>What disaster is most likely to happen in your cunt >What

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USA, The South

Tornadoes are the only real danger, they're seasonal

The plan is basically to get into a closet and hope it doesn't hit you directly.

When a tornado touched ground, there is a literal line of destruction from where the funnel cloud is fucking shit up on the ground, and if you are in that line you are probably going to die unless you're in a tornado shelter.

They're actually pretty fucking terrifying

>>68367141
>another economic crisis
>got a secret stash of euros for moving to Germany with family for a while in case shit goes down

Some dam fucking up or Lula getting elected I guess, can't really think of anything apocalyptic.
I would just keep on NEETing.

an economic war between US if the Mexican left gains power in 2018
family has a lot of real state, so probably sell a couple of apartments and go live to Canada or sell it all and gain American citizenship through EB-5.
there goes my future

>>68367141
grab sks

go inna woods

>>68369590
can't queef on the leaf

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tea shortage

>>68367141
I live in the Pacific Northwest. At some point in the nearish future there's probably going to be an enormous earthquake. My plan is to get outside as quickly as possible.

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>>68367141
>What disaster is most likely to happen in your cunt
non-white takeover
>What is your plan in a SHTF scenario
stay inside, play vidya, and watch anime

>>68367332
Have you considered using brick instead of wood for your houses?

>>68368871
The economic war started as soon as Trump won. Don't be naive.

>>68367141
This guy was a /pol/ tard. Being held in Atlantic institution

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>What disaster is most likely to happen in your cunt
non-white takeover
>What is your plan in a SHTF scenario
go innawoods, create blonde children, heil Odin

>>68367141
weekend .__.

>>68373099
t-t-there's still a chance, isn't it?

>>68373132
Good. He is fucking crazy

>nothing

>nothing

This country legit boring as fuck.

Earthquakes, floods, any sort of natural disasters are extremely rare. War and shootings don’t happen (apart from that one time) and diseases are swiftly dealt with.

I couldn't die even if I tried.