany or Sweden, we don't treat them well enough apparently.


>>68699902
>What is the most frustrating thing you have except politics?

Except politics? Pretty much all of the frustrating things in this country are centered around politics.

>>68700017
>Isn't it prohibited by law? or people ignore it?

A lot of people do drink a glass of wine for lunch during lunch break, but as far as I know it's not illegal. Though of course no one drinks when actually working.

>>68700125
>But I don't know French are biggest weebs on the planet.

We really are. You should look up "Japonisme", during the whole 19th century everyone was crazy about Japan.

>>68700269

>What is your national sport? I am thinking Fencing is your national sport am I correct?

I don't think we have an official national sport, but football is the most popular. Rugby, tennis are also popular. Fencing is a French tradition, though.

>Why do you think you are able to develop food techniques compared with other Europeans?

This anon gave a good answer: >>68700845

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>>68701181
>Green eyes, Brown eyes

What are you achmed ?

Which meat is the most consumed by French?

You seem variety of meat from duck to rabbit.
It is pretty unique than other Europeans.

>>68700555
Except most of your food is old peasent food made famous

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>>68700996
>No Japanese recognizes him as of French.

Really? Because "Dujardin" is a really stereotypical French name. What French actors are well known in Japan?

>>68701249
I don't see what that changes
If it looks and tastes good it really doesn't matter peasants created it

>>68701220
>achmed

Nay, I'm French and pale af.

Your guy just look like a Oompa-Loompa.

>>68701226
beef maybe
also lamb and horse

>>68701226
I personnaly love duck meat, but the most consumed meat are probably chicken, beef and pig

>>68701226
No, every european eat this range of meat. Only americans dont eat them.

>>68700437
"the modern sport arose at the end of the 19th century, with the Italian school having modified the historical European martial art of classical fencing, and the French school having later refined the Italian system." cit.

>>68701275
>I'm pale
LMAO we recognize to their eyes color and heir color

I bet you're a dark haired and brown eyed shitskins to be this butthurt against green eyed and brown haired French

>>68701226
beef, pork, veal, chicken

>>68701170
No muy grandfather was all over three place in Europe during ww2 and her said that France was the dirtiest place in ww2. And that's including other liberated countries too

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>>68701226
>Which meat is the most consumed by French?

Maybe chicken ? I know a lot of people who eat it every Sunday. But we really eat all kinds of meat, my favorite is veal. I could blanquette de veau every day.

>>68699694
Destructors of Europe (and ironically most important EU member)

Used to be somehow respectable but now, they're just pathetic.

Not our friends, not our enemies, they're not brits.

>>68701272
Kings weren't eating peasent food.

>>68701316
light brown hair, light brown eyes, pale af

Your green eyed oompa-loompa is whiter than me?

>>68699694
>What do you think of Germans?

We should've genocided them.

>>68701335
Meh.
I don't believe you. Or I'm very surprised. We couldn't be more dirty than average european peasants.

>>68701254
エマニュエル・ベアール Emmanuelle Béart
シャルロット・ゲンズブール Charlotte Gainsbourg
アラン・ドロン Alain Delon

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Everyone loves and wanna be like us.

>>68701450

oi

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>>68701211
Btw, I remember reading about the first time a Japanese man set foot in France, in the 17th century: apparently the whole town was sperging out because they found his clothes and his sword cool.

>>68701430
My grandfather was a crewman o.k. a bomber. He wasn't on the front lines. He was in the u.k. belgium. France. Italy Germany. And Yugoslavia ( his plane was shot down and partisans helped him get out. He also met tito) he sweared up and down that france was the dirtiest and the most unhyginic people

>>68701579
*in a bomber

>>68701525
The first weeaboos

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>>68701525
>>68701614
The very first weebs...

I want to your views of other Europeans expressed by short words.

Lists

Spanish
Portuguese
Dutch
German
Italian
Belgian
Austrian
Polish
Swedish
Norwegian
Finnish
British
Scottish
Irish
Greek
Swiss

>>68698850
How does an average French girl look like? Post your classmates or someone else.

>>68701649
The prophecy was true...

>>68701739
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUwhBdDkCF4phnTwDoOmNJw/videos
>>68701676
They're all ok

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>>68701525
One of them is on our top note/bill now.

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>>68701739

>>68701676
>Belgian
joke

>British
they're brits, not european

>Portuguese
construction workers

>>68701676
Do you only want French answers?

>>68701870
>>British
>they're brits, not european


What?

>>68701787
She looks like Uzbek girl

>>68701901
If you want to reply pls let me know.

>>68701676
>Spanish
spicy
>Portuguese
workers, building walls
>Dutch
dunno
>German
very productive
>Italian
great culture
>Belgian
best french fries
>Austrian
good country
>Polish
hussars and vodka
>Swedish
i've been to sweden and they are very nice
>Norwegian
inhuman
>Finnish
depressed
>British
good tea
>Scottish
rainy, Adrian wall, William Wallace
>Irish
CELT
>Greek
great culture, maybe not now
>Swiss
place where everything is expensive

>>68698850
>Spanish
Paella sangria siesta
>Portuguese
Bacalao and same as above
>Dutch
Nice fellows, hot women
>German
Bros
>Italian
Loudy but bros
>Belgian
Dumb but nice
>Austrian
Mountain germans
>Polish
Drink a lot but nice
>Swedish
Hot grills but cold people
>Norwegian
Same as above
>Finnish
Same as above
>British
Mixed feelings
>Scottish
Bros
>Irish
Bros
>Greek
Lazy oliveniggers
>Swiss
Rich motherfuckers

>>68701676
>Spanish
fiesta
>Portuguese
work in construction, or cleaning women
>Dutch
weed
>German
Like to work
>Italian
seductor
>Belgian
funny, stupid and nice
>Austrian
Live in the mountains, yodel
>Polish
nice women
>Swedish
nice blonde women
>norwegian
nice blonde women
>finnish
nice blonde women
>british
drink tea
>scottish
same as british
>irish
drink beer and sing drunk song
>greek
sleep all day
>swiss
love to work, very rich

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>>68701811
I had heard about him, but the one I was talking came a lot earlier, before the Sakoku policy was implemented. Hasekura Tsunenaga, he was part of an embassy to the Pope, and his ship had to stop in France for a bit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasekura_Tsunenaga

Here a few things that a local noblewoman wrote about his embassy:

>"They never touch food with their fingers, but instead use two small sticks that they hold with three fingers."
>"They blow their noses in soft silky papers the size of a hand, which they never use twice, so that they throw them on the ground after usage, and they were delighted to see our people around them precipitate themselves to pick them up."
>"Their swords cut so well that they can cut a soft paper just by putting it on the edge and by blowing on it."

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>>68701249
True, but the concept of restaurants is revolutionary. The kings and nobles of France had the best chefs, and were in fact the only ones with chefs. Suddenly noble heads are rolling left and right, and these chefs are no longer as secure of their paychecks as they once were. Now having a skill that's in very low demand, they instead focus on selling their food to everyone who can pay for it rather than just the nobles that hire them.

The trend of redesigning peasant food as fancy food started in the 60s with nouvelle cuisine (as opposed to cuisine classique).

So if it weren't for the French nobles being so fond of food (the French kings at Versailles even made dinner into an entire ritual: fifty courses [though to be fair, not everything in every course was eaten and most of the leftovers were probably divided among the servants] and the entire court was made to watch the royal family eat), France would never have the culinary culture it has today.

>>68701861
> not have tan
> pretty white
> 1 black french
> a boy in white shirt of the center front looks middle easterner
> girls are pretty 6/10-9-/10
a
re you from northern France?

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>>68701739
Here's a class photo from my school, though I was there a lot later.

>>68702061
It's a class photo I find on internet, it's in brittany.
It's a professional high school class (in sales).

>>68701676
I'm born in eastern europe and russian is my native language but anyway

Spanish
>don't care
Portuguese
>bastardinhos
Dutch
>tall bastards
German
>autist shits
Italian
>don't care, cool guys I guess
Belgian
>creepy
Austrian
>creepy
Polish
>don't care
Swedish
>tall bastards
Norwegian
>don't care
Finnish
>404
British
>don't care
Scottish
>cool lads
Irish
>bizarro french
Greek
>don't care
Swiss
>smug bastards

>>68702061
he's arab, not black (back row with black shirt)

the boy with white shirt is more of a turk or portugese.

this high school is in Brittany

>>68701908
Some people, including some British people, don't think of themselves as European. Most people think this is silly. It's much more ridiculous than if Japanese people said they weren't Asian.

>>68702024

That's amazing to read about. Thanks.

>>68700713
Because they learn everything from movies and anime

>>68702180
>It's much more ridiculous than if Japanese people said they weren't Asian.

None of us thinks we are not from Asia, but we have strong pride to be Japanese so sometimes we get offended to be called Asian.

>>68701676
>Spanish

Great food, interesting history and culture. Nice, but lazy people

>Portuguese

Alright food, interesting history, lazy. Tons of them here.

>Dutch

Interesting history, nice people. Basically swamp Jews.

>German

Eternal enemy. Alright food. Too hardworking. Cold people.

>Italian

Top tier food, top tier History and culture, great people. But lazy. Beautiful women.

>Belgian

Good chocolate, nice people.

>Austrian

Best Germans. Great History. Beautiful country

>Polish

Nice people, tragic but interesting history, good food. Great women. Lots of them immigrated there.

>Swedish

Beautiful country. Interesting history. Shit food. They seem to have gone crazy.

>Norwegian

Beautiful country, beautiful women.

>Finnish

Depressing country. Sauna.

>British

Shit food. Friendly rivals. Ugly women. Great history and culture.

>Scottish

Nice people. Old friends. Beautiful country, tragic history.

>Irish
Nice people. Old friends. Beautiful country, tragic history.

>Greek

Great history and culture, great food. Lazy.

>Swiss

Beautiful country, basically mountain Jews.

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You should watch this video on France, OP, it's pretty good, and short enough:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0QrBphsioM

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>>68702024
I learned about him at history class.
Oh yes He was probably the first traveler across the world from Japan.

I would beat up a French person if I met one

>>68702713

I'd like to see you try you cunt I'll put you in the fucking ground

>>68702713
1m95 105kg

Would you even watch me in the eyes, little thing...

>>68701676
I'm in a hospital waiting room, so I'm going to do this to fill time. I have lots of European friends and family members (including parents) and I've been many times, so I promise I'm not an American doing pure memes.
>Spanish
Annoying. Care about vapid things. Okay overall
>Portuguese
Poorer, darker Spanish
>Dutch
Great people, and attractive
>German
Similar to the Dutch. Worse politics, but both are bad.
>Italian
Like Spanish but better food and less vapid
>Belgian
Not even one people. Half are French, half are Dutch, basically.
>Austrian
I love Austrians. Like Germans but better politics and smarter people.
>Polish
Attractive and conservative
>Swedish
Attractive (though overrated). Hate their politics
>Norwegian
Like Swedish with better politics
>Finnish
Cute language and good society.
>British
Best people on Earth. Good democracy, amazing museums, hard-working
>Scottish
Scottish are technically British and similar culture
>Irish
Poorer English people
>Greek
Never met a Greek person, honestly
>Swiss
Never met one either. I think of them like I think of Austrians.

>>68702713
>>68702756
>>68702776

stop this lol why do you British and french think rivals each other since when?

>>68698881
MUH

>>68702420
>None of us thinks we are not from Asia, but we have strong pride to be Japanese so sometimes we get offended to be called Asian.
Yeah, that's kind of my point. Of course England is in Europe and Japan is in Asia, but both have a lot of individual pride.

Okay that's enough for me today. time to go to bed
It is very nice to talking with you French anons and other people.

merci beacoup monsieur and madame

have a good day

>>68703180
Good night

>>68703180
Watch "Stupeflip vite!" it's good music

>>68702756
>>68702776


>tfw 6'6'' and have bottled over 20 people in my life

If ten French men ganged up on me I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 pakis and bottled one over the head and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, fact. I have never lost a pub fight in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.


If either of you wants to arrange a glassing match I'm in Lyon for the day next week and I am looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

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>>68702911
We've been rivals basically for the last thousand years, with no one really having an advantage for too long.

We're inherently superior tho, they just use trickery too much :^)

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>>68699060
I tried to fix her, but those gums would require too much of my free time.

>>68703799
She looks much worse now. Like a monster.

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>>68703180
Good night !

>>68702911
The last thousand years

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>>68703819
u wot m8
I saved that woman from looking like the Annoying Orange and gave her an upper lip.
Her smile now even bends upwards, because there is somewhere to go.

>>68701125

I have green eyes too, always thought it was a Breton thing (along with some red in the beard and some freckles). It doesn't seem very common here in the North or down South.

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>>68702911
Here's a shitty comic explaining Franco-English relations for the last thousands years.

>>68702536
>50% of French are mentally controlled by snail parasites
HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON

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>>68704657
Explains a lot isn't it ?

>all of France's colonies are 100% shitholes

>Britain's are among the wealthiest in the world (America/Canada/Singapore/Hong Kong etc.)


Damn... really makes you think

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>>68699574

>>68700017
>You Europeans drink often wine even at lunch time during working hours

There is a law which autorize to drink wine or beer at work (if someone want to check the "code du travail")

>>68705275
>>all of France's colonies are 100% shitholes

Nice to see that you consider your country as a shithole.

>>68701676


>Spanish
warm people

>Portuguese
hairy

>Dutch
tall

>German
autistic

>Italian
loud

>Belgian
funny

>Swedish
hot girls

>British
both good friend and old rival

>Scottish
friends

>Irish
heavy drinkers

>Greek
debts

>Swiss
chocolate, cheese and banks

>>68699410
>>68699005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeDKyl04G74

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>>68699559
>>68699608

You have Nantes, they have an interesting micro-culture. Could apply to most of Bretagne but the countryside is annoying to most people as a rule.
The Midi region is beautiful, I definitely recommend anyone to drop by Rodez specifically since it took me 1 day to fall in love with it. There are a few points of interest not far from it (Clermont Ferrand, Millau bridge, cheap flights fro/to the Rodez airport...)
The Cote d'Azur is touristic as sin but there are a few places around that are worth it: Sanary and Bandol are cozy villages with sea access and not far from the Italian border, the entire region North of there is great with pretty towns along the road (Fourtqualquier, Sisteron, Seyne, Embrun and Risoul). If you're not afraid to get lost somewhere isolated and peaceful, that's what you're looking for. Not to mention all the ski resorts in the Alps...
If you want spoon feeding and assistance, then all you deserve is the nigger-filled meme cities.

>>68701279
>horse
kek

>>68707594
I agree with you, and I'd like to add that I would consider Nantes (and the West) a nice place to live, and the South a nice place to visit as a tourist.

>>68707744
>Nantes (and the West) a nice place to live
>no jobs
>rampant alcoholism
Only if you're rich/don't have kids, otherwise the big cities (sadly) are a safer bet

The people there are super kind though

25% german + 50% arabian + 20% negro + 5% some shit = franchy

>>68707932
Huh? Maybe I'm biased because I've lived in Lille for too long, but there's no "rampant alcoholism" problem in Nantes, and well it's a pretty big city, unless bug just means Paris/Lyon/Marseille to you.

Pretty sure Nantes is the place I want to be when I have kids (or Vannes or La Rochelle ideally, but finding an IT job there...)

>>68708040
If you continue in this tone, I will smash you.

>>68701861
Noice

Pierre, why french girls are ugly?

>>68708262
Be cause you have shit taste, Ivan.

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now that the frenchies are here I've got something to say
ur cute ;3c

>>68701450
Everyone hates you for your socialist offensive politics, weird porn and arrogant pride.
Fuck your great engineers and beer.

I have a question for the French.

I speak french and think its a cute and feminine language but when i here Africans speak french it sounds awful, they really butcher your language imo, so how do you all feel about Africans who speak french as their first language?

>>68707932
>no jobs
It's worst in eastern france (except maybe Alsace)

>>68708652
I always found african accent funny. You can't take someone who speak like that seriously.
Also african accent sound like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CD3id6qLZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfL7PNe3UGk

While antilles black accent (and some white, i've got roots in Antilles, former nobles family and those of my family who still lives here have a weird accent, it's sound like a mix between quebecois and black antillese accent, that's funny) sound like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4OV8__VA-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bONeCoik1Ts (first verse is in creole, other in french with antilles accent)

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>>68701676
>spaniards
funny manlets and easy whores
>portuguese
smug hairy bastards
>dutch
the tall man in a caravan
>germans
loud and trashy square faces, maximum sjw
>italians
funny yet refined and knowledgeable people, great women
>belgians
scum of the earth
>austrians
shy people, chill but not very interesting
>polish
bro tier, very outgoing people, maybe a lil bit too proud of their country
>swedish
we all know
>norwegian
losers, they are "this guy who has it all but still can't fit in"
>finnish
never met one, know very little about them
>british
their low class is golden, their upper class is shit
>scottish
who
>irish
"yeh beer lol", these guys have nothing
>greeks
the fallen ones
>swiss
amazing folks, more down to earth than the rest of us, hardworking and rich

>>68701676
they are ok.

>>68708652
i want it to end desu

>>68699193
anglo propaganda

once or twice a day depending on the region

>>68700677
it's a true stereotype

we are smelly arrogant bulls, just like the italos

>>68699721
>Battle of agincourt

a battle between frenchmen, what is your point?

>>68701676
anglos are fucking liberals anti-atheist scum but they are still ok

everyone else is 10/10

>>68702911
we literally fought a fucken 100 YEAR war

>>68708652
>cute and feminine


like compared to english? lmao

brits speak french well but your accents are far more irritating than africans

Why is this thread so cringy?

>>68712535
because there are no memes and retarded 4chan culture references every ten seconds?>>68708077
lul

>>68699559
Strasbourg is a good city if you live in the center .
Also quite a lot of slavs peoples s

>>68699694
I live litteraly at the german border , and the culture of my region is really close to the german one so obviously I like them

>>68712726
>Also quite a lot of slavs peoples
True. Mulhouse also have a shittons of serbs, albanians and other east euros, probably more in percentage than Strasbourg. However unlike Strasbourg Mulhouse is a shitty city

>>68699835
>but I don't like them
das racis

>>68713053
ur mum is racis