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!Hola amigos!, my name is Don Ken de la Smith,
I'm a 27 year old American hispanista (Spain expert for all you guiris). I collect unemployment funds for work, and spend my days playing superior Spanish games. (Frontón, pilota valenciana, toreo de salón and mus).
I train with my toothpick every day, this superior weapon can pierce through all kinds of olives because they are made from Roman-era olive trees, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my tapeo license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Spanish fluently, both Castellano and the cani dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Spanish history and their hidalgo code, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Spanish visa, I am moving to Madrid to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become unemployed or a civil servant!
I own several trajes de luces, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I go to Spain, so I can fit in easier. I live in my parents' house and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Spain!
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>>68342907
>I hope I can become unemployed or a civil servant
This is good
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>tfw actually half spanish but can't speak a lick of spanish
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>>68342963
Are you the missing link between Spain and Australia?
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>>68342907
>Don Ken de la Smith,
lost already goddamit
i need sleep
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>>68342907
b-but don ken, you already are in spen
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>cani dialect
ostia shaval k te parto tontopollas.
btw, good luck in spain
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>>68342907
>cani
Are canis still a thing there?
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>>68343969 well... that's not a surprise for us... we still having the turros
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Dia duit, my name is Ken MacPaddy.
I'm a 27 year old American éireboo (that's Celtic football fan for all you Sasanach). I draw bad political cartoons and spend my days drinking Guinness and watching superior Irish TV shows (Father Ted)
I train with my sliotar every day, this superior weapon can batter a wife easily because it is imbued with ancient faerie magic, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hurling license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Irish fluently, both Gaeilge and the unpronouncable dialects, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Irish history and their proclamation of the republic, which I follow 100%.
When I get my Irish passport, I am moving to Dublin to attend a prestigious secondary school to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a sesh fiend or a member of the RA!
I own several St Patrick's Day hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Ireland, so I can fit in easier. I ask "what's the craic?" to the lads and mumble drunkenly as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Ireland!
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>>68343969
Mala hierba nunca muere
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