France vs England

File: 1481242367718.jpg (108KB, 513x449px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 513x449px

The Eternal Anglo is called that for a reason, altho i do think that a world where France had the most global influence would have been a better one

>>68573445
Not really, look at Canada

>>68573399
Italy

>>68573399
The French were statist pansies long before they English were, so I'll give it to England.

Also, the French eat snails and then prattle on about their "haute cuisine" and how the rest of the world are culinary troglodytes by comparison.

Fuck France.

>>68574199
Snails are delicious you pleb

>>68574349
t. jacques

>>68573399
I prefer France
Burn in hell English scum

>>68574621
Up late, lad.

File: tmp_24281-british_empire.jpg.cf-564863612.jpg (61KB, 676x399px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 676x399px

LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY

MOTHER OF THE FREE

HOW SHALL WE EXTOL THEE

WHO ARE BORN OF THEE?

WIDER, STILL AND WIDER

SHALL THY BOUNDS BE SET

GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY

MAKE THEE MIGHTIER YET

GOD WHO MADE THEE MIGHTY

MAKE THEE MIGHTIER YET!

>>68574654
only cucks like france

File: 1469059185417.gif (2MB, 377x311px)

2MB, 377x311px

L'anglais est un patois français
Les anglais sont des bâtards français

They tried to invade France several time through History, sometimes even turning the whole world against us. Yet we are still here. We couldn't care less about those shitty island jews.

>>68573399
French were cooler, but English looked less gay

you guys are pretty much the same thing, i see no difference between european wh*tes

File: 1479778354614.jpg (659KB, 1701x2005px) Image search: [Google]

659KB, 1701x2005px

>>68573399
France, obviously

putain de anglos

France has a nuclear carrier so it's their point.

File: italian_boys.jpg (27KB, 518x400px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 518x400px

>>68573399
Italy they is the real niggaz

File: 1467285907617.jpg (60KB, 485x292px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 485x292px

>>68573445
bad post

>>68573483
good post

>>68574199
good post

>>68574349
bad post

>>68574654
bad post

>>68574978
excellent post

>>68575041
good post

>>68575983
bad post

>>68576154
bad post

>>68576225
TERRIBLE post

>>68576254
bad post

>>68576267
bad post

>>68573483
Canada is boring because it's not 100% French, lad.

>>68574654
Excellent post

>>68575041
t. a cuck

>>68576057
>implyin

>Paternity testing is regulated by the state and only allowed in certain cases:

>Without a court order the express consent of the person must be obtained in writing before the carrying out of the examination, after the person has been duly informed of its nature and its purpose.[18]
With a court order (if consent could not be obtained)
This is partially due to the official desire to "preserve the peace" within French families, with the French government citing psychologists who state that fatherhood is determined by society, rather than biology

Fucking defend this frogs

>>68576756

>The maximum penalty for carrying out secret paternity testing is one year in prison and a €15,000 fine.

Top Cuck

>>68576756
>Having a national sorry day
Defend this aussies.

Also :
>Australian music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E

>>68577098
>Having a national sorry day

Made up shit by leftists that doesn't actually exist

England practically conquered most of the known world.

>>68573445
>The Eternal Anglo is called that for a reason,

Made up by autistic Germans trying to deflect attention away from themselves and the damage they constantly inflict.

File: yellow smug man in blanket.jpg (47KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 450x600px

Britain is the only in world history to defeat Russia, India and China in war. And Brits burnt down the capital of the US. That is pretty cool.

>>68573399
>France vs England
>posts France vs the U.K.
Absolute state of the American education system

>>68575983
Because France hasn't tried to conquer Britain multiple times. Learn how to sail you miserable frog chewing munter.

>>68576225
The poorly educated kiwi is back.

>>68579238
Not an argument. Anglos haven't won a single war, especially against France though legitimate means, they always on numbers or others to fight for them.

File: 1387486508604.jpg (45KB, 492x341px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 492x341px

>>68579284
>having allies is a bad thing

>>68579331
No, but taking credit for a victory that was achieved solely by one's allies is

>>68579331
He is literally retarded, don't bully him.

>>68579398
>achieved solely by one's allies
>solely

>>68579284
Wew, it's almost as if Britain was s naval power or something.

>>68579451
Navies don't count, silly. The sea only covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. It's irrelevant.

Frankreich. Gott strafe England!

File: 1478527020899.jpg (196KB, 687x900px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 687x900px

>>68579284
Yeah, we were a naval power and we used lesser nations like Prussia and Austria to fight land campaigns for us.

After Napoleon France became one of those lesser nations btw.

>>68579451
>wew, it's almost as if Britain was a professional hiding-behind-the-sea-like-a-giant-pussy-and-get-its-shit-pushed-in-in-every-fair-fight country !

>>68579681
Based Germany knows

File: af702cb5e6a8508f5a129a68e04cb6a1.png (227KB, 316x855px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 316x855px

>>68579839
Ah yes.

>>68579284
>they always on numbers or others to fight for them.

So in other words they are better at war

File: 6-01pic1.jpg (505KB, 555x835px) Image search: [Google]

505KB, 555x835px

>>68573399
None is better than the other, but both are better than the rest of the world.

>>68579839
>fair fights
>in real war
>ever

>>68579839
>fair-fight
Underage please leave.

>>68579430
Yes, have you never heard of Waterloo? that was one such example.

File: DECISIVE BRITISH VICTORY.png (41KB, 1357x628px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 1357x628px

>>68579839
>fair fight
Ah yes.

>In September 1956, due to a common foe during the Suez Crisis, an Anglo-French Task Force was created. French Prime Minister Guy Mollet proposed a union between the United Kingdom and the French Union with Elizabeth II as head of state and a common citizenship. As an alternative, Mollet proposed that France join the Commonwealth. British Prime Minister Anthony Eden rejected both proposals

Reminder the EU only exists becuase the UK rejected a franco-british union proposed by France in which they would become subjects of the British monarchy.

>>68579933
The british also proposed it in 1940 after the... you know when we... hum how to say that

we - maginot line - germans
we - germans - maginot line

idk if it's clear

>>68579910
>a battle commanded by a British general which included 25,000 British Army troops and which had the French in a desperate position in large part due to the Royal Navy was won solely by the British allies

>a country which can apparently "get" other countries to fight "for" them is weak

File: 5465775.jpg (62KB, 320x656px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 320x656px

>>68579818
Britain did try to fight on land, they didn't try again for quite a while

France because they've turned out surprisingly more useful in the natural sciences/computer sciences than all of Europe save for probably Kraut

>>68579957

You mean De Gaulle begged them to propose it to temporarily try and convince his government there was an alternative to surrender.

>>68579993
No, Churchill offered it himself.

>>68579961
>6,000 from KGL
>17,000 from Netherlands
>11,000 from Hanover
>6,000 from Brunswick
>3,000 from Nassau

and of course the 50,000 Prussians that arrived to save them

>>68580007

>The British opposed a French surrender, and in particular the possible loss of the French Navy to the Germans, and so sought to keep Reynaud in office. On 14 June British diplomat Robert Vansittart and Morton wrote with Monnet and his deputy René Pleven a draft "Franco-British Union" proposal. They hoped that such a union would help Reynaud persuade his cabinet to continue the war from North Africa, but Churchill was skeptical when on 15 June the British War Cabinet discussed the proposal and a similar one from Secretary of State for India Leo Amery. On the morning of 16 June, the War Cabinet agreed to the French armistice request on the condition that the French fleet sail to British harbors. This disappointed Reynaud, who had hoped to use a British rejection to persuade his cabinet to continue to fight.[1]

>Reynaud supporter Charles de Gaulle had arrived in London earlier that day, however, and Monnet told him about the proposed union.[1] De Gaulle convinced Churchill that "some dramatic move was essential to give Reynaud the support which he needed to keep his Government in the war".[2]

England choose self distruction so France

>>68580011
I never said Britain had the most land troops in that army.

But you said it was solely won by our allies (such as the Prussians who were late), which is a weird thing to say considering there were 25,000 actual British troops there from the beginning

>anglo-saxon
>not responsible for all the bad things in the world
Fucking shopkeepers. Capitalism destroyed the world.

>>68580050
>England choose self distruction

Explain pls

>>68579976
>surprisingly
????

>>68579928
>>68579906
>>68579903
>>68579873
>all these brit (you)s
Seems like I struck a nerve. You're called perfidious for a reason. In catch you would be the heel.

>>68580072

You owe everything you have to capitalism sonny

>>68579965
Stop playing stupid. Or if you aren't playing, stop being stupid.

File: 1460282193358.jpg (24KB, 252x400px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 252x400px

>>68580127
Why posting if it's merely implications

File: 1478799309539.jpg (43KB, 641x491px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 641x491px

>be britain
>dunkirk
>evacuate 100,000 frog """"soldier""""
>97,000 go home to surrender

Withoutt hésitation England is better at the art of betrayal and treachery. We have still à lot to learn from them

>>68580194
>be French
>escort the panicking anglos to dunkirk at the cost of your own life
>tell the anglos to embark first while holding the city
>60 years later the british education system is still shit

>>68580114
Brits had minds like Turing during 20th c

Brits make better beer, French better wine. Their armies are comparable. Both have great history and fine track of human right violations. Both have opinion of being snobby, and yet when you meet them in real life they usually great mates. Outside of the language French and British are very similar.

File: 1479566569614.jpg (10KB, 157x157px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 157x157px

>>68580251
>I don't know anything about Dunkirk but will take a french youtube video as absolute truth

>>68580285
>most important battle of american revolution
>happens in europe
>britain wins

File: 1477893782520.jpg (143KB, 646x1024px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 646x1024px

>>68580298
>I'm attacking the messenger rather than the argument

>>68579976
You mean after Britain invented the computer, computer programming, and the internet? Sure.

>>68573399
Scotland > Wales > England > Germany > France

>>68580251
>what is the highland division

UK

how is the population of gipusi in England?

>>68580572
What's your point lad? Just name-dropping a cherry-picked regiment?
>what is 1st free french division

>>68580645
>What's your point lad?
That the British army didn't just hide behind the French.

>>68580605
You have to go back.

>>68580680
Like it did at Bir-Hakeim?

>>68580645
>regiment
Fucking hell you retard.

>>68580761
>calling someone else a retard over a slightly impropriate use of a foreign word
Would love to see you giving a go at Finnish :^)

>>68580816
>Finnish
Useless language. You're alright.

>>68580847
At least my language hasn't been cucked by the whole world. Hang in there.

Stop using our language if you don't like us

Sacre bleu! The Brits created the modern world.

There was never a saying "The sun never sets on the French empire" now was there.

File: 1468601949312.jpg (94KB, 805x648px)

94KB, 805x648px

>>68580862
Ah yes, considering all the world class music, poetry, and prose, in Finnish, one can clearly see its superiority over English.

>>68580284
I agree with Poland on this one. They're both more alike than they'd like to admit.

>>68581095
>English
You spelled Bastard-French wrong

File: 979503.png (518KB, 500x767px) Image search: [Google]

518KB, 500x767px

>>68573399
us

Both countries are full of faggots.

File: 1479370990972.jpg (135KB, 520x518px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 520x518px

>>68573399
Both are fine

>>68576316
excellent post

>>68576494
horrendous post

>>68573399
Belgium

File: 1475503404202.jpg (24KB, 320x320px)

24KB, 320x320px

>>68580284

We also both promised to protect Poland from the Nazis

>>68581360
More like highly eveloved French, Latinate, Greek, and German.

File: 1476129087579.png (579KB, 820x533px) Image search: [Google]

579KB, 820x533px

>>68573399
ah yes the eternal yank starting shit as usual

File: 1470216892668.jpg (86KB, 917x316px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 917x316px

>>68581516

>>68580284
Was about to post something like that

Only great brothers would fight for so long and yet come back as friends

File: 1480209033692.jpg (42KB, 622x469px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 622x469px

ah yes french women

File: 1478131230444.png (35KB, 800x450px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 800x450px

>>68581602
>tfw

File: 1480209189665.jpg (136KB, 500x702px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 500x702px

>>68581602
ah yes our women

>>68581639
I'd take the one on the right desu

UK is like the runt always trying to vie for france's attention by playing up an imagined rivalry amongst """equals""", when France's real rivals have always been on the European continent. must get tiresome for the French

File: karen readu.png (385KB, 599x510px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 599x510px

>>68581419
This post has crossed the line.

>>68581602
When will the creepy clown sightings stop?

File: 77745444.jpg (407KB, 1920x1080px)

407KB, 1920x1080px

Both countries are the only two truly relevant countries in the world.

>>68581660
Nah, after we reduced France to a secondary power the Russians became our main rivals. Then the Krauts replaced them.

>>68581635
Iechyd da

>>68581708
I think it's the Russians again now.

>>68581740
I wish we'd go isolationist desu.

File: 1480709819024.jpg (16KB, 340x280px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 340x280px

>>68581660
FOY

>>68581768
It would be very painful.

>>68581672
Kidding, kidding. I love England. Dunno why. :(

>>68579873
Nice coalition lmao

>>68573399
Neither. They are both great in their own way.

We are brothers the same for the past 100 years. It's a love-hate.

too bad there isn't a single white person posting under a french flag on /int/

>>68573399
Fuck anglos.

>>68573399
why are we debating this? France already surrendered

English people are adorably retarded/inbred. French people are cunts.

File: 1479940557558.png (2MB, 1660x934px)

2MB, 1660x934px

>>68581821
good lad

File: 1468194203427.jpg (438KB, 1500x1000px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 1500x1000px

>>68582015

>>68581028
Sacrebleu! France basically created England and English language.

>>68581834
Nice defeat lmao

>>68582163
*and tried to culturally genocide the English language
ftfy

File: JamesVI.jpg (152KB, 536x709px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 536x709px

>>68582163
Good thing the unconquered liberated them :^)

>>68582080
Thanks.

>>68582015
6
0
%

>>68582193
Sounds pretty rude

>>68582193
PROOF?

>>68573399
My granny is French so I am strictly neutral in this debate.

>>68582260
filthy half breed

>>68582237
It's why English has so many French loanwords.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_conquest_of_England#Language

>>68582260
FILTHY N'WAH

File: French_Woman_Welcomes_British_Troops.jpg (42KB, 500x380px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 500x380px

>>68582280
She was an honourable war bride of the victorious anglo liberator.

>>68573885
lolno

>>68582336
she was probably an honorable war bride of the 3rd Reich too

>>68582193
>*and tried to culturally genocide the English language
You mean by not bothering learning it and you guys feeling so insecure about your language that you started trying to speak French?
What a genocide, I hate France now

>>68582522
Delete this right now leafboy

File: bad-teeth-shane_macgowan.jpg (19KB, 204x285px)

19KB, 204x285px

>>68583018
sure right after you get your teeth fixed

>>68583393
He's Irish and I'm not English.

>>68583573
awh shit sorry Mohammed

seriously? how can you tell?

>>68583697
You are being very rude.

>>68583714
I'm sorry friend