>you wake up >on the street -19 Celsius >all covered

Put on my thick coat, gloves and wool hat and curse the cyka blyat while walking to work.

Remove all my clothes and create snow angels :3

Acting like a Frozen

froze to death, that's how I always wanted to die

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>>68345729
>Remove all my clothes

>>68345681
Well it's the same here quite often so I'd eat brekfast, drink coffe, smoke, wash myself, dress up, go to the garage and drive to work. Unless it's weekend.

Be shocked because it has never snowed here.

>>68345681
>he thinks being covered in snow is cold

try freezing fog

>>68346339
Because I love feeling snow on my penis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hzQbJHgrkI in earbuds
and proceed with the morning walk
-19 was terrible a few decades ago but now it's fairly common

>>68345681
I put on my robe and wizard hat

Put on my underpants and walk out the door. -10/15 is the limit for when I bother with the extra layer.

>>68345681
Put benis on snow.

>>68347619
Sweden, please.

>>68345681
Same procedure as every day, James.

>>68345681
I lived in Calgary for a while. We had -25 sometimes.

>>68346556
too bad that'll be the last thing you'll ever feel

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Put on my wool long johns and tiny scarf before going to work and hope I get to work inside today.

>>68345681
Go out my home Get naked and scream i am a live i am a fucking live Suka blyat cлaвa Pycь cлaвa Пyтин cмepт вpaгaм hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahah Imperium czernego lodu then go back home and drink hot black tea and watch pervi ruski kannal davai po żenimsija s larisa dolinaji :D