So, according to you guys, we... >don't celebrate Easter

not just a dick
a fuckin dick

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Clap in airplanes

>>68570830
thanks for clarifying, Pedro

be american
get shot

>>68570804
>>have daily shootings
>>shart in the mart
>>suck dicks
>>and are fat
All true

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>giving euro/australian shitposters the attention they crave

remember the tipping

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>>68570804
you forgot about how you

>put salt and pepper in the fridge
>put your shoes in the cupboard
>shower with your socks on
hahahah

>>68570804
Well all memes aside, a large portion (no pun intended) of the American population is overweight and multiple people do get shot every day in the US.

So those two at least are fairly reasonable to post.

>>68570368
>suck dicks
Well, this is a new one. Proofs?

why do americans microwave there water?

>>68570982
Where do you guys get this shit? I'm seriously wondering.
>>68570994
>Overweight
Only a bit more so than other 1st world countries. Besides, the fatties never leave their home except to go to walmart.
>Shootings
That's mainly in the poor urban communities.

>>68571054
they LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY can't afford electric kettles

this is NOT a meme

>>68571142
We just don't drink tea.
Many who do use coffee pots.

>>68571175
ameripoors

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>fat
More like obese pham.

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>>68571142
>>68571201
>drinking water with leaves steeped in it because you're too poor to afford milk or beer
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>68571269
so do you own one of the the most basic kitchen appliances or don't you?

>>68571235
He's just bulking I swear.

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>>68570804
>>don't celebrate Easter
>>have daily shootings
>>shart in the mart
>>suck dicks
>>and are fat

3 of these apply to me

>>68571307
Yes, I own a coffee pot, a microwave, and a toaster for counter top appliances. As does every American.
I don't own a damn rice cooker because I'm not Japanese, and I don't own a kettle because I'm not a Kiwi or Brit.

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>>68571362
>I don't own a rice cooker
this can't be real holy shit

>>68571351
You have daily shootings, suck dick, and shart in the mart?

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>>68571362
>I don't own a damn rice cooker
>americookers

>>68571402
>so fucking poor he has to eat rice
lmao
NZ would be fucking done if America stopped sending them rice to eat.

>>68571480
>ameripoor calling others poor
literally can't make this shit up

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>>68571402
>italian """"""world class cooking"""""
>put rice in a machine and wait 4 hours

>>68571425
>>68571402
In all seriousness I would love to make some rice based dishes, but Rice cookers are like $200 here because they are all imported.

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>>68571522
>ameriquotes

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>>68571537
>Rice cookers are like $200

>>68571362
Literally everyone has a kettle man, maybe is just you. Check with your friends.

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>you literally have to pay to hold your baby

>>68570804
>What's next?
You give up evolutionism

>>68571521
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median_income

:^)

>>68571589
Coffee pots can be used to boil water too though. My friend drinks a lot of tea, and that's what he uses.
>>68571586
Are they cheaper there or something? Only ones I ever see in stores are at least 100 to 130, and usually there is only one or two to choose from. Only place with more are Asian food stores, and those ones go up to 300.

why do americans insult saying "kiss my ass?"
i mean, do you like habing someone licking your asshole?
its so gay

>>68571659
>Are they cheaper there or something?
You don't need to buy a rice cooker to make rice m8. It's one of the simplest things in life. It's cooking 101. You can make it in any pot.

>>68571659
Google says £15-20 so like $30

>>68571643
We'd have to accept it in the first place.

>>68571748
I'm a lazy college student. I prefer to make meals as easily as possible.
Cooking a 5 pound bag of rice on the stove top just seems like more work than it's worth to me.
>>68571749
Feel kind of ripped off then.

>>68571412

I do one of those , yes.

>>68571791
>Cooking a 5 pound bag of rice
Or like, maybe just try a cupful.

>>68571791
Why would you cook 2,5 kilos. You make a smaller portion. Jesus how did they even accept you in that college.

>>68571793
I'm guessing it's suck dick then, right faggot fairy?

>>68571827
I mean I'm not going for cooking.
>>68571808
I would rather cook it all in one go, and be done with it. Leftovers are my life blood.

>>68571655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Poverty_Index
17th out of 19

Is it true you guys get penis inspections when you go to movie theaters?

>>68572000
yes, we don't want to caught with Kinder eggs up our urethrae.

>>68570847
Yo we do actually after safe landing lel

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>>68570804
ride walmart scooters because you don't have legs