>Italy joins the Allies in WWI >Germany cries "It's

Joining the axis wasn't the problem, it was the leaving that fucked us over

>>68647603
I thought we were useless and only a drag?

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>>68647478
>attack russia without any fucking info
>lose everything
>blame italy
mfw

>>68647996
>ally with Japan
>nips chimp out and drag America into the war
>lose everything
>blame italy
P O T T E R Y

>>68647478
>be Italy in WW1
>attack the same river about 80 million times against the most incompetent army of the war
>accomplish absolutely nothing
amazing

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>gooks commit worst atrocities in the war
>blame and punish germany forever

good banter

>>68648237
They were fighting themselves?

>>68647996
>>68648201
Time's have changed
The Wehrmacht's getting worse
They won't obey their generals
They just listen to common sense

Should we blame the Japs for Pearl Harbor?
Or blame failed blitzkrieg?
Or should we blame the Russians for their tenacity?

No! Blame Italy, blame Italy!
With all their spaghetti little eyes
And greasy heads so full of lies

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>>68647996
>Tried to protect Europe in agressive mode.
>Dosen't realize that you were doomed since begining campaing.
>Jewish-bolsheviks send masses army of "subhuman" wave by wave and nothing can't prevent or stop them.
>...
>Es lebe unser fuhrer.
>Afterward: those Untermenschen will celebrate their own genocide and talk about MUH WE WON USA DINDU NUFFIN

>>68648342
considering the friendly fire that went on in that front, you could say they were

>>68647996
fucking this
>sign anti-comintern pact
>sign non-aggression pact with commies withhot any info
>japan also signs non-aggression pact with commies like Germany
>suddenly attack russia without any info
>"the axis could have won if Japs had attacked Russia from the East"
Germnay worst ally ever

>>68648372
>Or blame failed blitzkrieg?
Even if it was 100% of all wehrmacht instead of ~64% still didn't change nothing at all.
>Should we blame the Japs for Pearl Harbor?
Japs like brits in ground - useless shit(still better that Italy).
>MUH SECOND RIME EMPIRE
Zero power to protect own clays...

>>68648445
i have about 5:37 am here but still you right about my shity way of expression

>>68648502
>>68648410
geez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA

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>>68648417
>be Japan
>start war with most populous nation in the world
>have massive amounts of troops, supplies, basically everything, tied down in this front
>ooop better invade the rest of asia before finishing this
>already stretched to breaking point
>ooop better attack the largest industrial and military power in the world
you're not any better Nippon, people give shit to Germany about their two front war but you slant eyes started a three front war
At least Germany had the good grace (but also stupidity) to declare war on America after you dragged em into it

>Austria joins WWI
>Germany cries "It's your fault"

>Austria joins WWII
>Germany cries "It's your fault"

No wait, this is true

>>68648613
take suez
take gibraltar (we were building a carrier specifically for this)
there you go, the med is closed to brits

>>68648573
>>have massive amounts of troops, supplies, basically everything, tied down in this front
>>ooop better invade the rest of asia before finishing this
Brits and americans was sending massive amounts of supplies to China through Indochina, Hong Kong, and Burma back then and we tried to cut off the supply lines.
at least it wasnt like 'hurr durr muh Lebensraum and kill da jews" shit

>>68648702
Spain was in no way ready for another war
they were still reliant on Britain for food imports and even then they still had shortages

>>68648920
not back then, the countryside had been demolished by war and people were flocking to the cities

>>68648417
>Germnay worst ally ever

Like the one guy who always loses in DotA and then writes "bg, noob team".

>>68648964
yes

>>68648972
>1866
won the war, got Veneto and some parts of Friuli, the rest is irrelevant
>1896
army led by an austrian guy (no kidding)
>1941
no excuse here, invading Greece was stupid

>>68648702
>France
>two fronts
But they did... Italy attempted to invade from their border with France. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fall_Rot#Italy
The value of Franco's Spain entering the war of the Axis side would be the closing of the straits of Gibraltar. This in turn would block direct access to the Mediterranean for the RN and block supplies from easily coming or going to the eastern colonies.

Why did Germany attack Russia? Didn't Stalin want to purge kikes too?

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>>68647996
>be Italy
>attack greece
>lose, get pushed back
>german help, because axis
>attack north africa,
>lose, can't even into the beach
>ask german again, even they are in invasion to Russia
>german help, can invade and push a bit britain
>60 years later
>"LOL, german always blame italy for their lost!"

>>68649041
Natural Resource, same reason why they attacked norway too

>>68649131
You're stupid.
Oil wasn't discovered in Norway until the 60s.

>>68649149
>oil

it was steel

>>68649149
it was steel, nazi needed more iron ore baclk

>>68649149
>What is heavy water
>What is iron
>What is controlling sea lanes

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>germany annexes italy

>>68649217
>baclk

*back then

>>68649192
>>68649217
>>68649224
Ok, forgot about the iron ore shipped from Narvik.
I American'd there for a second.

>>68649266
Rude.

>>68648613
>But you literally started an unnecessary African front

It wasn't unnecessary. North Africa was entirely needed for the invasion of Sicily. If Italy secured NA early on in the war and concreted their Mediterranean ocean presence, best case scenario it would have massively postponed, if not made the invasion of Sicily and mainland Italy impossible for a period of time. With one less front open for the Axis, Italy could spare more troops and resources for the already open front, putting more pressure on the Soviets.

>>68649321

germany is mostly ethnic russians because of how many of your men were killed and your women were raped though

talk about cucks

>>68649292
>towelboy bragging about winning the championship

>>68649343

if by towel boy you mean the most powerful nation in the history of civilization

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>>68649455
>rice farmers

>>68649491
I wonder how the Brits and Russkies would've fared without American steel in their hands and American food in their bellies. Get fucked, cuck.

>>68649499
That's alotta talk for someone who was too scared to fight them and didn't even get a participation medal.

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>>68649515
I didn't say towelboys weren't important

>>68649543
>lost to roaches
>lost to birds
>lost to tumbleweeds

>>68649577
>Doesn't participate in Vietnam
>Leaves all the fighting to the Australians in Korea
>No presence in Iraq
>Pulled out of Syria
>Military power reduced to that of 3rd world country

>literally being "shouting encouragement from the sidelines" the country

>>68649593
Then leave.

Germany's stupid shit
>attack Russia
Japan's stupid shit
>attack USA
Italy's stupid shit
>attack North Africa

All made the theater larger than they could handle. Too greedy.

>>68647996
Tbh it was your fault.

Hitler's Russian campaign was planned like every other blitzkrieg. It had to be done before winter to avoid a Waterloo scenario, but here comes mussolini. Wanting its own share of glory Italy try to invade Greece but just can't do anything and end up calling Germany.
Hitler invade Greece but it is now too late to invade Russia without facing the harsh winter.
Decides to go anyway because Hitler thinks he can't afford to wait a year and still attacks Russia.
Winter destroy the German army.


If you didn't fuck it up in Greece, Germany probably would have invaded Russia before winter. With no USSR, nothing to stop Germany from dominating Europe so thank you Italy.

>>68649864
>Italy's stupid shit
no, it's imbecile

>invading poland
>not just sitting tight and flying nazi rockets to space n shiet

>>68647603
>us
>>68647688
>we

>>68650375
>typing out your own country's name instead of a two letter word that communicates the same idea

>>68650461
yeah I remember when we were sitting there in valley forge with washington

>>68650495
nobody thinks that though, it's just convenient and gets the same point across

>>68649341
But a lot of Russians are part German due to German immigration so...what now?

>>68647478
What is the name of this type of bra?