/cp/ - Culture Pals

>>68677070
First for Russian American Friedship

first for the best cp anon in history

This thread cured my terminal CancerPals. Thanks Ivan, you are a good friend.

>>68677195
Too late fag. I got first post. But I agree

>>68677188
omg you beat me by 3 seconds, dammnnn youu

@68677239
>/CP/
V& desu.

>>68677243
ha no hard ffeelings :^)

>>68677302
None at all man. I haven't ever gotten first in /cp/.

>>68677309
No spam allowed
Sorry .-.

So I was thinking of joining you guys and making a korean fake for fun @_@

Had anyone here seen an Estonian qt on ip before? I really don't remember seeing any but I've only used this site for like a week.

>>68677188
>>68677195
I will drink a shot to it.

>>68677233
You are welcome.

>>68677486
There's quite a few Estonians on interpals.

>>68677239
>breaking website rules
Enjoy your ban

Now I'm confused where I should post.

On one hand Dutch thread was first and well, that's about it, it's an unspoken rule, first made is one used.

On the other hand this one is made by a russian friend, and russians are friends.

either way to crosspost my post

>>68676685
My jewish friend has a point here.

>>68676618
go for it senpai


>>68677166
Let me illustrate
>benis in bagina :D:D:D:D:D

>>68677486
>search female estonia
>Showing matches 1-20 of more than 500

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>>68677548
>>68677309

Do not forget about that, бpaтишкa.

>>68677309
I will listen to Great Neighbor in East.

>>68677614
Could you ffs stop forcing this meme just shut the fuck up already just dont reply already

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>>68677614
Them there ain't no Slavs though

we wuz vikangz

Fizkult Privet.

>>68677504
aww thank you russian dude :P

how do i msg qt's?

>>68677737
Fizkult Priver indeed.

>>68677812
Mention something from their profile. Or just ask them about their country.

>>68677614
>>68677619
what was it?

>>68677812
Just vocaroo yourself saying something in the most british voice possible.

guaranteed panties off.

(well unless you're trying to message british girl)

>>68677987
who's easy prey? gooks?

>>68678007
For a classy british lad ? Everybody.

Just don't be a real british lad, be a stereotypical british lad

>>68678007
Americans. Their cunts will flow like the Amazon at the sound of a brits voice unless you're some shirty chav.

>>68678129

+1 to this, don't let qt's find out how pathetic we actually are as a nation

>>68678208
Uhm
We ?

Aren't you like...Russian ?

>>68678340
There is a britanon that moved to Russia for his qt, I guess that is him.

>>68678340

what >>68678449 said

Russia is rightfully British clay.

>>68678449
>>68678592

I wanna move to Russia as well.

Marry me please.

>>68678636
Is life in Serbia that bad? :/

>>68678776
Yes.

Even worse.

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Women, am I right?

/app/photo?pid=19902793

>>68678887
rekt

>>68678933
>/app/photo?pid=19902793
y do dis, mon ami

>>68678834
Sure then.

>>68678834
I've been to Subotica for a few days once, people did look somewhat gloomy. I suppose the salaries there are not much more than £200/month tops?

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>>68678933
>/app/photo?pid=19902793
are you joking ?

can't you rip pictures...

Brazil qt refuses to show bunda, only wants to show it while wearing tight jeans. I should drop right?

>>68678997

Bunda here is a name for fur coat (generally from real dead animals)

>>68679126
Show qt Serbs in bunda

>>68679126
Here it's a general winter jacket

>>68679273
technically it can be the same here.

Although people nowadays just use jakna јaкнa for a general winter jacket, and bunda for fancy women stuff

i stopped visiting these threads since a year or so,whats the latest meme?

also everyone i get along with deletes their account

>>68679811
i remember you

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>>68680316
w-what

>>68680598

Yeah I remember you too. You're that Argentinian guy.

>>68679811
Long time no see m8, how've you been?

>>68679811
>>68680598
Hey what's up boludo, nice to see you here again

>>68679811
>>68680598

Hey again senpai, long time no see, I didn't delete mine :) sent you a welcome message

>>68679811
Nice seeing you back son, how did it go?

>>68679811
Hey bro, long time no see

>>68678887
wouldnt it be funny if she turned out to be gorgeous?

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What happened with Nortism today?

Barely posting any shit

>>68681912

If you're willing to look past that level of crazy, sure.

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>>68678449
>tfw moving to Krasnodar in May to live with my older qt

Fuck can't wait

>>68682333

>Older qt
Elaborate, I want an older qt badly.

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Anyone who speaks French can help me out? In short, I thinik she's talking about how she feels like she's not "advancing", how she has trouble with earning her degrees and sometimes she feels she should have just kept working (instead of going to school). She seems ambivalent and feeling a bit of regret, I dunno. I'm autistic and I need some advice on how to address this...

>>68682379
Started messaging her months ago, she's got it going on good for her, works in IT and has her own apartment so she's got a tidy-sized brain, I've always preferred older qts though, start messaging some mate.

>>68682333
Trips.. Hopefully that's a good omen for the future.

>>68682330
she complimented you and then you sperged out m8.

>>68682475
yes that's more or less what she's saying

here's a summary:
>i feel like I'm not moving forward
>I think I'm not doing anything particularly useful
>too many things I think I can do, but then it turns out I can't
>the year is moving by way too fast
>Actually I'm trying to concentrate on the degree which I'm redoing since I think it's the one which I'm most likely to succeed, and the other one is in 2018, but my internship is on the other one, I'm mixing my position in both
>today my cousin asked me why I was doing that, and I didn't know what to say
>indeed, sometimes I feel like I should have just continued working
>sorry if I'm telling you all of this

>>68682583

I actually have but yeah, I'm the same always preferred girls a little older since I find we often have similar interests. Out of curiosity how big is the age difference?

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>>68682605

>essentially an empty profile
>no picture or anything
>point it out
>she flips her shit
>continues to message me even when i don't reply back

Trust me. She's crazy.

>>68682742
I usually find slightly older girls to be more learned individuals, like they have a mind of their own and don't just follow trends like most girls in their teens. She's 25 and I'm 19, a bit gutted she's had three sexual partners before me but I suppose this is the only downfall of aiming for older girls.

>>68682843
When you said older I was expecting a bigger age gap.

>>68682787
Yeah I did respond girls without pictures at first but turns out they are all crazy and/or fat af (usually both)

>>68682787
throw her a bone m8. I give everyone a shot Tbh except for men

>>68682475
When she worked, she probably wanted something more or something better. She chose to go back to study and realised the hardships, especially when she didn't valid her last year and had to redo it. So she's thinking with nostalgia about the "better and simpler times" when she only had to do her job. Both diplomas take more time/commitment than she expected and she's starting to forget the goals she set for herself.
She should take some time to think back about where she came from, where she is right now, and reassess/reaffirm her goals while separating them instead of intertwining them.
To motivate her, I'd ask her if she could reach her goal by focusing on only one of the diplomas if doing both proves too much for her, and about how her former job was and what led her to resume her studies, what additional things she'd get that she wanted enough to restart studying. Maybe even compliment her in her choice to fight for her future/goals or something...

>>68683901
go to sleep frog

This Turkish girl I'm talking to just said to me "if we were together, I would never leave your side :)"

Holy fuck boys I think she wants the d.

Guys what's the hajji situation like in Birmingham, England?

I need to know if visiting this qt is an option or if I'll be surrounded by terrorists.

.-. How do I make a korean fake >.>
I want to try this ride as well u_u
<.< where do you guys get pics im not koreaboo

>>68684376
>turkish girls
mate, shes probably crazy as most of them turn out to be

>>68685601
Have talked to my Turkish qt for 1 year today :3

>>68684376
>tfw no Turkish qt
Maybe there's something wrong with my pickup line

>>68685823
I've been talking too one about the coup and kurdish chimpouts the last couple days

>>68686187
Is she pro Erdoğan?

>>68685601
She's not fully Turk though. She's half Georgian. Does that mean she wont be as crazy?

>>68686314
Noooo senpai

That means cognitive dissonance.

She'll be double crazy.

>>68686218
Nope. At least I hope not because I called him a piece of shit sangnigger in my last message.

Speaking of sandniggers will I get b& by an asshurt kebab mod if I change my status to "Palestine has no right to exist?"

I want to actively discourage raghead girls from messaging me.

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>>68686518
Erdoğan en iyisdir ve benim sultanim

>>68686591
Yeah she wouldn't like you.

Actually neither do we, it was voted that /cp/ would be a kebab and manlet free zone days ago.

>>68685601
>>68684376
>>68685823
Turkish girls are legit crazy. Be careful, and don't say you weren't warned.

>>68686550
I think that might have the opposite effect and you'll end up with more muzzies messaging you in a pathetic attempt to troll the troll.

>>68686649
Good crazy or bad crazy?

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>>68686623
Too fucking bad, I was here back when we were scarfpals so I'm grandfathered in

>>68686649
My stepmom is Turkish, she's ok

>>68686698
What's the best strategy to prevent them from messaging then? Maybe lie that I'm fluent in Hebrew?

>>68686730
"proud supporter of israel"

>>68686730
Straight up block Muslim countries?

>>68686706
Bad kind. Like "Carve your name into her leg" crazy.

>>68686710
They're good mums.

I got a polish girlfriend thanks to interpals. I know you are all jealous bitches. I just want to let you know that...if you want, interpals can be the key to love.

*give her the dick

>>68686839
That's kind of hot though.

>>68686809
But what about all the Christian qts that are desperate to get out of kebab-town?

>>68686809
There's like 100 Muslims countries I don't have time for that shit.

This >>68686742 sounds like a better idea.

>>68686710
Did your real mom kill herself?

>>68686906
What? Being a good mom or carving your name in their leg?

>>68686944
Second bit

>>68686916
Well having a bunch of pro Israel, anti Palestine shit could still have the unintentional side effect of scaring them off too, but I don't know how strong Arab nationalism is among non Muslim Arabs.

>>68686937
No she divorced over money issues

God dammit, why can I consistently get good conversations out of girls from Muslim countries but I can't seem to talk to Slav girls for shit?

>>68687102
what do you even talk about with muzzies?

>>68687151
If they're from a Muslim country it doesn't mean they're Muslim.

Regardless they'll still do things. Other than pray all day.

>>68687151
Normal stuff you talk about with anyone else. Surprisingly the conversations never go to religion even if I'm talking to a girl who wears a hijab. You can't just blatantly flirt with them though unless they start it, you have to start with innocent stuff and build your way up to that.

>>68687049
Do you like her?

>>68687240
My mom? Yeah I visit both of them every week. They're still friends anyway they just could never agree how to spend money properly

So for some reason the 2.7 version of python won't install for me, is it really the only version that works?

>>68678592
why move there from Britain though? is your Russian qt rich?

>>68686314
mine was half Greek and went batshit insane clingy after just a few days.

Turks, never again.

It always amazes me how the Russian qts live in the middle of fucking nowhere. Like right next to Kazakhstan or near to Japan or somewhere in the middle of Siberia. Such a strange country

>Come across old nudes of qt I never speak to anymore
>No emotional attachment anymore so they do nothing for me.

Weird how that works.

>>68678129
Sometimes I wish Scotland had independece purely so I could have my own category on Interpals and get even more Scotboos than I already do.

But I voted no so this is the future I deserve.

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one of us

>>68687845
yes, my family is well off by UK standards, and yet she makes my family seem like a bunch of homeless bums

>>68688124
BACK OFF

>>68688141
It's funny. Most people I know who have Russian gfs (quite a few)
The girl always has a very well off family. Usually in the realms of business owners and otherwise influential people.

>>68687844
I haven't used it, but I'd guess yeah. Python 3 broke a ton of shit. What OS are you running?

>>68688161
well fuck it I'm happy. After the referendum vote I would have left anyway. Not going back to those bunch of fucking traitors :/

>>68688195
The EU referendum?

I wouldn't call that being a traitor Tbh.

>>68688195
t. paki

>>68688214
no not the EU, the one before that :P (applies to Scotland only)

So, anyone has met with irl girl from interpals? serious question

>>68688233
That one? I voted no and would do it again. Don't come back :)

>>68688257
many people have

>>68688261
not going to, getting citizenship here and staying here :)

>>68688257
Yes. I've met 3 directly from Interpals
3 more who were friends of a girl I met on Interpals who also used it
And another who was a friend of a friend, who also used Interpals to meet a girl and I visited them.

>>68688275
You're probably the first of the """mighty""" 45 to ever have positive feelings towards Russia beyond just "fuck the West".

How does that happen.

>>68688184
I'm on a mac, I have 2.7.12 not 3 if that makes any difference just couldn't get the actual 2.7 to install for some reason

>>68688307
I just really don't have a reason to go back from here.

>>68688323
and the scripts don't seem to work so I guess I'm fucked

>>68688124
whore bitch slut never replied back to me

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>>68688414
>scripts don't seem to work

>>68688417
Go to bed grandpa.

>>68688438
I meant with the version of python I have the scripts wont run properly? should I have phrased it better?

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>>68688479
A

>>68688497
kill yourself virgin

>>68688417
>Can't even message her

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>>68688511
FUCKING

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>>68688547
TULIP

>>68688323
2.7.12 is Python 2.7, just with a few patches. That's what you should be using. If the script's not working, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe it was written by a shit programmer.

>>68689102
I probably just did something wrong they're from the op

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>cutie ends message with "give me your phone number"
mfw imagining her saying that in a domineering russian accent. oof muh dick

>>68688124

/ourgirl/

>>68686649
Hello Britcuck :^)

>>68688257
Yes I have

>>68688275
I wonder how you even fuck if she won't anyone touch her? I guess no money can cure mental retardness.

>>68690953
We don't fuck, obviously

>>68688547
>>68688497
>>68688438
These made me kek more than I should

>>68691005
So you are living with a girl without having actual relationship? How do you put up with it? I guess the chance of Russian green card offsets the downsides for you tho
Rich parents imported a toy for their defected daughter kek

>>68691159
We have a good relationship, but without sex. We spend all her available freetime together and so on, and I'm really happy to have her.

>>68691217
>>68691217
But you can't even fugg her? Still glad you're happy though.

>>68691253
never even seen her naked, and we cant sleep in the same bed either

>>68691217
Since most of the time you're here it seems she doesn't have much time for you.
How could you possibly become so desperate?

>>68691309
I'm sometimes here while she's in classes

>>68691320
So beside spending time with her when she is available for you, you have no life here. Fuck man it's so sad

>>68691381
I know right? I what is he doing for himself? Having to be at her beck and call

OK redpill me on this: The supposed Brit posting with Russian flag was brought to Russia by some qt's parents to be her English teacher? And she's not really even his qt???

>>68691381
It's cool. She always tells me exactly what she wants, so I can always help her and do whatever makes her happy.

>>68691450
always knew that slavery would come back to russia. Do they feed you well?

>>68691530
Yep, I'm feeling awesome here, I'm really glad we found each other.

I'm at work but I wish I could be shitposting with qts.

Please post good memes and pray for me.

>>68691541
But what are you going to do after her family stops needing you?

>>68691450

Does she let you fugg other girls?

>>68688124
tfw her I had her nudes and she fell in love with my american fake chad :^)

>>68691217
Hahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>68691217
Trudeau would approve.

>>68688124
>Chloé
So is she french or is she british?

>>68693763
Some English speakers put é in Chloé to make the name "fancier"

>>68693818
cringe

>>68693763
Common name in anglo countries. When I was seven I was pushed down in an alley and had my face and neck licked by a Chinese girl name Chloe.

>>68693849
Except what I'd meant to say was that those english Chloe's write their name bereft of any "é".

>>68693818
Ouiabooism, ouiabooism never changes.

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>>68693614
>I had her nudes

Post 'em.

>>68691217
Have you kissed? If so when was the last time you did???

>>68691217
Wew lad. WEW. That's severely autistic

NEED a Turk

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Lads, I think I have a chance with an asian qt

>>68696505
autism intensifies

>>68696570
Je suis un gentilhomme

>>68696505
oh god

>>68696662
Certes, mon ami.

>>68696505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

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>>68696694
DO YOU REMEMBER

>>68696505
*tips*

>>68696570
>>68696674
>>68696694
>>68696870
slavic grilling club

>I think I love you

And into the dustbin it is thrown.

Psssh... shouldn't have tried to be romantic wise girl... nothin' personal

>>68696976
quewa ?

>>68697066
Tu ne mues pas aussi en quelqu'un d'hostile quand tes tartelettes se confient d'avoir des sentiments pour toi?

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This girl lives in my city.
She's cute and I really want a gf already.
What do I say to not fuck my only chance up?
I have literally no idea what to say.

>>68697331
Invite her to look at your anime collection.

>>68697351
I actually don't have an anime collection. I just wanted to initiate some sort of conversation.
She would probably decline and ghost me anyway since "I'm too direct"

>>68697453
Talk about something that she is interested in, senpai, do not act like an autist.

>>68697331
>this girl lives in my city
>pursues the conversation in english, rather than german, regardless of that
Allemagne I...

>>68697587
Well she likes Japan...

>>68697588
She's an expat

>>68697118
pourquoi est ce que je ferais ça ?
et surtout jamais une tartelette ne m'a dit ça donc c'est plié

>>68697684
Hnnng.
Best of luck.

>>68697331
You can show her this German OP for Sailor moon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yAgDFbjWZo
You can talk about the differences between her and your country's anime localization, censorship, if the latter series got released in her country or not.
Still, anime is a weird topic to start off.

>>68697684
Who the fuck is who there, was she the one that likes Sailor Moon?
If she really likes anime, ask her what shows she's watching in this season. If she says Yuri on Ice then it means she's a filthy fujoshi that likes gay men, if she says X titles it means she might actually understand about anime, if she doesnt even know about anime seasons she's just a filthy casual.

>>68697331

Ask her if jet fuel can melt steel beams.

It's actually disgusting how many more views I get just because I put on a different shirt in my profile picture.

Anyway, it's friday time. Who's here?
Post brofiles.
/Booomer

>>68700724
no pic russian overlord.
/idonotevenknow

>>68700724
>vanilla wow
Are you going to play on nostlysium?

>>68700898
Never heard of. I played on Scriptcraft 1 and 2 and now I'll probably just wait for Blizzard to launch their own Vanilla servers, too much whiplash otherwise.

>>68701012
Did they announce that they will be launching Vanilla servers? To be honest, I highly doubt that they will go for this, there is not much profit to be made by doing so.

>>68701051
They haven't announced shit but I guarantee you 100% they will do it once live subscriber count drops too low. I'm just holding out until then. Only MMO I'm playing atm is EVE.

>>68701077
Dunno, I find it hard to imagine that the increase in subscribers / returning players would be bigger than that of launching a new addon. Perhaps, they could simply merge a few servers to create space for vanilla ones and support both latest addon and vanilla?

>tfw miss aidsy chan a little

>>68701349
She hasn't departed from here though.

>>68701164
Eventually it will surpass that treshold and Blizzard will put WoW on life support mode. They'll launch Vanilla servers to see how well they do and if they're profitable they'll keep them up also until they stop being so.

>>68701349
Delete this or she'll shit up the thread again

>>68701961
;D

>>68677368
(You) should come back

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>mfw Interpals QT from Vietnan just told me she cheated on her German fiance
>I have her fiance's Facebook.

>>68692754
I don't meet/see them often

>>68693299
She would, but I don't want to. Would feel weird to spend time on other girls while I have a gf.

>>68696217
nope

>>68701349
why would anyone miss her

>venezuelan qt telling me about how people are openly looting in her city today, that the banks have collapsed, etc
>tell her "merry lootmas xDDDD"
>she gets butthurt and sends a whole string of angry pepes
Bantering qts is the best desu

>>68702687
do the right thing bro

would you want to know in his situation?

and besides it'll teach him to not put chinks on some sort of pedestal of innocence

>>68702687
>>68702909
This, just tell him.

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>>68702909
>>68702989
I'm looking at his profile now and he reminds me of myself when I was engaged to this German QT...
His profile, his wallpaper, everything has a picture of him with her, all his posts are about her and I can see he spent a fuckton of money on trips to see her in Vietnan. She just kissed a guy and is now saying she's hurt and will never do it again, I know it still is cheating and she might do worse in the future (once a cheater always cheater) but I feel bad for destroying this guy's happiness.

Oh shit, I just remembered a thing that actually happened to me on Interpals.
This was a while ago, before I closed my first account. And the account of the girl is now closed, so don't bother.

I had a girl, who was in her 30s, send me nudes of herself with the face of a video game girl photoshopped on top of her.
Apparently this was a thing she did.
I have a folder of her pics and I still can't find the most generic looking ones on reverse google image search, so as far as I can tell it was legit.

http://i.imgur.com/8uR4Wfj.jpg

So I think I just message this girl out of the blue. She doesn't have a picture of herself on her profile, but I'm like whatever. At the time I didn't use a viewscript. Either way, she responds. We talk for a bit about things and after a few days she starts showing a lot of interest. After flirting back and some back and forth she starts sending me pics. And it's like, the usual stuff right. With the nudes back and forth.
Except she shops video game girls faces on top of her naked body.
Almost every single picture. Only after many of these did I get a few pics without.

>>68703154
Asians have no soul, it's a false sense of happiness that he's getting. He needs a German wife, with German children.

and besides, you're just telling him the truth, it's still his choice whether or not he will forgive her.

>>68703214
Now THATS autism

>>68703154
If it's just a kiss it means nothing. If she slept with someone you should tell, but just a kiss means nothing, ignore the autists here saying tell him

>>68703433
You don't know, man.

http://i.imgur.com/KxMjaeM.png

>>68703608
something is definitely wrong with her tho, that shit aint normal Joakim

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The attractive female guide to having conversations

>>68703651
Why bother entertaining her?

>>68703651
why do you even bother? she doesnt even look that good, either way, no amounts of hotness is worth it if thats what you get in return

>>68703651
haha

>>68703651
when people send haha its because they dont really want to talk with you but dont want to be rude desu

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No she was being flirty and then she was like omg why am I being flirty I go to sleep now
>>68703746
Yeah that's why she asked for my pic and called me handsome

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>>68703651

>>68703837
no haha

Next time I'll ask new qts to add me on this app

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.justyo

>>68703984
Why that over an app they'll actually have?

>>68702760
What the fuck... You moved to Russia to be like her pal and if she or her parents get sick of you, you're basically fucked??? This better be a troll or you're more fucked than me senpai!

t.nortism

>>68704247
I'm safe man they all like me a lot

>>68704199
so that they dont have to type "haha" and get to just press one button instead of five.
>>68704247
yeah, feels like a troll

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How will Norway ever compete?

>>68702909
>>68702989
>>68702687
Thirded desu, cheating is not ok.

>>68703453
>a kiss means nothing
That's not how it works

>>68703651
This shit pisses me off to no end.

Even worse when they initiate it.

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>>68704390
can someone explain this one then

>>68704311
Post picture with a copy of Oligarchy Daily or confirmed troll

>>68704334
It's not like writing haha is particularly taxing as is. Muscle memory fàm, if anything it's more effort to find a whole new button that just do what you're used to.
>>68704383
>that's not how it works
You never just casually pulled while out? Easiest thing ever, feels good, means nothing.

>>68704503
Nah I remember this guy from a while back actually, he used to talk about his Russian qt a lot. I remember about how she didn't want sex and didn't want to be touched or something like that.

Didn't think the madman would actually do it.

>>68704608
I remember him too, actually spoke to him a few times. I'm the Porto guy with the Russian qt, we're still together if the old fags want to know. She'll come here next summer hopefully :3

>tfw I can have conversations with girls on interpals but whenever I send anyone on POF a message they only ever reply really unenthusiastic with a few words

>>68704503
i'll contact you on interpals

>>68704659
>long distance relationship
Christ what's the point

>>68704730
Free place to stay when you go on holiday.

>>68704659
Oh nice one mate. I like that so many old folks have hung about, one of the problems with this general seems to be the quick turnover of folks, anons just abandoning soon as they find their qt and don't need the site any more.

Although it's great that this general has such a high success rate.

What's really amazing is that people who find interpals via a thread on a Bhutanese goat milking forum are generally less autistic than those who join because they were looking for a penpal.

>>68704730
I like her, she likes me, we haven't found anyone else, why not be together? My hopes aren't high, I know this will most likely end. But until then, I like being with her. And with a management career, who knows, I really might go and live in Russia, work as a consultant, share my Western know-how.

>>68704787
I have left this for quite some time, I come here once in a while to see what's up. Actually, when I joined, I really just wanted to improve my German.

>>68704689
You get the foreigner bonus on interpals. Plus POF is definitely not the place you want to be looking for quality girls.

>>68704846
Eu só quis melhorar o meu português e agora a minha italiana é a um nível similar que o meu português. Tinha uma amiga portuguesa por uns meses mas não era muito interessante

>>68704846
I hope you will come to Russia mate, glad that you and your qt are still together

>>68704846
Invite her to live with you if you have your own place. Otherwise she might find someone else who she can actually meet in person, I mean she's a woman after all, it can't be hard.

How many fake accounts does nortism have?

>>68704961
About half of the website is nortism's bot accounts

>>68704863
Jesus. massive forehead and bad hairline is not a good combination. She definitely needs a better haircut.

>>68704862
>mfw I messaged a girl on POF saying she's cute, something about her profile etc.
>she replies "Am alright thanks"
>didn't even ask her how she was

>>68704863
>Should I tell her to get a fringe cut?
>https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=656483720255160320
>She actually looks non pity-inducing with my hand over most of the top part of the picture
Not sure why you deleted this but recreating it for you

>>68704929
Vocês a aprender português? Sinto-me honrado. Eu dou uns toques tanto no Espanhol como no Italiano, se bem que Italiano, que raio de língua. Mas fico feliz por vocês, se cá vierem, comam um pastel de nata por mim!

>>68704930
Thanks man, you carry on with yours, good to meet a man who really loves a girl enough to do what you are doing(assuming you're the brit)

>>68704938
She barely goes out, it's basically university, home, grandparents. Really. And I already did, but her university studies will only end in 2 years, sucks, yeah, but nothing I can do. After that, yeah, she would actually like to live here.

>>68705070
Found out she has a seperate album where she has a better haircut. Still not a winner in the genetic department but she's not clueless at least.

>>68705070
too bad I already took her from you anon

You guys are right about Turks being crazy. I've only been talking to one for like a week and she already wants to come to Canada and be my girlfriend.

>>68705096
Comi um pastel de nata (mas acho que tenha um nome diferente aqui, não sei, eu seu o Cornualho) faz menos de media hora! E obrigado, geralmente tenho esquecido quase nada do meu português e trabalharei em Moçambique o verão que vem para praticar. Tudo vai bem!

>>68705151
>>68705261
Kek. You know if you have kids they'll be gross af. You'd be bringing another Elliott Rodger into the world.

>>68705320
Literally the worst. Someone post the Turks and Cuckos story

>>68705320
I did warn you.

Wait until she goes all nuts.

>>68705377
The true parts or the untrue parts?

>>68705377
>work in Mozambique
Why and what will you e doing there?

>>68705096
>loves
Don't cringe me
He is a new weird type of russian green card seeker

>>68705481
>why
Because I can. Need to practise Portuguese and Mozambique is more interesting than Portugal (no offense Portugal).
>what
Scuba diving instructor with a conservation charity. Luckily they need someone who speaks my combination of languages. They also subsidise me for lessons in the local African language (Geronda or something? It's in Inhambane). Pay is shit but how rad does that sound

>>68705439
Only the true parts obviously.
Either way, to summarise:
>anon visits Turkey
>posts loads of qt romantic AF pictures
>pretty sure she visits him in the UK as well
>someone in the thread says he got nudes of the girl in one of the photos
>he doesn't but she was being flirty with him
>forgive and forget
>later find out she was actually cheating on him
>kicked to the kerb.

It was far more interesting while it was actually going off

>>68706275
Yeah mostly true.

The guy in this thread claiming to have gotten nudes was lying, but he did know her. Although nothing was going on.

The rest is accurate

t. It was me

>>68706510
;_;

i want a diamond necklace for christmas

Is LudwigK kill?

I don't think he'll ever see it, but I just wanna thank the French anon for giving me advice on the college-stricken lass earlier, fyi I'm not the one who called you a frog either.

>Got messaged by South Korea and Qatar
Nice, which countries have messaged you lately?

>>68706703
Things are alright now. Got an American who visited me in the Summer who's moving here in a year or two. A German girl who's moving to my city next year. And a French one who might be coming for a holiday in a few months.

I had a nice Italian girl but she ended up meeting someone else before I got the chance to see her.

Meanwhile the Turk has switched to slutting it up irl and asking me to take her back every other month.

>>68705096
***o?

>>68702687
>tfw skype sex'd with French qt multiple times
>tfw she's been in a relationship for 5 years and gets married next year
>tfw you recorded every single skype call

I have her by the proverbial balls

>>68706822
I'll give you a pearl necklace ;)

>>68707192
Lush, sounds like it was all for the best. Can you not just block the crazy Turk? I had a Slovak once upon a time that went mad at me when I broke things off with her, she stopped when I sent her a selfie of me and the lass

>>68707257
just move on, why would you hold on to somone's personal shit like you have no life

>>68707341
i am a guy :/ i wanted a manly diamond necklace fag, go feast on german sausage

>>68707257
You need to Shrek the wedding

In all seriousness though, the fiance won't care, they're French, infidelity is practically in their constitution

>>68707352
Nah it doesn't bother me too much.

When the attempted coup happened in the Summer since she wasn't blocked I actually sent a message to check up on what was happening and if her family was safe.

Her mum was especially really nice to me so I don't want anything bad to happen to her.

>>68707430
That's good of you amis

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she wants the D, lads

manlets
BTFO
T
F
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>>68707461
is she russian?

>>68707492
maybe

>>68707498
nice answer frog

>>68707498
thats my fake kek

>>68707520
thanks perhaps
why, is she your qt ?

>>68707552
Oui.

farwell cp
these 3 months has been entertaining

>>68707570
Where you off to and which yank are you?

>>68707567
how old is she ?
I'll delete her for real if she's you're qt

>>68707570
why ? didn't find somebody to talk to ?
(somebody or someone ? i'm thinking of the song "don't you need somebody to love" and that might wrong me)

>>68707109
Messaged by an 18yo south Korean qt who hates kpop, writes in perfect English and sends me alineas of text full each message. Wtf I love Korea now

Still a bit suspicious she's a catfish. And shame that she only looks average.

>>68707668
Nevermind, was just fucking with you, because you did not give a proper answer to my question.

>>68707661
my time for playing around is up and i need to get back to studyin lol
bye boys

>>68707394
>i am a guy :/

...so?

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>>68707692
she is """ukrainian"""

>>68707777
Well. still CIS, makes sense, I guess (was just wondering because of the "cutting snowflakes" thing). Thanks for being a bro anyway.

>>68705995
Makes sense though I wouldn't really want to go there desu. Only Portuguese speaking place in Africa that I'd see is Cabo Verde.

That's actually sounds pretty awesome. You gonna fuck any black girls? lmao

>>68707879
Please, do not listen to him, we do not want a fellow anon to get HIV and start spamming shitty smiles.

>>68707879
Angola, Cabo Verde, Moçambique, Guiné Bissau, São Tomé e Príncipe.

They were all ours

:'(

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>when you use qtcrawler and they write thanks for the view on your wall

delet

it's always a non-white in a white country that does it too

>>68707945
>not wanting to have crazy sex with a black girl one time in your life
>>68707958
You should take back Macao from the dirty chinks desu

>>68707879
Inhambane is in the far south of the country, the North is the dodgy bit, though obviously nowhere in Mozambique is exactly the height of civilisation. There was something involving sea turtles in Cape Verde I considered applying for but decided against. Defo not going for the locals, though I do like mulattoes, because I already have made the qt>gf jump.
>>68707958
Should have managed them better, spent some money on them instead of ending up spending 33% of GDP on not losing them

>>68707958
Also I'm still confused at how you lost Cape Verde when almost the entire population is mulatto, couldn't you have had a deal with them like with Madeira or the Açores post revolution?

>>68708096
We gave them to China in the 90s as a gesture of good faith, we can't take it back from one of the world's super power now.

>>68708144
Honestly, nothing we could've done. The soviets wanted more people to their alliance so they funded the negroes. Oh well, their loss, they're hiring us Portuguese like we're made of gold now.

>>68708144
we won the war, commie revolution gave them independence + 40 years of civil war

>hello how are u
>can i ask u a question !! do u know how president is selected
Asked by someone from Morocco

>Feel free to correct.my English uf I write something wrong
Nothing jumps out at me, lady.

>>68708202
Ah curse those famous military democrat commies. You didn't win shit. You weren't losing but it was massively costly for the country, should have tried to negotiate a decent deal with them like Britain got with the commonwealth rather than just abandoned them overnight to become playthings of the Cold War

>>68708144
Yeah Mozambique doesn't come up as a place most people want to go to. I was just kidding about the black girls part, I wouldn't fuck an African girl but I do agree with you that mulattoes can look really nice.
>>68708197
>giving into the chinks
Fuck the Chinese and they're barely a superpower, they just have a good economy

>>68708238
>replying to apes

>>68708269
t. ignorant memer

Came across a hot Kurd girl from Turkey just now. Her profile is empty. The fuck do I say?

>>68708363
"What is your opinion on Kurdish Democracy? Why the fuck do you live in T*rkey - the country that oppressed human rights of kurds?"

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W-what?

>>68708460
Why is she asking a Swede how the American president is elected?

>>68708343
My best score on a paper so far at uni has been a gert massive essay on Mozambican protest poetry and politics from the outbreak of the Independence War in Angola to the Armistice. So OK I guess, I'm sure you know best.

>>68708483
I don't know, and what the fuck does she mean by details?
"Oh ok I see how it is, now hold on just a minute while I tell you about the American electoral college and how it distributes disproportionate voting power per citizen to the less populous states in order to throw those states a bone."

>>68708460
She's asking about electoral college ofc

>>68705995
>not going to the only Portuguese speaking country that actually matters

Tfw only Mexicans and pesos message you

>>68708626
I think she wants you to do her homework.

>tfw qt slav girls look at my profile but never message me or respond when I message them