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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>68546665
Do you love Korea?
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Join the dark side Mayuyu, you belong here.
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
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>>68546665
乙
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is the an equivalent expression in Japanese to indicate shitposting?
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>>68546665
今気づいたけどPrevious Threadのリンクが間違ってる
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>>68546665
乙ップ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU5m_nb70wM
THREAD THEME
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>>68546745
糞レス
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>>68546790
Why!?
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do NOT post my nipple
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>>68546946
Cherry Crush
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>>68546983
That is The.F's nipple I think
Thank you for not posting mine
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>>68547040
That's not F's but yours.
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STRAIGHT OUTTA TOKYO
CRAZY MOTHAFUCKA NAMED THAI FLAG
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>>68547061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BE95qqkTc0
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Where is a female's nipple?
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>>68547106
prove it then (´・ω・｀)
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>>68547136
H-how? (´・ω・｀)
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空耳〜 ア〜ワ〜
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrF5qZqVvk
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>>68547162
By posting yours (｀・ω・´)b
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>>68546840
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>>68547106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmfqpOGzOhI
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>>68546688
i dislike Korea except 韓狐苦
>>68546745
糞レス
>>68546983
報告
報告
いそいそ
まあ、
んなことはしてないけど
グロ禁止
>>68547168
なるほど中盤で死ぬな、それ
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>>68547231
You say like "other japanese killed korean, so I hate all Japanese. Apologize for WW2."
You are a racist.
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>>68547048
天一はドロドロ過ぎるけど嫌いでは無いよ。
焼津があったからだね。遠洋漁業の町だからね。
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I prefer pork to beef.
Which meat do you like?
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>>68547351
Fuck Korea
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>>68547355
C'mon. I need a pic for my new years card.
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>>68547447
関西では単に肉と言えば
牛肉
肉じゃがもちろん牛肉
ちなみに
関東で云う「肉まん」は「豚まん」やで
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>>68547447
Have you ever had horse meat?
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>>68547508
use this
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ユリー!!! on ice が大好き?
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>>68547628
not as festive as your nipple.
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>>68547599
馬刺しは旨いで
>>68547628
そやな
西欧では、クリスマスと正月一緒くたやもんな
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>>68547599
No, I want to try it though.
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>mfw a bluepill af person starts chatting bare lies about japan, and I have no choice but to redpill him on japs and their lies
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>>68547667
面白いの?
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>>68547715
That is true
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>>68547747
とても面白いよ(´・ω・`)
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that good feel when that good feel
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>>68547667
ワイの娘が大好き
あーBLにはまる年頃
泣きたい
(;ωq｀)
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父「窓ガラス曇ってるな」
母「白内障じゃない?」
父「違うってここ汚れてるんだよここのとこほら」
母「最近拭いてないからねえ、でも白内障ならはやく治療した方がいいみたいよ」
父「いや、だから白内障の話今してないって!!!ここ汚れてるって話だろうが今!!!ここ!」
母「なんなの!!!!もう!!!!いっつも急に怒鳴って!!」
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>>68547856
娘を腐らすなんて親失格よ(´・ω・｀)
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We will die because of an earthquake and our efforts will be in vain before we learn a new language
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>>68547599
I do
I had used to hate having horse meat because that tastes sucks. But I realized I just didn't know the right way to eat it.
Horse meat sashimi with soysauce and ginger go with the beer
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>>68547814
ちょっと「2分でわかるユーリ!!! on ICE」ニコニコで観てくる
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>>68547838
peru ,you should stay away from the happy pills, they're no good for you
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>>68547747
これを見て悟れ
>>68547901
それは霊です
某健康情報サイト
>>68547985
オロオロ(ﾟロﾟ;))((;ﾟロﾟ)オロオロ
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>>68548107
なるほど、腐った姪っ子がハマるワケだ
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>>68548031
>>68547838
lol
Both of you are not good for us
くたばれjunkies
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METAL GEAR HUH?
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>>68548031
I will never ever agree with the thai poster except now
He is fucking right
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>>68548268
>me
>junkie
KEK jap I could bench press you for reps
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ユーリおんアイス
じゃないけど
羽生って、gayだよな?
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>>68548418
「一見ネコっぽいけど、このこはタチだねぇ」って誰か言ってた
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>>68548418
yuri on ice is not gay
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why do japanese come here instead of 2ch
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>>68544263
バッテリー切って今レスする
過猶不及
誠実なことは美徳だけど、過ぎると毒になる
怠惰さの極端にニートがいるのなら
誠実さの極端にはあなたがいる
ニートもあなたも幸福ではない
正解は極端の間にあります
怠惰 余裕 誠実 過労
このスペクトラムでいい事だけ取りましょう。
果物のように、美味しいもんは中身
怠惰 「余裕 誠実」 過労
説教ごめんなさい
でもグルメとかしてるのなら良かった
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>>68548617
It's pretty gay.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0twahcMCgss
THREAD THEME
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>>68548031
>thai poster is worried about peru.
I wonder why you guys get along well.
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>>68548720
燃え尽き症候群と鬱の話と似てるね
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>>68548773
敵の敵は味方
dumb jap
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組み立てたけど醜すぎるwww
やはり9000円は仕方ないのか
でも楽だから良いよww
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When someone introduce himself to you do you memorize his name as just as it sound or you memorize it later meaning? I think all Japanese names have meaning right?
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peru is patrician-tier t bh
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>>68548997
He used to be a top dog, I would've been down to roll with him way back when.
But his trip to china ruined him, now all he does is whine about gook females not wanting his brown dick, I want old peru back
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>>68548742
it was a good luck charm
not gay
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は、始まりましょう・・・
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>>68549186
ok
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>>68549375
haven't you done this with your platonic friends?
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>>68549423
Oh yeah now that you mention it I buy matching 700 euro wedding rings for my bros all the time. And we slide them onto each other's fingers just like in that webm. You're right, Anon. It's not gay.
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>watching gay anime shit
really?
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Abe is shitty lefty liberal
Japan is filled with extreme lefties
You never believe though
>>68549328
shart font
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>>68549604
>>>/int/djt
we don't like animemes around these parts
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>>68549612
it's the windows default
normally I'm on linux
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>>68549604
Excuse me, Anon. I assure you that I only watch the most heterosexual anime shit.
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I wonder why I'm still a virgin
I got a girl to stay with me and sleep in my bed, I met several other girls but they never wanted to fuck me
I'm not a beta anymore, I can talk to girls
I think I was too shy and didn't ask her to fuck me or maybe she just used me to get a free night in a hotel
We were almost naked I touched every part of her but we didn't have sex
Maybe it's my brain telling me I should wait for my gf to do such a special thing
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皆さんお休み〜
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>>68550157
maybe they didn't like water
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>>68550430
shouldn't you be protesting in the streets, kim?
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>>68548845
味方の味方は?
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Fuck Japanese is hard. I got a big confidence boost from learning kana and reaching 200 kanji, but when I tried to translate something other than Tae Kim I realized that I virtually know nothing at all. I have a feeling this is going to be the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
endblogpost
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I have question for you japs, regarding legality of japanese pornography.
According to article 175 Criminal Code of Japan, distributing such things are banned, yet why theres so many JAV or porn book being sold freely?
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>>68550931
Just translate fun things instead of trying to learn properly
Tae Kim doesn't teach you to shitpost
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>>68550787
Do you want a hafu niece or nephew?
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>>68550931
Japanese is mirrored English. You need to know this.
I realized that I know nothing at all
全然 / 何も / 分からない / と言う事に / 気づいた
at all / anything / do not know / that / realized
subject I is omitted and assumed
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>>68550931
piece of cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O13UvjmTFM
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>>68551220
This. I read japanese backward when the sentence is too long and I don't understand.
Are you able to think in english since it's all reversed korean m8?
For me I need to translate into my head when the sentence is really long, so I speak really slowly.
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I realized I do not know anything at all
全然 / 何も / 分からない / と / 気づいた
at all / anything / do not know / that / realized
realized that I do not know anything at all [mirror] at all anything do not know that realized
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>>68551393
it was hard at first but now it is easy once i got used to it
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えっちしたい
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Japanese is mirrored English. You need to know this.
In Japan, it's common to be gay, because when mirrored, you're not gay, and vice versa.
I am not gay.
めちゃくちゃゲイです
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>>68550955
Anyone?
Fuck, i need real nihonjin here.
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>>68551464
Ey du Hurensohn, es bringt nix mich zu ignorieren
Ich werd dir ein Geschwisterchen machen und du kannst nichts dagegen tun
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>>68551564
我慢しろ犯罪者め
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>>68552097
I thought there would be a real nihonjin here, they lied.
Fuck this shit, im moving to Chinese law instead.
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>>68551564
えっちしよう
この写真は君でしょ?
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>>68552381
don't worry about me
thanks for caring
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>>68552443
T-Thank you.
Your memories make me stronger...
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>>68552381
その表情はどんな気分を示してる?
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煤払い頑張ってねみんな
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>>68553291
>苦しくったって 悲しくったって
>コートの中では 平気なの
>だけど 涙が出ちゃう 女の子だもん
って感じ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xfBA9Q6A6o
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>>68546665
Can japanese read chinese writing or at least get the gist of it?
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>>68553659
I'm Korean and I can't read Japanese
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女子の毛無し腋が好きです
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**ニッポンがSUKI**
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If a Japanese football player came and massaged my balls and I got an erection
would that mean I'm cheating on my gf? I mean I'm not interested in Japs so the erection is only caused by the massage
asking because a Jap girl asked me to massage my balls yesterday
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>>68554997
no, even if she gives you a happy ending its still not cheating because youre paying for the service
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>>68555166
maybe you're right
but the only person whose opinion is important to me is my gf's
I don't think a kissless virgin can say what is considered cheating
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このドイツの豚はキモ過ぎるわね
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誰もいねえな
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おーーーーーい聞こえてんのか馬鹿どもが笑い
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世界で一番飯がうまいのはアジアだわ
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>>68557425
お寿司はうまいんだね
うちはたいてい中国人が作ってるけど
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>>68554658
剃り残し
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>>68557763
中国人が握った寿司は食えないわ
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>>68557425
アジアと日本に行くことがないので、残念ながら今まだ知っていない。
皆、どんな外国では外食をすることがあるか?一番好きなところがあるか?
僕はイタリアとアメリカとベルりギとイギリスとアルゼンチンとチリとスペインなどに外食することがあるでも、一番が好きなレストランがないらしい。
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>>68558189
まあ日本人のほうがいいけど結局は味が同じだな
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>>68558276
ケンタッキーか中華か焼き肉くらいかな
中華でよく行くのは眠眠ってとこで中国人がやってるんだけど滅茶苦茶うまい
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>>68558390
味覚ガイジだと大変だよな
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I think the reason why I haven't asked a girl to have sex with me is because I have a micro penis
I know most women would find it weird. I can't do anything against it
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>>68558390
違うと思う 中国人が握った寿司はすぐ腐りそう
便所行っても手洗ってないだろうし
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>>68558586
マックを忘れないであげて
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>>68558652
またお前か
>>68558700
まだ生きてるので大丈夫だろう
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>>68558865
>またお前か
どういうこと?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQR4MbPkHw
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>>68558966
俺をガイジガイジと連呼してる日本国旗がいる
人違いか
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>>68558865
症状がないだけでそのうち癌になって死ぬよ
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>>68559093
支那人はがん細胞だってことか
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>>68559033
ほかの人にも言われてるとかそれもうガチガイジじゃねえか
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まあ何もしなくてもみんな放射能で癌になって死ぬんだけどね
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>>68559326
少子高齢化対策だぞ
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日本の乳製品は糞まずい、
ホルスタイン種っていう生産量重視の品種からしか牛乳作ってないから、
そもそも東京の奴らはまずいものしか食ってない、
ジャガイモでも君たちインカのめざめとか食べてないでしょ?w北海道の人はメイクイーンとか食べないよ?w、
とここの管理人が言ってた。
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>>68546665
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>>68559560
ひろゆきはカップラーメンで満足してるイメージしかないけどグルメなんかな
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Can someone help me? What the fuck is this guy trying to tell me with that 世界 starting message?
I'm a beginner in Japanese and google couldn't help me out with that either.
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>>68546665
What's the difference between hiragana and kangI? Because I've been learning this but not sure which it is
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>>68559891
Hiragana is the nicest guy you've ever met.
Kanji is the twisted fucking psychopath.
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>>68559802
パリ在住らしいからね。
宮廷御用達のバゲットが数百円で買えるとか、
こっちだと2000円以上するバターが300円くらいで買えるとか、
パリの食事を楽しんでそうだったぞ
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>>68559196
中国人は不潔なイメージ
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>>68559891
Hiraganas are letters, like an alphabet.
Kanjis are symbols, like little tiny pictograms.
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>>68560046
それはほんと
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>>68559891
Kanji stand for a meaning and a sound.Hiragana and Katakana stand only for a sound.
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>>68560154
hiragana are the sounds
kanji are the words
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I like watching romantic movies with losers but I hate it too
I think it's unfair but then I realize it's a movie and it would never happen in real life
Girls only like tall guys with big dicks
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>>68560154
ありかあとう anon :)
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>>68560382
>>68560389
>>68560415
^this to you guys as well (I took me ages to type thanks on a Japanese keyboard on my phone feelsbadman)
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>>68560036
前に日本でポケモンGOやってるとこ盗撮されてたけどパリにいるのか
相変わらず適当だな
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もし質問があればご遠慮なく
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>>68560036
うちのパン屋なら一本140円
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ウナギイヌ
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>>68560704
Avez-vous un ami noir ?
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When did you realize you will die as a lonely virgin?
Me: 2 minutes ago when I saw my gf liked the picture of some white guy on facebook
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>>68561015
Je n'ai pas d'amis, encore moins des noirs.
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>>68561042
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>>68561042
>my gf
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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>>68561042
Oh, now I regret posting that picture, if that's how it made you feel...
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>>68561178
it wasn't you but he looks russian or some other subhuman european country
ugliest person I've ever seen. he has that stupid gay hitler youth haircut too
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>>68560938
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>>68561346
Sounds like your life has turned into the plot for a netorare doujin.
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>>68561346
lol what a cuck
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>>68561346
She's exactly into that look
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>>68561346
>subhuman european country
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Peru has it worth, she knows him and decided to take a different guy
I've only met my gf for a minute but when I date her next year she will forget that guy
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>>68561818
aka Eastern Europe
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>>68561042
Didn't you fuck her?
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>>68561975
in my dreams every night
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>>68561818
>Peru thinks he is human
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>>68561877
if slavs are subhumans then how they were strong and smart enough to kill the god of the white race aka hitler ?
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>>68562616
because Hitler wasn't real
he was hired by the US government to clear Europe from jews and then give them a reason to invade and control them
But the Russians realized what America planned and striked back
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>>68562616
They completely failed attacking a country tiny in comparison to them
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>>68562224
How old are you? why can't you fuck her?
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>>68562913
She's an imaginary gf
Please don't respond to him, he is mentally insane
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If I were a prime minister I would promote race mixing.
Half people are not very rare but they are still minority.
By increasing the number of half, they will be less bullied.
Eventually, mixed Japanese will be called as Japanese and what we call Japanese now will be called as Primitives.
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>>68562913
she lives in Korea
next year I will date her
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>be me
>decide to check a japanese restaurant that opened recently in town
>prepare a few cool phrases to show off your power level
>get in the car and drive to the restaurant full of expectations
>arrive at the restaurant and circle around it
>there're two entrances and can't decide which one to take
>finally decide to enter from the right entrance because hungry as fuck
>it's half past noon but there's already a lot of people
>start spilling spaghetti
>finally a waiter notices you
>"what do you need?"
>you hear the other employees busily talking in the kitchen
>none of them speaks a single japanese word
>they are all chinese... working in a japanese restaurant
>disappointed as fuck
>take the menu and order random crap because you know it's gonna be shit anyway
>everything is fish-based so you expect the worst
>the food is finally ready
>pay and get out fast
>finally back at home
>take the containers out of the bag and place them on the table
>everything looks like the kid's meal at mcdonald's
>the sushi roll slices are dry as fuck and salty as hell it almost makes you puke
>there's a strange dish with salmon and rice and with some green mustard-like blob on the side
>there's a lot of it
>wonder if you really ordered this dish or there was a mistake in the orders
>decide to try it anyway because it cannot possibly be worse than the salty dry sushi
>take a spoon half of rice and half with the green mustard-like blob and put it in your mouth
>...
>cry a lot
>the nose is running
>spit a lot
Worst day of the year.
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Does Japan love Ireland?
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>>68563491
no, bugger off
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>>68563491
only guness
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>>68563145
Won't quadroons become the new hafus? And then octoroons become the new quadroons after that?
I fear we may get trapped in a vicious feedback loop, nihonjin.
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>>68563413
I was in love with an Italian girl in high school
I asked her out one day and she said no
she said because of her parents but it was a lie
2 months later she dated an ugly guy who was 2 years older
That's when I first realized girls are assholes and only want tall guys with big dicks
all white girls are like that. some korean girls, like my gf, are different though
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Half don't become the perfect white.
We don't need Asian blood at all, and don't need losers blood, too.
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>>68563529
ok
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let's say I go to japan
how do I get a japanese gf when I'm there?
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>>68563714
do you believe I'd fall for the same pasta twice?
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>>68563491
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>>68563958
it's a true story
that was the moment I realized it's not worth getting hurt by a bitch
find your perfect gf and marry her and only her. If she doesn't like you, kill yourself or life your life as a lonely virgin
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>>68563935
just hit on girls.
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>>68563935
Be a nice person (Japanese girls like that), call them cute and don't tell racist jokes (except about Koreans).
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>>68564138
>just b urself
thanks mate
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おはよう
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>>68564157
>except about Koreans
Why are jap so racists?
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>>68563491
I love irish music
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>>68563935
buy one it.
about 20k yen is enough.
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>>68564157
Girls don't understand racist jokes at all.
Don't do that and just talk about fashion and popular music.
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アイルランドといえばコリン・ファレル
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こんにちは。
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>>68564293
マジかよ
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>>68564252
>Why are jap so racists?
Nihonjins are too cute to be racist.
>>68564407
I'm not sure it's advisable to talk about fashion - you may give off the wrong kinda vibe.
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>>68564407
once I told a racist joke about eating dogs to a Korean girl
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>>68564553
こんにちは!
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>>68564594
タダマンしたら訴えられるからな
諭吉二枚くらい握りしめとけば大丈夫
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>>68564604
I made female friends with that way at university tho.
They love to talk fashion, music and sweets.(and sometimes exams and arbeit)
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How do Japanese people feel about having an incfredibly inefficient language for speaking?
https://www.tofugu.com/japanese/why-do-japanese-people-talk-so-fast/
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>>68564974
>incredibly
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>>68554658
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>>68564731
かしこまりました。
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Is there a faster way of saying ーたことがある or なければならない?
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How do you close the gap between JLPT3 and JLPT2 ?
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一月のドイツってどのくらい寒いんだろう
年明けに行こうと思ってる
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I've masturbated to kanadjin and rila fukushima several times
I'm a virgin
I like American girls almost as much as Korean girls
when I was a child I killed our cat by poisoning it with paint
What are your dark secrets?
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>>68565210
したことある
しなきゃ(いけない)
You can make them even shorter depending on the local dialect.
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>>68565292
Use study materials specifically geared towards N2.
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>>68565478
どうも!
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>>68564553
おはよ
>>68564594
Remmyちゃんも
おはよ
>>68564838
何人できたの
そのうち、何人とエッチできたの?
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>>68565210
せなあかん
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>>68565519
Thanks.
I'm going to fight against kanji.
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>>68565444
I was an ephebophile until I had sex with women.
I also fuck prostitutes and go on trips to South-East Asia where I have sex with 2 or 3 every day for 2 or 3 weeks, then I come home and do it all again 6 months later. To fuel me for these binges I inject myself in the buttocks with steroids.
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>>68565160
そっちのフランス美女で良いじゃん
隣のドイツも良い
何でわざわざ日本なの
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>>68565717
you're a kisess virgin
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>>68565575
関西では
サ変動詞の命令形｢しろ!｣は
｢せｰ｣
早くしろ→はよせー
となるの
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>>68565811
Stop projecting.
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>>68565743
it is because he don't deserve them.
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>>68565814
関西は日本じゃないから外国語を教えちゃダメよ
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>>68565743
フランスの女の子はとてもいいですよ。
別に差別しません。
>>68565823
Dude, look at the birthrate in your country, do you deserve your own women?
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>You learn Japanese with Kansai dialect
>some Japanese speak like that.
>the exam say it is wrong because it is Kansai dialect.
Language test seems shit.
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>>68565996
>別に差別しません。
アラブ人をみつけた
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Am I cuck for fapling to pics of my gf?
I know you hate me but I can understand it
I'm posting about my gf who is not related to Japan so you hate me
It's ok, it hurts but it's alright because I still like you and Japan
Good night, friends
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>>68565996
Africa?
i wanna german qts desu.
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>>68565996
>do you deserve your own women?
No, Japanese girls love good looking guys.
Unfortunately I'm not. so I can't have a gf.
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>>68565996
>birthrate
its a bit an improvement now.
but many japanese womens hasnt attractive. so i wanna foreigners some girls yet.
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>>68566405
hey, I know I've said all women are assholes but it's not true
trust me, you seem like a nice, humble person and there are many girls who would love to be with someone like you
You may think you're ugly, but it's not true. People don't care about looks if you're together with them long and enough and are a good person
don't give up, you will find your love one day
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>>68566571
sure, your right.
i dont give up. learn english.
untill i getting german qts.
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>>68566051
あかんでぇー
まあ、おにゃのこをエッチに誘って
｢そんなんゆーたらあかんでぇー｣
と紅潮しつつ言うのは
萌える
>>68566154
Never Come here
Koreaboo
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>>68566840
If I were a girl I would fuck you
don't be sad if you don't find a gf, it takes time and patience
i hope you can get a qt white gf one day
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>>68566840
ドイツ女は髭がはえる
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>>68567037
I will come here until I kill myself or marry my gf
I understand that you think I'm annoying but one thing that sets me apart from the other shitposters is that I'm nice
I never insult people or Japan. So please be annoyed, but don't hate me because I like you
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>>68567082
>I would fuck you
its does bad meaing right?
yes, i know. if i get some white qts will need more takes time and patience.
and learn english is hard by japanese.
but because im idiot i dont know "give up".
anyway i wont give up untill get it.
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38 days left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDieau6lYQo
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>>68567442
no, I meant I would have sex with you
you're qt so will get a gf one day. keep practising and be confident
you can do it! 화이팅!
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>>68566571
There might be, but I don't opportunity to meet such girls. I have to live wisely because time resource is limited.
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>>68567612
aha i see.
thank you for good advice. korean gf poster.
i can do it :D
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are internet friends as good as normal friends?
what's the conversion rate? is 2 people you talk to on the internet worth 1 person you talk to over the phone?
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>>68567937
talking on the phone is akward
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Is the Korean political crisis a big deal in Japan? I've never even seen it mentioned in our media until Friday when they voted to impeach her, it was really weird. "In others news, the President of South Korea was impeached today. Now, the soccer results..." No explanation either, like it was just freak weather or something.
Quite a shocking contrast with the Brazilian crisis, they never shut up about that one.
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>>68567937
I've never known people who help men when I'm in trouble. I won't help them as well.
friendship only on internet seems worthless.
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>>68567937
No. I haven't had real friends in years but maybe 1 or 2 internet friends
it's very different. Real friends are much better
Talking to someones face and seeing their emotions is really important
Internet friends are cool if you don't have real ones though
Do you want to be my friend?
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反日タイ国旗女装したけど以外もかわいい??!
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>>68568052
true
>>68568113
also a good point, as a rule people don't go to great lengths to help each other
>>68568174
sure
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>>68568251
it's more horrible than i could have ever imagined
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>>68568288
Great, can I live with you in your apartment?
I want to leave Germany. Don't worry, I have money
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>>68568473
何でドイツを離れたいの
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>>68568535
比較用本版
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>>68568473
>Great, can I live with you in your apartment?
we wouldn't be internet friends then we'd be roommates
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>>68568705
ok, let's be roommates. I will pay your rent
The only thing you have to do is get me dates with Korean girls
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>>68568623
やめてあげて…(´・ω・｀)
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外界人
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>>68567414
>I never insult people or Japan
surely,its true.
however, dont ask us about a Korean woman any more
>>68567937
電話がいいけど、電話は時々出んわ
>>68568090
所詮は対岸の火事だが
あきれて見ている
ただ、隣国だけに
あきれてばかりではいられないのよ
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>>68568820
うんwww
>>
When did he post his photo here?
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>>68568942
/r9k/ told him he is handsome
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今年の漢字が金なのは意味が分からん。
オリンピックの金なんて大したニュースじゃないだろ。
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>>68569047
多分お金が好きなんだよ
>>
戦が始まるぞ
>>
電車やバスの中で空席があっても隣の席が外人だと座ろうとしないのが一般日本人の傾向.英語で話かけられて答えられないと困るという心配が先立つ場合もあるが、特にこれといった理由があるわけでもない.まあ外人に対する意識過剰がそうさせるのだろう.
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>>68569114
ナンパされたらどうしよう…って思う(*´ω｀*)ﾄﾞｷﾄﾞｷ
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>>68568824
It's hard not to talk about someone as beautiful as her
but I will try to limit it to 10 posts about her per day
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>>68569114
電車の席は狭い。外国人は大きい人が多いから隣に座ると狭いんだよ。
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>>68569083
相手は中国ですか?
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>>68569114
外人は体臭があるのと話していてうるさい
>>
うなぎと日本酒
欲しい
>>
how can a woman be so beautiful
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>>68569402
>>
I think dating those girls gave me some hormones
I've been growing my beard since I'm back from Korea and I don't look like 16 anymore
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>>68569402
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>>68568535
>>68568251
日本に来れば騙される馬鹿女もいそうなので
断固上陸阻止したい
>>68569047
>>68569081
~玉
たまたまりん
>>68569083
whenever whenever human being ever
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>>68569114
爺いには席を譲らないのにね
ただ、夏は汗臭いので
近寄りたくない
>>68569170
>>68569453
君がアジア人好きなのは
よくわかったが
韓国のスレで話せばいいのよ
>>68569601
朝から飯テロ
>>
Good night everyone I'm pantsuya the beta
i am legion. i never get laid
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統一教会系の新聞が主催するラノベ公募、応募するべき?なんかキモい
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>>68570253
would still get more Korean girls than you
>>
大阪の駅での突き落とし犯人が捕まった。朝鮮籍の無職男だとさ。
http://www.sankei.com/west/news/161213/wst1612130021-n1.html
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>>68569114
>電車やバスの中で空席があっても隣の席が外人だと座ろうとしない
俺の場合、同じ日本人が隣の席でも座らないな
基本的にパーソナルスペースに入ってほしくない
>>
>>68571082
>男は同駅から逃走した人物と服装などが酷似しており、無銭飲食をした疑いで11日夜、愛知県警に身柄を確保されていた
こいつ無銭飲食もしてんのかよw
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>>68570941
他の出版社にしなよ
触らぬ神にたたり無し
>>
>>68571082
>朝鮮籍の無職男
毎日のように誰かしら犯罪犯してるなあ、どうなってんだ
>>
あいつを引き込めば、あいつを差し出せば
本当に僕の命は助けてくれるのか?
>>
>>68551619
>In Japan, it's common to be gay, because when mirrored, you're not gay, and vice versa.
what did he mean by this
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>>68571972
free narimiya
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>>68571955
いいよ
>>
>大阪市浪速区のJR新今宮駅のホームにいた女性2人が男に突き飛ばされ、うち1人が線路に転落した事件で、殺人未遂の疑いで大阪府警に逮捕された大津市内の無職男(28)=朝鮮籍=が
最悪
朝鮮籍は全員北朝鮮へ送還せよ
>>68571393
>触らぬ神にたたり無し
分からない
易い日本語で頼む
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>>68572052
あんがとうな
ちなみにこんな動画はどう思う
https://youtu.be/6LCWp5TkCZA
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>>68572060
>触らぬ神にたたり無し
めんどうな人たちには関わらないのが一番良いという意味だよ
>>
麻薬服用が何故犯罪なのか理解できない
他人に迷惑をかけるのでもないのに
麻薬販売だけを処罰するべき
>>
peru
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>>68572215
ありがとう
>>
朝から麦茶がぶ飲み
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>>68572147
懐かしい、オフスプリングだっけ
Other MIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKdGtCAa3PQ
>>
I make new
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>>68572394
おねがいします
>>
>>68572227
援助交際、ダフ屋行為、麻薬
この辺は他人に迷惑をかけないのに捕まる
理解できない。
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>>68572355
いいね
>>
new version
>>68572450
>>68572450
>>68572450
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