1. You're a cunt 2. You are forced to move to Sudacamerica,

Brazil to maximize my chances of dying.

>>68644259
If i can't pick Colombia i would pick big Colombia

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>>68644259
Uruguay.
I don't mind the fact that it unironically has niggers, they're not that bad.

France

Chile or Argentina, maybe southern Brazil but not sure how dangerous it is

>>68644587
brasil is only really dangerous if you live in one of those massive ghettos that are the size of a proper city, the rest is pretty normal 2bh.

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>>68644259

>>68644343
Ar you really triggered by blacks that much?

LE SOUTHERN CONE XDD LE PINOCHETS HELICOPTER

>>68644259
depends on how bad those earthquakres in chile are

>>68644736
it moves but nothing really happens, unless you live right next to the coast, that's not a good idea.

>>68644259
Id stay here tbhwydca

Chile

>>68644708
not him, but there's no black people here.
and they are always depicted as bloodthirsty criminals, morons and just uncivilized and violent in general.
how do you think a person who's never interacted with them in real life would feel towards them?

>>68644766
where else are you gonna live in chile? its a big coast

friend studied there and says earthquakes are unbearable

i pick argentina now that i think about it

>>68644880
Just don't live right next to the beach
>earthquakes are unbearable
The worst that can happen to you is that your tv could break or something like that, as long as you don't live in a house made out of cardboard you shoul be fine, you just wait until it ends and keep going with your life.

>>68644880
you realize ofcourse that we're not immigrant friendly, right?
at least not when it comes to latinos.

>>68644259
I'd pick U R GAY I guess

>>68645047
>only 2 years to become an Argie
wew

>>68645047
ive been neighbor with plenty of argies, i dont care youll have to fit me in

>>68645065
>an entire life of being called "negro de mierda" and laughed at

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>>68644259
Guyana, because it's English, and I sure as hell am not learning an Arabic dialect.

Buy a huge saw and manually separate Southern Brazil from Brazil, giving Paraguay access to the sea in the process.

>>68644277
For that, you should move to Venezuela or Colombia instead.

If you are seriously set on dying, just flash a medium to high-end cellphone in downtown Medellin, Cali or Bogota and some Colombian subhuman will do the rest.

>>68644259
uruguay

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>>68644259
U.R.gay for cheap legal weed :DDD

>>68644259
Chile or Argentina idk much about safety in other South American countries, but maybe Peru/Ecuador/Paraguay/Uruguay/Venezuela would be an option too

>>68645722
>Venezuela
you're doing it wrong

>>68645622
Please kys

>>68645722
Don´t
Or bring polish qts.

>>68644259
chile

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>>68645722
>Venezuela
Please no

Argentina desu
All the Argentinians I've met are total bros

>>68646200
But they hate Peruvians

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Argentina

Suriname

Easy.

>>68646679
If the Caribbean is an option then Aruba.

>>68646641
And we hate Chileans
It's just banter

>>68646724
What about us
Gib back land

>>68646756
There's something in your flag, Colombia

>>68646807
There´s favelas in your cities, Africa.

>>68646756
Come home rebel clay

>>68646858
Just like in your country

>>68646724
>It's banter
You have to go back with the rest of your dirty countrymen

>>68644259
Chile, Argentina, or Uruguay. I'm not sure which I'd like best but they all seem like pretty pleasant cunts tbqhwy. Are Punta Arenas and Ushuaia any good? I prefer colder weather. Brazil, Colombia, Venezuela, etc are out of the question based on climate alone.

>>68646914
delet

>>68646900
Not really.

>>68646928
There's literally nothing to do there and it's filling up with bolis because arg gvt is giving the land basically free

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Easily going to Brazil

>dat sweet portuguese language
>bunda everywhere
>amazing food
>caramel colored cuties
>beautiful white man so bitches will love me
>fresh caipirinha

As long as I don't get killed by favela niggers life wouldnt be too bad

>>68647054
>literally nothing to do there
Compared to where? Like what would one have access to elsewhere in Chile but not in Punta Arenas?

>>68647105
fun

>>68644259
1. Poland
2. Argentina, and marry the Argentinian qt

>>68647170
If you had a half Polish, half Argentinian kid, they'd be a living breathing "I'm white" meme.

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>>68647429
are you trying to imply that argentinians and poles aren't, in fact, the whitest people on earth?

>>68644259
2bh I fucking love South America for some reason, very fascinating, European, yet the chaos of the third world :D

Whole continent speaks the same language more or less, making travel practical

I wanna get a buddy and ride motorcycle through the continent from Argentina Che Guevara style

>>68647055
you make a good case Yankee-doodle bro

Portuguese is like the cutest language there is

>>68647055
you won't get killed by favela nigger if you don't go to favela, simple

Südbrasil

>>68648146
Are they somehow incapable of wandering away from the favela?

ur a gay

>>68644259
Brazil, Uberlandia.

Eat pingu all day everyday and teach English, marry a MG qt and retire to swing on a hammock and write books everyday.

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>>68646153
El Salvador is mentioned!

>>68648674
What is pingu? South American food in general is fucking elder god tier.

>>68645831
No

>>68646928
Are you aware that there a huge portion of land in Colombia that enjoys temperate subtropical climate year round? To make a comparison, the southern US is way hotter on average

>>68644259
south chile pls. i need muh cold climate

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>>68645365
>t.amehd xing lee al-trudeau

>>68649717
Calm down, 0

>>68648005
>this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZN20vW-I6oM
>qt