What do you want from santa, /cum/?
>j*nny
Rate me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HFeH5eyS3U
Does this girl have an accent?
he's not going to like this
>>68651253
A gf
>>68651277
Vanillafaggot/10
Weak edition desu
>>68651253
>garbage edition lives
>>68651270
this
honestly what the fuck
>>68651253
I want to not be autism
>>68651326
muh 310 posts
honestly do not understand janny autism, lads
The Solution: Futurist Traditionalism
Futurist Traditionalism reverses reversed logic:
Eternalism. We live in one world, pervaded by a mathematical order which is intangible, and understanding that order is how we succeed. While we can use force to create a temporary alternative to that order, and use social pressures to make many people agree and do its bidding, ultimately that clashes with reality and causes problems. Instead we choose an abstract consensus of values that helps us adapt to the challenges of life for time immemorial, and let this guide us past the trends, desires, feelings, impulses and flights of fancy of the passing years. The eternal trumps the contemporary.
Goal/Cause. If we find an effect in life, we can with effort trace it back to its cause. We can then match our goals to possible causes, and use those causes to make our goals appear on earth in a self-renewing form, or process. A philosophical goal will unify culture, religion and society; all of these must be in accord, and society must lead not follow by stating its goal, and using all else as a means to the end that is that goal. Individuals are understood as important by their roles and responsibilities in this quest, which allows them to be praised, accepted and adored for their ability to make this shared values system happen.
Leadership. Where democratic leaders read polls and then adjust their opinions to match, and marketers look at what people are buying and make products to match, and even in social circumstances we see what is popular and then chase the trend, Futurist Traditionalism operates from finding a clear purpose and acting toward that end. It does not chase its own tail. For this reason, it is stable and also fosters growth, because every citizen knows what behaviors will be rewarded, which will be censured, and which will be ignored.
These traits fix the reversed logic which grips our modern world.
I want Santa to introduce me to his sleigh crew. Must be a stressful job; I'm sure I could help with that ;)
>>68651277
/dad/ tier
ay its snowin nigga
blau blau SQUAD
I watched a couple Miyasaki movies recently and I think I understand how he feels
>>68651328
Then don't watch chinese cartoons.
8 more hours until I'm off for like 3 weeks
>>68651341
a-are you going to fuck the reindeers?
>>68651253
I'll get pokemon sun, this will be my first pokemon game
>>68651277
9/10
68651339
Shant be reading
>>68651354
Whoopie!
>>68651358
It was a very short game for me, but still funny desu.
I hope you like it.
>>68651277
sane also nice dubs
A foot of snow landed today
>>68651289
She has a North American (American/Canadian) accent.
>>68651387
Thanks, any advice to improve my gaming experience?
what does canadian girlpussy feel like, buds?
>I just went to /pol/ for the first time and I'm terrified these people now run the country
:^)
>>68651358
I cannot even fathom how this could possibly be your first pokemon game. Are you 9?
>>68651413
bag of sand
>>68651410
Yeah, buy HG or SS instead, you'll enjoy it a lot more
>>68651339
>>68651431
shit taste desu
>>68651352
Fun things are fun though
>>68651253
I want everyone to leave this site and be happy for once
>>68651339
Gamestop isn't a real job
>>68651417
22 yo
I'm not counting pokemon stadium or pokemon go
I never had a handheld until recently
me in the middle
>>68651448
>You're here forever.jpg
fuck you cum i was about to dump a bunch of a new saves
>>68651413
>girlpussy
it's the only pussy, stop pandering to faggots.
And it feels fucking good mane.
>>68651467
>>68651410
>any advice to improve my gaming experience?
Make your own decisions on this game.
(Also it feels nostalgic to play it on a Nintendo 2ds, just like the Game Boy Color days).
What do you get an annoying guy who loves movies and shows and shit but just says "you don't have to buy me that, i can just download it". maybe a jacket or something? but he doesn't give a shit about clothes either. god i hate this, men are so hard to shop for
>>68651448
soon
Liberty and Justice for all.
God bless the United States and her allies (Canada and Mexico).
>>68651477
I liked your threads.
>>68651289
No more than Northerners do
>>68651467
Me on the right
>>68651431
>not buying/emulating the originals
>>68651478
>it's the only pussy
objectively wrong
>>68651289
Do you guys actually pronounce "been" as "bean" and "again" as "a gain"?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>68651439
2bh I've never even played them but I enjoyed the originals and the remakes look awesome
>>68651489
Nothing. Take him out to eat. He'll like that more than some stupid meme present.
>>68651357
>>68651491
Canada is burger clay, nuke the snow beaners
>>68651497
Varies, but yeah.
>want to get some sleep and study all day tomorrow
>but kinda want to watch a movie or play vidya
Make life decisions for me /cum/
>>68651467
Me on the left.
>>68651489
Post your eyes
You could probably buy him a card for iTunes if he downloads shit from that instead of torrenting
>>68651499
oh you should play the remakes they are pretty good, i was just memeing
>>68651465
You know you can emulate almost anything on your computer, right?
>>68651507
Develop work ethic
>>68651497
Sometimes, more in rural areas and among older people. Also men generally have more of an accent than women.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8-quu7Mz7IU
>>68651505
What made this retard decide to use a swiss proxy?
>>68651508
Can I have another picture of your culo please?
>>68651507
Buy a 6pack while you're at playing vidya
Rona Ambrose is pretty qt ngl
>>68651546
Janny banned him for something
>>68651546
to make you mad, meme sergeant
>>68651477
me on left
>>68651473
>>68651490
Not kidding you, I want you guys to get away from here and be happy out there.
Can you do that for me?
>cook chicken fried rice in my pans
>preparing some of the ingredients in a regular frying pan before transferring everything to my wok
>this means some sesame oil gets in my regular frying pan
>make a Grilled Cheese now
>trace amounts of the sesame oil seep into my grilled cheese
>tastes really good
Sesame Oil is really good desu, well worth the investment.
So how's about that weed eh?
>>68651567
blocked, shit
NINE
I DID IT NINE TIMES
>>68651568
or maybe you want to emulate me for some reason
>>68651543
>BTFOing seals
One of our greatest cultural pastimes.
Dog bless you anon.
>>68651500
that's...actually not a horrible idea, what gives?
>>68651518
nah, he's the blackest of criminals, doesn't pay for stuff he downloads.
>>68651277
0/10
Never vote
>bf walks past me and calls me bunny
I can't tell if he's mocking me or being endearing
>>68651499
I heard the remakes fucked up the music from the originals.
I replayed silver last summer and it was still pretty solid
>>68651492
better than anime related OP, its a turn off for me to post here
>>68651535
i need to do this
how do you do it when you've never done it
>>68651584
>be happy
No, not possible for me.
>>68651593
one more and you'll beat Baja's record!
>>68651593
>nine times in 6 hours
lel
>>68651604
Probably just go do some shit with him
>>68651525
Never felt like it desu, but this one looks appealing for some reason
I feel as though japs are the only ones who make what I like
>>68651620
Maybe you should kill yourself
>>68651620
do you have a cute butt?
>>68651620
He's being gay
>>68651621
Damn that city was comfy
>>68651620
DELET THIS
>>68651622
>no other images found
I love Mexico.
>>68651584
the fuck am i going to do with my day then?
>>68651624
Do things that aren't fun and you don't like regularly within scheduled times
I've never been banned or anything. why won't janny let me be involved?
>>68651599
Oh my god, those things are basically water dogs.
>>68651634
>one more and you'll beat Baja's record!
W-what?
jews worship satan
>>68651652
nou
>>68651669
I guess
He says so
>>68651673
Methinks he's being cheeky
>>68651675
heh ;D
>>68651687
just talk shit about them, jannies are so insecure that they'll ban you
>>68651277
This is where I belive myself to be but I get green every time I take it
Fuck I thought if not there I'd at least get red. Green is everything I hate. I don't know own why I keep ending up there.
>>68651707
>bajachan.gif
>>68651584
/cum/ makes me happy sometimes
jerking off to unrealistically large cartoon asses
>>68651720
Oh, I got it.
You don't even need to post it though.
>>68651729
keep us posted, lad
>>68651687
>Janny
>>68651639
What's wrong with that? 9 times in 6 hours is great, typically you need just short of an hour to actually recuperate
>>68651719
Do you also hate yourself?
That might be why ;d
>>68651716
Post your butt
Post your bf's butt
Post something you fucking tease
*sends you this picture of your gf*
woops hehe
So you guys introduced me to extreme preg fetish the other day, then I saw this.
Makes me think...
>>68651729
if it's an actual person or an anime it doesn't make much of a difference online 2bh
except that cartoons are disproportionate compared to people
>>68651754
>>68651761
/cum/ after dark has arrived
>>68651729
I've been doing that all day now
>>68651719
>I don't know own why I keep ending up there.
Because those political compasses are a fucking joke. You can answer with the most meme tier lolbertarian answers and still come up with Authoritarian Left
>>68651717
but then I'll feel bad
j-janny... you are bad
>>68651678
:^)
>>68651761
Horrifying.
>>68651744
>typically you need just short of an hour to actually recuperate
You just aren't trying
>>68651734
>You don't even need to post it though.
Are you sure about that?
>>68651748
No you'll bully us
Muslims don't provide value through labor. They provide value by increasing demand for rape counselors, immigration lawyers, and plastic surgeons (after Mohammed's Islamaphobic truck puts itself into drive in an attempt at white flight and you need a plastic surgeon to remove the Michelin stamps from your kidneys).
>>68651742
rip
>>68651818
This is true but do it anyway
You can't become more of a faggot than you already are
>>68651818
Do it
>>68651808
Man
I'm exhausted
I don't know how I even managed this
>>68651810
You know who's making his job right now.
Choose wisely.
>>68651804
have we started the fire?
>>68651810
post it
>>68651835
>>68651852
leg
Now leave me alone
Going to shower myself, you guys want anything?
>>68651810
I'm not sure what you're talking about, post it
DOCTOR PAVEL, IM TYING THESE BITCHES UP
>>68651818
post your butt you fucking slut
>>68651869
>now leave me alone
Not going to happen friendo
>>68651793
>no other sizes
Where do you get these fine amateur grills?
hey janny you should ban me now because if you don't I'll be mean to you
>>68651871
hmmm are you a girl?
>>68651869
Just busted two nuts, thanks lad
>>68651804
i remember when seeing this type of thing on 4chan was offensive...i spend too much time here
>>68651869
more
>>68651878
gib swiss waifu to marry
>>68651491
This image shouldn't be a png
>>68651897
You have to go back
>white people
>>68651896
>>68651898
>>68651888
>>68651869
disgusting
>>68651909
back where, I'm where I was born.
>>68651911
This is a joke right?
>>68651930
You're such a fucking disappointment
>>68651914
Post more
>>68651932
>Clack my ass in charge of judging things
>>68651941
niggers will believe almost anything
>>68651950
Never.
>>68651942
*kills you*
>>68651253
go back to /g/ you fucking nigger
>>68651914
Not until you post more
>>68651950
Who gave you the right to speak?
Get back in your cell.
>>68651959
DO IT
>>68651932
In middle school my mom took me and a friend to a big indoor swimming pool in Clackamas. It was pretty fun, I think we got pizza too
>>68651930
what's the point of banning people if it's literally impossible to do
I would an hero 2bh
Rate me /cum/
>>68651932
>clack my ass
>>68651986
link u cuck
>>68651977
>>68651971
Here lookit my gnome present now go away
>>68651986
Congratulations you're more average than average
>>68651986
link
>>68651986
liar liar plants in dire
need of water
>>68651729
I only like butts on 2D
>>68652001
fuck your gnome
post boicunt
>>68651986
Autist/10
>>68652001
you sicken me
>>68652001
What in the name of turkmany is that?
>>68652001
MORE
>>68652004
>>68651999
http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php
>>68651889
Several different sites actually
>>68652029
It's a cute little gnome
>>68652019
raus
>>68652022
>>68652030
nou
>>68652013
Cosplay whore asses are best
>>68651854
>>68651860
>>68651875
Do what you must...
>>68652029
>>68652048
Why does he live in a pink tissue box?
>>68652055
DELETE THIS
BAJACHAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS
I was the original poster of that gif some days ago
It was very inspiring to my sessions today
Made some spicy black bean taco filling for din din
Eating it on white corn tortillas with baby arugula
>>68652080
Others see you as fresh, charming, and practical; someone who is popular, but composed and unpretentious. They also see you as considerate and understanding; always there for your friends.
>>68652055
Oh, that
>>68652074
Because his bf got it for him and they're both sissy fairy princesses
>>68652048
Post your stomach
>>68652074
I wanted to make him look like a collectors edition gnome
>>68652069
ass > tits
>>68652069
It's funny because Hitomi is a fucking goblin
>>68652080
>9 times
>>68652106
>ass
>not being gay
pick one
>>68652106
*BRRRAAAAPPPPTTTT*
>>68652055
Nice.
>>68652106
Mexico gets it
>Hitomi is a fucking goblin
>>68651593
>only nine times
Again, my record is seventeen back-to-back.
My chink roommate was just drinking water straight out the sink, wtf?
>>68652132
Booooo, you're mentally stable
Fuck you all, I can do 10
I'll do 10 right now
who /edgy/ here
>>68652145
Nah I'm just not edgy
Every time I go on /tv/ it somehow manages to be even worse than before.
>>68652142
I do this every day. Tastes batter.
68652134
>Yes indeed I DO prefer my mommys milkeshake over superior ass
>>68651911
>The black human can charge up his/her melanin just by being in the sun or around the right type of musical sounds or other energy sources
I guess that explains why rap music in sunny LA gave it over 600 homicides last year
>>68652106
>>68652120
>>68652128
Really makes you think...
>>68652160
truly astonishing
i don't even flinch at the cuckold threads anymore, i've grown numb to it at this point
>>68652163
>batter.
Your faucet dispenses pancakes?
>>68652154
>lying isn't a big part of life
Lol okay der bud
>>68652109
It'll be funny when I crush your skull
>>68652170
>North Korea
>>68652170
>numale countries prefer tits
really made me think
>>68652170
>Iceland
>Texas
>Best Korea
>Mongolia
Brothers
I want to have some gay sex before I stop being cute, I'm just really bi-curious.
Where should I go?
>>68652186
Quaity czech em posting
>>68652202
My bedroom
Probably your local uni
>>68652186
What's the weird thing between her legs?
>>68652202
go fuck BajaChan and record would
would love to jerk off to that video
>>68652152
I think I may have exaggerated my answers.
I try to be nice.
>>68652202
You're in the right place, fag
Guys I have a confession to make
I find Taylor Swift very attractive
>>68652193
>>68652194
>>68652195
This distribution REALLY makes me think...
>>68652170
Noice
>>68652211
>>68652222
So does /pol/
>>68652216
>>68652152
If your narcissm is above the average what the fuck are you doing here.
>>68652235
Surprisingly good taste for a bunch of nerds
>>68652224
Apparently I saved a thumb...
>>68652222
she's qt3.14
>tfw we scared South Dakota off
>>68652244
gain (you)s to fill my egotistical needs dumbfuck
>>68652211
her sweet lovin box
>>68652261
Flyovers out
>>68652261
should've posted his butt
>>68652222
Can't argue with that.
>>68652257
Agreed
>>68652261
>>68652280
I'm still here
Just judging you
Silently
>>68652222
>no ass
lmao
>>68651253
human extinction or which ever thing brings peace on earth
>>68652222
Yeah she's cute I guess
Shit music tho
>i use extra flags
>>68652298
Oregon demands more buffalo meat
Get to it
>>68652298
Tell your bf I love him
>>68652306
>all the humans leave for planet 764564aq after resources are drained or something
>>68652210
not such thing as dorms in mexican unis, probably could fetch some dick at some private uni, those niggas be faggot as shit.
>>68652213
hrrmmmm...... I think she's a grill, would gladly fuck.
>>68652220
lol I hate fags, that's why I need to suck some dick to find out why I hate people that suck dicks.
>>68652331
Musk and his hundreds of wives, you mean
>>68652317
I'm surprised you hippies even order meat
>>68652316
>I am Canadian
>>68652323
Gay
I'll tell him you said hi
>>68652244
I sometimes feel as though I deserve better than what I got. Doesn't mean I'm in love with myself, I just feel like I've been screwed over.
>tfw I almost used extra flags
whew canadians almost hated me, that was close
>>68652342
will you just post your ass already you whore
>>68652342
Oregon is basically Texas once you leave Portland
>>68652335
You're supposed to be a good flag Mexico. Not gayposting...
>>68652316
fuck you mean buddy
>tfw I use Extra Flags and thus attract the ire of Canadians
Oh no, I guess I shouldn't have pissed off such a bellicose people.
>>68652335
>find out why I hate people that suck dicks.
Because most gays act like faggots
>>68652342
O-ok
>tfw no South Dakotan bf
>>68652340
>implying that wasn't all of the remaining humans
>>68652344
I'm the exact opposite. Every time something good happens I feel like it was given to me on a silver platter.
>I don't use extra flags to enhance my cum experience
>>68652364
Must be a Canadian proxy
>>68652359
Yeah, a Texas that can't pump their own gas
(hehe)
Why is it when west coast starts posting the threads get 100x faggier
>>68652382
>b& anyways
>I don't use Extra Flags as a niggerrigged version of PostIDs
>>68652397
That question kind of answers itself.
you all are such horrible posters
>>68652359
Oh, so gay?
>>68652377
South Dakotans aren't especially unique t b h
>>68652411
you have three extra flags though
>>68652425
>tfw no bf at all
>>68652427
Thanks
Just downloaded Extra Fags AMA
just had a wank lads, might go out to a pub now
>>68652453
what is up friend
>gays primiarily want nigger dick or straight man dick
Neurons firing right now /cum/
>>68652453
You're a liar
>>68652453
How much craft beer you want familia
>>68652441
I only have two
>>68652453
nice to see canadians that aren't from cuckronto for once
These have been a rough few days, think I'll drink myself until a stupor when the next week finally arrives
>>68652465
Just get me some random ass tasters pack.
>I invite you to my home
>we make casual conversation before heading inside
>you see your gf is bound and gagged on my living room carpet
>"hey man is that my girlfriend bound and gagged on your living room carpet?"
>"OF COURSHE"
>"Why does she wear the duct tape?"
>"perhaps she's wondering why she'd get bound and gagged just to stay here voluntarily"
reminder that if you aren't using reddit meme extra flags, you're missing out
>>68652466
>his city is too irrelevant to have an extra flag
I think that you can submit a request for a flag on the Extra Flags forums
So can I just set up as any flag I want and just meme out as Afghanistan or something?
>>68652472
Here u go lad
>>68652485
>you're missing out
That's been my whole life, why change now?
Took my linear algebra final. I think I did pretty good. Hoping for a low A, high B 2bh.
What about you guys? How did finals week go?
>>68652364
you're supposed to stay in your corner you dumb leaf
>>68652377
yeah that's a fucking boomer, I wonder if there are more people like me, you know qt boys that don't act like faggot but want to shag other boys. .
>>68652494
If you try to set it as a district in another country it's blank
>>68652468
Nothing wrong with cuckronto desu. I've lived here for years now and I think most of the hate this place gets is a meme.
>>68652514
it's fun to hate on big cities, lad
>>68652510
>I wonder if there are more people like me, you know qt boys that don't act like faggot but want to shag other boys
Maybe you're talking to one
>>68652504
Finished my stats final today and 4 more finals left. Forgot I had an essay due tonight and sent it in 30 mins late, let's hope all turns out to be fine. Not looking forward to econometrics next semester
>>68652514
>most of the hate this place gets is a meme.
So you've never talked to any Canadians from outside the GTA then?
>>68652514
Probably better than Shangcouver, anyway
Should I eat maruchan or beans
>>68652498
Thanks lad, looks good.
>>68652546
new
don't let janny know
>>68652540
maruchan
i ate brown beans for supper and it was kinda disappointing
>>68652540
arroz y frijoles
>>68652526
remembr earlier when you were being all lonely? this is the kind of guy you want. do him a boyfriend
>>68652526
>>68652510
you two are married now
>>68652531
I've talked to them, but none of them seem to have much criticism other than the fact that people from here think it's the only relevant place in Canada.
Most people I know that live here don't think that way though.
>>68652555
maruchan it'll be then
>>68652556
no hay arroz
>>68652526
be bf
>>68652576
ok
>>68651620
Well I don't kow your bf, but guys typically are innocent. At worst he's just playfully insulting you. Guys do this to each other just for fun. Really means nothing.
>>68652504
Straight a's
A little stressful though, I'm forward to a high-A-tus haha
>>68652526
>that doujin
I really want a girl to do that to me.
>tfw to drujnk to post
>>68652504
I got 2 finals tomorrow. One should be easy, and one is a mock UN summit
>going to visit parents for christmas
>tfw have to show them that I failed to get above a 3.0 yet again
I think I'm going to throw myself off their balcony on the 20th floor
>>68652894
>posting in the dead thread
Son, I am disappoint
>>68651253
10 liters of 100 proof rum.
>>68651477
she looks exactly like someone i used to fugg
whats her name, pedro?