Why do Italians hate butter?

>>68387466

Do Americans actually butter their bread in restaurants?

>>68387466
Southern french and spaniards too, it's a latin thing, olive oil all the way

why are american tourists such unbearable cunts

>>68387518

Southern French do not hate butter, we just don't use it for cooking. Enculé, va

>>68387567
In life the more of an asshole you are the more cunts you encounter

>>68387506
Yea?
>>68387567
Except everyone loves us more than you limey cunts

>>68387506
Shit yes my froggy friend, any decent restaurant will have a complimentary basket of bread and a pad of butter to munch on while you wait for your meal to arrive. Fancier ones have fancy butter flavored with garlic or other things.

>>68387602

La première fois que j'ai gouté de l'huile d'olive je devais avoir 10 ans et c'était dans le sud de la France. Vous haissez le beurre là-bas, c'est comme ça, je ne vous en veux pas.

>>68387618

Why? Explain yourself, right now

Because we aren't fat fucking burger.

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>>68387661
Because it's delicious.

>>68387661
Butter is good on bread.

>>68387664
No need to get upset Luigi.

>>68387661
I don't know, it's something I've always done. Doesn't help that my mother thinks buttered toast is a "snack". At least when I go out. I only take one roll, I came for steak and lobster, not fucking bread

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>>68387654
>La première fois que j'ai gouté de l'huile d'olive je devais avoir 10 ans

Putain mais t'as passé ta jeunesse dans un HLM de Picardie ou quoi?

>>68387691
>>68387704

Fair enough, careful though

>>68387762

>Putain mais t'as passé ta jeunesse dans un HLM de Picardie ou quoi?

Campagne normande et Angleterre, l'huile d'olive ça n'existe pas chez nous

>>68387506
Yes and Slavs and Krauts smear rendered pig fat on it.

>>68387790

Ben moi je suis provençal et je cuisine surtout à l'huile d'olive mais j'utilise aussi beaucoup de beurre et de crème fraîche en fonction des plats.

>>68387567
>why are american tourists such unbearable cunts
t.Country with some of the most hated tourists.

Because they are civilized

>>68387808
>Yes and Slavs and Krauts smear rendered pig fat on it.

nuthin wrong with that

>>68387664
Not yet....
http://www.thelocal.it/20151106/why-are-italian-children-so-fat

>>68387851
Agreed, I'm just saying it's a similar concept as your spreading a salted (or unsalted) fat on bread.

>>68387808
Clarified salted lard with apples is better than you could possibly imagine.

>>68387891
Terroni's fault, we are true aryans

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>>68387466
Buttering your bread in a restaurant is still weird though

>>68388788
Your olive oil fetish is weirder

>>68388053
I live in Sicily, I can assure you no more than 5% of the kids are overweight. Most of the fat people are actually old. That article is bullshit.

>>68389686
I'm from the butter part of the map though

>>68387466
I really want to know who the fuck writes this retarded shit. Probably an Ameritard expat.

>>68389966
virtually everybody in the north uses olive oil, the difference is that you use butter to fry some things and southerners use olive oil or seed oil to do that.

>>68390527
do you butter your bread during meals?

if you do you might have to go back.

If you want to eat bread you either eat it by itself, "Fai la scarpetta" and you get all the sauce in the plate or you put oil and some salt on the bread and it becomes delicious.

Why the fuck would you butter your bread you sick monster

>>68392492
>you put oil and some salt on the bread

stuff literally no one does, the only reason you'd put oil on bread is to taste the oil, once.

>>68392557
Why once?

Oil is delicious here,why wouldn't you eat it all the time?
Put some salt if the bread isn't salty enough (maybe if it's pane sciocco or something like that) and it becomes perfect

>>68392662
hello Kevin, enjoying your vacation to Italy? good

>>68392722
Guarda che mi chiamo Giuseppe.
Sono abbastanza sicuro di chiamarmi Giuseppe e sono anche abbastanza sicuro di aver riempito il mio pane di olio e sale un cazziglione di volte, amichetto.

>>68387466
Traditional northern italian cuisine (mostly dead nowadays because ''muh mediterranean greek7south italian diet is deh bezt'') used TONS of butter. We we're basically ht ebuffering zone between south, central and eastern Europe so we were used to have basically all their traditions.

>>68392892
I went to Milan last week and thoroughly enjoyed the buttery goodness there. That thing with the risotto with marrow was lovely

>>68387567
poms are quite literally worse

Why are there so many rules in Europe? Rules about butter, rules about bread, rules about cheese. Rules rules rules.

>>68393241
we're old.

>>68393241
t. Someone who eats chicken with Yorkshire puddings

>>68387466
If you use butter in Spain you will be see as someone barbaric and uncivilized, or a fatman.

>>68393241
Because Americans ruined everything. Probably they use oil with butter flavour

>>68393365
Aussies almost never eat yorkshire pudding and when we do it's invariably with a full english brekky (no chicken) so you're just chatting shit.

>>68393445
You utter gormless mong, you pitiful little worm, stay in your gremlin containment zone. Yorkshires are for roast beef ONLY

>>68393241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_vQWquKtBg

>>68393530
oops for some reason i thought you were talking about that blood sausage stuff that comes with english breakfasts

never had a yorkshire pudding then I guess

>>68393602
Ah, you mean black pudding. Phew. Yeah Yorkshire pudding isn't something that's travelled outside the UK I think, it's basically pancake batter but cooked in fat at extremely high temperature in an oven so it puffs up. Very stodgy, not suitable for Australian weather

>>68393688
Looked it up on google images and it looks okay

One thing I miss about the UK are the pies, they were really delicious. Perfect weather as well to guzzle one down with a pint of dark ale.

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>tfw in restaurant/pub I put mayonnaise on my bread

Literally the snack of the gods

>they dont dunk it in in olive oil
fucking italian gay plebs

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>>68395420
>tfw put mayo on my steak

>>68395494
>country shaped like a turd
>shit taste

makes sense

>>68395557
>he doesn't enjoy the beautiful taste of fluffy bread dunked in cold olive oil

>>68395655
how do you call those tunisian things, like yellow fried hot pockets?

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>>68395655

Superior bruschetta con lardo di colonnata reporting in

>protip: add porcini mushrooms and honey to get an orgasm

>>68395842
frikasay
>>68395929
>lardo
eww

>>68396147
>muslim

commit mahjong

>>68392992
Risotto alla milanese... typical. Too bad that lombards nowadays are less than 30% of the population

>>68393241

Europeans are weak minded and need to be lead by the nose by their superiors to live.

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>>68392992

It's called ossobuco

What the fuck is wrong with americans?
Why do they expect everything to be the same as their bloody country?

>>68396411
not even muslim and what does that have to with olive oil and bread you autistic fuck

>>68396488
Embarrassing

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>>68397168

Or maybe it's because niggers like you steal our products identity and use it for your imitations of Italian "sound alike" food.

>>68397367
why are italians so autistic and closed minded the comment section on this video is so embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYhKDweME3A

>not buttering your bread
fucking third worlders

>>68397503
>implying that a person commenting on youtube isn't autistic at all

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>>68397503
>98% of the commenters are italians going on autistic rage fits

>>68392992

Excellent taste Nigel. How did you enjoy the city?

>>68395929
fuck, my mouth is watering right now

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>>68395420
>>68395519
>tfw I put ketchup on my pizza

>>68397503
I'm surprised because he repeats that olive oil prevents pastas for sticking, whereas you actually add olive oil for the taste (tell me fellow intalians).
This is why you don't need to add olive oil once pastas are cooked - except if additional olive oil is part of the seasoning.

>>68406387
I eat my pizza with a fork and knife

>be american family in rome
>go out for breakfast
>order pancakes with extra butter
>waiter doesn't understand
>you scoff at him and just order a cappuccino
>some cunt on the table over has lit up a cigarette, fake cough loudly to let him know this isn't ok
>rush out to see the sights of rome, high five each other afterwards while shouting colloseoooo - done!
>time is short, ask a passerby where to find the leaning tower of pisa
>all this walking makes you hungry
>go to a neapolitan restaurant
>ask for something roman
>get fed up trying to understand the waiter and just settle for some brushedda and a cup o cawfee to wash it down
>complain about portion sizes and absence of butter with the bread
>waddle out of the restaurant
>some gypsy stops you as hes collecting money for the deaf
>give him a fiver, it's not like these cheapskate yuros would ever open their purse strings to help those in need
>too tired to see anything more, decide to take a taxi back to the hotel
>complain about why they dont fix up the roads as the cobblestones make your back hurt

>>68406438
Yes, olive oil is used as a condiment. Most types of sauces contain it anyway, there's no reason to make the dish fatter, and it's not true that it prevents it from sticking.

>>68407579
kek

>>68407585
>and it's not true that it prevents it from sticking.
who am I supposed to believe
autistic italians
or chef gordon ramsay

>>68407761
Millions of Italians who have been cooking pasta for centuries, or a single mortal man?

>>68407831
>"""pasta"""

>>68407761
You american eat artificial and trans foods no wonder you can't understand

>>68406701
the patrician way then

>>68397503
tryhard fagit, all those moves are pure autism.

>>68387567
>brits complaining about tourists

kek

KEK

>>68406438

It does prevent pasta from sticking, but only a few kind of pasta require that.

>>68397503
>muh pasta
>muh proper flavor combinations
>muh proper hour for every type of food
>muh perfect texture

Italian autism proves that the Romans were once Nordic

>>68406438
oil prevents pasta from sticking, it's especially important to use when your pasta is the like that releases a little bit of jelly while cooking (I've not seen that kind of thing in a long time though).
since we are uncivilized mongrels, we add a little bit of butter to the finished pasta to give some flavour (but only when there is no sauce, butter and sauce do not mix)

>>68395494
Wait, Tunisians do this? I'm confused, because in America all Italian restaurants have bread with olive oil to dunk in. Then OP says real Italians never do that, and then a Tunisian says they do do that. So our Italian restaurants are run by Tunisians?

>>68397328
He was accusing you of being triggered by pork because you were muslim

>>68412181
I'm going to trigger a lot of people with this, but you can make a really good sauce with butter and tomato paste

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Can an Italian please explain why chicken alfredo triggers you?

>>68415046
Don't tell them I just ate penne [spoiler]alla vodka[/spoiler]

>>68415704
Good man

i tried eating bread with oil and after about the 20th slice i felt like vomiting

>>68418387
>20th slice
consider taking up running
or maybe eat 21 slices since we all know you don't need the calories.

>>68412609
Tunisians are experts when it comes to olive oil, trust him.

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>>68387466
Having lived in Italy, gotta love how not putting butter on fucking everything everywhere is the same as almost never using it to Amerisharts.

Been to America too, stop drenching everything in your shitty butter. The fucking things comes in BUCKETS, no wonder you're so damn fat.

>>68420697
>The fucking things comes in BUCKETS
Please tell me you're memeing

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>>68387466
In France people unironically eat pastas with butter as only seasoning.

Btw it's retarded to say "in Italy they don't eat bread with butter in restaurant OMG" while it's a fuckin anglo thing.
I won't make an article about how americans don't eat baguettes because wtf why would they eat baguettes they're not french you dumbfuck.

>>68421191
We eat pasta with butter sometimes, mostly when a kid is too picky with the food and doesn't want to eat pasta with fish or something so you take a bit of pasta aside and just put butter because you don't have much else.

>Go to restaurant
>Waiter thinks he can dictate whether or not you're allowed to butter your bread

Nice joke, now get my butter or pay for my meal if you think you're dictating what I'm eating.

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>>68421446
Yes yo do it when you're poor while here it's common, like crème fraiche on pastas a la carbonara or pesto on pizzas.

btw would you eat my bolo ballz ?

>>68421495
why are Canadians so cringeworthy?

Do you eat bread at lunch/dinner?

>>68421586
>crème fraiche on pastas a la carbonara

french carbonara is literally disgusting sorry, I know you consider it a student thing but still..

>pesto on pizzas
seen this, it's not bad if everything is good quality

>would you eat my bolo ballz
2lewd4me

>>68421601
yes

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>>68421645
>implying we can have good quality Italian products in France
I hate the way we destroy your culture here. I don't understand how can we fuck up everything whereas you're our direct neighbor.

>>68421839
well everybody does, that's why we get triggered sometimes, especially when foreigners discuss our food like they know it :^)