This girl comes up to you and says she'll give you $5 if

>>68300955
Say im not ready for relationship turn 360 and moonwalk away

>>68300955
her leg looks fucking weird

No thanks, two dollars if you suck my dick though

Hug her for free

blush

>>68300955
I give her a big bear hug and lift her in the air.

5€ = 5 megaforces

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>>68300955
Give her a hug and ask for directions to Tula, then ask her to accompany me in my escapades as a soldier of fortune!

>>68300955
*unzips dick*

>>68300955
give her $10 and walk away

>>68301144
fuck off mf faggot, es is best

>>68300955

>girl

avoid eye contact and walk away quickly

>Y-you too.

>>68300955
Is that really a girl. I don't trust you fucks and your traps

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>>68302050
I'd stick my dick in that trap.

>>68300955
start checking if she had a knife

>girl

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>keep the money. You'll need it for shoving more plastic into your face you ugly fucking turk

>>68302192
Whatthe fuck is that nose?

HUge her and take the $5?

>>68300955
Haggle with her
>"Well, I will give you $6 to leave me alone. Top that, bitch"

ayy litle tartar girl i know your mans is just around the corner controlling your suicide vest

then i explode and die

pretending i dont understand start talking in another language till i can walk away quickly

>>68300955
I hug her and bring her into my basement.

>>68302793
Shit I'm not the only one who knows this trick

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Haggle for 10$. Worst case scenario we meed in the middle at 8$.

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>>68301144
>tfw my local alepa raised the price of mf again

1.24€ per can is pure robbery

>>68306838
Stop buying from small stores, they're expensive as fuck. And they're not even independent.

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Close my eyes, walk away and take my daily dose of aripiprazole. Everything is going to be fine.

I'll give you £10 if you fuck off and never speak to me again.

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>hug her
>tsch, walked right into it didn't you
>german suplex onto her head

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Sorry kiddo, ur the ugly one, my BRC requires better prey

"w-w-w-what did you say?! No- I mean, I'm sorry, t-thanks!"

walks away regretting it

1. hug her
2. kiss her forehead
3. ask her to eat a bowl of eggs

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3/10 in Japan

>>68300955
This is a trap?

>>68300955
What an abosulte qt3.14

of course, i need that $5

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>>68302192
Here's the more complete picture.

Before and after operation...

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>>68307649
why couldn't she be natty like miru?

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>>68307694
Oh thanks I didn't have this pic of Miru.

>>68307649
what op? don't see anything different other than hair

>Be French
>Get a hair cut = undergo operation

lmoa

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>>68307799
Look at this one, then.

I swear muricans are fucking blind.

>>68307879
not even the same girl. nice try, ackmed

lmoa

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>>68307767

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>>68308096
Awesome.

Do you happen to know her or something ?

It must be on an online account of her that I've never heard of yet.

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>>68308229
an unflattering angle

You'd have to be some serious lowtest faggot to be attracted to girls like that.

Refuse. I'm not hugging a stranger, and I'm certainly not accepting money in exchange for fake intimacy - that's prostitution.

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>>68308269
Still cute tho.

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>>68308296
i'm low test then

>>68307799
Nosebridge duh. She had the typical Tatar nosebridge, then after surgery it looks Mongol.

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>>68308338

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>>68308375
Awwww :3

>>68300955
cheap cunt, hugging me cost 50$, no cent less!

>>68306752
I'm suprised the Dutch guy who took the picture knew that the English onomatopoeia for a cash register is "ka-ching." I figured onomatopoeias were one of those things non-native speakers would never fully learn.

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>>68308375
Hey post moar please :3

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YOU GIB ME MONI??? HAHUEHAUEHAEHAUEUHA THX
WHAT? HUG? FUCK OFF KKKKKKKKKKKKK LEAVE ALONE OR I REPORT U HAHEUAHEUAHEUAHE

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>>68308925
lol thread had ended

anyway she looks so fucking hot here

>>68300955
>Giving a paid means that personal relationships between you both are no longer.