>when America enters the war and Germany realizes it's

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>when Italy betrays you although they weren't really useful to begin with

>when a war is going on and Italy switches sides when they realize their team is going to lose.

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>when germany chimps out but they are white so you have to restrain them instead of ending them without a second thought

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>when you stop Germany from destroying everything, again, then give them money and resources to rebuild better than ever, again, and then they hate you for it, again

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>>68643281
>when Canada contributes >1m countrymen (10% of our total pop.) to a world war but are only known for a couple battles

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>>68643589
But we don't hate you

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>>68643671

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>>68643787
germany... why ;_;

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>when Britian takes one look at the guns on the US lent tanks and immediately begins replaces them with guns that can actually penetrate German armor

>>68643787
WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKA
AMERIKA IST WUNDERBAR

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>when you're a huge dick to your friend for no reason

>>68643787
Probably east Germans living in Germany.

>>68643787
>>68643848
That's more because of your geopolitical actions today than resentment for WW2 also there are a lot of russianboos in East Germany. It's also more towards your government, I don't think anyone here hates american people.

America and Germany are on the same side, sorry to tell you.

>>68644108
Not starting the 20th of January

>>68644021
Extremely rude on the part of the brits.

>>68643410

This.

>When your goal is the conquest of Europe and you pick Japan and Italy as allies

>>68643281
>we need more trains

>>68644270
Can't conquer Europe if your allies are Europeans

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>>68644270
>when you just become allies with Japan because you like anime and then they start attacking America and shit

>>68644270
>when you declare war on the soviet union and america and they BTFO you with their manpower and industry but you blame italy

>when Europeans mostly gets along now but Asians are still insanely butthurt with each other

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>when you drop 2 nukes on japan and they still like you

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america is cool
i hope it'll achieve greatness again even though they probably hate me because im black

>>68644021
>she

>>68643462
Mehmet the only reason you exist is because certain europeans wanted you to continue to be a plague for them, thus they defended you.

>>68643787
>>68643848
Because you took part in a war that had nothing to do with you 2 times solely to destroy our economy and enslave us to the jews aswell?
Because Germans migrants in the US were treated like shit despite making up the bulk of Northerners army?
Because you occupy us?
Because you turned us in a nuclear minefield?
Because youre the sole reason for us having turks in our country giving the left a big boom?

Pick one.

>>68643926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM

>>68643281
>when the war starts because of your defeat and you don't even have a chance to properly participate in it

>>68646248
Other people are responsible for the bad things they've done in the past but Germany isn't, even when those things are done in response to other things Germany did?

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>when you sell weapons to both sides

>>68646248
>WW1: plead with the european powers to go easy on you because we want you to recover
>WW2: rebuild your economy from a war you started and leave you far more developed than your Soviet controlled eastern half


>implying anything other than Puritan Anglo OGs get treated well when they get integrated into america

>we let the turks in and not Germany. Germany is responsible for nothing that it does

>>68643281
>tfw back to back world war champs

lol feels good.

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>>68646248
Stop blaming everything on us! Why do so many euros do this!

>>68646537
cant have your cake and eat it too, 2bh.

>>68646537
Is there any country in the world whose people don't blame the U.S. for everything wrong in their lives?

>>68646537
Success breeds jealousy, m8

>>68646579
2bh the fact that anyone likes us at all is p nice. like when people show love for the US on int it makes me pretty happy. if I were from europe I'd certainly shit on us all day on int.

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>when Poland gets invaded and genocided yet another time

>>68646632
is it true that the polish government was harassing ethnic germans in the danzig region? or is that a german meme?

>>68646632
why is pepe wearing contradictory party bands?

>>68644190
Why?

>>68646673
it's supposed to be poland being split in half and enslaved by germany and russia all the time

>>68646652
we dindu nuffin

>>68646673
>party bands
heh

>when you think bombing America will keep them out of the war

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>>68646632

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>When British officers lead their men into battle with medieval weaponry

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>>68646004
joao, eu te amo. Eu gosto de voce mesmo se e um macaco.

>>68646728
>those flags in the background
wtf
neonazis burning bandera's picture? doesn't make sense

>When America is given all the credit for the work English, USSR and foreign legion soldiers did.

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>>68646248
You fucking retarded sauerkraut faggot. German people contentiously fucked up Europe. You are a stain on the entire continent. Millions of Europeans died because of the actions of the blood thirsty and immoral German people. Throughout European history you niggers ruined everything and caused nothing but problems. I wish you nothing but a slow and painful death as you embrace sharia law and are forcibly converted to Islam. Keep blaming America for your own retarded antics.

>>68646435
By that logic the entire world should gang up on the US and dismantle it for what they did to the natives.

>>68646493
It doesnt fucking matter you helped them in WW1 everything you do after that really doesnt matter.

not an argument

Yes you did, the politicians were strictly against it but the US pressured them into doing so.

>>68646537
Yes why does EVERYONE blame the US? must be them haha!

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>spend 40 years bullying a fillipino
>he starts calling you daddy and will suck your dick at a moment's notice

>>68646846
abloo ablooooo da germans didnt wanna cut off their penizes for mr goyberg like evryone elses its deir fault!!!!

Atleast nowadays you get to decide between choking on jamals dick OR a cheeseburger arent you lucky

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>>68646826
>when French retards don't realize the US was responsible for the Allies victory in WW2

>>68646847
maybe you should stop being the scourge of Europe, then try to justify it by acting like a victim. you dismantled everything from the roman empire to the power of european empires, and now you're ruining the EU. it's your fault and you are too self-pitying to take any responsibility for it.

also, the gastarbeiter thing was your fault. lose so many men by attacking other countries and that's what happens. we needed you to be industrious because your collapse left a power vacuum that the soviets filled, and they were on your doorstep

it's hilarious how little responsibility you are taking.

>>68646826
The Americans sustained more casualties fighting in WW2 than the Brits and all their colonies did.
And the French didn't even get to half of that before they surrendered

>>68643616

At least the Dutch remember our contribution. So we have that going for us which is nice.

>>68647002
You are buying way too much into 4chan charts, is that where your education comes from?
Rome was a stagnating rotting corpse for centuries before we rammed the nail into the coffin.
Christianity spreaded to the Rest of Europe under Karl the Great birthing the first idea of an european unity as all of gods children.

>everything from top to bottom gets forced on you
>why arent you a little more responsible?
>government is a literal vassal-government
>oy vey its the germans again

pottery, and this isnt even a secret, the information about this is openly available to everyone.

>>68643462
>When you let the turks self-govern with a strong secular democracy but they just revert back to Islamic authoritarianism anyway a few decades later.

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>WW1 ends
>Wilson begs allies to be nice to poor Germany, American investment rushes in to rebuild Germany in the interwar years
>WW2 ends
>Truman spends millions rebuilding Germany, sends American troops to defend their former enemies
>Cold War ends
>Thatcher, Mitterrand, and Gorby all are against German reunification, but Bush convinces them to accept it
>Today
>Germany has the lowest support of the USA out of all EU nations and all NATO countries save Turkey
>American soldiers are on German soil pledged to give up their LIVES for a country that hates them
>meanwhile America nuked Japan and dropped more explosives on Vietnam than were used in all of WW2 but they still like America more than Germans do

Why are Germans such ungrateful, horrible people?

>>68643462
>so you have to restrain them instead of ending them without a second thought
If any sandnigger country was bombed to the extend that Germany was in the last years of WW2 then people would be saying how it is genocide of the poor brown shitskins.
Also there was ethnic cleansing of Germans all over Europe after the war so I'm pretty sure our whiteness didn't give us much of a privilege

>>68647205
>WW1 starts
>USA help the allies despite having no reason whatsoever to be involved

Thats why.

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>>68647241
>Americans being killed by German subs
>no reason whatsoever

>>68647241
you blew up our merchant ships and literally sent a message to Mexico suggesting they should attack us

of course we joined in, and of course we allied with our friends and founders

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>>68646797
That's the logo of Russia's National Bolshevik Party

What I've learned from this thread: Germany dindunuffin

>>68647384
>>68647387
You were flying a British flag.

>>68647406
The eternal kraut never changes.
Insidious. Petty. Presumptious. Cowardly.
They have mistaken kindness for weakness yet again.

>>68647406
Nothing Germany ever did compares to the genocide of Native Americans
Never forget the 100 million

>>68647408
so after killing hundreds of americans and we don't enter the war, in early 1917 you get the bright idea of stating you are going to intensify blowing up any and all ships in the atlantic, including ours

why oh WHY did we join the war?!??!??!!

>>68647490
You realize no one was around for that, right? Spanish explorers showed up, picked out some cool shit to steal next time they came around, and left. When they showed up again a few years later, 90% of the native population was dead because of old world diseases.

At no point in the chain can you blame the USA for that.

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>>68646847

>>68647527
You
Were
Flying
A
British
Flag

Do you not understand what that means?

>>68647665
You
declared
you
were
going
to
use
unrestricted
submarine
warfare

Just a few days after that, you sunk an American liner, the Housatonic. We put aside the hundreds of americans you killed on other ships, but then you decided to start killing us directly in unrestricted warfare and we reacted. push a man hard enough and sooner or later he starts pushing back

>>68646248
>sole reason
kek, so the yanks cucked you?
i thought you invited those turks in the 1950's and they stayed. what does that have to do with usa?

>>68647789
hes been posting this shit for days now. he's just super salty. don't worry about him.

>>68647789
>>68647818
Confirmed schizo, first time im posting anything regarding that topic.

The turks where invited as guest workers with a contract that stated that they have to go back.
At the same time the US tried to get a deal going with turkey to let them build their Radar bases there.
The turks wanted something in return for incuring Russias wrath in the name of NATO and struggled with internal political problems due to the kurds.
The US then pressured our politicians into keeping the turkurds so that turkey would agree to the deal.
This is openly available information to everyone.

>>68647780
Because there were proofs that you used "civilian" ships to deliver war material.

You started the

>Russia delivering "humanitarian aid" to crimea
meme before it was cool.

Furthermore you were warned multiple times to stop doing so but refused and kept hiding behind civilans like a true cockroach "civilisation"

And after we finally see the full effect of those glorious american politics and americanism guess whos at fault again?
Thats right.

>>68647050
When Canada get's invaded/annexed, we can hope that the Dutch will help us.

>>68647922
>>68648019
>muh american aggression
this is what sjws actually believe. they're so good at rewriting history that they actually think the USA was the bad guy of ww1 and 2

>>/reddit/

>>68647922
Most of the turks in Germany are not kurds.
A lot of kurds in Germany didn't come from mainland Turkey but other countries (middle east etc). And finally the high number of Turks in germany is due to family reunification laws adopted in the 70's. A lot of Turks decided not to go back for obvious reasons. Yeah go ahead, blame USA for this

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>>68648098
>when you realize sjws and /pol/ revisionists are on the same side

>>68648220
yes sir, divide and conquer.

>>68648098
Swallow and then try to form a coherent sentence.

>>68648155
Because you cant tell apart a turk from a kurd and I didnt say that only kurds came.
And why did the laws have to be adopted?...

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>>68648289
>form a coherent sentence
>literally cannot read english
>cannot into history
>comes to /int/
sounds about right.

>>68648328
Yes buddy.
The SJWs are going to to defend Germany for the world wars now alright.
Back to elementary with you.

>>68646847
>It doesnt fucking matter you helped them in WW1 everything you do after that really doesnt matter.

How dare we help against the nation that was attacking our civilian ships.

>>68648827
>Back to elementary with you.
>he literally cannot form coherent sentences

>>68648945
How dare we attack """"""""civilian"""""""""" ships that ship war material and fly flags of nations we are at war with.

>>68649024
Im not surprised that you dont know what the elementary school is.

>>68649067
>don't know what the elementary school is
kek. just stop, its getting sad. are you using fucking google translate?

>>68649032
Yes. Also Zimmerman telegraph.

>>68649032
>war material
you mean all that food and blankets? or by war material do you mean the mothers and babies?

>>68647780
>you declared
>you sunk an American liner
>We put aside
>you
>we
>ww2
cringe.

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>>68643281
>when America enters the war and Germany realizes it's only a matter of time before they are defeated

so when did italy realize that your war is lost

>>68649219
No I mean the ammo and fuel.

You have clearly no idea about WW1 and the topic if you dont know about all the civilisan vessels that were retrofitted to transport war material.
The "civilian" ships were sunk until after we evacuated the passengers and confirmed that theyre transporting war material.
We stopped that pratice because Americans started escorting those ships and sinking subs that were going to evacuate the civilians.
Cowards as americans are they used civilians as a shield.