What invention did your country bring to humanity? Brazil brought

>Color TV
>Morning After Contraception pill
Your welcome

>>68336734
Everything good desu

>>68336780
>Color TV

You mean that device that was very inefficent and wasn't suitable for mass production?

>>68336734
the wright brothers weren't brazilian

>>68336780
Don't start with that, we independently invented those, not the same as others didn't

>>68336813
It was actually on the right track if you see at the history of color tv development, anyway Gonzalez camarena did lay the foundations that allowed us to be amongst the first nations to do comercial transmision.

>>68336734
We invented peanut butter. He was a black man.

>>68336891
What a great man my man.

>>68336734
Don't forget about ours "chuveiros elétricos" with high-end technology.

>>68336734
1001 ways of hiding cocaine. We are like those hackers challenging the security of a sistem to show it's vulnerabilitys. Now USA won't get bombed by ISIS as much as they would without the experience of trying to stop us.

Also the pacemaker, and a spanish guy developed LASIK while working n Bogota for a long ass time. There was also a valve for certain kind of hydrocephalism.

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>>68336970

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>>68337043

The cream separator, the gas absorption refrigerator and the multi-row self-aligning radial ball bearing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Swedish_inventions

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>>68336970
Chineses can't steal that engineering, Americans can't spy on it, Russians can' crack it. Really makes you think while taking a shower.

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>>68337198

>>68337267
>india

Faster-than-light travel

Your welcome

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>>68337267
>India
A real nightmare.
>Mexico ruining their scalp

Not really original inventions but made them better :P

Linux
NMT
Azipod
Molotov coctail
Countless memes

>>68336734
>What invention did your country bring to humanity?

Time, gravity, and evolution. 3 fundamental things to life on earth.

Wifi. Yes that's right cunts, without us you'll still be browsing 4chan using ethernet cables.

We are going to destroy an empire very soon

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>Brazilians are unironically taught that their worthless-ass country invented the airplane.

>>68338736
I do that

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The Netherlands actually invented the airplane, considering how inferior all planes before ours were.

>>68338803
Just stop, it's sad.

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>>68338846
>being this much in denial

>>68338720
Inventions, not discoveries you retard.
But you did invented tea time if that counts.

>>68336815
and what they did wasn't an airplane but a fancy catapult ball.

>>68337198
Shower thoughts.

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we reinvented the slicing of cheese

>>68338879
You have so much shit you can be legitimately proud of. Saying "we invented it because we made it better" makes no sense and makes you look desperate and sad.

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Good contemporary Kino

>>68338899
>joke
>your head

>>68338982
>t. we wuz spacerace winners and SHIIET

>>68338982
>hurr we invented peanut butter by mashing peanuts >>68336891

Meanwhile in reality:
>As the US National Peanut Board confirms, "Contrary to popular belief, George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peanut_butter#History

the taxonomy system
celsius temperature grading
dynamite
other random crap, like the brinell scale

>>68338952
wrong

>>68339083
If it can't launch it off by itself then it isn't an airplane.

>>68339107
So every planes on airplane carriers aren't planes?
I see...

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>>68339138
True m8 only these VTOL planes are true planes.

>>68336734
I lol'd so hard when they showed this at the Olympic games.

>>68339138
Last time I checked, airplane carriers don't catapult the airplanes. They're more like mobile airports.

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>>68338982
t: the larderistan citizen who goes all out on WE WUZ SPACERACE WINNERS N SHIEET

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>>68339176
VTOLs are inferior technology. Air balloons is where it's at.

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>>68338899

>>68339185
>He doesn't know about steam catapults
They're pretty common on non-British aircraft carriers.

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>>68339073
And the pronoun "hen"

>>68336734
Explain. Brazil is never mentioned in plane's wikipedia article

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>>68339182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxA-DEBPo3I

oh god it's true

>>68339271
>catapults

All that expensive technology when you can just use a fucking ramp.

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>>68339316
I still laugh

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>>68339316
It was their version of us in 2012 when they unveiled Sir Tim as the inventor of the WWW. They have to educate the ignorant masses on these things.

Why can't American planes fly backwards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kigWZGPPQao

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>>68336734
Lego
The Loudspeaker
The modern Ostoma bag
Holger Bech Nielsen
Google Maps, apparently
Handball
The PH scale

>>68339203
I can't wait until Trump dissolves NATO and lets Putin ass-rape you guys.

>>68339400
>NATO
>Finland

american education

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>>68339400
We weren't in the NATO in the first place.

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>>68337457
This.

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Just an old tool. Also stocks and financial bubbles.

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>>68339400
>american education

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We invented land.

You're welcome

>>68339518
Dutch auctions.

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>>68338899
Where the fuck would France be without this great British invention? Corked, that's where

>>68339527
in 100 years you'll be underwater so better start utilizing your invention

>>68339533
Those things are fun

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>>68336734
>Brazilians are LITERALLY this retarded

>>68339592
>in 100 years you'll be underwater
Yeah because we just stop improving our water defense and let the water in.

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Top 50 list out of literally millions.

Reflecting telescope: Isaac Newton, 1668
Seed drill: Jethro Tull, 1701
Marine chronometer: John Harrison, 1761
Spinning frame: Richard Arkwright, 1768
Toothbrush: William Addis, c. 1770
Soda water: Joseph Priestley, 1772
Hydraulic press: Joseph Bramah, 1795
Steam engine: Richard Trevithick, 1801
Glider: George Cayley, 1804
Tension-spoked wheel: George Cayley, 1808
Tin can: Peter Durand, 1810
Modern fire extinguisher: George William Manby, 1818
Electric motor: Michael Faraday, 1821
Waterproof material: Charles Macintosh, 1823
Cement: Joseph Aspdin, 1824
Passenger railway: George Stephenson, 1825
Lawnmower: Edwin Beard Budding, 1827
Photography: William Henry Fox Talbot, 1835
Electric telegraph: Charles Wheatstone & William Cooke, 1837
Chocolate bar: JS Fry & Sons, 1847
Hypodermic syringe: Alexander Wood, 1853
Synthetic dye: William Perkin, 1856
Bessemer process: Henry Bessemer, 1856
Linoleum: Frederick Walton, 1860
Sewage system: Joseph Bazalgette, 1865
Modern Torpedo: Robert Whitehead, 1866
Telephone: Alexander Graham Bell, 1876
Light Bulb: Joseph Swan, 1880
Steam turbine: Charles Parsons, 1884
Safety bicycle: John Kemp Stanley, 1885
Pneumatic tyre: John Boyd Dunlop, 1887
Thermos flask: Sir James Dewar, 1892
Electric vacuum cleaner: Hubert Cecil Booth, 1901
Disc Brakes: Frederick William Lanchester, 1902
Stainless Steel: Harry Brearley, 1913
Military tank: Ernest Swinton, 1914
Television: John Logie Baird, 1925
Catseye: Percy Shaw, 1933
Jet Engine: Frank Whittle, 1937
Electronic programmable computer: Tommy Flowers, 1943
Hovercraft: Christopher Cockerell, 1953
Automatic kettle: Peter Hobbs, 1955
Float Glass: Alastair Pilkington, 1959
Hip Replacement: John Charnley, 1962
Carbon fibre: Royal Aircraft Establishment engineers, 1963
Collapsible baby buggy: Owen Maclaren, 1965
ATM: John Shepherd-Barron, 1967
World Wide Web: Tim Berners-Lee, 1989
Wind-up radio: Trevor Baylis, 1991
Steri-spray: Ian Helmore, c. 2008

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>>68339633
>water """defense"""
>having a defense against water, the source of all life on earth
fucking nederkeks

>>68339592
>doesn't know about our defence against superstorms, because of global warming
You must be new to waterdefence

Oil refining & oil well
Bulletproof vest
Blue laser technology (used in Bluray)
Method of mass production of graphene

object oriented programming

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>>68339629
don't even

The pen.

desu... the whiteness.

>>68340166
fuck off thief
Bíró
ethnic spic name my white friend, right?

>>68339569
what is the brush for

liquid hydrogen maybe?

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>>68340281
Invented in: Argentina.

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>>68340281 you all didn't give him a fuck and now is our! MuuahHAHAhHA

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>>68336734
>Latin alphabet
>eyeglasses
>Newspaper
>Banks
>Barometer
>Anemometer
>Radio
>telphone
>pantelegraph
>Caprotti valve gear
>Carbon paper
>nitroglycerine
>Pizza
...

Pretty much all the claims I've seen from Brazilians about how the airplane wasn't really invented by the Wright brothers have been thoroughly debunked.

>>68339107
>>68339185
Good carriers (no cuckramp) use catapults to launch planes in the air

Also "can't launch itself, not a plane" would literally mean all WWII planes that were carried on non carrier ships were not planes, as they were catapult launched.

Brazil go home.

>>68340509
>>68340529
he fled from the war so keep your dirty brown hands off him
or
give me a cute argentinian woman with green eyes, then we can talk

>>68340612
see >>68339852

And even a school bus can fly if you shoot it from a giant sling btw.

>>68340674
Not really, it would just have enough energy to stay in the air.

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>>68340665 i can assure you that his eyes are green.

>>68340718
You're not getting a green card, José.

>>68340745
Not that i need one lmao.

>>68338952
is this what huemonkeys tell themselves so they can try to claim at least one technological achievement in their entire history?

>>68340674
The Wrights made dozens of flights, including many without the starting rail, before Santos-Dumont's flight in 1906. But of course, you're not going to listen to facts.

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>>68340674
So, these are not planes using your criteria

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>>68340796
>>68340797
>>68340855

I just couldn't find the sling in that picture, is that really an airplane?

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>>68336734
>Microwave Communication
>Iron and mercury coherer
>Crucible steel
>Crescograph
>Carbon pigment
>Mysorean rockets: The first iron-cased and metal-cylinder rockets
>Seamless celestial globe: Considered one of the most remarkable feats in metallurgy
>Shampoo

And loads of other inventions

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Indian_inventions_and_discoveries

>>68336734
Brazilians are the next designated shitposters.

>>68337294
>>68337479
Irony is that we invented shampoo.

AIV fodder
Ball Chair
Bubble Chair
Disc tumbler lock
Dish draining closet
Electric sail
Erwise
Heart rate monitor
Ice skate
Internet Relay Chat
Linux kernel
Mir (submersible)
Molotov cocktail
Pulk
Rescue toboggan
Safety reflector
Satchel charge
Sauna
Scream Tracker
Self-organizing map
Ski jumping sling
Short Message Service
Sound film

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>>68340973
Of course :)

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>I-it works... T-trust me, we invented it!

>>68336734
I thought you invented favelas

>>68341122
What are you implying? That was a production model, they sold a hundred of those. Of course it flied.

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>>68340978
that flag
>shampoo
>sham-poo
>poo

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You're all welcome lads

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>>68341267
The munchieboxes, your countryside and towns look really cool in the UK. Everything else looks like shit.

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>>68341267
And yet you abandoned your fellow Anglos for the filthy continentals...

I hope you truly Brexit...

Carbon nanotube, quantum computer, black hole maker, nuclear fusion, and other high tech shits

>>68341122
>two old men
Not a bad way to die desu

>>68341419
>flag

Ayy yo hol up

>>68341419
Wtf I love Monaco now

>>68336734
Nothing actually. Maybe some useless shit for pushing propaganda about great russia.

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>>68341494
Nigga what?

What about all that Space stuff? Not to mention Mendeleev inventing the periodic table.

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Biometrics
Stun guns
>Pick up that can

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whiteness

>>68341591
Our space ships fall very often, they are useless joke.
>Invented table
What an achievement. Also you can barely see a Russian flag in it.

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Peronism

>>68341591
Table is outdated, Japan was the first non white country to discover a new element recently.

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>>68341669
kek

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Before Whites:
Couple of different types of stick

After Whites:
Pacemaker, Bionic ear...

>>68341717
Those sticks may or may not come back when thrown.

>>68341591
Thank goodness the UK invented Hydrogen tbqh. Crucial to the universe.

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>>68341632
>first artificial satellite in human history
>first man in space
>we didn't do anything

Mayne, your cunt has accomplished a lot.

>>68341820
>first artificial satellite in human history
>first man in space
It was just matter of time when Americans will do it. Also we lost space race eventually. It was just waste of time.
>Pic
You can easely remove Russia from that list and nothing will change. As the title says: the big four and others.

>>68336734
>Brazil brought the plane to civilization
Not really. When the Wright brothers try to patent the air plane, France feared that USA and UK would have the monopoly over the airplane. Then France decide to support the claim of Dumond.
Dumond register first his airplane (not 14-bis) and make it "open source".
In the exactly day that the airplane became public domain, France apologize and agree that the Wright brothers are the legit air plane inventors.

This is the history of how a single Brazilian cuck the entire American Air force.

>>68341913
I mean, their patent was still binding in the US so they made most of their money anyway.

>>68341982
What?
You have to pay for something that someone made free for all?

>>68342050
Do... Do you not understand what a patent is, Brasilanon?

You document how to operate and reproduce your technology and the government grants you exclusive rights to the production of that technology for a limited amount of time. A detailed rundown of how the Wrights' technology worked was publicly available from the patent office as soon as they filed.

>>68337267

Yep, India is that filthy.
Why they don't like showers?

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>>68342246
they shower by stepping outside

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>>68342246
They prefer baths.

>>68336734
Fire powder
Printing press
Compass
Paper

Without these you niggers would be living in Stone Age by now

>>68342292

Kek
OMG, pls tell me this is fake.

We invented chemistry and the submarine.
Also discovered Iceland and America.

>>68342415
>Taiwan
kek
Your not real China, deal with it.

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Hills Hoist clothes line

>>68342415
>discover gun powder yet your engineering was so shitty that your guns were inneficient enough to coexist with bows in the battlefield until Europeans actually introduced proper designs
>Invent priting press and paper yet never figure out books
>Invent the compass and never actually use it to explore the world and get cucked out of having colonies
Are Chinese people autistic or just dumb and blessed with infinite numbers?

>>68337267
>he doesnt take 12 showers a week

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>>68336734
If we use the Wright Brother's definition of a plane then neither their or Dumont's plane was first, there were others before both of them.

What truly matters is that Dumont kickstarted the aviation revolution with a stable and controllable design, Wright's plane simply wasn't practical and they shot themselves in the foot by autistically trying to monetize it by hiding it away in classic burger fashion while someone went ahead and did a better job than them.

>>68343017

Below this is total lack of hygiene.

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>>68336734
>animated cartoon films
>the bus
>tango
>fingerprint tracing
>regular radio broadcasting
>lots of food that no one knows exists

>>68336813
Fucking mexicans fuck México. Say good things of your country, enano.

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>>68343085
keep telling yourself that m8, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>68341267
>be british
>invent everything
Euros are so ungrateful. They should treat their best country better.

>>68341717
Bionic ears are offensive to the deaf community and deaf culture

>>68343152
Right back at you.

The simple difference is that my interpretation is based on factual facts instead of semantics or nebulous definitions of what a plane is.

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>>68336734
california:
movies
tv
music
porn
video games
iphone apple
android google
surf surf skate culture

>>68336734
Food
Civilization
Radio
Telephone
Bank

>>68343521
You forgot
>Literally everything wrong with modern society

the world wide web
heroin
the synthesiser

>>68341913
>>68343085

I live in Miami and we learned Santos-Dumont invented the airplane.

>>68342818
This

A couple of fun things ^^

Methamphetamine
Cocaine
The Ballistic missile
The modern flamethrower
Rocket-powered aircrafts
Protestantism
Marxism
National Socialism
Quantum mechanics
Pretzels
Kindergarten

Duty
Honour
Time

>>68344373
Jet engines are a lot more impressive than rocket engines m8

>>68344499
The first jet aircraft was German but the invention was actualy British if I am not wrong.

>>68341717
they read max stirner and Ligotti and understand life is meaningless so might as well make sticks and fuck in the bushes

>>68343201
Little did we british know we'd be outdone by our son. You guys are the big shots now. Time to invent even cooler things

>>68342322
There's poop in that river.

>>68345080
That's the joke.

Papers Compass Gunpowder Printing

>>68336734
>What invention did your country bring to humanity?

Everything that you think is American is probably Canadian.

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>>68338952

>tfw these aren't airplanes

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>>68345244

>>68341494
Soviet Union invented laser eye surgery and satellites.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries

Pretty much everything. We have a smaller population than Slovakia, pull your fucking weight rest of the world

>>68345434
Would be invented by your country in year or two, so don't actually matter.

>>68343594
>the world wide web

No you didn't

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>>68345469
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries

And yet it's still not as much as England.

inb4 muh per capita.

>>68342415
>Taiwan inventing any of that.

>>68345587
That can be said for many inventions you silly sod.

>>68345612
Muh capita was the whole point of my post Abdul

>>68345592
>No you didn't

What did he mean by this?

>>68345587
You can stop being a self hating cuck you know, and just admit accomplishments.

We weren't anywhere near inventing laser eye surgery, and our space program was practically non-existent before sputnik was launched, that's what prompted us to really put effort into space in the first place.

>>68345646
Than it's not really important who did it.

>>68345675
Computer networking for one was pioneered in the US, and the internet cannot be one country's invention since it requires different countries to connect their computers by definition.

>>68345733
The WWW is not the internet. Also Britain had the NPL network, which was independently developed and later connected to America's ARPANET.

>>68345677
I can't find anything that says USSR has something to do with laser eye surgery, instead of I found that American dr Peyman invented something related to it.

>Mämmi
>sauna
>spurdo
>help helper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Russian_innovation

>>68345821
>In the 1970s, a Russian Doctor named Fyodorov began studying the prior efforts made in refractive surgery and became a leading expert in radial keratotomy. Fyodorov was inspired by one of his patients, a young boy with corneal lacerations, the result of an accident with broken eye glasses. Fyodorov observed that the boy had less myopia (nearsightedness) after the injury, a change in the boy's eyesight caused by the cuts in his cornea.

http://inventors.about.com/od/lstartinventions/a/Laser-Vision-Correction.htm

Literally one of the first hits on google search.

>>68345877
>alcoholism
>annoying teammates
>communism
>sub-humanity

>>68344373
>being proud of protestantism.
always knew you krauts delight in destroying europe.

>>68338899
Portugal invented tea time lad

>>68345941
You forgot guns, many guns.

>>68345612
>1848: World's first powered flight (of 30 feet) achieved in Chard, Somerset with the Aerial Steam Carriage by John Stringfellow (1799–1883), 55 years before the Wright brothers; Stringfellow and William Samuel Henson (1812–1888) patented their invention in 1842

Hmmmmmmm

im too lazy to make a list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_inventions_and_discoveries

also, etch a sketch is french. blew my mind when i heard of it.

>>68346025
Bong propaganda, didn't exist

>>>/x/

sick racing car.

First car with all wheel drive and brake.
First car with 6 cylinder and 60 hp

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>>68346073

>>68345893
Have you checked other links? Done say they there were earlier researches about it.

>>68346067
>Il a jamais vu un télécran quand il était gosse

>>68346218
Which were failures, The Russian doctor was the first one to have success, and there were trial surgeries conducted in the USSR.

After fall of Soviet Union, US researchers and doctors took the USSR's findings and refined it into what it is today, but without the initial research done in USSR it wouldn't have happened.

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>>68346184

>>68346067
>We invented oxygen and hydrogen

Enjoy niggers

>>68346218
Some say that*
Sorry, autocorrection

>>68345612
>>68346327
>Guillotine(1286) in Halifax, England.

You're welcome, France.

>>68338763
yeah I don't get that meme either

>>68346432
Why does it sound so french then

>>68346484
didn't the upper class in england speak french at the time? or was it over by then?

>>68346484
That's just what the French called a similar and probably improved device.

>>68346537
>>68346541
Did you know we executed people with the guillotine up to 1977?
I think that's pretty fucking cool

>>68346596
Are there videos?

>>68346596
shouldn't have stopped desu
too many sandniggers that need a good beheading in france these days

>>68338952
After they already flew for long distances and times without catapults.

>>68346291
Anyway it isn't something really important and global. And other our """inventions""" like communism only made world worse. Our little contribution to the world will never outweight shit that we've done.

>>68339083
>>68346705
they were gliders with engines, admit it
you don't put an engine on a bycicle and claim it's a motorbike

and lol the designer might have been brazilian but the team and the money were french

>>68347233
>you don't put an engine on a bycicle and claim it's a motorbike
Why not?

>>68347233
The Brazilian government helped him with the earlier experiments while he was in Brazil tho.

we literally invented the FIFA World Cup®

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>>68347277
because it's still a bicycle with an engine
you don't have all the things that make a motorbike faster and potent and complicated to use, but you have a start others can develop upon

autogyro (helicopter predecessor)
rolled cigarretes
teleferico (aerial lift ? )
Acoustic guitars

>>68347668
I'd still say it's a motorbike if it's a bike that is being propelled by the motor rather than your pedaling.

Believing the Wright Brothers' story is like believing Ryan Lochte's story, when Dumont did his public flight nobody had ever heard of the Wright Brothers and they had zero patent applications for airplanes even though they did have patents for kites, then they show up in France and a year after Dumont's flight they start claiming they had done it before in secret, their evidence:
-Undated pictures that could have been made at any time
-Stories from 2 or 3 farmers who were close friends
-Some incoherent poorly forged documents
Then they bribe some French officials and history is rewritten because Brazil is a diplomatic midget incapable of fighting against this kind of injustice.

>>68346596
>doesnt need electricity
>instant death
USA should get rid of costly electric chairs and adopt guillotine desu

>>68346636
>shouldn't have stopped desu
this

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>>68347928
>Believing the Wright Brothers' story is like believing Ryan Lochte's story

stop comparing them to that douche

>>68347233
>you don't put an engine on a bycicle and claim it's a motorbike
You literally just described the origin of the motorcycle congratulations.

>>68339309
It is mentioned, it depends on the language. The Americans invented a catapulted plane that could fly for seconds, had no photos of the act, had no witness and they appeared after Santos Dumont announced the discovery with several witnesses.

Santos Dumont's plane flew like a normal plane, without a catapult.

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>>68337267
Are you telling me not everyone washes their hair once a day?

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Bait threads.

>>68346596
>>68346636
>>68346619
guess what

Hamida Djandoubi (Arabic: حميدة جندوبي; September 22, 1949 – September 10, 1977) was a Tunisian agricultural worker and convicted murderer. He moved to Marseille, France, in 1968 and six years later he kidnapped, tortured and murdered 22-year-old Élisabeth Bousquet, his former mate. He was sentenced to death in February 1977 and executed in September that year. He was the last person to be executed in Western Europe[1] and the last person executed by beheading in the Western world. Marcel Chevalier served as chief executioner.[2]

At least murica don't have claimed the imageboards.

>>68348228
and the Wright brothers are pioneers in aviation, the same way Otto Lilienthal is: they flew gliders withouth killing themselves. congratulations

>>68348439
planes are just gliders with engines
no one has invented the plane it's all a ruse

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>>68348497
ahahaha nice comeback, here's your (You)

We invented suicide, depression and country-wide curses

>>68348577
what about paprika?

>>68348557
cars are just wagons with engines
rockets are just arrows with propulsion

(not the guy you were responding to btw)

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>>68348417
It was probably invented by brazilians too

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>>68348615
>not the guy you were responding to btw
yea right

>>68348577
So, Hungary made the base of modern society.

>>68348439
Nice bullshit. A plane is a glider with an engine and a motorcycle is a bike with a motor. They have certainly evolved since then but so has every other invention. Computers originally were just calculators. If I put motor on the back of a rowboat it is still a motorboat.

>>68348633
Yeap, like the anime.

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>Chagas
>mass miniature radiography
>the radio (contested)
>the airplane (contested)
>lua
>the arterial switch
>Guaraná as soda
>the vanishing spray
>Ginga (middleware specification used by Japanese digital TVs)
>the arterial switch
>modern day Carnival

>>68348646
There are a bunch of us pindejo. Three if I had to guess.

The mix-race.

>>68348646
>he doesn't know how to tell
lol dumb greaser
probably too poor to own a wagon with an engine

>>68339278
we got that from finnish

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>>68348699
>lua
wat?

>>68348845
Don forget about the social justice

>>68348877
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lua_(programming_language)

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>>68348877
See pic
All Paradox games are programmed in lua i.e.

nothing

inventing is for cuckold geek losers with no life

i enjoy the fruit of their struggle and fuck their women

>>68348975
So my country is indirect responsible to Paradox made me a little more autistic?

>>68349056
Why basque people have a flag?

>>68343085
By that definition, the US invented the car, lightbulb, modern firearms, the television etc., considering major improvements in those technologies happened in the US

>>68350180

No, and the bike exemple wasn't a good one, but you should get the point.

Wright brothers claimed the invention based on a kite with an engine. Enough to sustain seconds up, thrown by something else. If it can't get itself going and actually fly, it's not a plane.

>>68350180
I didn't say he invented it, he simply made the first useful design and the Wrong Brothers didn't invent it either.

>>68350312
>No
Yes, I can literally use your logic to justify all of those.
>If it can't get itself going and actually fly, it's not a plane.
Except it could sustain flight for multiple minutes, long before any other aircraft could do so.

>>68350395
>I didn't say he invented it
That's what this thread is about
>he simply made the first useful design
As did Edison with the lightbulb and Ford with the Model T.

>>68350481
Doesn't the American education system teach you that Edison invented the lightbulb?

>>68350481
>That's what this thread is about
And the logical conclusion is that neither of them invented the airplane.

>>68350535
Yes, and Europeans scream in rage whenever we do so.
>>68350583
Fair enough

>>68339053
They fall for it every time.. Every time...

when did br start claiming the airplane? i never heard of it until recently because of the world cup and /int/

>>68350688
1906

>>68336734
Didn't this faggot kill himself?

What is the brazilian aerospace industry like? They pioneered it so what is their nice cutting-edge stuff like now?

>>68338952
>heavier-than-air device
>equipped with propulsion
>was able to go from a stationnary ground configuration to generating lift (more specifically, generating more lift than its own weight)
>had roll, yaw, and pitch control (which means having control surfaces such as a rudder and elevator, which in their case was a forward elevator attached to a canard)
>was able to land in the same state and at the same altitude from which it had taken off
Explain how the fuck it WASN'T an aircraft?

The only real difference was that they used wing bending rather than ailerons. But even so, their use of a rudder for coupled roll and yaw control was revolutionary and is still used on all aircraft today.

>>68346067
>etch a sketch
should be tried for crimes against humanity

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>>68350180
>By that definition, the US invented the car, lightbulb, etc.
yes? they were invented and patented in the US, everyone knows that
you wouldn't call the left one a proper home-usable lightbulb, even tho it's the predecessor of it, the same way you don't call a walkie talkie a "cellphone" even tho Motorola perfectioned its brick phone from a walkie talkie

>>68350944
>was able to go from a stationnary ground configuration to generating lift
it wasn't though? that's the whole point?
>(more specifically, generating more lift than its own weight)
ah cool, now you cherrypick. yeah hooray for gliders, they can keep people up in the air

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>>68350794
Embraer is currently the 4th biggest designer of commercial aircraft, behind Boeing/Airbus (can't remember which one is first) and Bombardier.

I imagine that they also have several local suppliers which rely on Embraer, but nothing really noteworthy on an international level I believe.

And I think that's pretty much it. Also, Embraer makes WW2-looking planes, which is kinda cool. Pic related, the Super Tocano.

>>68350794
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embraer

>>68351060
>it wasn't though? that's the whole point?
What are you talking about? It actually lifted. Not very high, but it most certainly lifted.

>ah cool, now you cherrypick.
How the fuck is it cherrypicking? The definition of flight is pretty much the ability to generation more lift than weight for a device which is heavier than air.

>yeah hooray for gliders, they can keep people up in the air
A glider doesn't have any form of propulsion, doesn't have control surfaces, has little to no rotational axis control, doesn't generate positive net lift except early on in its flight when it's relying on its initial velocity (provided entirely by gravity), can never land at the same altitude at which it took off, and can never at any point in its flight reach an altitude higher than that from which it took off.

The Wright Flyer is different from gliders in all of these regards. It was an aircraft, whether you like it or not.

>>68350405

You really need to be some kind of a retard to carry out this kind of argument.

>Multiple minutes

Yeah, right. Can't replicate it for a scientific comunity, calls it a plane. lmao

>>68338707
:o xD

Even stones can fly with fucking catapults.

Fuck off, burgers.

>>68351531
>Even stones can fly with fucking catapults.
No, because they don't actually generate lift (or at least, not enough lift to compensate for their own weight)

The Wright's launching system didn't even do anything in the vertical axis for fuck's sake. All it did was provide additional speed in the horizontal axis to help it reach the necessary velocity for takeoff.

>>68351698

Yes, stupid apparel throwing something that can't work itself out.

Would be "acceptable" still, though. Had them have replicated the entire thing for everybody else. They did not. :DDD

>>68351759
>Yes, stupid apparel throwing something that can't work itself out.
In what way? See >>68350944

It had control in all rotational axis. In its third flight, it was able to remain in the air for over 800 feet.

>Had them have replicated the entire thing for everybody else. They did not.
And? How the fuck does that change what their plane was able to do? Whether or not it was replicated, the plane still was able to fly. This isn't a lab experiment where replication is necessary for scientific validity; it's a device which was recorded for its ability to fly. Whether or not they replicate it, it's still perfectly valid.

Also, considering how many different parts/designs of their plane they patented, they clearly had great mastery over their own design process.

>>68339592
we wont, because we already are utilizing you fisherman

Capitalism
CD
Tele/microscope
speed camera
submarine
bluetooth
wifi
the common eye sight test (Snellen chart)
Fire hose

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Dutch_inventions

>>68351906

1 - Your former post proves nothing.

2 - Replication to prove they actaully acomplished what they claim they have. Everyone else had to go through this kind of stuff. How come they were exempt of it?

Can't replicate, can't do. Simple as that.

tell me more about Brazil's prowess in air space

after this marvel, did they achieve the world's most powerful air force? who are the big Brazilian giants in airplane manufacturing

>>68352487
Embraer is kind of a big deal.

>>68342785
you're not norway

>>68351244
the Wright Flyer had to get catapulted first for intial propulsion to the air and then yeah it used its engine and wings to keep up. the 14-bis took off from ground only with its engine
>It was an aircraft
it wasn't an airplane if that's what you mean. of course it was an aircraft like gliders, balloons, helicopters and planes. but nobody says Lilienthal or Whitehead invented the airplane because their aircrafts aren't airplane-y enough

>>68336734
WE

>>68352452
>Capitalism
Thank you based dutchmen

>>68347668
>>68347277
>>68347233
>>68347760
its a bike with a motor
how can't it be a motorbike?

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>>68338803
If you want to play that game then the USA still actually invented the airplane.


All planes before the DC-3 were shit.

>>68352543

em what now

>>68353416
>DC-3s are still being flown
How can USA be so based

>>68353442
3rd largest airplane manufacturer you dummy.

>>68353521
hey now there's no reason to be rude to him

>>68353442

>>68351078
>>68351183

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>>68336734
We have invented things like the submarine and bluetooth.

>>68353641
bluetooth drains my batteries ;_;

>>68337267
>Showering without shampooing

What the fuck do people really do this? You're already in the shower, what's the extra step?

>>68353683
Supposedly it strips the natural oils away so they overproduce or something

t. shampoo and conditioner erryday

>>68353683

I shower too much. 40~44C year round. When I start using too much product my skin dries and feels like I'm gonna break into a million little pieces of painful meat.

Honestly my showers consist mostly of water. Soap for my dick, ass and armpits.

>>68336891
easily one of the most important inventions in the last millenium

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>>68345941
>communism
>russians