I'm going to be studying abroad in NZ for 6 months.

Suck a Maori's dick

Beware of the motorcycle Maori gangs that rob people. Also kiwis are fruits, birds and the people at the same time.

They hate crackas

>>68630184
Is this true

Lern Haka they do this everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6GRghrmaU

Cannibals still exist over there, not reported in the news.

>>68630493
>nz
>motorcycle gang
lmao are you really scared. just throw rocks at them and make yourself look big.

Which city? Your experience will vary greatly depending on where you go.

I'm half Maori, ask me anything.

>>68630111
Tell them "DGSE did nothing wrong"

>>68630733
I don't get it
>>68630727
South island

>>68630727
Why Finland when you could choose the rest of the world

>>68630998
>South island

No worries. You'll die of boredom or earthquakes. It's a bit like visiting Scotland.

>>68631036

Half Finnish born and raised in Finland

>>68631988
I've never been to Scotland. Is there anything to do? Are the women like the Scottish women too? I've heard there's a lot of nature on the south island.
Also how many years in jail do I get for sitting on a table?

>>68633078
I heard of kiwis that the north island is more modern and urban while the south island is more rural. I can't speak for myself but my brother has lived there for a year and he told me that NZ women are really average, like British women.

>>68631988
Are there many Maoris in Finland?

>>68633367
At least one I guess

Remember you're in Middle Earth, so take pictures.

The closest you can come to that is studying abroad in Westeros like I did.

Kiwis shag sheep

>>68630538
They honor their teacher by intimidation?

>>68633905
Yeah wtf is this backwards country

>>68633367

There's at least 8 of us

>>68630710
Headhunters are pretty scary m8

>>68634201
lol i'm sure they are, bud.

>>68630998
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior

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>>68633078

Download some episodes of this tv show to get an idea. They visit different areas of the country.

http://watchseries-online.nl/category/kiwi-living

Tell them haka is shit and show them this as a proof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3qM7nvpao4

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Horse semen shots are overpriced and available only in apple flavour

>>68630733
Ahhh fucking frog
This and the 2007 RWC is why everyone hates France here

>>68634319
Hey a kiwi, give us all the details

>>68634318
Is it a joke or do they really like to drink it? Is this why Jango Fett is such a good bounty hunter?

>>68634268
what is this

>>68634413
They cucked us during the quarter finals when we were the favourites for first place
>>68634422
Yeah man one shot every morning to get the day going

>>68634422
It's not a joke, I doubt they like it, it's just a gimmick horse cum shot sold at one pub, (Canada has one with a human toe in it) Boba Fett was a terrible bounty hunter. He only caught Han because Vader gave him to him, Greedo actually got a hell of a lot closer as a bounty hunter, and eventually Boba just ended up in a sarlaac pit without ever having done anything of merit except transport a frozen body from point A to point B and then hanging out in Jabba's party palace with his imperial cerdit shekels.

>>68634623
i heard prostitution is legal, how many times a week do you get an escort

>>68634268

This was also an excellent TV series visiting small towns all over the country

http://watchseries-online.nl/category/this-town-nz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC-cehQHnIE

>>68634682
Country calendar is good as well

>>68634648
Jango Fett has killed multiple jedi and did a ton of other shit. He even killed a jedi with a rock.

>>68634841
>he reads Star Wars books
Kys

My bad on the Jenga/Boba mix-up. I'm still pretending the prequels never happened.

>>68634903
>he never saw the comics where Jango killed a jedi with a rock

>>68634699

Definitely

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>>68635038
I've honestly only ever read 2 comic books of any kind in my life.
>Deogratias: A Tale of Rwanda by Jean-Philippe Stassen
>Maus by Art Speigelman

>>68630111

no you aren't and you won't post any proof, stop doing this and changing the country every time.


kill yourself

>>68635422
what proof do you want

>>68630111
If you see a maori then say Kuri-uwa "kuri fa" and then they'll be grateful

>>68634018

Hah, there's 12 native speakers of Cree Injun language. Maoris are cucked by numbers by fucking Crees can't get much more pathetic than that.