>go to Denmark >order a beer

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>mfw czech intellectuals cant even get their memes right

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>go to America
>order a beer

>>68565042
>>68565108
I'm so confused.

>>68565042
thats our meme

>>68565185
>spill small foamy beer in Netherlands
>country floods

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>>68565108
>Go to Austria
>Order beer.
>Yfw Sharia Law does not allow that

>nobody noticing the fact that Denmark is literally Netherlands 2

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>go to America
>order a beer
>bartender just pisses into a red cup

>>68565108
Is it true Austria has some dope gun laws and you don't need a license to buy certain types of guns?

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>>68565405
>Go to Britain
>Enter Mosque
>Wash your face and hands because Beer is not halal

>>68565377
Except the Danes aren't insufferable twats

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>>68565482
>go to america
>literally can't tell where the mexican border is

>>68565487
Do you know what they do for fun in Denmark? They play bingo, I kid you not.

>>68565487
You know fuck all

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>>68565529
>Go to London
>Mayor prays at Mosques everyday

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>>68565625
>go to america
>kenyan in the white house for 8 years

>>68565543
Why do so many girls in your country do porn? How does it feel you'll never get, IF you ever get, a pure gf?

>>68565487
this

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>>68565724
Because Czechs in general don't give a fuck about people.

>how does it feel

It doesn't

>>68566005
Neat

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>>68565405

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>>68565686
>go to England
>no masculinity to be found for miles

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>a beer with a rather small volume?

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>>68568693
>a beer with an unusually large head?

Whatever you do, DO NOT order shots in an American bar

>go anywhere outside France
>you know you left the most important country of the western civilisation

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>>68568862

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>>68568862
Trust France to come along and ruin the thread...

ITT : beer bellies

>>68565405
>go to England
>order a beer
>have to wait 2 minutes for the bartender to microwave it

>>68568862
Fuck you Jean-Marc
Don't fucking reply you're making a fool of us

also

>fuck you silly non-frenchs

>>68570397
>go to the US
>order a beer
>wait for barkeeper to pull out his dick and pee in the glass

>>68570432
see
>>68565405

>go to America
>order a pizza

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Obligatory

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>>68570521

don't go to germany
instead go to pee
pee is the place where they live
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i peed myself it is so funny

>go to Brazil
>pretend to be white

>>68570587
>>68570589
good posts

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>>68570548
>>68570521
>uhhhhh, hey, could you get me a circular runny puddle of defrosted cum and artificial cheese consisting of 95% bovine hormone disease and high-fructose corn syrup?
>say no more, my good man

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>>68565377
Other way around Ahmed :^)

>go to the US
>Walk into a pub
>Lay my briefcase down on the bar
>Open it up and take out my pint glass
>Room suddenly goes quiet, I can feel bewildered eyes on me
>"Hello landlord," I say
>"I'll have a pint of your finest beer"
>Bartender looks physically shaken
>"A-a what?"
>"I said I'd like a pint of your finest beer", I said with a smirk spreading across my face.
>You can feel the tension in the room
>Surely he's not going to drink an ENTIRE one of those glasses in one sitting?!
>The bartender starts to object but falls silent as I slap down a $250 bill on the counter
>Sweat streaking down his face the bartender stuffs the note into his pocket and scurries around the back
>He comes out, with 10 crates of tiny Yankee cans of Budweiser™
>Hands shaking he starts pouring can after can after can into my mighty pint glass
>He has to go around the back two more times to bring up more crates
>After 45 minutes of pouring and a small mountain of cans the glass is full
>All eyes on the bar are on me as take hold of the pint and lift it to my lips
>*Gulp*gulp*
>"Ahh...ahh no way...NO WAY DUDE, NO WAY!!!"
>*gulp*gulp*
>Bar breaks into a panic, people start firing off their revolvers into the air in excitement
>*gulp*gulp*
>bartender feints, other Yanks are howling now
>I take a final, long slurp of the sharp, piss yellow Bud™ as I down my pint
>Other patrons are in awe, wondering how on earth I can drink so much alcohol so quickly and still be standing
>wipe off my mouth
>Leave another $250 note for a tip and walk out the door
>Get shot

>>68565377
>>68570799
You're literally just Swamp-Germans and I dunno, Lego Germans?

>>68570690
>believing the muh evil corporations injecting autism into the meat and high fructose corn syrup is bad meme

>>68571364
Nah dude, it just tastes like shit.

I've eaten your chocolate, you can't fool me.

>>68571364
you are aware that growth hormone abuse and the excessive use of high fructose corn syrups are genuine problems in your country ?

>>68571441
but have you eaten our pizza?

>>68571639
Yeah.

Not as good at Italian. Stick with burgers, steaks, and cornbread.

>>68571670
we have a large variety of pizza. im sure you could find something that you love

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>>68571289
Whatever you say Muhammed.

>>68571243

good one, lad

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>>68565487

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>>68571243
NO BULLY

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>>68571243

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>>68571243

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>>68565042
>>68565259

>>68571243
>pint of beer
Written by an American, 2/5

>>68575421
britshariahs order beer in pints, genghis

>>68575506
>beer

>>68566005
who is this boner condoner

>>68575521
we call it beer m8

we call ale beer and lager lager
but we also call lager beer sometimes too lol

>>68575521
I wouldn't ask for an ale in the US. That's just confuse them even further.

>>68565042
Geez M8, if I wanted that much head I'd have gone to your mum not your pub.