Only countries that have won a war at some point in their history

hi

inb4 someone gets a Vietnam proxy

Cucks

germans have won wars though against countries such as france and austria

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapland_War

:^)

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>>68633290

>it's mandatory to learn the language of his formal colonial masters in his country's schools

any attempt to fabricate this shit is futile

>>68633327

true, but not Germany

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Obvious false flag.

2/10 since you threw in the Germans.

>>68633371
>>it's mandatory to learn the language of his formal colonial masters in his country's schools
Uh........

>>68633401
I think he means Sweden

>>68633371
Joe you have been in several wars after ww2 and lose them all.

OH SNAP!! and Pekka wins 6-0

>>68633475
I'm just saying we all learn English in school.

>>68633481
>b-but our 97-4-4 record in war

>>68633523
You're an idiot

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>>68633481

last one was declared in 1942 though

>>68633582
no u

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Hello

>>68633371
The first German reich was literally founded on the victory over the french in 1871. Please inform yourself before you come up with ignorant burger facts.

>>68633662

but the state of Germany did not participate in that war, because it was founded after that war

heh

>>68633696
The state of Germany exists since 1949. By that logic we never lost a war. Technically Nazi Germany was a completely different country than Germany today but there's no way where Germany only existed since WW1 which your opinion is based on. We either won and lost a lot of wars or we never lost a war, but there's no Germany lost all of their wars.

>>68633184
name one war that we won

>>68634029
Then, Russia never fought ww2 and cold war and never had communist government. Stil won the Chechen wars though.

>>68634098
Civil.

>>68634029
By that logic only the US, UK, and Canada can be held accountable for WW2.

>>68634098
Panama war

>>68634098
civil war, banana wars, revolution.

>>68634206
Pay reparations pls

>>68634206
No modern Germany is held accountable for WW2 because it's the predecessor of Nazi Germany which in return is a predecessor of the Holy Roman Empire which won countless wars.

>>68634232
Was that really war though?
In that case back in 1885 they lost because they couldn't invade

>>68633184
>Germans need not apply

But they beat France in 1871.

>>68634206
Canada wasn't the country 1939-1945 that it is today, so we can't be included.

The American Revolution
1775-1783

The Indian Wars
1775-1890

Shay's Rebellion
1786-1787
Rebellion
Anti-(state)Government Rebels vs. Massachusetts

The Whiskey Rebellion
1794
Rebellion
Anti-Tax Rebels in Western Pennsylvania

Quasi-War With France
1798-1800
Inter-State (Naval) War
France

Fries's Rebellion "The Hot Water War"
1799
Rebellion
Anti-Tax Rebels in Pennsylvania

The Barbary Wars
1800-1815
Inter-State War
The Barbary States
(Tripoli, Algiers & Morocco)

The War of 1812
1812-1815
Inter-State War
Great Britain
The Growing & Troubled Republic

Primary Name of Conflict Dates of Conflict
(U.S. Involvement Only)
Type of Conflict Primary Opponent(s)
of the United States

Mexican-American War
1846-1848
Inter-State War
Mexico

U.S. Slave Rebellions
1800-1865
Slave Rebellions
Various Slave groups

"Bleeding Kansas"
1855-1860
Civil War (state of Kansas)
Pro-Slavery vs. Anti-Slavery Kansans

Brown's Raid on Harper's Ferry
1859
Rebellion
Anti-Slavery Rebels (Led by John Brown)

United States Civil War
1861-1865
Civil War
United States (The North)
vs.
The Confederate States (The South)


U.S. Intervention in Hawaiian Revolution
1893
Internal Rebellion & Foreign Intervention

The Spanish-American War
1898
Inter-State War

U.S. Intervention in Samoan Civil War
1898-1899
Civil War & Foreign Intervention

U.S.-Philippine War
1899-1902
Colonial War, War of Imperialism

>>68634509

Boxer Rebellion
1900
Internal Rebellion & Foreign Intervention
Chinese Government & "Boxer" Rebels

The Moro Wars
1901-1913
Colonial Wars
Philippine Muslim Rebels

U.S. Intervention in Panamanian Revolution
1903
Secessionist Revolution & Foreign Intervention
Colombia

The Banana Wars
1909-1933
Civil Wars & Foreign Intervention
Various Rebel Groups In Central America


U.S. Occupation of Vera Cruz
1914
Inter-State War
Mexico

Pershing's Raid Into Mexico
1916-1917
Inter-State, Border War
Mexican Government & Mexican Rebels ("Bandits")

World War I
1917-1918 (American involvement only)
Inter-State War
Germany

Allied Intervention in Russian Civil War
1919-1921
Civil War & Foreign Intervention
Russian Bolshevik (Soviet) Government

World War II
1941-1945 (American involvement only)
Inter-State War
Germany, Japan & Italy

The Cold War
1945-1991
Global Inter-State Cold War
The Soviet Union & Communist China

The Korean War
1950-1953
Inter-State War
North Korea & China

The Second Indochina War "Vietnam War"
1956-1975
Civil War, Inter-State War
North Vietnam & South Vietnamese "Viet Cong" Rebels

U.S. Intervention in Lebanon
1958
Civil War & Foreign Intervention
No real foe for U.S. Troops landed to support Lebanon Gov.

Dominican Intervention
1965
Civil War & Foreign Intervention
Rebels in the Dominican Republic

The Mayaguez Rescue Operation

News Story 1975 (May 15)
Hostage Rescue & Inter-State Conflict
Khmer Rouge Guerrillas (the new government of Cambodia)

Iranian Hostage Rescue "Desert One" or "

>>68634564
Operation Eagle Claw"
1980 (April 25)
Hostage Rescue & Inter-State Conflict
Iran

U.S. Libya Conflict
1981, 1986
Inter-State War
Libya

U.S. Intervention in Lebanon
1982-1984
Civil War,Foreign Intervention & Inter-State War
Syria & Various Muslim and Leftist Lebanese Militias

U.S. Invasion of Grenada
1983
Inter-State War
Marxist Grenadian Faction & Cuba

The Tanker War

"Operation Earnest Will"
1987-1988
Inter-State War
Iran

U.S. Invasion of Panama
1989
Inter-State War
Panama

Second Persian Gulf War "Operation Desert Storm"
1991
Inter-State War
Iraq

"No-Fly Zone" War
1991-2003
Inter-State War
Iraq

U.S. Intervention in Somalia
1992-1994
Civil War & Foreign Intervention
Various Somali Militias

NATO Intervention in Bosnia (Operation Deliberate Force) Summary
1994-1995
Civil War,Foreign Intervention & Inter-State War
Bosnian Serb Rebels

U.S. Occupation of Haiti
1994
Foreign Intervention
Haitian Government

>>68634335
You mean successor, and yeah, I can see that.

>>68634437
Are you talking about the Constitution Act 1982? I'd argue that Canada has had the same government since 1867 and been independent of the UK since 1931, both well before WW2.

>>68634604
U.S. Embassy bombings and strikes on Afghanistan and Sudan (The bin Laden War)
August, 1998
Terrorist Conflict

"Desert Fox" Campaign (part of U.S./Iraq Conflict)
December, 1998
Inter-State War
Iraq

Kosovo War
1999
Civil War, Foreign Intervention & Inter-State War
Yugoslavia/Serbia

Attack on the USS Cole
October 12, 2000
Terrorist Conflict
Terrorists associated with Osama bin Laden

Attack on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon
September 11, 2001
Terrorist Conflict
Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida organization

Afghanistan War (Operation Enduring Freedom)
October 7, 2001-Present
War against Terrorism
The Taliban and Osama bin Laden's Al-Qaida organization

Third Persian Gulf War "Operation Iraqi Freedom"
March 19, 2003-Present
Inter-State War
Iraq


name one we lost.

>>68634399
What's with euros and trying to take our fish in our territories

lobster war

cod war

turbot war...

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>>68634646
The war on childhood obesity.
But you're not alone there.

>>68634632
Yes, I was referring to 1982, as well as the addition of Newfoundland as a Province and Nunavut as a seperate and independent territory in 1999, Also a new flag for the new country.

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>He will never be a small poor irrelevante meme country and rape like this.

>>68635066
I myself wouldn't count the addition of Newfoundland and Nunavut, especially given that the US has added Alaska and Hawaii as States since WW2 but no one considers us a different country since 1788. Though the Constitution Act 1982, as well as other patriation, does count towards significant enough change.

>>68635492
>let me tell you about your country

>>68635778
Finland gained independence from Russia in 1917, and has bravely maintained it ever since.

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Hello :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

>>68635186
half of these are because of the brits

>>68634860
lol

>>68634860
>lobster war

they swim tho and therefore don't belong to any countries!

fucking brazil

>>6863450
The US didnt beat France in the Quasi war

>>68634029

Germany has only existed since 1871, retard.

>>68637048
"Germany" isn't a country you fat burger. The Federal Republic of Germany exists since 1949.

>>68633184
>american education

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>>68637202

I wasn't referring to the Federal Republic, but to the German ethnostate "Germany" which is both the German Empire, Nazi Germany, and now the bundesrepublic.

All of these political entities were and are Germany. Nothing you can say or do will ever change the fact that Germany has never and will never win a war.

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>>68635934
> Poland jealous he isn't part of the greatest alliance in history

>>68633371
>former colonial master
It doesnt work like that in finlands case, because we werent a colony but just random part of eastern sweden

>>68637319
There was also the Holy Roman Empire of German Nations, you uneducated cunt.

>>68637426

The Holy Roman Empire wasn't a nationstate you fucking retard. There was never a German ethnostate prior to 1871.

>>68637319
You forget the HRE then. Which is what Hitler based entire Nazi Germany on. There were three Reichs, 1. HRE 2. German Empire 3. Nazi Germany which all were and are considered previous versions of Germany. Literally ever, historian will say so.

>>68637479

Holy Roman Empire wasn't an ethnostate, or even any kind of state at all. It was a loose confederation of various states, many of which were not German at all, and was often ruled over by non-Germans like fucking Charlemagne.

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>>68637426

>>68633184
What about the old German tribes winning against the Romans,hmmm?

>>68637674

those tribes were Germanic, not German. regardless, it's important to note that the OP is referring to the history of the German nationstate rather than the German nation which are two very different things

>>68637527
Yes and who lived in the german parts of the HRE? Ethnic Germans. Who fought in the wars that the HRE had? Ethnic Germans. Who won those wars? Ethnic Germans. OP said germans never won a war which is absolutely wrong as ethnic Germans won a lot of wars, a united Germany never one a war which doesn't matter because there never was a consistent unified Germany.

>>68637774

OP didn't say Germans have never won a war, he said Germany, referring to the state founded in 1871 and its sucessors, has never won a war.

>Yes and who lived in the german parts of the HRE? Ethnic Germans.

the HRE predates the existence of ethnic Germans by several hudnred years fyi lad

>>68637854
>OP didn't say Germans have never won a war, he said Germany, referring to the state founded in 1871 and its sucessors, has never won a war.
Can't you fucking read? He said "germans need not apply" which implies the ethnic group and not citizens of the country.

>the HRE predates the existence of ethnic Germans by several hudnred years fyi lad
Stopped reading right there. Where do you think the people that live here come from? Germans started settling here in 1871? The name Germany and Deutschland literally say the ethnicity of germans are germanic and teutonic tribes which lived here for thousand of years.

Everything you say is so incredibly wrong have you ever read a history book? I really thought Americans have a basic grasp of European history. Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>68633662
Wasn't that the second?

Hi

>>68634098
Cola Wars

>>68637319
>but to the German ethnostate "Germany"
Why aren't the Holy Roman Empire (of the German Nation), the subsequent German confederation, the North German Federation considered to be German states?

>>68637445
It was and other also identified it as German.
As an example in French HRE is called Saint Empire romain germanique(SERG) which mean Holy Romano-Germanic Empire, and if i'm not wrong Otto the First called himself "Rex Teutonicorum" which mean King of the Germanics

>>68634646
So your own embassies getting bombed counts as a victory?

>>68638390
what did we win

>>68638906
Technically both world wars because you flipped sides both times.

>>68638906
Both World Wars
And the Italo-Turkish war

>>68638943
We didn't flip sides in WW1, faggot

>>68638743
And we call it "heiliges römisches reich deutscher nation" which means "holy roman empire of german nation".

>>68638906
we also won a lot of wars when we waz romans and shit

>>68638972
Wasn't Italy originally aligned with the German Empire but flipped sides to join the entende force because of conflicts against the Austro-Hungarian Empire?

>>68637527
>It was a loose confederation of various states
later on, yeah
>many of which were not German at all,
This is wrong, it was always mostly German, the Italians left around the sixteenth century, leaving only Bohemia and Slovenia which never existed as a sovereign entity with that be prior to that as non germans, prompting the Sacrum Imperium Romanum Germanicum title
>and was often ruled over by non-Germans
It might be shocking, but that's how nobility worked back then. Even then, after some point in time the Habsburgs in Austria always managed to become hold that title.

>>68639047
Yes, but we changed mind before having joined the war, not after, so it's not right to say that we won because we switched sides

>>68638943
>both times
Nice meme

>>68639047
Triple Alliance was just a defensive agreement and since the Empires were the attackers Italy wasn't obliged to join them (in fact we stayed neutral until 1915)

>>68633696
>because it was founded after that war
Being this uneducated...

>>68635934
I only count 5, with 4 of them being from the napoleonic wars

>>68638943
we are kinda the judas of europe, always betraying people and stuff. we know that

>>68633184
Noice
>Inb4 no war for 200 years

>>68633184

Why are you posting in here american?

>>68639343
>Venice
I somehow believe you.

>>68633184
>killsteal - the country

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sup

>>68633696
>what is Yugoslavia
>what is Afghanistan

>>68639112
>>68639262
I gotcha. That's my bad.

>>68633184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFURbwy8rQ4

>>68633184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rjrDgdHMKw

>>68633184
>FeelsGood

>>68634646
Vietnam

>>68637319
I'd be willing to bet they won plenty of wars in their colonies during the short time then had them. And if we're being honest some of those victories were probably more impressive than a few of the wars my fellow americans on this board are claiming to have won.

Hi there

fuck Peru and Bolivia, always trying to take our shit

>>68633184
>won in the first wold war
>entente sold us to hitler
>won in the second world war
>allies sold us to stalin

What's the point, though?

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did someone say brits?

Hello.
https://youtu.be/hFtcERLYbDA

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>>68644127
>won in WWI

Just because you got independence it doesnt mean you won the war, you were part of Austria-Hungary liking it or not, and they lost