Culture Pals - /cp/ - /mena/s get out REE

first for russian QTs

>>68292568
You are fast man

File: whydahlia.png (77KB, 1071x428px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1071x428px

Gonna keep posting this because I find it hilarious.

third for 1st world qts

>>68292595
thanks.

anyone here know anything about weibo? i wanna connect with chinese QTs but apparently i need a phone number, and i dont want to give them mine.

I am the dark knight, I've been secretly watching the generals to keep /mena/ out

>>68292612
Just sign up for WeChat, it's like WhatsApp, but you don't need a phone number. Everybody in China has it. Don't bother with Weibo, it's just Chinese twitter.

first for kaomojis only

(*^ω^)(*^ω^)(*^ω^)(*^ω^)

desu desu desu desu desu


(´｡• ω •｡`) (´｡• ω •｡`) (´｡• ω •｡`)

so happy

(@＾-＾) (@＾-＾)

>kate also revisted my profile

File: A8C30211-F63E-4A59-B9EE-37F819505D09-594-00000028BF41FC45_tmp.png (25KB, 655x509px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 655x509px

>tfw tried culture pals and only an Indian messaged you

File: one_finger_challenge15.jpg (65KB, 440x587px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 440x587px

>>68292641
yeah, but a lot of cute as fuck chinese girls apparently use weibo.

pic related~~

>>68292135
Oemgee Oemgee Oemgee o__O;;;;
Who will o__O;;; ever rate all the new periwinkle pics if you leave o-o
*Panics* (｡ŏ﹏ŏ) (｡ŏ﹏ŏ) (o。o;)]

๑•́ㅿ•̀๑) ᔆᵒʳʳᵞ. This is all happening so fast I don't even know what to say i just....
( ┘ >ω< )┘ ( ┘ >ω< )┘ (>_____<)))))))))))!!!!!!!!!+!

Periwinkle(ɔˆ 3(˘ᴥ˘ ) will bring you back... his nose just never lies it can track down the scent of a cyril from thousands of miles o ^ o
>>68292376
D'aww thanks nd sorry was away ｢(;´Σ ｀〃)ヘ Periwinkle just got into knitting btw ^W^ so I thought that would ecourage him more into his new hobby (ɔˆ 3(˘ᴥ˘ )
I'm glad you still haven't left mena. It would rly suck without you after most of the other older users left<3
>>68292390
?__?

>>68292644
Kate viewed me too, funny thing she didn't care to view me weeks ago when i messaged her but viewed me today out of the blue.

>>68292693
They'll post that shit on their WeChat too, most likely.

>>68292733
Oh there you are with your Emonacons™, please read the OP tbqh

>>68292733
what the fuck is going on, im scared

>>68292734
uglier than i thought so fuck that kek

>>68292733
اذهب الى الجهنم

>>68292644
>>68292733

Disrespectful stupid idiots.

Mention anime/manga/games to Japanese QTs, Y/N?

>>68292641
won't let me sign up for wechat without a phone number... fuck, i guess i'll just have to live without tapping into the goldmine of qt petite chinese girls.

>>68292733
What are you talking about, I wasn't even commenting on your shitty pics.

Anyway we should fuck off this thread desu.


Sorry for that guys but I'm out now, enjoy your autism.

>>68292799
ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)

engrisheru-san (⊙_⊙) why so mad?

be more cool and nice

File: IMG_2332.jpg (2MB, 2000x2034px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2000x2034px

>>68292733
Don't worry about it Mona-chan (^_^) I'm away a lot too because of school. But I'll never leave. I enjoy your company and the company of many others on /mena/ too much to permanently leave (ɔˆ 3(ˆ⌣ˆc)
And that sooo cute that Periwinkle is into knitting. He's lucky to have you and the long haired man (´∀｀)

>>68292908
Huh, they must have changed that. You shouldn't have to give your phone number out to people to add them, though.

>>68293040
do you have a wechat? if so, have you talked to any chinese girls?

File: 1348105740191.jpg (26KB, 656x479px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 656x479px

>>68292659
intf

File: p3p3.png (87KB, 277x205px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 277x205px

WTF is wrong with /cp/ today...

>>68293209
Blame Arabs

>>68292990

She was disrespectful

>>68293121
Yeah, but I've been to China a few times for school. Not really sure of the quality you'll find on interpals.

>>68292986
You absolute weeaboo.. You and your Egyptian buttbuddy, don't mind "^^" so much but you go over the top.

>be more cool and nice

:-)

>>68293259
She lives near me...you think if I chat her up I could get in her pants?

>>68293273
ah, nevermind. really, i just want to go to weibo/wechat because they seem to like the whole petite/small and cute thin girl aesthetic more than anyone else.

>>68292986
will do qt3.14 (>‿◠)

>>68293308

Yes. She's a total fucking slut. For real. Her Twitter username is Dick Bandit.

IF you do this. IF you actually get "in". You MUST Trump meme her.

and you must keep us updated

>>68293308
don't bother she is fucking crazy

t. on her wall of shame

>>68293287
>>68293347
lets all be cool and nice :D

File: 1456544106737.png (923KB, 1011x1088px) Image search: [Google]

923KB, 1011x1088px

>>68292733
What is this autism

>>68293436
Okay, sorry for calling you a stupid idiot, you're probably a nice person, I'm just not used to this weeaboo stuff.

File: IMG_2686.jpg (22KB, 474x473px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 474x473px

>>68293520
>calling someone else autistic
>posts anime girl
>browses 4chan

File: 1480467301191.jpg (117KB, 392x469px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 392x469px

>>68293559
>Comparing Anime to that autism.
I will exert justice through the tradition of my people: beheading.

>>68293559
>>68293520
I.L.Y Murad-sama

XO your admirer

File: damn.png (35KB, 777x182px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 777x182px

any idea as to why, /int/?

>>68293783
>hates Canada
her immigration application must've gotten declined

>>68293526
it was a joke from the start mate

just avin a laff

>>68293945
you do kinda look like a cactus, almost exactly like one

>>68294111
i'm also a persian who should be studying.

File: IMG_1404.gif (1MB, 500x291px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x291px

>>68294111
You're right I should stop procrastinating (^_^) I have my finals on Wednesday and Friday pls make dua'a for me Mona-chan (´∀｀)
Best of luck on your studies too and I will make dua'a you do well (ɔˆ 3(ˆ⌣ˆc)

>>68294299

Please stop

File: 1480443031946.jpg (130KB, 766x864px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 766x864px

>>68294149
>i'm also a persian who should be studying.

>Not a successful Persian
I will need you to pour me some coffee

File: IMG_1574.jpg (75KB, 599x917px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 599x917px

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

File: sfasf.jpg (29KB, 340x169px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 340x169px

What's your blocked list like?

>>68294593
I just block countries. Emperor Palpy and I got into a Trump debate though. That fag is in the military and lives in Idaho but is pro-Clinton

>>68294620
Isn't he one of us though? I remember people complaining that he used to script to both girls and guys months ago.

>>68294515
slow down partner, i'm still getting good grades. im gonna study right after i drink some tea.

>>68294593
>bluecamry
lolwat

>>68294658
We allow fags on this board?

>>68293559
this tbqfh

File: IMG_20161205_221653.jpg (181KB, 720x1042px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 720x1042px

My profile was suspended and now I forgot my password but it's suspended so it doesn't know about my account and when I log in it sends me to the authentication page but it doesn't load and says that it's redirecting me to too many pages

>>68294620
I tend to block ones I've gotten bored of talking to, or I've gotten drunk and used a fit pick-up line with.

Other cases like talking to a Vietnamese qt and calling her Charlie, but she doesn't get the joke and answers seriously.

What's worse now is having a Thai I've blocked and never spoken to as a friend. And IP won't let me unfriend her.

File: IMG_20161205_221707.jpg (47KB, 720x748px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 720x748px

>>68294711
I cleared my cookies and it still doesn't work

Should I make a new account?

>>68294702
He sent me a message and I found it weird and gay. Rather than respond I'd prefer to just block him.

I do that to all gay suspects.

>>68294757
i was mainly confused at his name. why would anyone be proud of a toyota camry?

>>68294727
>Other cases like talking to a Vietnamese qt and calling her Charlie, but she doesn't get the joke and answers seriously.

Why would they? Do you know what slang VC used for American troops?

>>68294703
There was also a Russian and a British gay guy from /cp/, i don't know if they still lurk lol

>>68294727
Why don't you just ignore them? Blocking seems so harsh

>>68294793
Hah here in Brazil people would be proud of a toyota camry, but idk in first world countries.

>>68294819
Blocking them means they go away and I go away, so I don't' have to feel bad about blocking them. I just disappear.

>>68294793
I wouldn't know. Maybe he really likes it. He's the kind of person to send "Hey :)" To a guy so who knows.

>>68294828
apparently the dude's american. theres literally no reason to be proud of a toyota camry. it's like saying that you're proud of your food because it's from mcdonalds.

>>68292548
Damn, I haven't been on here in a while.

I do have to report that my Japanese qt and I have been in touch for 14 months now, and she's coming to visit this Christmas :^)

File: Draw me like one of your french girls 3.jpg (37KB, 552x600px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 552x600px

>>68294299
I will Inshallah^w6
So will periwinkle.;D

>>68294876
holy shit, congrats.

>>68294866
You don't disappear though they can still look at your profile it just says at the top that your privacy settings don't allow them to contact you I believe

File: 5.png (84KB, 267x480px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 267x480px

Daily reminder superior mena eyes are Great :333

>>68294872
Toyota Camries cost about $40k here while the minimum monthly wage is less than 300$ a month, so that is worth a LOT here.

But yeah I see how in the US is just an average car, must be just because that's his car and he really likes it

>>68294954
bost brofile

>>68294876

Good for you anon!

>>68294954
post profile

holy shit I'm falling in love with these people
is there any method to bookmark profiles? as opposed to actually bookmarking them

>>68294936
Is that what happens?

I always thought it deletes your profile from IP for them, so it's not like you exists at all. Shit, all those people I've blocked...

Why isn't interpals changing my main photo on my profile page? The thumbnail is right elsewhere, but on my page it's just my old one.

>>68294954
>all men
are you a girl?

>>68295098
Sometimes it takes a couple hours to update, and also sometimes you need to change the main pic to any other pic and then change to the actual picture that you actually want as the main one.

Interpals is buggy af tbqh

>>68295106

...Are you a girl?

>>68295106
No Egyptian anon is a trap

File: Capture.png (8KB, 707x60px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 707x60px

>>68295069
Right under their pictures there is a bookmark button

>>68295159
thank u

>>68295152
baby I can be whatever you want for the right price ;^)
>>68295155
damn you got its profile?

>Thai girl friended me
>Accepted because why not, I was drunk at the time
>Figured a lone Thai friend would dissuade future qts
>try to delete her
>IP won't let me.

>>68295197
Nah I am just memeing I have no idea what is the profile Egyptian """"girl"""""s profile, I think ""she "" probably deleted it and saved that picture, since that picture has a comment of and old account of Boris.

Anyone got nudes yet?
Some qt 20 yo engineering student from Indonesia sent me some a few hours ago via snapchat

>>68295230
not yet. i'm kinda dry, desu, but ive only been on for like 2 days now.

>>68295201

You can hide your friends list.

...Unless she has a feminine penis, then she may be the one for you.

File: c034d220e34e70ff1703bb92e8d9b254.png (13KB, 447x86px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 447x86px

Look at this suave motherfucker. How can we compete with German men?

File: Doodle_2016-12-06T00_04_22Z.jpg (232KB, 750x792px) Image search: [Google]

232KB, 750x792px

>>68294954
.-. An american flag said I was racist
Here is proof i do talk to colored people
>.> i felt really gross and disgusted but I still did it ugh

And yeah mena eyes are wonderful
ヾ(･ω･｡)ｼ

Also today is my birthday please wish me a happy birthday on my wall!

>>68295323
fucking christ, the way he articulates his words, his diction and word choice... i feel like i just took a flashback to the renaissance period of human literature while reading that.

File: Urban Periwinkle63.jpg (605KB, 2686x2056px) Image search: [Google]

605KB, 2686x2056px

>>68294994
>>68294981
Only if you have a great eyes!!! (.__. )

>>68295366

Did you forget to take your medication? How many times have you been institutionalized?

srs.

>>68292548
>/mena/s get out REE
.___. Oic
You know I left /mena/ and the /mena/ shits came to bother me while I was minding my business <.< you do realize they will come here thinking its a mena thread right?
Gomenesai /CP/ へ[ •́ ‸ •̀ ]ʋ

>>68295390
i have really really really really really amazing eyes.

now post it

>>68294736
is no one else having this happen?

>>68295391
._. I am not crazy I don't really believe in mental illness or medication sorry.
(｡-人-｡) to answer you when i was a kid and teen

I havnt heard of this website before, but i use periscope to meet people and chat with them I mainly try and meet russian qts and ive met a few. Currently talking to a girl named liza from Surgut..shes pretty cool. Russia is just based.

File: Ancient Periwinkle.jpg (24KB, 600x317px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 600x317px

>>68295228
Rude desu o-o
H-how do you know boris ?-? also are you brazilian or just travelling there o_O;;; ?__?]]]]
>>68295394
Lol I missed you betch( ง ಥ‿ಥ)ง And your dumb emonacon posting<333 *glomps tightly*( っ ╯ڡ╰ )っ＼ /＼ / ＼ ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ八八ﾊﾊｱ¯͡°︿͡°¯
>>68295400
proof ?__?

File: 5.jpg (60KB, 712x960px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 712x960px

>>68295400
Here is a drawing of me (҂´·ε·`҂)
plz r8 (´o・┏ω┓・o｀) ᵔᴥᵔ ᵔᴥᵔ ᵔᴥᵔ]]]]

File: IMG_6160.gif (324KB, 160x183px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 160x183px

>>68295470
>dumb
(⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)
._.
Wtf
(..︠-.︡.) . . .
(๑′°︿°๑)
੨( ･᷄ ︵･᷅ )ｼ They are not dumb.
:3 what do you think of my profile?

>>68295520
10/10

honestly? its the best drawing i've ever seen.

>>68295423

Good for you. The best step to mitigating schizophrenia is ignoring it.

Remember, doctors are out to get you.

File: perieinkle ;-;.jpg (8KB, 259x253px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x253px

>>68295366
Wow. He's dumb desu◉⊆◉ ◉⊆◉ . Tho I love black people seriously. They are very loud and funny and ya haha. I also find it awesome that we could relate in the way that we are both Africans|∀O). I don't like to talk to them^･╭╮･^ ,But I really really hate how arrogant they are and think ppl should drool over them because of their skin color/ size or w/e >__>
Besides im sorry this is gonna sound inappropriate If that was the case we'd rather sleep with elephants |╭╮¬) ****NO DONT TALK TO MEE**
>>68295547
Thnxx really appreciate here, grab this *throws* (*^ω^)

and that ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ
Use these rare emonacons™ wisely in your posts

>>68295642
(*^ω^)
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ
thanks

>>68295629
(..︠-.︡.) Hmm¿
Doctors aren't really out to get me I think they are out to force me drugs tbqh
<.< I feel better without the drugs
With medications I can't even wake up I feel so foggy
Without I can function
You're only crazy imo if you can't function
I do well at school and I have a job (•͟ ͜ • )
I made some mistakes in my life but everyone can be forgiven righf?

>>68295522
o-o I-I was jking
It's butifelllll~~~~~ ^w^

>>68295418
I accidentaly cleared saved passwords so now I can't get into that account

File: US.png (134KB, 500x345px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 500x345px

>>68295692

File: Ughh.jpg (112KB, 500x378px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 500x378px

>>68294593
*ughh*

>>68295670

The only reason you haven't been institutionalized indefinitely is because the medical community has other methods of administering drugs; they don't have to force them down your throat. Likely they're administering mind-control agents through your tap water. Other options include chem trails - if you've ever heard a plane above your house, they're seeding the clouds with mind-control agents, so when rain drops fall on your skin, it's administered through absorption.

Stay safe.

File: Screenshot_6.png (31KB, 597x431px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 597x431px

>>68292606
Wow o-o
IP is full of them tho desu .-.

File: IMG_6154.jpg (26KB, 658x180px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 658x180px

>>68295690
ヾ(･ω･｡)ｼ Remember it was a jordanian who called them emonacons for first time back then? Or was it a tunisian? ._.
＼(^▽^@)ノ haha I know them as emojis because 2bh I use them unironically >.> but they are apparently called kaomoji ... how lame (..︣︿.︣.)
>>68295642
You are middle eastern! (..︣︿.︣.)
(｡•́︿•̀｡) But thats my opinion of course
u_u
(@´＿｀@) I find them intimidating desu so I keep them at a distance

._. Poor assman

File: IMG_6151.jpg (105KB, 750x715px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 750x715px

>>68295799
Loool.
Nini (´・｀ ) <3
X.O.X.O

>>68295782
Oic
You know what? I'll think thoroughly about what you just said
Nini <3 XO

girl i have a really bad crush on looked at my page today and my heart literally slammed to the bottom of my stomach.

fuuuggg ;___; tfw she'll never ever talk to me and only looked at my page because she probably noticed me looking at her every single hour

>>68295910

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! TO FIND OUT MORE, GO TO www.911wasaninsidejob.gov

Seriously, this thread has gone to shit with these fucking /mena/ posters. I don't even have the zeal to find qts now.

Everybody making those fucking faces in this thread needs to cut off their own hands.

>>68295997
yeah, i noticed it got super fucking dead right when they came in.

>>68296018
>>68295997
._. Actually when the dumb retard posted my nudes it got really active. I agree with you that the rest of these mena fuckers should have gtfo >.> dunno what cyril mona moroccan and the rest of these fuckers are doing here
.-. >>>/mena/
Out sandniggers out ._. I hate them to death

>>68296062
it all ruined when you came in and started shitting up the place, making literally all the discussions about you and thus luring in the other fucking mena posters

out you piece of shit STD adhd ass bitch, out

how ru bby?

>>68296082
.___. Its usually tits or gtfo
I posted tits
Thus I can stay (´・｀ )
._.

>>68295709
thanks?

>>68296142
true.

>>68296142

There's a new rule. You have to include your face.

>>68292548
>Deze moment je denkt je in /cp/ bent, maar jij in /mena/ is.

What the hell happened here
No more emojis
Everyone get back to qt hunting and being cucks now ha

Kate either got banned or suddenly deleted her account. She was talking to me about black guys in a jacuzzi and suddenly went inactive

>>68295941
Post her profile dude :( so sad
Love hurts
Someone I like also doesn't like me back </3

>>68297048
/yuiooiuy
she's like, really really cute to me... like honestly my dream girl, tbqh.

>>68297110
You should talk to her and try at least

>>68297110
Omg she only talks to Asians
Tough luck ;( sorry bro

>>68297226
>>68297255
I can't her profile description because I deleted my account.

What does it say?

>>68297331
She only accepts messges from Asia
But blocked Pakistan so on

File: IMG_6314.jpg (100KB, 631x893px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 631x893px

>>68297331

>>68297407
>>68297375
It could just be KGB honeypot trap.

Be wary wary careful, my friends.

As a side note, am getting more and more frustrated with this keyboard I purchased from China. The space bar doesn't work.

Need to kick some ass when I get back to the Motherland.

>>68297226
i cant talk to her because she only talks to asians...

and im sure she only looked at my profile because i literally looked at hers every chance i got

oh well, time to move on

>>68297440
>buying chinese keyboards
never in my goddamn life. that's why im typing on a (pre-chiclet) thinkpad, and have a model-m as my desktop keyboard.

>>68297456
Literally about to perform my own rendition of the Angry German Kid and bash this keyboard over my desk repeatedly while screaming incomprehensibly till it shatters into a billion pieces.

>>68297497
that would be hilarious, you should do it. i mean, you're going to buy a new keyboard anyways, so might as well.

>>68297514
>you should do it.
but that would be immature and I would wake up the neighbors and they would probably call the police on me.

police are forgiving to children for their temper tantrums, but less so when it is a grown ass manchild.

that's how you get tazed.bro

File: Screenshot_2016-12-06-13-48-41-1.png (2MB, 1440x2242px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2242px

r8 my viet qt's unbelievable boobs lads

>>68297586
holy mother of god, they're huge dude

huge/10 probably too big for my tastes, still delicious though

>>68297569
hahaha, true that man. do it during the daytime then.

*goes berserk*

>>68297586
This is why I am a boobs man.

File: kek.png (131KB, 618x705px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 618x705px

Lads...

>>68298416
>judge mental people

>>68297586
Fugg! Pls give profile if you don't need her anymore fugg

I'm surprised these threads are still being made.

>>68298775
I just got into it. Wish I did a long time ago, this shit feels like I'm in highschool all over again.

>>68294703
They allow you here so it seems like we do :^)

File: math teacher.jpg (150KB, 526x703px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 526x703px

Guys wanna see a 34 y.o HS math teacher?
Just checked her FB. She has added lots of her students. I am almost sure they would get an heart attack seeing her fav teacher masturbate

>>68300001
>Teacher adding her students
Oh my lord

>>68300001
this is a fetish I didn't even know I had

>>68300252
>>68300278
She is from US lol. Ohio

>>68300001
My dick is diamonds rn.

>>68293319
I have weibo and wechat
I think in the past you don't needed a phone number to join weibo.for wechat you can use a US phone number

>>68297586
Hmm okay I will not let go of my viet qt now before I can compare

File: pretty burger.jpg (114KB, 768x583px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 768x583px

You guys told me to stay away from american girls. They are pretty good senpai. Most of them submissive af

>>68301099
http://i.imgur.com/5aQ1ZMx.jpg

She is pretty cool to talk to too. Talk about games, her study and what she has to do if she wants to talk to me

>>68301149
Post the vid ya cunt

>>68301454
this

I downloaded Tinder and on the very second day I met a qt European girl and went out dating and she is now my gf
Why do you guys waste time with this shit? just use the best dating app at your disposal and a lot of you guys chat up foreign girls that are not even in your country, what the fuck

>>68299549
How so?

>>68301994
it depends, my original country (UK) is a shithole, with no prospects of getting a decent gf, this site changed my life

>>68302078
But just swipe right foreign girls, how did it change your life? have you actually met someone in person?

>>68302106
I now have the gf of my dreams

>>68302153
Cheers mate, me too.
Story?

>>68302228
met her on the site, she liked me, so she helped me to move to her to Russia and we're together since then

HERE SHAGGY SHAGGY

>>68303230
speak of the devil and he shall appear

IZ SHAGGY

File: Untitled.png (12KB, 317x434px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 317x434px

At what age do Asians become able to chat like adults?

File: 450x800_423297937825951745_652832928532430848.jpg (78KB, 450x800px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 450x800px

>>68297586
>>68300667
-_-

SHAGGY DOG SHAGGY DOG
COME BE OUR SHITPOST LORD

>>68303494
I'm sorry son... Why can't more Asians have fab milkers? :(

>>68301994
I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, rural Canada. Tinder isn't really an option

when I move to the city in a few months, definitely

>>68303344
never, they're a complete drag

this website killed whatever yellow fever I once had

>I have no mom here
>And my dad died since I was two
and again...
every single girl on this website is broken

File: Screenshot_2016-12-06-20-37-07-1.png (2MB, 1440x2292px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1440x2292px

>>68303494
How can she even compete?

>>68304019
show her face first

Ok ,I just made my account on this site

What I do now?

>>68304652
2 pics minimum, fun profile, dont be ugly, block thailand, talk to qts, get nudes, share them here

>>68304739

>2 pics minimum
All right, I just need to prepare myself to look decent.

>fun profile
I need one as an example to use as base and work on my own profile

>dont be ugly
See first answer

>block thailand
why

>talk to qts
how

>get nudes
HOW

>share them here
if I get any, sure

>Want to listen a Russian song?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7cZ4VWeC_QQ

with vietnamese subtitles and all

File: Rolling Pals.jpg (207KB, 1024x868px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1024x868px

>>68304928
Be sure to have atleast one "action" photo not just photos you've taken in your bedroom.
>I need one as an example to use as base and work on my own profile
just add in a few jokes and some interesting things about yourself, treat it like you're writing your CV
>why
if you don't mind bland conversations in poor english then it's not necessary
>how
start off by asking them something topical or refer to pic related
>HOW
just flirt with them once you've talked with them for a bit

File: 1405176689103.gif (5KB, 204x238px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 204x238px

You guys took our outcasts
Please take the penis posting t*rk too
much appreciated

>>68304019
>>68297586
Something fishy is going on in her milkers department 2bh. Have you seen them in the open anon-gun?

>>68304928
I think someone once told me to block Thailand when I asked about keeping green card chasers away.

File: 1479086607065.jpg (126KB, 1000x432px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1000x432px

the guy from a -stan cunt who kept commenting cringey shit on my German qts photos and visiting my profile daily just had his account deleted

>>68305827
>have we seen them in the open?

>>68306041
more like he deleted it as he finally got her whatsapp/fb :^)

>>68306147
well he did say he would die for a girl like her, I really can't compete with that

I already have her number and fb though

>>68301149
where are the russian vids/pics?

>>68306087
I stand corrected!

>>68295470
>H-how do you know boris ?-?
he was just well know here for the sperg squad list, as well as the argentine on your comments and others

>also are you brazilian or just travelling there
Yeah I am Brazilian, why?

>>68308646
post her profile pls

File: Capture.png (6KB, 307x179px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 307x179px

>tfw when you get outflirted by a qt

File: Capture.png (6KB, 524x96px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 524x96px

S-s-should i put this line in my profile too?

>>68310706
yes, but beware, you will attract faggots

>>68302106
Can't match with foreign girls on Tinder when you live in a smaller city with no tourists and like 99% of the immigrants are Sudanese gorillas or old af Vietnamese people.

File: 1479323959740.png (185KB, 500x644px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 500x644px

From what hole did you crawl out from Mona?

>>68301099

Gross

>>68301099
3/10

>>68302078
It's so fucking true it hurts
> Also talking to girls from Russia/Siberia
=[

How do you guys find out if your Western European qt accepts your redpillness?

File: trump raw walk.gif (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

>>68313897
Put that you support Trump in your profile and if they don't get triggered the fuck up then they're okay with it.

File: 1429382879538.png (206KB, 4496x4328px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 4496x4328px

>tfw could be meeting qt soon

>>68314264
You don't have to be redpilled to approve of Trump, you just have to be sane. But thanks senpai :-*
https://youtu.be/sZJDYlxkM-c
>>68314751
ARE YOU MOLE MAN, ANSWER ME!

>>68313232
I'm so happy with my qt
Russian qts are the best

>>68315382
Polish are better, but Russians aren't far behind imo. I also suspect Belarusian qts to be top tier, but I haven't had one of them before :(

>when you actually put in effort writing a long message for once and they still don't reply

Bruno fucked a Bhutan qt yesterday.....


JUST

>>68315531
desu I never tried to get a Polish qt. I was fixated on Russian qts

>>68316871
BOATED

>>68316871
Why is he even on the site, he's such a Chadiño Trovãocock!

>>68317137
Bruno Pilatrovão is my name 8)

File: img.jpg (8KB, 339x36px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 339x36px

>>68294593

I'm a grill btw ;)

>>68317480
post vazhin

>>68302006
Just flirting with girls, having crushes, looking at cute girls, etc.

File: file.png (334KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 1920x1080px

reminder that boat is an idiot

Hay cp-kun general ._. Its my birthday today and I have no one else to celebrate it with
<.< I don't have family or friends so I've been taught that birthdays are a waste. I've always celebrated birthdays with myself. To this day idk what the meaning of celebrating birthdays is. Could you pls wish me a happy birthday on my wall? ._. Thats all I ask for desu.

>>68319729
There's nothing wrong with taking DNP aged 16, TRUST me

>tfw you lose an organ over a meme

>polish qt confess her love for me
>politely explain to her how it cant work and we should just be friends
>she goes full psycho mode
>she keeps spamming me on my whatsapp, begging and crying
>block her
>she spams and harass my instagram friends
>she calls me on my phone daily trying to get an answer

What do lads? should i change number? i didnt expect this shit to degenerate like this

>>68320279
try talking to her again about it

>>68320279
you need to marry her now you heartless bastard

>>68319729
What happened?

File: Untitled-1.jpg (55KB, 506x133px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 506x133px

Is she having a stroke or is she just pleased to chat with me?
>>68320279
>giving your phone number to any qt from this site
>sending nudes with your face in them
>giving her your surname
>giving her your instagram
you deserved everything what's coming

>>68319729
Redpill me on discord, isn't that for plebbitards?

>>68320585
It's just a nice and full-featured chat client. Inline images, voice chat, rich text, EMOJIS (v. important)

>>68320355
i already did, i lost the count of how many times, but she doesnt seem to understand or get over it

>>68320563
i wish i knew this before

>>68320459
kek, i guess its the only option left

>>68320516
boat took DNP at 16 and lost his gallbladder because he used to be 115 kg

>>68320722
But you need a user and shit?

>>68319729
You don't even know that nobody even likes bullies...like you!

>>68320819
yeah, it ain't anonymous
I'm in it if you want an invite

>>68320903
Nah mate, sounds like cp filled with tripfags and ain't nobody got time for that to put it frank with you kindred.

>>68321039
nortism

>>68321073
DLEETE THIS

nortism pls

A Ukrainian girl just commented on my profile picture and said she thought I looked good. What do?

>>68321380

Fuck her right in the pussy

>>68319729
>>68320812
kek

I keep on getting added by fags. Should I only allow messages from girls?

File: married russian girl.jpg (69KB, 537x662px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 537x662px

>I am married, don't flirt with me))

>2 weeks later. Please anon, talk to me. I will do whatever you say.


Ok, so I am getting her to stick a pen inside her ass tomorrow. Will drop her then.

Does anyone want a hot but married russian qt?

>>68320819
dont bother going there unless you browse /pol/

>>68322382
yes, pics and vids pretty please

>>68322382
Post the videos or no one will care

>>68322382
Meeee (⌒▽⌒) i want to roleplay as a man for once, or be the dominant type.

>>68322290
According to some girls, if a guy's profile says he only accepts messages from girls it makes him come across as a perv. It could be worth it to try it out to see if that really is hard mode or not.

>Make fake account as girl
>Ignores guy
>Guy comes back and calls you an ugly slut

>>68321380
Apparently this girl had talked to me before and I didn't even realize it.

>>68322588
given how how carefully most girls read your profile, I'd say no.

File: qt.png (21KB, 555x320px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 555x320px

>tfw redpilled Russian friend qt3.14 who likes to have good meaningful conversations

>>68323274
Most Russian girls I've talked to have had the same opinion. I've talked to a lot who agreed with me when I said Hillary would have started a war with Russia.

does the script still work?

>>68321174
But I'm on there on occasion so just know that it is sometimes cool and nice

I found Iran's PR official account guys

/Sabi-ye2016

>>68326072
It seems like Iranians really want people to visit their country. Any time I talk to an Iranian girl on interpals I tell her that I want to visit Iran one day and a lot of them get pretty excited that someone is actually interested in visiting their country.

>>68326072
#WhatAGreatEyes

>>68326453

It's because non-Muslim men actually treat women with respect

>>68326569
T-totally

(>>68322382)

File: bitch234525.jpg (47KB, 918x180px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 918x180px

Wow, what the fuck is this girl's problem? This is the same one who called one of you ugly.

>>68326822
jesus christ man. report her to the authorities she just raped you.

>>68326822
lol that'a actually me...I get really annoyed easily sorry

>>68326962
Get fucked, muzzie thot

>>68326822
>I'm just brutally honest, if you can't handle it fuck off

hate people like that

im sending some stuff to my qt in europe.
what should i send?

>>68326822
I was going to message her a few months back, but then I came to my senses and remembered that Americanized Persian girls are all stuck up bitches who are indistinguishable from generic white sloots.

File: tumblr_m40yl0L8A01qbk9s5o2_500.jpg (94KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 500x281px

>>68326991
go and get you tiny prick sucked by your mom, you inbred redneck

>>68327102
a Christmas card

>>68327102
MAGA cap, AR-15, hotpockets, napkin with your cum

File: fugg.png (20KB, 733x371px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 733x371px

guys what do

>>68327163
>tfw no maga hat
>tfw noguns
the napkin i can do

>>68327130
good idea

>>68327207

Say because you aren't a gentle man but a rough tough man with a winky face

>>68326962
oh yeah? prove it

File: I haven't even spoke to her yet.png (359KB, 915x498px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 915x498px

Really makes you think

File: fuckkebabs.png (33KB, 548x367px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 548x367px

>>68326822
>tfw she didnt read my message to her

>>68327518
great post

At what point do I ask for the conversation to be moved to another messaging platform (skype, whatsapp, facebook)? Also, what platform would be the best one to use?

>>68327616
2-3 months. If you ask earlier, you'll just piss her off. I asked about 4 months after and it worked fine

>>68327705
It really depends, the first one I talked to outside of IP sent me her Facebook after a couple weeks, but I've known some for months and nothing happened.

>>68327518
Sending her another message will trigger her

>>68327705
That long really? The chick i'm talking to is in europe, so when she's online, I'm at work, and when I'm online she's sleep. so we usually just exchange 1 message a day. I've been talking to her for a week, and was hoping to ask for her whatsapp or something

>>68327374
look at those fat legs

>>68327868
Can't you two organize time to talk more regularly? Change sleep patterns a bit or something? Yeah, my qt said in her profile explicitly, not to ask, but like after 4 months I carefully asked her about her number.

>>68327705
>>68327823
lmao what? my German qt gave me her phone number after like 2 days and then facebook a week later (she said whatsapp kept crashing on her phone and wanted to add me on fb, I didn't ask for it)

why would you message someone for 4 months on a website with a shit interface when you can just text

File: 1477194555624.jpg (13KB, 235x195px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 235x195px

>>68327616
>>68327705
>>68327823
That's just plain out wrong lads

5-6 messages is usually enough

Sometimes girls ask to add you even sooner
>>68327950
If the girls aren't at least 7/10 in their 5x5 pixel profile picture, I don't even look at their profiles - if I do that they just end up commenting on my wall something stupid which I have to later delete + block

>>68328148
this

it took 2 days but it was after sending 5 messages

File: 1458071441464.jpg (18KB, 259x253px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 259x253px

>Quebec qts are viewing my profile

Why are you guys desperate for 3rd world pussy?

>>68328113
I dunno, she showed me how she blocked 1000+ people kek, so I didn't want to be on that list, and well my approach worked cause we're together

>>68328317
Cause I'm a third worlder myself

>>68328317
I only message 1st world cunts

Asians, Latinas, and Slavs are off limits

>>68328317
Because some of us live in parts of the world with no prospect of finding decent women.

File: 1430431475387.jpg (122KB, 700x937px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 700x937px

>>68328483

>>68327518

She never read the message I sent to her saying "ugly af"

Persians in The West are some of the most stuck up pieces of shit ever.

>>68329215
I think I'm a pretty cool guy. W-why do you hate me anon?

>>68326822
-_____-" i wrote on her wall jeez she really needs to stop being such a bitch >.>

>>68329215
If they were born here they're fucking horrendous pieces of shit. Worse than rich white bitches. If they're immigrants they're usually better in my experience. One of my best friends in uni was a Persian girl who lived in Canada since she was like 7 and she was one of the nicest people I've ever met.

>>68326822
tfw this is some female anon's fake to get dick pics

sorry to spam but has anyone here sent candy/other things to their qts?
i really need ideas buds pls help

Got a dimepiece tranny

>>68329515
>tfw no one will ever send me candies ;(

>>68329653
you want my candy baby?

>>68329668
um sure :)

File: 987578957895797.jpg (87KB, 1536x588px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 1536x588px

lol

>>68329515
well girls really love anything thats special, so it doesnt have to be candy, candies are a bit unhealthy, maybe jewellery ? i like earrings and necklaces or rings. teddy bears are soo cute too

>>68328326
my qt showed me her inbox once, you can get lost so easily in a sea of IP messages

>>68329841
I know I know, I saw too, she had a thousand and something unopened messages, but if she likes you, she will not lose your convo for sure

>>68329748
Lmao, ship her ass back to Iran.

>>68329748
She is even worse than a Jew, she is -- and may Allah forgive me for saying it -- a cunt

>>68329773
i dont think my qt cares, and its supposed to be something that from the good ol US of A in particular, plus were not at the point where im buying her jewelry.
are you gay or a girl cus either way i need help lol