>Father is Russian Jew >Mother is German >Sisters are

iktf bro
>french father
>swedish mother
>all my siblings have blonde hair/blue eyes
>i have brown hair/brown eyes

>>68276062
>father is Russian Jew
>mother is Swiss
>sister is 5'10"
>I'm 5'8"

Would you rather be me?

>>68276062
>>68276218
CHI

CA

>>68276062
t. mexican

>>68276262
OP here. I'm also 5'8".

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>father is black haired swiss
>mother is blonde haired dane

>sisters are brown haired and short
>I'm blonde, blue eyed and 6'4"

>>68276218
do you speak french?

>>68276512
My french is shit, but i can make myself understood
I have a really thick swedish accent when speaking tho

>>68276062
Op why are your clothes so shit?

>>68276432
>blond, blue eyed, swiss and 6'4
>posts on 4chan instead of destroying pussy/making money
wew

>>68276639
don't you learn like 3 foreign languages in school? why did you not choose french?

>>68276747
shit facial aesthetics. you need to take the hints.

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>be italian American
>are you puerto Rican?
>are you Spanish?
>are you Mexican?
>are you Jewish?

every time

>>68276785
All my friends chose Spanish, and i didnt want to be alone ;_; I kinda regret not choosing french tbqh

looks pretty ok to me
i mean you must look like a mexican then, tanned ≠ mexican

>>68276916
so you learn only 2 foreign languages like us? English + something

>>68276960
just like everyone yes, 3 is too much man

>>68276926
american people think if someone looks white but with tanned skin = mexican. some arabs are called mexicans too.

>>68276960
ye, 2 languages are obligatory but if you are really tryhard you can pick a 3rd

>>68277007
>>68277019
strange, people here think europeans speak at least 3 languages fluently.

>paki
>mom is dirty blonde with blue eyes
>younger brothers are both dirty blonde, blue eyes, pale skin
>i look full durka
ijustwanttodie.jpg

>>68277018
indeed, crazy people

>>68276062
Good thing is that you can select your race as hispanic in job applications and they cant disprove that if you got bit of tan.

>>68277395
don't think there's affirmative action in hiring.
maybe for federal institutions, maybe, but then they will know if they lie by checking his documents.

>>68276218
Are you a descendent of the Bernadotte ?

>>68276747
I'm autistic, have zero friends, zero social skills, am extremely awkward and I'm a lanklet.

>>68276835
You're literally the worst out of that bunch.

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>whole family, including my three siblings got brown hair and brown eyes
>all of them are under 180cm
>I got golden light blonde hair, blue eyes and is 185cm
>people always thought I was adopted when I lived at home

>>68277595
they will know if he lies*

>>68276062
>Jew
atleast you are rich

>>68276062
>Cargo shorts
>Long socks
>Pasty skin

Gross

>>68277270
Well, if you speak swedish you pretty much can speak and write norwegian and danish (to a lesser extent) as well. So it's more Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, English and german/french/spanish here.

>>68277627
lel no, my father is farmboy from Aquitaine

>>68277880
>Bernadotte
why and when did he move to sweden?

>>68277942
>>68277880
dismiss the greentext. it's a mistake.

>>68276218
Do french people tan easily? My dad's side of the family is all french and my mom's side is all english, but I'' the only one in my family with olive skin. Everyone else in my family has pale whote skin and burn in the sun really easily.

>>68277752
It's true, I'm bad with fashion.

>>68278073
south french are in general more "olive" than north Most swedes tan insanely easily tho

>>68276218
Your mother had sex with an arab

>>68278345
It has to come from my mom's side then. Everyone on my dad's side is from brittany and they're pale as fuck haha.

>>68278401
Listen to the expert.

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>>68278401
>t. al-Andalus

>>68277880
Why are every French who emigrate to Sweden from the South ?


Are you a part of some secret conspiracy to darken Sweden ?

Are you a descendent of soldier from the Bernadotte Army ?

Do you see refugee outside of Stockholm and Malmö ?

>>68278401

Negro pls

You and the Italians aren't even considerate white in France.

>>68278623
You will se refugees wherever you go in Sweden. I live in a tiny city and there are all types of shitskins here

>>68277682
When has there ever been a historical figure with blonde hair and blue eyes? Never because they're useless

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>>68278673
>You and the Italians aren't even considerate white in France.

Thank god!
Who wants to be a sub-human w*ite

>kek when i was in France they tought i was a serbian

>>68278827
Or because less than 2% of the adult population has blonde hair while most historical world famous figures are from places there blondes didn't exist at the time or was very very rare.

>>68279046
>using reason on /int/
Nah, blondes are useless

So cringey when americans talk about their heritage

>>68276062
>Father is German
>Mother is German
>Sister is goddamned snow white
>Everywhere I don't wear clothing becomes instantly chocolate brown and I get mistaken for an Ethiopian or African

>>68276062

iktf

Dads side is english, mums side is from the Mediterranean.

Sister has that classic english rose look. Pale, green/grey eyes, refined features etc.

I have a beard spotted with ginger, a crooked nose and look like a terrorist when i tan.

Lifes not fair.

>>68279254
Germans are the cancer of Europe

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>>68279403
t. Captain Sweden

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>>68276062
seems like your mom fucked the gardener Sanchez ~20 years ago

>Mother is Mexican brown eyes/hair/skin
>Father is Mexican brown eyes/hair/skin
>Brother is mild tanned, dirty blonde, green eyes
>I am Brown/Brown/Brown
I was fucking cheated. Best part- brother speaks Spanish and I don't

>>68279525
>comes from germany

Lmao

>>68279634
Fuck off, cuck, no one cares.

>>68279634
>>68279859
CHI

>>68279859
I care...

>>68279935
>Sweden
kek. I was born in Mexico

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>>68276835
Be Mexican.
>Are you Spanish?
>Are you Italian?
>Are you Jewish?

Just reminded me I was walking down the street and a guy came to me inviting me to a Judaism conference thing, thinking I would be interested given how I looked.

>>68279403
Without us there wouldn't be a Europe to begin with. So accept your hijab or you wont get dinner today!

>dad is blonde 6'4 blue eyed
>mom is 6'0 blonde green eyed

>get shitty great grandpas genes and turn out mulatto 5'10 with curly black hair

>>68276062
>>Father is Russian Jew
>>Mother is German

Looks like a mix of shit with shit

>>68280670

Three shits in the same package

>mother is 100% Native American
>father is 100% Native American
>mfw I have blue yes, blonde hair, 6'6", 20 centimeters dick

wtf i love genetics now!!

>>68278426

Weather in brittany is england tier so not surprising

>>68279634
your mom cheated on your father with the germanic aryan neighbor (your brother's age) years ago.

>mother is 100% Albanian
>father is 100% Albanian
>6'2, brown hair, black eyes, skin is whiter than snow
>still hate being an Albanian

>>68276062
It's much better to be mistaken for Mexican than to be identified as a jew lad.