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Bonjour, my name is Monsieur Ken
I'm a 25 year old Ouiaboo (French culture enthusiast for you Anglos). I paint with oil and pastel in a traditional French impressionist style and spend my days practicing the art of creating culinary delights, such as baguettes and croissant.
Everyday I train with my 1777 Charleville Musket, this superior firearm never misses it's mark and can hit a Prussian or Englishman at 300 yards because its smoothbore barrel has been polished over a thousand times. It is vastly superior to any weapon of this era. I earned a license to fire this gun over 2 years ago and have been practicing ever since.
I speak the French language fluently, both mainland French and the Québécois dialect. I write fluently as well. I know everything about French history and their Napoleonic code, which I follow 100%
When I get my EU visa, I am moving to Paris to attend a prestigious academy to learn more about their glorious culture. I hope I can become a professional chef or enlist in the Légion étrangère!
I own several berets, which I wear around town. I want to get used to them before I move to France, so I can fit in easier. I always engage in faire la bise to any acquaintances and speak in Français as often I can, but rarely do I get a response.
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Voici un toi
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>ouiaboo
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>>68465465
It's not really realistic most ouiboo I met were women.
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>>68465465
>Ouiaboo
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>ouaiboo
neat
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Bien mémé mon ami.
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>Ouiaboo
i liek it
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>>68465465
>polished over a thousand times
based kiwi
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> When I get my visa, I am moving to paris
Prepare yourself to be très très déçu, kiddo.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
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Hi cunts, my name is Bruce Barbosa
I'm a 25 year old cuntaboo (Australian culture enthusiast for you poofters). I shitpost with my computer in a traditional australian way and spend my days drinking cheap beer and throwing the used tinnies at the local wildlife
I train with my knoife every day, this superior melee weapon can cut clean through a koala because that's not a knoife, this is a knoife! I earned my blade license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Australian English, both the outback and city poofter dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about prison island history and their m8 code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Perth to attend a prestigious shitposting academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can find a noice sheila to be my gf and become a professional full-time shitposter.
I own several Slouch hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the land down under, so I can fit in easier. I always engage in banter to any acquaintances and warn of the impending emu apocalypse as often I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond
Wish me luck in Straya!
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