>go to Japanese restaurant
>gf talking to me about some dumb shit
>bored as fuck so I poke my chopsticks into the asshole of the little octopuses
You guys have got to try this
>>68560012
>I poke my chopsticks into the asshole of the little octopuses
>>68560065
What? It's fucking hilarious
>>68560012
Gonna try this, thanks
>>68560012
>ew that's weird, you eat the octupusses
>no I poke their assholes
>>68560012
bullshit, no one on 4chan has a gf
>>68560754
I have one!
Its ur mum
>>68560754
Just imagine I said mommy instead of gf
I fucking hate cunts like you OP, who treat foreign food as a plaything. I took my sister to a Japanese restaurant last year and she spent the entire meal unpeeling the Nori seaweed from the sushi then painting it with pink nail polish and shouting drunk 'ITS BLUSHING BECAUSE THE SEA WEED!'. fucking childish bitch. I hate people like you and her.
>>68561184
tell me more about your sister britbong
>>68561184
wee all over her lad
The chink chef probably cooked those things alive.
>>68560646
Very underrated post
15/10 KEKED A LOT.