>be shithead tourist driving through America >hear sirens

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>>68347010
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Can someone identify the Nike shoes he's wearing?

>>68347113
Nike Air Poverty

call him a towelhead

>>68347010

Nothing treat him like any other police officer, he's not your friend, but don't be a dick to him.

Minority police officers are worse than the white cops a lot of the time, but they're all untrustworthy regardless of color.

>>68347243
>Minority police officers are worse than the white cops a lot of the time
That hasn't been my experience. Spics make the best cops imo.

>>68347010
He transformed from funny looking shit to a normal looking human being. Is army and police force are keys to your problems USA?

>>68347010
Wait for him to shoot me seeing as I'm an unarmed civilian and hope the bullet just grazes me since american cops are the most untrained police force in the world.

>>68347010
be polite and 99% they'll shoot you in a non lethal area.

>>68347010
bribe him

>>68347010
Why the fuck is his shirt and shorts so long? That can't be comfortable

I'll get shot for reaching into my pocket to show him my license that he asked me to show him

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>>68347847
They don't miss black targets tho

>>68348172
This seems the likely result.

>manage to show him my licence without getting shot
OUT OF THE CAR THIS LICENCE IS A FAKE THERE IS ONLY 12 MONTHS!

>>68348534
Kek, I can see this happening.

>>68348534
I chuckled.

>>68348382
Indeed. In USA black lives matter and therefore they don't miss.

>>68347113
Nike cortez. I remember them fondly. All the cholos wear them.

>>68348534
took me a sec