Həlo /int/, wʊd ju prəfər Jf JŋglJʃ wəz rJtən fənɛtJkli?

>>68560097
Yeah but then we would have to decide on which accent is the "correct" accent to base the spellings off of

>>68560172
əmɛrəkənz kʊd yus əmɛrəkən fənɛtJk ælfəbɛt, wJð riǰənəl vɛriənts
kamənwɛlθ rɛlmz kʊd jus Jntərnæʃənəl fənɛtJk ælfəbɛt, wJð vɛriənts

O Dæni bɔj, ðə pajps, ðə pajps ar kɔlJŋ
frəm glɛn tu glɛn, ænd dawn ðə mawntən sajd.
ðə səmərz gɔn, ænd ɔl ðə rozəz falJŋ,
Jts ju, Jts ju məst go ænd aj məst bajd.

Bət kəm ji bæk wɛn səmərz ən ðə mɛdo,
ɔr wɛn ðə væliz həʃt ænd wajt wJð sno
J'ts ajl bi hJr ən sənʃajn ɔr ən ʃædo,—
O Dæni bɔj, o Dæni bɔj, aj ləv ju so!

Bət Jf ju kəm, wɛn ɔl ðə flawərz ar dajJŋ,
ænd aj æm dɛd, æz dɛd aj wɛl me bi,
jul kəm ænd fajnd ðə ples wɛr aj æm lajJŋ,
ænd nil ænd se æn "Avé" ðɛr fɔr mi.

Ænd aj ʃæl hJr, ðo saft ju trɛd əbəv mi,
ænd ɔl maj grev wJl wɔrmər, switər bi,
fɔr ju wJl bɛnd ænd tɛl mi ðæt ju ləv mi,
ænd aj wJl slip ən pis əntJl ju kəm tu mi!

Far superior to regular English

>>68560421
>yus
>nat jus

Am I supposed to be able to read/understand this

>>68561300
I understood this with no problem
you're retarded

>>68561300
Yes, if I do and you don't, you have failed your language.

>>68561353
>>68561383
autism

>>68561524
microcephaly

>>68561524
Jnbrɛd rətard ivən, ðə əmɛrəkənz gɛt Jt

what the fuck is this

>>68561825
some weird autistic shit
apparently we're supposed to be able to read it

I'd be cool with it if less ugly, and more uniform symbols were used

Maybe somebody could develop a syllabary or pseudosyllabary for english

>>68564440
>syllabary
that would be 25 consonant sounds times 24 vowel sounds, or 600 different graphemes.

>>68565014
More like 15k

>>68565219
oh shit, i forgot about multiple consonants.

>>68565356
We should still do it though
Maybe have them look like old english germanic runes, maybe some greek aesthetic influence too

>>68561300
>>68561524

nigger

>>68560097
I agree with the logic in making English orthography better reflect the pronunciation, but English is a pluricentric language and there are way too many different forms.

It'd end up being like reverse Chinese, where everyone can understand each other when they speak, but not in written form.

>>68565865
This

the only solution is to write English via hanzi

>>68561049
Is this scottish or some shit?