is it true that if you eat 20 big macs and sing the star spangled

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2016-12-07 09:11:35 Post No. 68363139
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:11:35 Post No. 68363139 [Report]

is it true that if you eat 20 big macs and sing the star spangled banner then Uncle Sam shows up at your house and makes you a American citizen?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:14:16 Post No.68363250
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:14:16 Post No.68363250 [Report]

not before they give you complimentary shot

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:14:27 Post No.68363256
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:14:27 Post No.68363256 [Report]

>>68363139
Wtf, I can't even complete one, I always get full and leave out 1/2 of it for later

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:15:00 Post No.68363283
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:15:00 Post No.68363283 [Report]

>>68363139
Nope, I tried that and then get shot and nothing happened

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:15:44 Post No.68363300
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:15:44 Post No.68363300 [Report]

>>68363139

You need to get circumcized before even trying

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:18:36 Post No.68363419
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:18:36 Post No.68363419 [Report]

>10160 calories

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:19:10 Post No.68363439
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:19:10 Post No.68363439 [Report]

>>68363256
How much do you weigh?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:25:38 Post No.68363715
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 09:25:38 Post No.68363715 [Report]

When you become fat in Japan, are you granted asylum in the USA?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:29:11 Post No.68366542
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:29:11 Post No.68366542 [Report]

>>68363256
If you are a man, you are a disgrace.

Kamen Rider 2016-12-07 10:32:40 Post No.68366702
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Kamen Rider 2016-12-07 10:32:40 Post No.68366702 [Report]

>>68363256
are you a grill

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:34:18 Post No.68366773
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:34:18 Post No.68366773 [Report]

>>68366542
How many burgers do you usually eat to convince yourself you are a man?

Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:54:47 Post No.68367597
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Anonymous 2016-12-07 10:54:47 Post No.68367597 [Report]

I'm morbidly obese and I don't think I could finish more than 5-6 Big Macs in a single sitting.