>be Russian >get chocolated http://metro.co.uk/2016/

>literally and unironically experiencing the sweet release of death
wew

>>68667127
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/texas-sinkhole-death-police-officer-falls-into-hole-dies-a7458611.html

>>68667282
Sacred Blues!

>>68667282
>not even earth crust can hold the weight of amerifats

>>68667212
>>68670603
Holy kek, never change /int/

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>>68667282
>>68670603

Well, that's one case the police got to the bottom of.

>>68667127
Man, Willy Wonka is really taking things up a notch this year.

>A local source said: ‘She was minced. Only her legs were left.'

You have to love the no-nonsense Russians

>>68667127
Never buying any food produce made in russia tbqh
don't know what you'll find seeing as humans dropping into the production machines is that common

>>68671320
>don't know what you'll find seeing as humans dropping into the production machines is that common

woah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsIP5UtAZhQ

>>68671467
yum yum pidgeon shit is great delicacy in mother russia