>be colombiANO >get blown up by naroterrorists >get

>>68540166
>COsta Rica
>white

>>68540391
fuera de mi pais colombiano negro de mierda roñoso.

>>68540457
Qué haces despierto a esta hora ?
o sos de los neets como yo que todavía no se durmieeron ?

>>68540166
nice proxy

el costraricANO señores

>>68540166
>pretend to be first world on the internet
When does this ever happen? Even the silver spooners here just brag about how rich and """""white""""" they are relative to everyone else there because Colombians are classist as fuck.

>>68540166
>get shot by commieterrorists
But the goverment and the guerilla signed a peace treaty, didnt they?

>>68540706
It fell through because of a referendum and Colombian culture being one of endless civil war.

>>68540166
Well, I'm still yet to see a Colombian who claims we're 1st world, however, all those things you mentioned are pretty rare events tbqhwyp

>be thailANO
>get raped by trannies
>get beaten up by muay thai corrupt police
>get robbed by drug addicts
>pretend to be Costa Rica on the internet

>>68540166
>>pretend to be first world on the internet
The only one that does this is the retard from /lat/ that tries to convince everyone that this shithole is not as bad as it really is, and that everything bad said about colombia is just propaganda, exaggerations or bad publicity.

It's the retard that makes the theads about colombian wiminz and that calls everyone who says things he doen't like Camilo or Cristian.

>>68540737
You don't read news? They already got a new one

>>68544867
Serious question. Why does that retard keep shilling your women daily? Is he hoping to get first worlders to move to Colombia? Does he want white people to bleach them in because he is a self hater? Does he take pride in his people and makes so many threads about Colombian qts to show them off? Why does he do it Colombiabro?

>>68545281
As some who has the pleasure to see him grow, he does it out of boredom and self fulfilling prophesy also they bully him and that fucked him to how he is now.

>>68545281
You probably just replied to him and that's why he didn't answered back. He's obsessed with Medellin despite the fact that he's never been outside of his shithole of violent department and hasn't realized yet that basically any other city in the country is better. Regarding the women obsession thing, no one know why he does it, but I'm inclined to think it is out of boredom considering he basically spends all day every single day on this board

>>68545281
ist just another stupid meme thread like the "brown reggaeton shithole" thread, or the "your opinion on Argentina and Argentines", the "can I pass as a local in your country" Mexican, etc.

>>68547696
No, it's not. There's definitely an underlying reason behind

>>68540166
Colombia is better than Thailand.

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>>68540166
Lol, Thailand in charge of bringing the bantz!
btw, this is now a cherrypicked Colombia thread

Chia

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Guatape

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Barichara

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Barranquilla

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Bogota

that's... racist, xenophobic...? i dunno

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Villa de Leyva

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Tayrona Park

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Cabo de la vela (Northernmost tip of South America)

>>68550438
wow <3

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Guatavita lake

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Calima lake

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tatacoa desert

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Salento, Quindio

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Bucaramanga

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Medellin

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Bogota Historic center

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Manizales

Aight, enough for today!

>>68551022
Pls take care of Chapecoense

>>68551231
We'll do, man. I'ts the saddest thing that has happended in decades

>>68549394
yes, autismo.
>>68549420
this.
>>68551231
i cried, fucking sad news man.

>>68551231
fuck Chapecoense

what a bunch of losers who just kick a ball around

>>68540166
it's actually my favorite country after Chile TBQH

>>68540737
>letting your treaties be subject to a referendum
kek

>>68540166
>Costa Poble

Why did they even have a referendrum for that treaty?

>gov't wants peace
>rebels want peace
>impovished rural population who suffers worst from the fighting wants peace
Then why even have a referendrum? Just fucking sign it.

>>68555439
cause the expresident its fucking jealous of it, he tried it and failed and hes a megalomaniac who still got a shitload of supporters so he pushed that claiming that the people didnt agree to that. And oh surprise people didnt go to vote and the fucking brainwashed uribe followers did went and they won. I wanna see that fucker hanged.

>>68556351
So what happens now, are you going to have peace?

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>>68540166
You forgot being the worlds hookers. Your most famous whore the Saudi fucking Sofia Vergara.

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>>68540391
This one is pretty white and was/is a hooker form age 14.

>>68544867
That sounds like Brazilian talk. I respect Colombians for not claiming to be white.

>>68540166
>Be thailandANO
>smell like curry and shit the whole time
>be brown, not even the decent kind
>chinky eyes
>socially retarded
>small dick
>butifel princes

>>68540166
fuck off vajiralongkorn ramalandingdong

They killed one of the best Gringo sex tourism guides Brazil/Colombia/Costa Rica had ever seem - The Medellin Paisa RIP In Peace Sweet Prince.

http://www.expat-chronicles.com/2012/09/noah-goldberg-medellin-colombia-sex-tourism/

>>68557522
as almost always the case, he was not a random innocent victim. he was a crazy guy involved in shady business.

MEDELLIN IS THE BEST CITY IN HISPANOAMERICA
http://www.innovation-cities.com/innovation-cities-index-2015-global/9609

>>68545726
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BOGOTA IS A COMPLETE SHITHOLE ARE YOU JELLY BRO?

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>>68549420

Lol no as a neutral its not even a competition apart from the Colombian woman being much better.

Thailand is much better:

>Food
>Culture
>Cities
>Tourism
>Crime rate

Colombia is more like the Philippines which is just a level below Thailand.

>>68556762
i honestly don't know but im really hoping for the treaty to get done.

>>68560180
lol
u are retarded.

>>68561106
>>68556351
please kys

>>68562456

Not as retarded as that plane that crashed the monkey footballers.

>>68555439
Because it's not peace.

That shit agreement only supposes that Farc got what they have pursued over 50 years: a political platform protected at the expenses of the regular people.

It's now only a matter of time for these retards to vote them into power and for them to start doing their socialist magic: make every sign of wealth and prosperity that once existed disappear.

>>68556762
Hahaha.....

Hell, no! That narcissist fucktard is just lying through his teeth.

Other communist criminal gangs still remain, roaming around and trying to fuck everyone else's life as much as theirs.

And we also need to bring into account the other criminal gangs, also known as bacrim, that inherited the narcotics business from the old cartels, and even the high levels of delinquency that exist in this country.

>>68556910
I really hate how the Colombian media treats this ugly lowlife bitch like some sort of national hero who (should) makes us prideful of being Colombians.

This says a lot about our attitude as society.

>>68564016

Who is more popular James Rodriguez or Sofia?

I see a lot of Colombians worshipping James like some god all the time in the internet.

>>68564345
(Not that anon) They are both very stupid, but people worship James more than the other bitch. People in this shithole only care about football and Reggaetón. We are doomed.

>>68564573
please fucking kys rolo de mierda

>>68563543
How edgy

>>68564573
>Implying I'm rolo just because
I'm from Medellín you dumbass.Did you get hurt because I insulted your shitty music or your shitty idols?

>>68564708
Ups. Fucking mouse. See this >>68564783

>>68560180
except that both Philippines and Thailand are poorer.

also
>t. expert in Colombian culture.

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>>68564770

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>>68540166
That one is the retard

>pretend to be first world on the internet
>>68550356
>>68550396
>>68550438
>>68550471
>Burraquilla
LOL! Barranquilla is a hell's gate. It's a monument to costeño corruption.
Honestly, who planned that "city".
>>68550513
>>68550548
>>68550578
>>68550751

>>68564840
>>68564783
Get the fuck out of my city you fucking rolo

>be Colombian
>have the sexiest women in your country
>rape donkeys

>>68564885
>smug kek
CRINGE

>>68564960
Fuck you, I was born here as well as my parents and grandparents. I bet your parents are from another shithole.

>>68565004
>have the sexiest women in your country
>Sexiest
Not even close, a lot of them look like monkeys or Indians. BTW, the ones that rape donkeys are "Costeños" (the people that live in the Caribbean Sea).

Will Colombia take white refugees when Europe falls?

>>68565004
We're ugly.

No average or above average women would want to have sex with us, so we feel obliged to resort to either anime, rape or sex with donkeys to calm our sexual urges down, because they don't demand consent.

>>68565203
I'd like to marry a sexy swedish milf.

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YELLOW

>>68565203
No.

Go to either South Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Uruguay or Falklands.

>>68565184
Yeah, sure, typical self loathing rolo, please go back to fucking Bogota with the others from your kind >>68565222 >>68565271

>>68564345
> I see a lot of Colombians worshipping James like some god all the time in the internet.

yeah.. no.

>>68565284
Yeah, ok, whatever you say.

>>68565348
>yeah.. no
You know what the britbong says is true and you can't deny it.

>>68565271
>I'd like to marry a sexy swedish milf.
If you marry my mom, can i call you daddy?

>>68565569
Yeah, or you can call me "Papi". Is your mom sexy? Can I call her "Agnetha Fältskog" while having sex?

>>68564345
It's really difficult to give a proper answer in every possible sense, since both account to some of Colombia's more remarkable achievements: One earns her living by humiliating herself on American TV as embodiment of real life memes and stereotypes surrounding "Latinos" and Colombians, and the other one is living the ultimate ñero fantasy, playing for Real Madrid (or Barcelona).

If we consider sheer numbers only, then James is the correct answer.

>>68565892
THIS AND TOTALLY THIS
>One earns her living by humiliating herself on American TV
Kekus maximus

>>68565348
Are you forgetting how upset Colombians become every time something bad happens to Falcao or James?

When Falcao got injured, some Colombians went as far as to threatened the guy who provoked the injury, and now that James is relegated to the bench in Real Madrid, internet is full of Colombians insulting Zidane.

>>68566106
*threaten

>>68565961
>>68565892
God i want to fucking kill both of you

>>68566318
Fuck you, shitty Maluma fan. This country is fucked up because people like you. Make us a favour and kill yourself.

>>68566318
>Colombian
>Threatening to kill someone, in this case, on internet
Typical.

Please, don't let your Colombianess out so easily.

>>68566819
I prefer 1000000 maluma fans over a stupid self loathing faggot, atleast they have some sense of national pride, fuck you

>>68567035
>prefers people who tarnish the name of the country he's supposedly proud of with their bad actions, like maluma.
I'll never understand the "logic"behind this market square nationalism practiced by the average person in this place

>>68564016
>a political platform protected at the expenses of the regular people
A political platform where a party with a large popular support can challenge the ruling party? You mean democracy?

Get over your red scare, anon. If Colombia hates commies so much, then you shouldn't have to worry about them getting into power.

>>68567862
Don't even bother with those, they still haven't realized it's not worth to turn this country upside down again* just so a couple of drug shipments dont arrive to the US.

* Google 'falsos positivos colombia'

>>68566106
>insultar a un simio por Twitter
>"hurrr lo amenazaron malditos colombianos violentos"

>>68566318
>>68566819
>>68567035
>>68567402

¿por qué los congolombianos son tan violentos?

>>68567862
Yeah, because demanding seats in the national congress without going through an electoral process is soooo democratic.

You mean democracy?
Is it democracy to allow anti-democratic organizations to use democracy with the purpose of subvert or suppress it?

>If Colombia hates commies so much, then you shouldn't have to worry about them getting into power.
The average Colombian peasant (the vast majority of the country) don't hate communism per se, they hate farc, epl and eln's (and whatever commie terrorist gang - "guerrilla") terrorist actions, but the victim mindset of the average Colombia couldn't agree more with, or like more the victim-playing rhetoric of those groups.

Colombia has been about to fall into the pits of socialism twice before, because of that circumstance: 1949/50 and 1989/90. It was stopped then, but nothing points out that this time things would be different.

>>68569035
>Yeah, because demanding seats in the national congress without going through an electoral process is soooo democratic.

lo es, en el marco de un acuerdo de paz en el que se aplique la justicia transicional.

en el 2018 gana alguien más a la derecha de Santos casi fijo.

>>68568419
>>insultar a un simio por Twitter
>>"hurrr lo amenazaron malditos colombianos violentos"

You're forgetting that things that are not normal for Colombians are not necessarily normal for people outside of the country, so it's normal that they would take seriously something that a Colombian would downplay as a "joke" or a manifestation of affection

>>68569035
*doesn't

>>68569035
Holy fuck kill yourself, people like you are the reason this place is so violent.

>>68540166
>"""""Rich""""" Coast
AAAAAAAAAAJ

>>68564943
>Bogota
>Not the paradise of corruption

lmao

>>68569456
>>68569332
Please get the fuck out of my country

>>68570258
cry harder chimp

>>68569604
Bogota is a depraved shithole too, I agree, so are Cali, Medellin and South Colombia

>>68569456
>people like you are the reason this place is so violent

Yeah, but Colombia is not violent because of tards like this one >>68568419
who seem to think that violence is normal everywhere and downplay its impact on people

That piece of advice suits you best

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>>68572782
>>68572812

>>68572698
>Medellin
The fact that you're shit doesn't mean everyone else is

>>68558438
>Promoting Mierdellin by using awards that the government bough for them.
Keep yourself high on jenkem, you dumb monkey

>>68572945
Buena 0n, cuantos han matado en Cali hoy? 100?

>>68572866
Cry louder, monkey

I don't live in a shithole with 400+ homicides a year where you can get killed inside shops

http://www.elcolombiano.com/antioquia/seguridad/muerte-por-robo-en-el-barrio-boston-de-medellin-LF5520184

Or in the downtown.
http://caracol.com.co/emisora/2016/05/14/medellin/1463245263_292632.html

or by murderers dressed as clowns during Halloween
http://noticias.caracoltv.com/medellin/sicario-disfrazado-de-payaso-mato-comerciante-en-fiesta-halloween-en-medellin

>>68572968
Dunno, I don't live in that cesspool.

Grab your dicks and get the fuck out of my country.
If you already happened to obliterate your country then don't just come to mine and do the same cos muh stability.
Fuck off. Seriously. You're a plague.

>>68573531
Very few go to Chile m8, most of your immigrants are either bolivians or peruvians. Most colombians go to the US, Venezuela (Hard to believe but still) or Spain. Colombians in Chile are nothing in comparison to those countries. also, there's an interesting phenomenon in which lots of colombians abroad have started to come back

>>68573782
Ecuador too.

There's so many of them in Ecuador too.

>>68573782
>>68573782


Estoy empezando a ver más colombianos en México. No tengo ningún problema con ello si también traen Colombianas.

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>this thread

It was a good read. All of it.

>>68566318
So when can we expect the next civil war to break out.

>>68577938
Soon, I hope
I'm sick of this shithole. It should be razed to spare this land of all the savagery that populates it

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What is going on here

>>68569332
No , pues, ¡que chimba!

Yo me refiero a la naturaleza del hecho, y no al hecho producto de las artimañas politicas (usar la democracia para hacer que un hecho escencialmente antidemocratico se transforme o se incluya dentro del proceso democratico.

>>68579866
Este es el paisa obsesionado con los trapos, es tan predecible

post congolombian qts plx