/cp/ - Culture Pals: kakao? edition

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>Sorry ***** for deleting u from my wechat. I'm really sorry but in truth, I don't want like that. I don't play with ur emotions. I just want to know more about myself more and what u said to me. At first, I really don't understand why u said that u would help me even I was strong. I thought that u were in the contempt for me. Today I'm so sad!! I think about myself and my future or will I do mistakes again. Three years ago, there was a man who said to me that my soul broke into pieces. At that time, I didn't understand why but I cried much. Finally, he was just a person who hurt me. I'm really sorry u, *****

>>68422459
lmao cucked by a chink

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>>68422665
Sending over her greetings to you cunt

>>68422770
sounds like a little bitch anon

Tell me about the Bhutanese flag

>>68423164
>The flag features the Thunder Dragon, the country's emblem. Yellow symbolizes the authority of the king, white represents purity and loyalty, while orange is symbolic of the Drukpa monasteries.

>>68423279
Tell me about Bhutanese girls

>>68423696
haven't talked much to her yet. but mine is quite pretty

looks more like a chink than a mountain poo in the loo

>>68422382

Compose a text to this girl, for me to send.

>>68423838

Dear,

>>68423999
Beautiful.

>>68424028

Jews

>>68423838
"Vill du idka älskog, din jävla hora"

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Man I should really stop talking to this married russian qt. She is willing to do everything, it's kinda boring senpai.

>>68424948
S-she isn't using that right

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>>68424948

How to the fuck do you get views and qts?

I thought you we're all ugly neets REEEEE

>>68424948

Ribbed for her pleasure.

I'm too shy to make an account. What if somebody starts to talk to me? Maybe in the evening I'll make an account because then I will be drunk. Ah.

>>68425340
(you)

>looking for Greek qts to practice with

>I'm really interested in learning Japanese (Japan is the country I want to visit the most one day ^^ )
>I made this account only because i am interested in Korean culture and language. SO ONLY KOREAN PENPALS,MEN OR WOMEN, I WON'T ANSWER TO ANYONE ELSE.
>Ill visit Japan,i will chat ONLY with people who can give me information about Japan and free japanese lessons.If we're having nice conversations and become internet friends,when ill come to Japan we can meet in real life.
>Konnichiwa! My name is Electra and I'm here to find penpals from Japan!
>I'm very social person and i'm interested to make friends from Japan and Korea...feel free to message me :)
>Also I love korean language and culture ~~
>Hello! Γεια! こんにちは! Hallo! My name is Harula and I am from beautiful Greece.
>Hello everyone, A friendly, kind, sensitive person with an artistic side, I am interested in Korean language.

Fuck.

>>68425199
If I could do it when I was obese then so can you.

>>68425701
n-no they're all obscure hipster anime loving freaks. I'm an everyman and they don't like it!

>>68425199
being white should already be enough in most cases. use filters and good angles if you have to.

>>68425872
>use good angles and filters
>still turn up ugly
>a-at least I'm white, r-right?

>>68425946
apply more filters then

>>68425946
Plastic surgery

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>tfw the texan girl that promised to be a slave to me was BLACKED on her prom date

Fuck her, I will post everything of her soon!!!

>>68426204
Well thanks to Tyrone then :)

>>68425340
Hahahha binlamd :DDDDDD

>>68425340
>Finn
>Being drunk
how typical

>>68426600
Words hurt you know. My friday is now RUINED.

>>68424948
fucking hell, post pics pls and the other qt too

>>68425417
I have a top Greek qt you can have if you roll dubs.

A girl told me she thought hacking was interesting so I sent that bitch this link.
https://cturt.github.io/ps4.html

Awaiting her response.

>>68425199
Fake korean

>>68426204
Fugg man, get some standards

>>68428489
http://i.imgur.com/Bzzoe18.jpg

But she has a qt body and is obedient af.
Why don't you like american girls man?

>>68429362
Can you upload the vídeo of her masturbating?

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>>68429822
Which one lol. I have lots, but when she wakes up she will do bunch of pics for her.

This is her task when she wakes up.

>>68429877
Thw one where you Can see her face pls :)

Are you using the korean profile?

How do you bring up having a big dick?

>>68430454
when a girl tells me again I'm skinny, I ask her if she wants to see my belly to prove her wrong
and then I 'accidentally' forget to crop

>>68430012
No not yet, she is fun for now.
She always says to me.
>Yes Sir!, or Of course, what my master desires!

Maybe when I am done with her. I will post all. I am still salty that she was BLACKED though

>>68429877
The thing is that she used to be in choir etc. Coming from texas etc. And now super slutty, being obedient to some guy she never met.

Its hot man.

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is it time?

>>68430833
Why haven't you told her to show her asshole to you? Or she isn't that cute?

>>68430934
Upload the Brazilian model's noodz man.
Help je broeder van Spanje.

>>68430934
im not using a fake profile

>>68431218
You are there, my man. You are there. The path of holy noodz and virtual nutting have been opened to you.

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>>68429877
have you really accomplished all of this just by having a korean profile? are these people actually braindead?

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>>68431202
She is risky man. And she was kinda fun desu. She wasn't stuckup and tried to be cute etc and was submissive until she found out I was fake haha.
https://vid.me/akKP

>>68431681
are you using casper for snapchat or what? just a screen recorder?

>>68431658
why would they be koreaboos if they weren't brainded

>>68431726
Nope!

Ugh my Iranian QT is asking what I do for work. The worst question you can ask a neet.

>>68431681
Pls noodz. I beg you.

>>68432048
>"I'm a businessman"

>>68429362
Because
>muh Tumblr
>muh I'm such a geek lol
>muh white privilege hate

How is your Vietnamese btw, the tit one hngh

>>68432048
>"I'm a nuclear engineer"

>>68430523
Ayyyyyy sneaky brew

>>68432048
>"I sell propane and propane accessories"

Is the quick search on the front page broken? It shows the same persons all the fucking time..

>>68432122
>>68432202
Meh, just told her I'm working as a freelance writer but business is slow for me. And to be fair I'm not wrong because I legitimately did try to start doing that on sites like Freelancer but it's hard when Mbeke and Pajeet will do the same job for a quarter of what you'll do it for.

>>68432285
Half the fucking site is broken. I haven't been able to filter by continent since I came back.

>>68432285
It has been like that for years and years.

>>68432317
Since when did you gays cared about filtering people based on ethnicity, tomtejävel!

>>68432317
>>68432325
Yeah, I know that the site is broken as fuck, but it's just recently the quick search broke for me.

>>68432407
I'm only here for polish qts

>>68432495
Poles are so good, I just wished more of them were more pol. Most qts I've talked to are quite liberal and not as racist as pol made me believe :(

>>68432495
Yeah the quick search broke for me yesterday too. And to add even more insult to injury, one of the girls it got stuck on is someone I talked to this time last year who stopped talking to me for no reason.

>>68432687
Oh talking to this polish qt that is kinda racist man.
She hates arabs, niggers. I can't post her nudes tho, she is 17. Almost 18 in march

>>68432782
But she's a koreaboo?

>>68432687
I don't want them to be /pol/ though. It's fine as long they are against immigration from outside of Europe.

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>>68432977
>Don't want them to be pol
Classic Sweden

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>>68433055
Have you been on /pol/? It's a shit fest.

>>68432915
Noo haha, she fell for my (American) Chad.
I told her I wasn't racist etc, and she was edgy trying to prove to me, why niggers are inferior and why racemixing was bad. Saying she hated feminist and she was traditional.

I told her if she was traditional, she should be also submissive to a guy. Her reply?

>Her: Ok. What should I do? And how should I behave around you?

>Me: By getting naked and spreading your asshole of course :^)

>Her: OK :D

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>>68433118

Koreaboo checked my profile. Must have been an accident.

>>68433118
https://youtu.be/sZJDYlxkM-c
You take that back, you take that back now!!!!!!!
>>68433211
Fugg, I thought you only had one fake Korean. You have any more? And how many qts do you manage to talk to at the same time?

>>68433400
Probably because of your mongol eyes my dude Pekka

>>68433422
Juggling between 8 qt's now. I think.
My favorite now is the married russian qt, because she is fucking obedient to me like the texan girl. I like the polish qt too, but she tells me no sometimes, but it's fun to talk to her I guess. And couple other russian girls and a danish one. But I don't have their nudes yet.

>>68433536
H-how do you juggle 8 qts and comp sci?! Are you studying interaction design or sumtn????

>>68433422
/pol/ är en massa idioter som kallar varandra för hanrejer hela tiden. Sällan en seriös tråd skådas där.

>>68433668
Lol, don't talk to your qt's everyday, Just send her few messages, when she says, "I miss you and I wish I could talk to you longer" You talk to her a bit more and then ask her to be your slut. Easy man.

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I think this opening line could have a potential

>>68433933
never change, chad

what's with all these memers visiting my profile lately
pls back off fags

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yXvyJDqqQec

>>68434120
Such a pretty song, listen lads

>>68434120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LuMvh8nr00

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>>68434170
>tfw no rihanna gf

>>68434499
Imma hol you up right there... Explain the whole SAD BOYs thing pls. I thought he was just some autist from here, but then my former qt invited me to a SAD BOYs music group on Facebook, and now it's a meme too???

>>68434643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU

s a d b o y s

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>>68434643
>not being a sadboy

>>68434753
>>68434793
Damn, I feel ashamed I have missed out on this. Btw, being a weebo is slightly better than being a koreaboo rite?

>>68435049
Nej, det är lika illa

>>68435049
He's one of my fav artists rn desu

>>68435049
Both are fucking trash.

>My dear, do you think, it's not enough a toilet paper in Russia?))) You are so funny)

Talking to some 30 yr old Russian qt. What say next?

>>68435563
>I can be your toilet paper)))))

>>68435563
)))

Slutty texan has awoken. She is doing her task. Nice

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>>68435718
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>>68435877

Don't give it yous

>>68411454
So I was contacted to help with some anon's autism problems today. All his personal details are edited for the sake of his anonymity. The edited parts are shown in caps:

Dear Dr. Nortism
I am gentleman who's living a comfortable life in SPAIN. Recently I've been bullied a lot by other members on a group chat for having removed my APPENDIX when I was younger. They also call me names and writes catchphrases like WE WUZ DUKEZ whenever I post there.

In addition people on /cp/ have started to write a lot of mean things about how I am no autist and that I am hung as a MANATEE. What can I do to stop the bullying and what can I do to make people believe that I'm really as big of an autist as I am?

Yours sincerely
NUNO

>>68436093
Hello Mr. Gentleman, and thanks for reaching out. Reaching out is the first step on your way into a bully free, autist life.

By the sounds of your condition, couldn't you upload a picture of you from before the operation to interpals? For extra autism points, photoshop in a little fedora. That will make you le autist supreme, I guarantee it.

Now to the bullying part! This needs a lot of work, as the easiest option is simply to leave those bullies behind and leave the group chat. I understand though, that this is the normie way of dealing with problems and as you already have problems with people bullying you for being too normie you should do something that both makes the bullying stop but also secure your position as a kingpin autist. Why don't you try this suggestion:

Make a bunch of fakes, befriend your bullies, add them on Skype, get as much personal info as you can and then log their IPs. If you have just a firstname and their IP it's surprisingly really easy to track them down if you put in the man hours. Speaking from personal experience this will both make the bullying stop and also make you evolve as an autist.

Hope this helps, and good luck in your quest for autist points.
Nortism

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>>68436148
>tfw I couldn't email you because I got error

>>68436415
I think WEEDMAN has blocked Canadians from contacting people who can be linked to /pol/

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>>68436497
Maybe if I use a non gmail.

>>68435718
>>68429877
>based texan does her task. GG time to block her.
http://i.imgur.com/vEzJFSI.jpg

So I think I'm ready to do it. First sauna and few more beers and then I might be ready.

>>68436593
Is this with the Korean fake?

>>68436721
Nope, American chad lol

>>68436781
Damn I feel like I could ask for them from my real but I don't need nudes at all

>>68436593
focken nasty.
reminds me of the time when i got nudes from one british chick. nearly threw up.
those nudes are still ingrained deeply in my brain and cringe each time i remember them

>>68436650
Are you alone Pekka?

Supposedly in Ancient Rome the Patrician families had "ancestry rooms" filled with paintings/sculptures and stories about their forebears.

200 years from now, your great great great grandson, a mere lad of 18 years, enters the room and sees your face in your family's ancestry room:

>What glorious qt stories do you want to share with him?

>>68437180
Yes. I have some internet "friends"

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>>68438250
Ok, have this as a gift

It's from my danish qt

>>68438390
are people still falling for /lisadk senpai?

>>68438532
Don't steal her from me

>>68438582
(you)

>>68438610
That would be me actually

>>68438739
Really makes you think

>>68422382
hate fucking interpals

everyone is looking to learn Japanese/Korean or some shitty language, fucking weeaboos

>>68439209
>Japanese
Shitty language
>Korean
Great language

>>68439248
>implying they're not the same shit

>>68439351
They're really not. Japanese is a trashcan language that someone vomited out of the worst of the worst languages that is Chinese.
Korean is a great language designed by an intelligent man.

>>68439387
t. got turned down by japanese qts

>>68439387
u sure m8?

they all look so similar, anyway no cute will talk to me because they want to learn those language instead of the romantic Spanish

>>68439426
t. Tried to learn all 3 mentioned
I rank Chinese as the worst language on the planet yet that's where I've gotten most nudes.

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The German girl I'm talking to that broke up with her bf did it because he wanted her to do 'sexual' things with him.

Oh man oh gee oh I am laffin.

Poor kid probably just wanted a blowjob and now he doesn't even have a gf anymore :(

>>68433933

You've messaged me before something tame. I'm glad I ignored it.

I love coming to these threads to find people to avoid.

>>68439478
dude, don't insult Chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wP9lCXrw0A

>>68439462
implying learning a language matters.
good luck finding someone learning Dutch
you're just a turbo-autist

>>68439494
t. TT

I don't know what to do. I'm too afraid even when I'm drunk.

>>68439541
because dutch is a shitty language

>>68435563
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>>68435609
Do Russians not have eyes? Is it some chernobyl thing? Are they really good at braille or what?

>>68439593

Aloita helpoilla, kuten ryssät ja thaikut. Sitten siirryt pikkuhiljaa haastavampiin kokemuksen kertyessä.

>>68439519
>the Chinese character gets a good voice actor in Chinese
Oh gee I wonder.
It's not that Chinese sounds bad. No, a language that sounds bad is fucking Vietnamese holy shit. Chinese sounds alright, but as a language it's bottom of the barrel. Only barely a step above hieroglyphs in structure.

>>68439541
:3
I think Dutch is sexy

>>68439624
I think they make smiley faces like ))) because they don't have a colon key on their keyboards.

>>68422382
Who is that girl?

>>68439784
Those poor commie bastards.

>>68439724
Vietnamese sounds like someone drilling into your eardrums holy fuck it's an ugly language.

>>68439836
This massive SJW girl Kate that we ended up bullying off interpals. Turns out she was an escort as well.

She now blames me for everything bad that happened. Do you want the chat log between me and her to rage at?

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>>68439624
>>68439784
>>68439938

They do it's just not in the same location where it's on english keyboards.

It's rather uncomfortable trying to type :) in russian, because the keys are so far away.

Pic related

It's bugging me as well whenever I'm typing Russian.

They had to change the location of every letter on the keyboard reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>68435049
both are shit to obsess over but at least Japan actually has culture

>>68440169
Korea would have had culture too if Best Korea won the Korean War.

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My gf on the left. Why don't you faggots have gfs?

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>>68440169

>>68440341
gurls dont like blacks

>>68438390
no way dude, I've seen that pic on /g/ a long time ago

>>68439961
>Do you want the chat log between me and her to rage at?
yes

>>68440384
You is white. I like your qts :3
(not the weebos obviously)
>>68440410
Because they've taken it from him obviously. I hang around with him on /g/ alot senpai.

I'm starting to feel bad for the husband of the woman I'm talking to. Should have cut contact once I found out she was married. She's not even really hot, just a decent body, but she's so desperate, I couldn't resist. He seems like a pretty terrible guy, but still. At least it's not like I would actually cuck him, she's on the other side of the world.

Though with the kinds of things she sends me, I almost wouldn't be surprised if she showed up here.

>>68440549
wanna exchange qts?

>>68440384
go to London, like holy shit I've never seen a BMWF couple in my life until going there

one of the niggers started kissing her when he saw me glancing over at them

fuck London, seriously

>>68440625
Does he ignore her or something like that?
I had to cut contact with one woman who became completely obsessed with me. After just a week she said she needed me, in large part because her husband ignored her.

>>68440510
OK first prove you're white ese

Then I'll send u the log

>>68440881
I'm posting from a computer rather than a phone. That should be enough.

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>>68441026
i mustve mistook u for someone else

but thats good enough

here u go, start reading from the bottom left.

>>68440664
No, I want all the qts!!!!
>>68440675
He said girls, Anglos don't count since they ugly

>>68410975
Yes.

>>68440709
Everything was fine when they got married, then he turned into a very controlling born again Christian after their first kid was stillborn. He does ignore her like 90% of time, but stops her from doing some things she likes, doesn't let her do what she wants with the money she earns, that kind of thing. He fucks her once a week, but it lasts 5 minutes and then he goes to sleep.

It's depressing. She's a sweet girl, pretty traditional, and she could probably turn her life around, but I'm almost sure she still loves him despite all this. She's not obsessed with me, at least I don't think so, but I think it helps her take her mind off the difficult things in her life to talk to me.

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>>68441805
Where is she from?

>>68441805
Holy shit that's how I met my ex, except without the marriage.

>>68441905
Midwest US.

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>>68441805

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Isn't that a queen of spade tattoo, aka the "I'm a giant coalburner" tattoo?

>>68442421
That's just a spade.

>Women's handball
>Norway vs Russia
Muh digg

>>68442421
Has anyone asked her on twitter if it was her on ip?

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https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=15189919

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>sent dutch qt ASMR of me eating peanut butter
>now she is disgusted and won't talk to me

Its not that bad guys right?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lvFa7ejKmP

>>68443025
Aliens confirmed real.

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>>68443193
what in the name of kek

>>68443025
i feel bad, poor guy..

>>68443193
so fucking cringy

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kek

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>>68443193
>mmm I love peanut butter
thanks for the ab workout buddy

>>68443193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g

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>>68443530
what is she even trying to say

>>68443193
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1387018741

>>68443670
Ok, I'm also having problem to figure it out. Many poles really are bad at english..

>>68443663
never knew that an autistic girl saying weird things while rubbing peanut butter on herself would make me so aroused

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>>68443193
KEK

retard, why would you do that

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>>68443977
To make his qt dribbing with his ASMR triggering voice, duh

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>>68443976
I would also like to fuck her peanut butter smeared body.

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Should I tell a based Ukrainian about /pol/?

>>68443193
Dude what the fuck haha

>>68444559
Why don't you.....tell her about.....me instead, wearten?

>>68444755
Is that you?

>>68444559
as a brit, thumbs up to this guy

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>>68444859
NORTISM'D susjed haahahahahahah

>interpals doesn't notify me of new messages anymore
>compulsively check inbox for new message from iranian qt
>even though it's 1:30 in the morning in iran

I think I have a problem.

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>>68444919
TELL ME ABOUT IVAN! HOW DID HE SEDUCE THE NAZI?!

>>68444755
>>68445069
I don't believe you

>>68445069
he said to her that russians are mongol rape babies senpai

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>>68445138
That would be extremely painful.

For you.

These threads are still alive? I'm back fishing for qts, but none of the scripts seem to work including the one I helped coding back then like 3-4 years ago :( Nobody has time to actually look at profiles, what do?

>>68445260
Stop being so fucking rude with your lisadk account

>>68445255
I said expulsion of Russians when and now she deleted her profile :-(

>>68445260
I don't believe you are the Ukrainian. We actually have a meaningful conversation :^)

If it was you, I'd be surprised, but happy

>>68445336
ctrl+alt+delete this
>>68445367
you told me to message you didn't you?

>>68445432
But I thought you'd be more of a gentleman

You just bully me ;_;

y tho?

y

>>68445535
I-I show affection by bullying, I b-bully by ignoring

>>68438113
"I was born before the internet. Also the only reason we have this fucking room is because I spent too much time on /mu/"

>>68445759
talking to an Russian and American model who are totally into my korean fake lol. I am deleting this korean fake soon I guess it's just too easy lol

>>68446010
What is even the point of using interpals anymore if you're not a Korean """male"""?

>>68446010
No, don't! We need you to give us your rectal redpills!
>>68445759
Show the 3x3 you would add

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>>68446036
Wait I take it back. Lol this fucking american "model". She lied to me lol. I don't know if I want to pursue her noodz. She is slutty and talks that she masturbates etc. But nope, the russian girl looks better

>thread dead on a friday evening
god what a bunch of fucking normies you are bet you even have local matches from tinder on whatsapp

ree

>>68447910
Hi

when you reach ironical levels that shouldnt be possible and send your cutie jet lag karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjCUvfw05Q4&feature=youtu.be

>tfw Québecois qts haven't been online for days

I mean, I know they're studying for finals, but why can't they be as bad of students as I am and talk to strangers on the internet instead?

>>68447910
I am out tomorrow night with the lads. I am here tonight buddy :)))

>>68447997
What are you doing? Show comfy lair pls
>>68448444
Do me a favor will you? Please LARP as Thomas Gray all night kay?

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>4300 people online since yesterday

>>68448668
Pretty sure that's also broken.

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>>68448668
Boy that update the other week sure was neat-o

>>68448784
>>68448785
I've already viewed everyone, how the fuck do I find more girls now?

>>68448870
You don't until the site unfucks itself (never)

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>>68448870
I-if you are free can't you for the love of god please search your archive for the titty Ukrainian?

>>68449030
so hows your sex life

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qt turned out to be a guy

>>68449421
>>68382948 now lets shoot some passes sport :3

>>68449502
two's great, but three's a crowd :D

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>>68446523
I don't have a suitably patrician one to hand but here's my pleb as fuck last 7 days

>>68448567
Anything for nortism

Where is my /kakao/ bro that gave me the boob mission? She replied calling me honey and apologizing for the late reply, which is something only men do or "she" really might be a super koreaboo.
>13 unread messages.
>People asking what kind of girl I like
>"Why won't you reply to me?"
I really feel sad now, feel like I'm on an existential crisis.

>>68450347
After reading stuff like this in this thread, I don't think I can ever bring myself to talk to a girl who says something positive about Koreans.

So whats this thread? I already have an account there but I always get boring desu.

I prefer vk, because Im learning russian.

So you use interpals to get pussy and learn languages or what, im lost here

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>>68450347
Awesome, I'm trusting in you my cucked friend. Like I told you I'm also having an existential crisis like you and I've decided I'm going to tell my Frenchie I won't see her.

Guess I'm going to make this song my new anti-cuckening.
https://youtu.be/4l9JOxdDxdY

>Eat the noodle, taste the bootle
>Once you go black, you'll get shot in the shack

>>68450886
We use ip to fight for 10 qts, the 3000 other qts hate whitey and just want Korea

>>68451112
anti cuckening theme*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>68451148
I thought IP was ONLY for learnig languages..

So is there any chance for an anon?

>>68451327
2bh it is, at least if you want to talk to Russians and Slavs. There are quite a lot of based Russians qts and men on the site, but if you talk to guys they will probably think you're gay.

>>68451406
Just say it anon, interpals it's mostly for desesperate people. Im not judging tho.

So give me tips m8. I don't have a profile pic kek, is that bad?

>>68451406
Implying there are non-koreaboo slavs on this fuckin site

>>68451523
Of course it is for autist losers and mentally damaged girls, I thought that was obvious. Sorry :3

Yeah, you need a picture... If I remember right searches after people even defaults to leaving out people without pictures.

>>68451601
I have had a couple. Unfortunately it seems like most people (only Slavs are interested actually) who learn Norwegian also combines it with Japanese.

I need help with something: I'm a 188 blond (like platinum blond) with blue eyes and I'm crushing hard on a qt. We were talking about looks the other day and she told me she liked dark and handsome mediterraneans... even Turks. She also said they were douches, but handsome douches.

I haven't been able to let it go since I hear that shit about tall dark men (not black, like white whit dark hair) all the time. What do?

>>68451757
>What do?
Forget about her, post her profile and maybe some anon will have a better luck with her.

>>68451757
Looks like we're all doomed to painful conversations with gooks who have the conversation skills of a 2 year old.

>>68451757
im a med. Can i have her profile, senpai?

>>68451875
kekeke, you know I'm way to paranoid to post qts I've talked to with my main ;)
>>68451880
Well I know two things, I will never turn to gooks and I will never turn to a spergette. Then I will rather let evolution take care of me.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
the saddest are these:
'Sorry anon I fell asleep', but you saw her online again and again.

>>68451757
blonde hair on men is pretty gay tbqh ;D

my blonde/blue German qt said she liked dark hair blue eyes on men more

>>68452045
Can one nice thing happen to me 2017?

>>68452102
That was my whole point you fuggbard...

Actually the French qt I mentioned likes blond guys, but that's a bit ruined as she started liking us after her asian phase.

>>68452105
I'll give you mine if you give me yours ;^]

Just be happy that you're taller and whiter than I, and let that give you a nice comfy sense of innate self worth you can build on top of with personal merit and achievement :3

>>68452175
Actually I deleted my real profile when I saw that a Korean guy got hundreds of views a day and 10-30 messages while I got 5-10 views a week... So I don't really need qts

>>68452269
You just deleted it?

Calm down you faggot, get your approval from yourself rather than worthless koreaboos

Does anyone know of alternatives to interpals that are less broken and have less koreaboos?

>>68452333
Y-you have self esteem? Teach me your ways Master!

>>68452269
Christ man I'm an ugly, obnoxious American and I get 1-200 views a day. What are you doing wrong?

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>>68451635

I am actually talking with a girl from russia. She's an "asian russian", you know. And it's pretty interesting. She can speak english kinda well but it's OK to me to communicate with her.

I talk with other russian girl too, in this case she's not asian, she's from SPb haha, she can speak english so well, at least for me, and I'd really love to spend more time talking with her, but I don't do it because..(I explain it below)

And finally on Vk, I talk with other russian girl, from Moscow, the problem with this girl is that she can't speak english wery well, sometimes she needs to use google translate, she's trying to learn and she doesn't understand some things, but well for the moment everything is fine. I've been talking to this girl for almost a month.

Mostly, I use Vk to talk with this last girl and that's why I don't usually use Interpals. I spend most time with this last girl.

Of course, my priorities are:

First: learn the language
Second: everything else


And about the profile pic, I don have pics of me, neither in IP nor Vk.


I don't like taking pics of me, I am robot(r9k) feels bad man. But for the moment, none of these girls said anything about it, so it's ok(I hope)

Im thinking on spent more time talking on both sites, after all im a neet, i have plenty of time.

>>68452373
add me on skype and ill give you a stern talking to that you need berry much, young man

99% of the girls on this site are worthless. you'd realize that if you actually had a girlfriend before. they're at best pretty faces, and at worst timesinks and emotional parasites

Do you people really use this ?

What's the point ? Girls are I assume quite a bit away from you ?

I saw this general a few times around, first I thought it was a joke, but you're still here.

Are you guys just desperate or what ? To the norge guy, I mean even if she was into you, you think she'd travel to see you or something ?

I read a few posts, and you don't seem to be interested in anything but getting nudes from some girls.

You're just doing it for pictures ? That's lame as fuck guys.

I mean I might not be getting any at the moment, but as that old croat song goes
Radije cu sam sa sobom hladno pice piti
neg za malo vruce picke gorke suze liti

>>68452357
What are you looking for? There's HelloTalk, but that's mobile only AFAIK, and requires you select a specific language to learn.

>>68452495
Basically the same shit as I use interpals for. Talking to grills because I'm an autist and live in a small town where any girl that's still single at my age is a fucking manatee

>>68452475
i dont bother asking for nudes

i just started using it because i wanted to practice talking to girls so i could use what i learn and apply to real life.

so far i have become a lot more confident irl and it has actually helped

>>68452475
It does happen you twat.
Your adamant faggotry is the reason it's so hard to find though
imgur.com/a/62j4N

i met this norwegian girl in her country, and she came to see me in mine

better than any other relationship

>>68452269
> 5-10 views a week

Dude, you should be getting way more views of that... Were you using a meme picture as your main picture? Because that would explain.

>>68452565
That looks QT as fuck, grats.

>>68452495
Hello Talk is a genuine language learning app that explicitly prohibits any kind of flirting and dating activities.

So you might get your ass banned real quick if you do that stuff on there.

>>68452532
this, I need to know for the exact same reason and all

I signed up, but not getting the confirmation email
can't hit on any russian qts :((((

>>68452565

I was asking, not telling.

Where are you from originally dude ?

Also you have to realise she's mental right ? Nobody in their right mind goes half way across the word to meet a stranger from the internet.


>>68452561

Can't you, you know, drink, like the rest of normal folk ?

>>68452666
>russian qts

fisrt of all, do you really want to learn the russian language, mr pidor?

>>68452626
I broke up with her because she was so vapid and immature.

She's objectively more attractive than I am, which is why that norwegian guys' insecurity is so stupid.

If he wasn't such a pussy and didn't put women on a pedestal he'd have much more success.

At the same time though, that Serb's bullshit about how LDR never works ironically tends to appeal to people with a practical sense, so there are so few of them that people even try to make work

>>68452673
Yeah, because it was LDR she must be mental. it's called young love, and it's amazing.

My family has been American since it's founding, but I'm mostly italian, jewish, german and english

>>68452673
well 99% of the time im not drunk so...

>>68452708
kinda, but not really, you know?

>>68452673
It's actually cheaper to stay at some cute's house for two weeks than booking a hotel room, you realize that? Nothing mad about this.

>>68452627
>explicitly prohibits any kind of flirting and dating activities.

Yeah, doesn't stop people, unfortunately. But it is less common. And if you just want to talk to cute girls, as long as nudes aren't your goal, you can find plenty on it.

>>68452475
I talk to a German girl on the phone for hours so she can practice her English and shit and I can practice talking to attractive women without losing my spaghetti

the end goal for me is to get enough confidence to talk to girls irl

or to bring the German over to Canada cause she's pretty cool and we've been talking for a while now

whatever the outcome though, I feel it's helping me for the better so it wasn't a waste of time.

>>68452378
P-pics or it didn't happen! And scripting is cheating!

I'm not even ugly and quite fit actually. As you can see from my posts I'm quite the sperg though, but it doesn't show in my picture.

>>68452456
I-I had a gf I lived with for 2 years actually. The way I see it is that not even worthless grills want me so something must be wrong with me. Well I guess it might be irrational but spergs gonna sperg sometimes.

I have gotten a couple of qts of the site actually, but in the end they always turn out to be angry bishiz (like my Norwegian ex) or broken qts who just want someone to settle with...so I have sort of started to believe I get what I deserve.

>>68452475
I've met her before... I've also met two other Frenchies and one Pole. Yes, in person. Yes, I deployed.

>>68452594
Nope, I used a picture I used on my old-old profile from a year ago and back then I got views with it.

Sorry about the whining, it's just one of them days when the memes aren't as dank as they usually are and the qts on the other side are qter than your qts.

>>68452727
Im learning >>68452382

Honestly, if you only want to get girls and you don't like the the language or country, I don't recommend to you, but if you only want some fun, go ahead!

>>68452778
>Yeah, doesn't stop people, unfortunately.

Sure, but it's still the best thing there when it comes to finding language exchange partners.

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>>68452828
YEAH, I WOULD IF THE FUCKING CONFIRMATION EMAIL WOULD COME THROUGH WHAT THE FUCK

>>68452865

Just look through your spam folder :^)

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>>68452899
I have

>>68452495
HelloTalk is shit now because it became full VIP, you have to pay membership otherwise you can't even choose what countries to message and stuff.

>>68452815
Tell yourself you're better than them, and you will be. Tell yourself they're all you deserve, and that'll be your reality.

my profile is obnoxious as fuck but i get steady messages throughout the day and skype 2-3 girls a week. I get replies because even though i'm annoying and cringe, i have confidence. They know i do it for my own fun, rather than to earn their affection, which is probably a difference between us. once you actually hear them talk, get to know them a little bit, you realize how stupid they are and how unhappy you'd be with them anyways.

>>68452717

Thanks, I had money riding on Italian.
And, no, not because it's LDR, but because she's came to see a stranger in another country.

I wouldn't go stay with a stranger I met on the internet in Dubrovnik let alone in another country.

>>68452718
Well, there's your issue.

>>68452735
Unless, it costs you, you know, your life.

>>68452780
I was going to be nice, because you seem autistic, and say, well as long as you don't feel like it's wasting time, it's not.

But I realised it's bullshit and people can indeed waste time even if they think they aren't.

Go get pissed, make a fool out of yourself, 2-3x times, and suddenly you're just a normal human bean.

>>68452815
>I've met her before... I've also met two other Frenchies and one Pole. Yes, in person. Yes, I deployed.

Deployed what ? You were in the army ?

I mean I can understand being deployed somewhere and finding french and polish friends, that's okay.

Do you guys have profile pic?

Im insecure af and i have lowselfsteem, not sure if..

>>68452967
>I wouldn't go stay with a stranger I met on the internet in Dubrovnik let alone in another country.

she's not a stranger if you've known each other months, verify everything, etc
i don't think any of us are saying immediately buy a ticket to meet up with someone you just met the day or week before

>>68452929
Have you checked your inbox ?


That's what you get for not using mail.ru

>>68452940

Well, I bought an additional language slot before the big changes and they replaced it with 2 years of premium access after that, so right know I can't complain.

It seems like they did the same for anyone that bought something.

>>68452970
you cannot use this website without multiple pictures

like you technically can, but good fucking luck lmao

>>68453017
You can never verify everything, and in the end you're always left to trusting that person.

>>68452970
I fucking hate myself and how I look and even I have pics.

>>68453023
yeah, I have. I'll try use mail.ru, thanks.

>>68452954
P-post brofiel!
>>68452967
Deploying - deploy penis into vagina.

>>68452967
>Unless, it costs you, you know, your life.

Are you a woman? The number one thing women fear when meeting someone from the Internet is a murderer.

>>68453065
god forbid you have to trust someone

>>68452970
just use your pictures, you'll be surprised at the kind of girls that'll talk to you

I was the same before I made an account on here

>>68453098
https://www.interpals.net/trustmeimwhite

>>68453079
>>68453119

Fuckkk IM not sure anons, also my camera phone is pure shit..

>>68453065
you're way being too paranoid

>>68453065

Sometimes you have to take risks in life to get an even bigger reward, Anon. No one remembers pussies. But yeah, anyone who is smart has a back up plan or at least enough money for the flight back.

>>68453150
how did I even fuck that up

you're being way too paranoid*

>>68453037
I've been using Hello Pal for two weeks now, but it's literally koreaboo central so I'm about to delete it, it's disgusting.
Maybe I should get HelloTalk again and buy a membership, though I don't know how much is it converted to pesos, I'm not going to spend $100 just for an app.

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>>68453132
>18
Now's not the time for existential crisis lad. That comes later.

>>68453090

eh, you kinda missed the joke there senpai

It was a bad joke, but still.

>>68453098
In a Pole ?
And two frenchies ?
What are you a faggot ?

>>68453107
>>68453150
I'm Serbian.


>>68453155
Perhaps if you plan it well, but hey mate, there are pretty women in your own country as well!

No risk of being sold into slavery!

>>68453104
>Are you a woman?

Well fuck you too

>>68453217
for you

>>68453133
As long as you have a smart phone made within the last 5 years it can't be that bad.

>>68453240
>Are you a faggot
No, they were girls (by birth)

>>68453240
>Perhaps if you plan it well, but hey mate, there are pretty women in your own country as well!

But these women don't teach me a foreign language and can show a foreign country from the perspective of a local. It's surprising how you can't even comprehend this viewpoint.

>>68453098
post face i want to see you bb

>>68453272
Is Pole/Frenchie a grammatically correct statement if it's a girl ?

>>68453212
Well, I'm serious about the language learning part, so I rarely even message people that don't completly match my languages, only when there is no native speaker available at that time of the day.

>>68453133
I'm going to give you a tip, download Retrica, use a filter called 'Shine', it makes your hair look lighter and gets rid of your eye-bags and red points in your face, and makes your teeth look whiter...
Then use the front camera obviously, get near some good artificial light (though if natural sunlight is better), play with the angles and that's it. You'll go from 5/10 to 7/10.

>>68453317

>But these women don't teach me a foreign language and can show a foreign country from the perspective of a local.

But they do if you're Serbian.

I can go to Croatia and learn a foreign language of catholic Serbs and catholic Serbia.

or I can go to Bosnia and learn about islamic Serbs and Islamic Serbia.

I can't go anywhere else, because, well, I don't have the money.