Nords = Vikings Imperials = Romans Bretons = Celts Khajiit =

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>>68411219
>Falmer = Finns

>>68411246
Basically

>Once a noble and proud race genocided and driven underground by Nords
>Contemporary Falmer have had their history morphed and distorted by Nordic supremacists and liars and have had to withstand genocide and other forms of oppression from the Nords

>>68411471
when were finns "noble and proud"? you were shit-eating barbarians before the swedes civilised you

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>>68411494
That's the narrative they want you to believe.

Altmers are germans
Argonians are indus
Dunmer are slavs
Orsmer are dindus

>>68411219

>Argonians - Dindus
>The homeland of the argonians regularly conquers shit next to them for shits and giggles
>The argonians went into oblivion, and killed so many daedra that the portals were closed in Black Marsh
>The argonians can connect via a giant sentient tree
>They regularly prevent people from entering their homeland, either by sending them back forcefully or taking the Dunmer's lands

Nah, I'd call them a wierd combination, like if Tibet and Germany had a lovechild, who then took a course in Hivemind 101, but changed to Aquatic Sports science after first year.

Besides, it's either the Redguards, Dunmer or Orsimer that are native africans. Redguards because hot desert climate, and blatant late Egyptian styling, Dunmer because most of the people who abuse them are drunk as shit and not even doing it for the right reasons, and Orsimer because of the general tribal inspiration.

Also, if the Falmer are Finns, what are Dwemer?

>>68411545
>Dwemer
ancient Egyptians (i.e. aliens)

>>68411645

>The ancient Egyptians went all the way to Finland and decided to fuck them up

Anthropology according to 4chan.

Jesus achieved CHIM

>>68411684
there are no other advanced people in the vicinity, in fact the only other people around are the sami and they're all niggers

>>68411545
Thank goodness someone else is educating these cretins on the Argonian master race. I was about to sperg.

Reminder that the Daedra had to close their Oblivion gates, which they used to sweep over Tamriel, btfo'ing most people easily. Because the Hist decided it didn't like the Daedra and made the Argonians into temporary super Argonians, who subsequently slaughtered their way all the way through the invasion gates and into Oblivion. The largely militarily unchallenged invaders had to quickly save themselves from being invaded.

>>68411730
Buddha is a more accurate comparison

>>68411219
Morrowind is Russia.

>>68414817
Actually Slavs are a faction within Imperials.

WHEN IS THE NEXT ONE COMING OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It sucks that just about every other European ethnicity has a corresponding race in the game but not Finnic people. We're always forgotten or mistaken to be Scandinavian even though we're a unique people and have a very interesting culture.

>>68411730
>>68414520

both are incarnations of the godhead ( hinduism )

>>68411505
>errytiem until u liek it

>>68411219
>Nord
Snowniggers
>Breton
Celtic Frogs
>Altmer
Jews
>Khajiit
Gypsies
>Redguard
Sandniggers
>Imperial
Wops/Romans
>Bosmer
Hippies
>Orc
Niggers
>Argonian
Lizards

We wuz redguards

>>68415365
Next year

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>orcs
>once noble elves
>cursed by the átok
>denied their own country, called bozgors, invaders everywhere
>still strong af and good craftsman
>don't like migrants in their strongholds, keep to themselves
>not hungarians

>>68411219
>Altmer = Anglos
no
>Bretons = Celts
no

>>68415475
Redguard are regular niggers and sandniggers together and Orcs are Mongols.

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>>68411545
>>68414287
>Get enslaved by the Dunmer for hundreds of years
>Also slaves to a fucking leaf, like some kind of Canadian mindbreak doujinshi
>Have to wait for multiple apocalyptic scenarios and literal Gods messing around before they can do shit
Don't tell me you seriously fell for the propaganda of that bunch of literally immortal warriors running away from some super goys? Cannot wait for the day Bethesda announce TES VI: Black Marsh and finally give Argonians the treatment they deserve.

>>68415554
ayy

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>>68411471
>by Nords
But the Finno-Ugrics were cucked into oblivion by the East Slavs.

What are the Chinese?

>>68415624
i don't think there's a race in tamriel of 4 foot tall yellowskinned fetus faces.

>>68411219
Celts were supposedly big according to wikipedia, bretons i think represent all other western european countries

in my opinion i also think Altmer are japanese imperialists, since they come from a far away island and are xenophobic and rude

>>68415666
The Akaviri are supposed to be the Japanese

>>68415694
Ah, I forgot

i guess it does make sense that altmer are anglos, because of colonization of india and america but I always pictured asians as being elfs

>>68411219
>Altmer = Anglos
Altmer = Israelis

>>68411494
>not knowing about the finnish/Korean hyperwar

>>68411545
Zulus then.

>>68415614
scandis, tatars and ruskies all together fucked the finno-ugrics up.

iirc only the Mordvin Finns, Uralic tribes (like Khanty and Udmurts) and Samoyed (like the Nenets and Enets) in Russia are the minorities left.

>>68411545
I think the Dwemer were nazis that discovered that by smashing particles together they can create enough energy to open a black hole into another parallel universe

>>68415884
There are more tribes but not many people.

>>68415884
Most of the (literal) fucking was done by Russians.

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>>68411471
Nords didn't do it tho. Nords warred them underground with alliances with the dark elves. Then dwemer proceeded to enslave and twist them. Still ain't mad tho. We'll rise up form the depths and enslave those puny humans.

I always thought High Elves were like Jews? I guess Anglo Jews would be a good description.

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>>68415986
ayy

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fucking when?

>>68416081
Never hopefully, It's better to keep it as mysterious as possible. And this is where i think Bethesda does it's lore right. It's not revealing everythign outright. ie. Dwemer.

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>Tribes
>left place for a homeland
>punished by god
>waiting for a messianic figure
>ancient adversary looks Babylonian
I always figured Dunmer were knock off Hebrews.

>>68415443
It is the objective truth, Zsoltán.

>>68416249
Yeah I noticed dwemer being babylonians too

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Guys! GUYS! I think I figured it out. There's an unknown race living in Eastern Atmora.
Songs of the Return vol. 24:
>sinewy long folk from the [eastern] edge of Atmora. Their ruddy skin matched the dawn and it was often said that morning herself learned [her glorious colors from] the first faces to meet her at the break of day.
And as far as I can tell, they're not the Giants. Finns confirmed to be in the game!

Altmer: Anglos/Francos
Dwemer: Germs/Scandis
Falmer: Finns
Bosmer: Italians/Greeks
Dunmer: Slavs
Maormer: Iberians
Orsimer: T*rks
Khajit: Gypos
Argonians: Jews

Prove me wrong.

>>68411219
>Dumner = Indians

I can fuck with this

>>68411219
Does that mean Pacific Islanders = obese Maormer?

>>68411219
Nords = Scandinavians
Imperials = Latins (Italians, French, Sparniards, Portugueses, Romanians)
Bretons = French
Khajiit = Gypsies
Redguards = Arabs
Altmer = Aryans
Falmer = Northern Germans
Akaviri = Japanese
Dunmer = Slavs
Argonians = Dindus
Bosmer = Southern Germans
Orsmer = Mongols

>>68417114
we altmer now

>>68415525
Bethesda has stated that it will be years before they release the next elder scrolls title because they can't produce the game they want with the current technology. They will probably release few completely new titles before that.

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