>be Britain >France just had a revolution and thinks they

>Why is Britain so good at war?
Gallipoli
Fromelles

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>>68443886
I keked so hard

kiss me, love

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>France kills all the Iberians

france got btfo here

rinse and repeat for world war two basically. except with the bombing

>>68444057
>bravely decide to fight to the last ANZAC

Our trick has always been to convince others that their goals are our goals, and then let them die for them.

>>68444470
We burnt down your entire country and crammed the whole population into Lisbon then hid behind a big string of forts until they got hungry and ran away.

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>>68443886
fokken saved m8

>>68444057
Whose fucking side are you on zhang?

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>be the most powerful army of the most powerful empire in the world
>lose a war to some farmers with French muskets

>>68445278

We were fighting Spain and France too.. The 2nd and 3rd biggest military powers on earth.

And we still beat them.

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>>68445278
>most important battle of the american revolution
>happened in Europe
>Britain won it

>>68445278

>Saved by France

And you think that is something worth boasting about? baka

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>>68445278
We bravely fought to the very last Hessian.

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>>68445540

>the disproportionate amount of Spanish casualties..

Frogs btfo

>>68445278
Don't you mean rice farmerrs?

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>>68443886
Love you Dad.

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>>68450083
>America doesn't like us forcing their sailors into the navy
>declares war
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Canadian
>Canada kills all the Americans

>>68445540
>>68450083

There seems to be a pattern here. Outnumbered and outgunned. Win anyway.

>Bravely decide to fight to the last Scot

prussian*

>>68444733
>we

>>68450301
In the case of Waterloo it would really be Prussians deciding to fight to the very last Brit.

>>68450584
>>68450301
It was brits using dutch as meatshields waiting for Prussians to save them.

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>>68450224
>Win anyway
Guess again anglo

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>>68451060

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>>68451097

>eternal anglo and his beady eyes thinking he's some important guy again

PERFIDIOUS

>>68450928
>United Kingdom: 25,000
>King's German Legion: 6,000
>Netherlands: 17,000
The British also provided the vast majority of the artillery.

>>68451060
>>68451097
>>68451133
t. terrorist scum

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>>68451133

>bravely decide to fight to the very last Austrian
>France kills all the Austrians
>Bravely decide to fight to the very last Prussian
>France kills all the Prussians
>Bravely decide to fight to the last Iberian
>France kills all the Iberians
>Bravely decide to the last Russian
>France kills all the Russians
>But they all freeze to death

Tragic af, I cry every night

>>68451060
>>68451097
>>68451133
No one cares lad.

>>68451166
But the truth is the dutch were at the front and the brits at the back.

t. Waterloo expert

>>68451173
t.Salty Anglo
It's all right Queen Cuck. It's a good thing your country was culturally enriched by Potato niggers

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>>68451060
>>68451097
>>68451133
>>68451179
>Britain killed 100,000 times the amount of Irish by not giving them turnip seeds

wew Padraig

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>>68451210
You cared enough to reply

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>>68451060
>>68451097
>>68451133
>>68451179
>>68451278

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>>68451060
>>68451097
>>68451133
>>68451179

>>68451278
They bravely fought to the last potato.

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>>68451278
>>68451319
>tfw when a leaf and muhammed bring up the famine
Cuts deep boys

>>68451313

Tiocfaidh ar la, but now is not the time.

>>68451246
>culturally enriched
your people emigrate here by the masses because Ireland is unbearably shite. It's ok though, we can fix it. Just simply submit to our rule and everything will be fine.

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>>68443886
>be british
>get btfo by a few lads with rifles
embarrassing desu

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canadian cucks and their militia utterly BTFO

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>>68451426
>Submit to our rule
I'd rather not go under sharia law thanks

>>68451486
>be Michael Collins
>get shot by your own lads because you couldn't btfo the British and decided to btfo your own lads

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>All of Irelands big battles have tens of enemy casualties

>>68451516
F*enian raids never forget. The Irish are the evil of the world.

>>68451426
>better GDP
>better HDI
>better FDI
>less crime
>99% Irish outside of Dublin
>outjewing the Eu for all their tax shekels
>not leaving the biggest economy in the world
laughing at you tae bae honest

>>68451557
>meme response
>saves and posts "reaction images"
absolute state

>>68451596
Do they teach it to you in schools?

>>68451607
>better GDP
I lurk /eire/ enough to know this is a meme.

>>68451636
Yes the Irish terrorists attacked us while the USA looked the other way. The Irish wanted to oppress us.

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>>68451559
live by the sword die by the sword as they say

>>68451595
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf

>>68451627
>absolute state
So your a Northern Irish man are ye?

>>68451607
>99% Irish outside of Dublin
that's a down side mate

>>68451681
we wanted to attack british imperialism and cause an uprising among french and irish settlers in canada

sadly it had the exact opposite effect as it managed to unite your canadian confederation and make it into a proper country, you should be thanking us, without the irish scare canada could be a dozen different independent provinces

>>68451718
t.Muhammed Abdul
Haven't you a curry house to be running?

>>68451710
nah

>>68451738
F*nian lies and slander

>>68451769
You can't fool me your an Ulster Man through and through whats it like living in Belfast?

>thread about britain and the napoleonic wars
>irish flood it with IRA ambushes for no reason
this one never gets old

>>68451802
couldn't tell you pal, I'm a yorkshireman

>>68451802
hes not hes an autistic cancuck who posts in /brit/ all the time about his love for the empire even though they all hate canadians

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>>68451816
You should have finished the job with the famine Nigel

>>68451843
I didn't know that there was a place called Yorkshire in Northern Ireland. What county is it in?
Doesn't it get a bit confusing with there already being a Yorkshire in England?

>>68451802
>your an Ulster Man

>>68451866
>implying the famine was our fault in any way
Your own people put a money crop before diversifying your agriculture enough to survive a blight.
You basically genocide yourself.

>>68451900
response

>>68451866
and you should have finished the job instead of leaving 6 counties with us you incompetent bellend

>>68451850
>all hate Canadians

Seems unlikely

>>68451976
Bit rude. Enoch loved us and you should too.

>>68451990
you made this image and you are the only person to post it

its honestly embarrassing, please delete it

>>68452015
I was just saying if the irish cared so much about unification they should have tried a bit harder to actually achieve it instead of just giving up

shouldnt really have expected more from them I suppose

Paddy mate. We still own a significant part of your island. Thats not a win in anyones book.

>>68451956
response about you being from northern Ireland

>>68451951
The Queen stopped other countries from giving more than her because she was a greedy slut

>>68451990
Canada is weird. Nobody is passionate about it yet I know several people who have visited and have family there. I've been told it's a great place but meh

>>68452151
It was just banter.

>>68452151
Total myth.

>>68452023
There

>>68452113
come on lad you're better than that. Where's this "craic" I've heard about. make me angry. make me bite. try your hardest

>>68452183
kek fair enough

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>>68450214

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>>68452103
be careful!

>>68452157
I quite like Canada, have family over there.

>>68452255
Not really feeling up for it desu I actually don't have many problems with Brits in real life. Sorry to disappoint I've just had a long day

>>68450214
> The Irish dog

Lmao

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>britcucks talking shit about Muh battles where someone else won it for them
>paddy reminds them the greatest empire in the history of humanity couldn't defeat a few Irishmen who trained for warfare with hurley's
>""ooh hoo noone cares paddy"
tob geg

>>68452350
fucking pathetic Irish cunt, weak as always. This is why you're just a joke to us Britons.

>>68451373
It will never be your time Seamus

>Can't beat be beaten
>get mad as fuck when it's pointed out the Irish cuckolded you into losing your empire

kek

KEK

>>68452431
>us britons
Dave the skinhead, willie ulsterman, rajesh the indian, pajesh the paki and marcus the carribian

>>68452431
Alright then Nigel don't get mad at me just because your wife left you to get culturally enriched by Panjeet

>>68452383
terrorism is the tactic of the weak man, the sly, the weedy, the irish

>>68452535
He said after tucking his wife's son into bed

>>68452383
> MUH POTATO HERITAGE

Just pathetic

>>68445064
JO COX THE SCOTS

>>68452535
>he said while the soldiers of Bloody Sunday walk free

>>68452548
I tucked my gf's daughter into bed over 6 hours ago.

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>>68452462
>the Irish cuckolded you into losing your empire
>this is what he actually believes

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>>68452535
british army is the biggest terrorist organisation in the world

>>68452503
t. the "independent" 27th Province and foremost tax haven of the European Union

>>68452503
>>68452516
there we go lads, knew you had it in you. We may just save you once the EU collapses and you're left without a pot to piss in

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>>68452556
>muh potato heritage
where did I say that
oh wait, probably too much of me to ask a sheep to be able to read
better get back to beating your wife and children there Kiwi boy

>>68452597
> Not to mention the height of empire was after WW1 when you had already lost Ireland.

>>68452602
thank EU for all the shekels :)
we also keep cucking the rest of Europe by vetoing the tax reform that france so badly wants
bretty good deal if you ask me

>>68452599
>>68452582
chat shit get banged

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>Irate Irishmen

>>68452654
Ireland wasn't independent till 1922

>>68452624
>Implying we don't just piss into urinals plastered with photoshopped naked pictures of the queen

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>>68452535
>MUH
>TERRORISM
explain this then, Charlie boy
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_and_Monaghan_bombings

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>>68445278

>>68452686
>A leaf
How does Jamal's dick taste covered in maple syrup Trudeau?

>>68445603
Kek

>>68452695
probably best you're only passive aggressive for your own safety

>>68443886
And it took them 5 fucking coalition wars to finally beat the french. Top kek what a shitty country.

>>68452736
We have less blacks than you lmao.

>anglo-saxon invasion
>danelaw
>norman conquest
>glorious revolution
really makes one ponder

>>68452788
Canada is absolutely riddled with niggers and shitskins mate.

>>68452736
Can't fool us Sheamus, Dublin is New Somalia.

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>>68452636
The Irish have been decimated in this thread, other than a few paddies bringing up their meme battles. Yet you're siding with them.

Seems a rather unlikely coincidence, don't you think. Perhaps you have a certain affinity for your potato farm hmm?

>>68452788
that's just untrue

>>68452816
I can count the number of black people I've met on one hand over the course of 28 years living here.

>>68452816
There is a lot of shitskins, mainly poos. Not many blacks though, only in Southern Ontario and even then they are confined to Scarborough and the like and small in number.

>>68452821
we get barely any somalians, its all nigerians
while I want them gone they're christian and dont chimp out like east africans and black americans

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>>68452535

>>68452766
>for our own safety
Try me cunt I'll smear shit on your front door handle and say really mean things to your postman

>>68452696
Ah yes, the impartial "Not a paddy but only defending the Irish" Australian strikes again.

>>68452843
t. a dude living in whitehorse

>>68452867
Blacks are all the same

>>68452839
Ireland is 1.4% Blacks
Canada 0.99%

>>68452826
I've literally won every argument I've been in itt
most brits are too ignorant of their history to actually have an argument that doesn't devolve into namecalling though

>>68452863
our scarborough is 99% white, a lot of old people

>>68452876
>says the kiwicuck

>>68452897
I live in the lower mainland BC.

>>68452912
Our Scarborough is full of chinks, niggers and poos. They call it "Scarberia" or "Scarlem".

The levels of banter in this thread are fantastic. All top quality stuff. I will be forwarding a recommendation to the janny.

Except for the jap, he can fuck off.

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I made this thread to laugh at mainland Europeans, not our retarded little cousins. Can the Irish please vacate?

>>68452788
>canada's black population is 3% out of 36 million
>ireland's black population is 1.1% out of 4 million

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK, HUH JAMAL?

>>68452987
>Trying to kick paddies out of England
You might aswell try and negotiate with a house fire

>>68452964
>Except for the jap, he can fuck off.
As always, it's a Yank on a proxy.

>>68452875
doubt you could afford to travel that far, remember potatoes aren't currency in first world countries

>>68453011
Can't wait for the ghost of Oliver Cromwell to come back and help England in its moment of greatest need.

>>68443886
Check your island privilege!

>>68453024
>Implying I can't do a backstroke form Dublin to cornwall

>>68452535
ya brought it onto yourselves, stupid english cunt.

>>68452917
> Muh Cucks

> Muh Evil British Empire

Yes, let's become a memepublic despite having zero benefit to do so.

I thought the Irish could win arguments without namecalling? At least that's what >>68452909
said.

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>Be Britain
>Be worse than America

We the top Anglos now. Gives us your u's

>>68444715
We used to just pay mercenaries to fight for us and then send our relatively small army for the final battle then make paintings about how based we are.

>>68453055
he couldn't do it the first time why would he be able to do it again?

>>68452964
Not cool desu :'(

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>>68453007
Ireland is 100% black.

>>68453063
JOCKS NOT INVITED, NOW OR EVER.

>>68453091
hola amigo

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>>68453007
>13% of 300 million
We fucked up

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>>68444057
lol, you rekt urself whilst we had a little cuppa' on the beach. greatest b8ing in history.

>>68453159
Your mistake was putting your slaves in your backyards and not on remote islands half the world away.

>>68453123
Where is your data, colonial?

>>68444057
>Gallipoli
>Sending hundreds of Bogans and Micks to die fighting roaches is bad

>>68453111
I would settle for him reducing the population of Ireland to 300,000 again 2bh.

>>68453196
more british soldiers died at gallipoli than the redt of the allied soldiers in gallipoli combined you gobshite

>>68453091
> Be American

> Get Shot

> Get Hospital Bill

> Get Fired from your job, since you're too injured to go to work

> Get your house robbed by the local minorities

> Get Sued by the gun manufacturer for bad publicity

> Die

> Your family loses their house because you couldn't pay your bills

Hmm yes, VERY good country.

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>>68453214
Have you ever seen an Irishman?

>>68453202
This is very, very true.

How come no Americans ever realized that, despite starting the Slave trade, there were about 0 Black people in Holland?

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>>68453138
>implying we like the Irish

>>68453258
have you?

>>68453287
Yeah there's 4.5 million of them here.

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I am a really big fan of this kiwi's post 2bh.

>>68453248
>Live in Kiwistan
>Be so irrelevant I have no idea how to insult you, except by insinuating that you fuck sheep

You're just like a shitty Wales.

>>68453286
>My Scottish grandmother considers being called Irish the greatest possible insult
Probs hate them more than we do, desu

>>68451060
so what? is that the greatest victory in Irish military history? you might as well be part of fucking africa it's that obsolete.

>>68453286
I'd take the Irish any day over you sad fuckers.

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>>68453330
> Be American

> Desperately wish you could dominate a lesser species

> Instead you elect one president

>>68453356
t. Sheamus Murphy O'Neill

>>68453367
To be fair, he's half German

Actually it looks like we did a pretty good job of conquering and subjugating you fucks. You have no money, no international influence, and no respect. Irish culture isn't anything more than English culture with a green veneer, since we thoroughly destroyed everything that used to be there. The few people who still speak Irish use it to whine about how the only worthwhile part of the shitstained isle is still under British rule.Now faggot go walk through the georgian atchtrie of your capital city, go into a pub, order a pint in English, talk with the lads about Man U and Liverpool and say "slante"instead of cheers and pat yourself on the back for your vibrant culure.

>>68453330
>Burger Calls us Kiwistan
>The US has more kebab (both in numerically and in percentage) than NZ has
Ah, American """""""""""""""education""""""""""""""" at its finest

>>68453341
en.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FBattle_of_Clontarf
this is the biggest one I know of
you're also ignoring the fact we were part of the UK for 500+ years and many irishmen fought for the british army in all its wars

>>68453379
There's no H in Seamus, Nigel

>>68453379
nobody likes you hamish now fuck off

>>68453091
>top anglos
>couldn't defeat the japanese without an atomic bomb
>claim responsibility for Russia's decimation of Nazi Germany
>failed to defeat vietnam
>failed to defeat iraq in the first gulf war
>failed to ease the political fallout of the Yugoslav split
>failed to broker a truce between North and South Korea, and instead, escalated the conflict because muhh capitalism
>wasted millions of dollars on the 'war on terror', that only made things worse
>implied to have created ISIS with the saudis
>whites are openly discriminated against in the US in the media
>think being a warmongerer is better than mercantile prowess
>hated by every other country, instead of respected and feared

You should try to be like us, maybe then you'd actually get somewhere

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>>68453341
The Africans beat them.

>>68453315
谢谢 they even got my skin tone right

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>>68453384

>>68453401
Why would they teach us about you?

Why would anyone teach anyone about you?

>>68445278
But we didn't lose faggot, why do you think the USA exist?

>>68453330
American "education"

>>68453258
Yes, they're right next door and they appear on TV quite a lot.

>>68453307
Those are Canadians of Irish descent, not Irish people.

>>68453451
no excuse for ignorance in the information age, and you hang out on an international board too

>>68453407
>you're also ignoring the fact we were part of the UK for 500+ years and many irishmen fought for the british army in all its wars
When you throw a tantrum for your independence you kind of forfeit the right to any of those claims.

>>68453465
kek

>>68453423
They won the first gulf war. The problem was they didn't bother finishing it off.

>>68453461
Get Lizzy on the phone

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>>68444057
>>68453196
>>68453219
way more brits died

>>68453529
yeah and England won the euros, jus couldn't be fucked with the last few games haha

>>68453562
That includes the Irish tbf

>>68453562
Aussies whining about Gallipoli is always hilariously pathetic.

>>68453489
A horse is a horse whether it's born in a barn or a potato field.

>>68453576
The goal of the war was to get Saddam out of Kuwait, and they achieved that objective. They should have ousted Saddam at the time thought. Instead they invaded in 2003 and botched the whole thing up.

There are no historians that consider Iraq winning the first gulf war. They lost Kuwait and endured years of sanctions.

>>68453599
in that case we're all african, click click click

>>68453423
>couldn't defeat the japanese without an atomic bomb
How is this an insult, the US built the most powerful weapon ever.
>claim responsibility for Russia's decimation of Nazi Germany
You had no problem sharing that credit, Bong
>failed to defeat Vietnam
We pulled out. Had we gone full WWI, we would have won.
>failed to defeat iraq in the first gulf war
Ok
>failed to ease the political fallout of the Yugoslav split
How is this our job?
>failed to broker a truce between North and South Korea, and instead, escalated the conflict because muhh capitalism
Churchill is on your fucking money, you hypocrite
>wasted millions of dollars on the 'war on terror', that only made things worse
Suppose the apple didn't fall far from the tree there, m8
>implied to have created ISIS with the Saudis
Globalist scum. The US public is no more complicit with that than you are with the Refugee crisis.
>whites are openly discriminated against in the US in the media
But not in Britain?
>think being a warmongerer is better than mercantile prowess
Because it is. Ask Holland who wins between a powerful army and a good mercantile class
>hated by every other country, instead of respected and feared
What kind of bullshit is that? The only country no one hates is one who rolls over for the opposition. How beloved is Britain now? How respected and feared are you?

>>68453585
fuck didnt think about that, dunno if there's number for that since we were one country then

>>68453595
doesn't happen that often, but considering where their nation was at that point in history it is an important part of their history.

>>68453672

Yeah, the Gulf War was a decisive US victory.

Coalition killed: 292

Iraqi army killed: 35,000

And of course, all the objectives were achieved.

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>>68453699
>If it wasn't for the yanks and their bombs we could have kept this war going for another 4 years

>>68453672
not much of a war then, fucking yanks always doing things by half. If you can't freely slap them round the face with your willy you haven't really won a war.

>>68453742
>doesn't happen that often
Have you ever met any Australians? Gallipoli is mentioned about every third word by them.

>>68453783
Yeah, because having a North Japan would have been so great for everyone.

>>68453824
It's basically viewed as their coming of age as a nation, the problem is when they get autistic and start blaming Britain for purposely having exterminated the Australian youth.

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>the english have jerk off to past achievements to remain relevant
>meanwhile their parliment might be cucking them out of their brexit
Really though, id wager the murricunts have faced more actual threats than the brits

>>68453783

Based Mad Jack. Him and one other guy made an entire town of German soldiers surrender to them. 42 in total.

Also managed to get the only confirmed kill with a long bow in WW2.

This thread unsurprisingly turned into a shit show, but it surprisingly didnt involve us.

>>68453923
You won't turn me against Singapore, you dirty Chinese fuck.

>>68453824
I dont think the complain about casualties (despite being a smaller nation at the time), it's more about anzacs being cannon fodder, which i dont know if it is a meme or not, but....

FUCK FRANCE

>>68453976
rude

>>68453923
>>meanwhile their parliment might be cucking them out of their brexit
WRONG

https://www.ft.com/content/851f6814-bd2f-11e6-8b45-b8b81dd5d080

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38247937

>>68453599
You clearly don't understand how breeding works then.

>>68453996
watch your fucking mouth, I'll put you in a fucking straight jacket, punk ass white boi

>>68453923
>meanwhile their parliment might be cucking them out of their brexit
not a singular chance

>>68453950
>Him and one other guy made an entire town of German soldiers surrender to them
Was it not Paddy Mayne that did that?

>>68454031
rosbif

>>68453996
*leaves you to die on st helenas*

>>68453965
You kinda left us to die, and lost two battleships stupidly

>>68453999
Your pm wants to drag this shit until 2019 who knows if you britbongs have that long of an attention span
>>68453996
I think france is alright

>>68454043

Definitely Jack. It's in his wiki.

>>68453699
>But not in Britain?

only in London, elsewhere would likely mean a set a broken teeth. even then its nothing compared to america's level. you need to let california go, they're making the rest of you look bad

>>68453576
kek

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>>68453910
well, did they?

>>68454081
*oust you put of France*

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>France
>Italy
>Spain
ahahahahahahahahaha

>>68453951
Remember Waterloo, fuckface?

>>68454087
As always, it was the Australians that fucked up our efforts to defend Singapore.

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>>68454192
Got anything to say about this, dickhead ?

>>68454087
be careful, we'll stop teaching you how to build buses

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>mfw remembering Agincourt

>a couple of micks with m16s and balaclavas brought the entire british military to its knees
screaming

>>68454234
>celebrating base defenses
Yeah, super impressive.

>>68454121
>I have terminal Brain Cancer, but the rest of my body's fine

If your capital is corrupt, you have no recourse

>>68454290
Well, you should know how that feels then.

>>68454202
https://youtu.be/0U_-BCzMRYY

Aussies were ok,but like again in gallipoli someones high command fucked them over

>>68454305
>National Geographic
Might as well be quoting the Daily Mail, lad.

>>68454280
Says the country that almost entirely relied on its navy in its history.

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>>68454234
>The battle of Redinha was a rearguard action covering the french retreat from Portugal
>The Battle of Pombal was a skirmish during the french retreat from Torres Vedras
>Wellington withdraw from the Siege of Burgos to defeat a reinforcing French army that was meant to flank him
>the battle of Quatre Bras only had an inital British force of 7000 against the French 18,000, was inconclusive and resulted in France quitting the field
Anything else?

>>68454363
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/world-war-two/the-pacific-war-1941-to-1945/the-fall-of-singapore/

I dont recall the aussies ever ordering battleships to face off against hordes of japanese bombers

>>68454390
So fucking what? How are those two things comparable?

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>be France and Britain
>USA tells you to stop fighting Egypt
>you do
>lose international influence

>>68454586
delet

>>68454586
>be british
>have american girls pay my plane tickets to the USA because they want to fuck me so bad

>>68454268
good post

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>>68443886
Have the English ever won a war by legitimate means or without outnumbering their enemy?

>>68454413
Bouvines, Cocherel, Baugé, La Brossinière, Jargeau, Meung-sur-Loire, Patay, Gerberoy, Formigny, Castillon, Saint-Marin-de-Ré, Québec, Leuze, Camaret, Saint Cast, Grenada, Castricum, Fuengirola, Casal Novo, San Sebastiàn, Grand Port, for a non exhaustiv list.

>>68454921
Half the French victories on that list are wars of the coalition and really don't count for much.

>>68455012
I'm not English, narrow your list down to Britain pls.

>>68455048
Sure they count, Britain was involved militarily in all of them, and failed to destroy the French Republic and Empire

>>68452964
From what I've read so far it's shit, American-tier shit from the Irish especially.

>>68455072
I think it starts at saint cast.

>>68455113
Yes, but most of them really just involved France defeating mainland Europeans and then being forced to accept a status quo peace agreement with Britain because they couldn't do shit about the wooden wall.

>>68455160
No, have you never heard of the Treaty of Amiens? Also Britain tried several times to invaded mainland Europe and got kicked out by the French, they failed their objective in most of the wars - which means that they lost the wars (that they started)

>>68455251
>have you never heard of the Treaty of Amiens?
Yes, literally nothing.

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>>68455012
Annus Mirabilis, best year of my life.

>>68455359
Yes, they decided to accept the victory of France in a treaty after having lost

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>>68455373
>Wolfe died

>>68455373
If only Louis XVIII wasnt retarded regarding colonies...

>>68455405
No, they agreed to what was essentially a return to the status quo.

>>68455424
Or even retarded at all

>>68455424
*Louis XV, Im passing out

>>68455428
They acknowledged the existence of the French republic, and they were forced to give much territory of French puppet states.
Most importantly the signing of the treaty would mean that Britain would cease military action against France - failing their objective, which was the re-establishment of the monarchy

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>>68455424
>>68455470
>>68455486
It's bedtime I think, my froggy chum.

>>68444470
Lol didn't your royal family flee to Brazil?

>>68455609
Could you please tell me a bedtime story ?

>>68455609
>2

Can you post 1? Is there more?

>>68455510
>They acknowledged the existence of the French republic
That was the only achievement yes, everything else was a return to the status quo. Meme treaty.

>>68455629
There once was a man called Arthur and he beat up Napoleon and made him cry. The end.

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>>68455687
I dont like this story :(

>>68455666
That achievement mattered, in no way did Britain win the Revolutionary Wars.

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>>68455661
It's from the recent Planet Earth II series. Plenty of downloads out there I imagine - think there's a blu-ray rip too.

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>>68455609
>>68455750
Been very good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8aFcHFu8QM

>>68455735
>in no way did Britain win the Revolutionary Wars.
I never claimed that they did.

>>68451706
WE

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>>68455750
Dog bless

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>>68456024

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>>68456101
Thank you
-
Merci

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>>68456306

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>>68457322
Some cute birbs.

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>>68457405
His beak is so long he can't clean himself with it like the other birds.

>>68457453
I used to feed Hummingbirds at my cottage.

>>68453219
Oi moite the fuck ya say ta me ya lil shit

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>>68460452

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>>68445064

>>68460579
Removing kebab best feeling

>>68453091
Is this world a simulation?

>>68460627
No no it can't be British Empire still best empire. God save the king

>>68460663
I think I should stop

>>68460474
You got the webm of the lizard avoiding all the snakes

>>68460723
https://streamable.com/0z8g

ETERNAL

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>>68460723
Here you go.

>>68460762
Thanks

>>68445278
>be the most powerful army of the most powerful empire in the world
>Americans and Brits unironically believe this

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>>68460723
>>68460762
>>68460820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3OjfK0t1XM

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Majestic thread fellas.

>>68460885
dat swag tho

>>68460579
Wew lad that's a pretty shitty run

>>68460951
It wasn't too bad kebab remover

>>68460474
>tiger

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>>68461708

>>68461708
Lurk more.