/brit/ - The Outdated 80s Faggot Edition

anime

pot calling the kettle rasheed

>>68256740
anime

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>there is literally a game called gangs of london with different ethnic gangs

>>68256746
alri zhang

>>68256757
alri xun

>>68256740
rasheed

>>68256746
mehmet

>>68256718
abdul

>>68256754
pajeet

>>68256757
hamza

>>68256720
me too lad think i've got 20 or 30 quids worth from like 4-5 years ago, are they worth anything these days?

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Don't fancy their chances t b h

>>68256764
>>68256766
all me

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>What shall we do tonight honey?

>>68256757
can you play as whitey and genocide everyone else?

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> Love it when a normie bites the dust tb h lads

>>68256776
chop off those disgusting massive hooves for a start

>>68256768
who is the top pocket and why are the FSA and ISIS fighting alonside each other

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>>68256778
yeah you can play as a white gang
they look like poles

>>68256718
WHAT THE EFF IS THIS SHIT LMAO?

http://www.stevegoldby.com/

thailad about?

>>68256826
That picture makes me cringe. Fucking Cockney prats

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>>68256806
*throws popcorn at you*

Funny one arent you?

>>68256826
me in the top left, leaning on frank lampard

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paki island

population: this thread

>>68256831
a very small time actor

>>68256908
Fuck Off Steve

>>68256790
2bf he was:
1: most likely a degenerate (22 and unmarried without kids)
2: a globalist shekelshill (travelling outside his home country)

>>68256807
Top pocket is Kurds

That's not IS, it's a coalition of other Islamist rebels.

me on the right trying to get some action http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480889971166.webm http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480889971166.webm http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1480889971166.webm

>>68256942
me on the left

'ds.

>>68256942
sauce

>>68256886
flat earth mentioned

just 'ted the 'cks

What do you think of Donald J. Trump lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H14fJulsKsk


Video not too related

just 'te a 'owl of cereal

>>68257020
Fuck off Benidorm

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>no friends
>no gf
>struggling to find employment
>getting old

sometimes, all the feels just hit you at once, lads

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>>68256718
how do I pass the time

>>68257051

t. 18 year old child who thinks he fuxed his entire lyf up!!1!

>>68257051
>>68257055
delete

Some time ago an African man who raped a woman was beaten to death by RELA members at a Venice Hill Condominium. A group of more than 200 Africans armed with machetes took revenge. They went berserk, attacking the condo security guards, smashing window panes and glasses and destroying everything around the place. They wanted to teach the RELA members a lesson. My advice to all you men out there. Next time if you happen to see a teenage girl or a woman being confronted/attacked by a pervert/perverts in the public or residential areas, don't get yourself involved. You may risk your own life if you do. Don't try to be a hero. These people deserved to be victimised because of their bad karma. Most of them are conceited, cold-hearted, unsympathetic to the blind and homeless people. Should you offend these perverts, they will hunt you down after they are released from the prison. Don't think that these criminals cannot locate your whereabouts. They will go after not just you but your wife, children and parents. They may kidnap your daughter and make her their sex slave. They may maim your daughter's face, cut off her long hair, beat her up and video recorded the acts into their mobile phones and send you those images and videos. You never know what they will do to you. You may risk of losing your eyes, ears, tongue, hands or other parts of the body and be disabled for the rest of your life. They might even castrate you. You may think that I am creating stories here or talking nonsense. The above cases really happen but were blocked out by media. Many men are now confined to their house because they tried to help the women and thus incurred the wrath of their attackers. They are now living in regret for their stupidity for helping these female strangers. It would be more worthwhile to channel your sympathy and help to the poor and disabled men.

>>68257066
i wish, i'm 25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61CruCxdsvA

real life help helper

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

>>68257076

alri grandpa

>>68256942
this type of porn is fucking horrible desu, would see no reason why it shouldn't be banned

business idea: set up a /brit/ enclave on nairaland

>>68257075
shan't

>>68257051
me in a couple of years

>lost contact with most friends
>struggling at uni
>no job
>gf unlikely to hang around

any tips on how not to become you?

>>68257102
alright, calm down david cameron

>>68257102
probably because you're a bent twat
literally the only type of porn I can get off to

>>68257102
are you KIDDING me? those wymyn are empowered! those men are feminists! porn has been proven, time and time again, to ENHANCE MEMORY AND COGNITIVE ABILITY
you're a fucking white male

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>>68257075

121
Cringeworthy post

>>68257121
Superb post

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>>68257113
haha delete this post mate

>>68257113
>any tips on how not to become you?
don't cut off all your contacts - when you lose your support network, you're fucked

don't have an employment gap, that'll really doom you

don't get comfortable doing nothing all day, you'll never change unless you have to

arguing with the internet gf again

>>68257150
solid advice 2bh

the 17yo black internet fwb is griefing me on minecraft again

>>68257150
>dont have employment gaps

haha have 2 1 year employment gaps

lmfao

>>68257140

you use the word "cringeworthy" XD

"""making love""" with the """""internet gf"""""

>internet fwb

what did he mean by this?

>>68256942
Howling

Imagine replying to your own fucking post.

Fucking state of it

>>68257182
non exclusive casual internet sex friend who i also play minecraft with

>>68256987
Looks like facialabuse desu

>>68257150
>don't cut off all your contacts
still got a few left but the useful ones are mostly gone

>don't have an employment gap, that'll really doom you
will try not to

>don't get comfortable doing nothing all day
too late haha

>internet sex friend

what did he mean by this?

>>68257182
>not recognising those filthy clodhoppers
hownu.ru

>>68257188
I mean seriously, imagine it for one moment.

Been talking to this girl for the last few days even though there's absolutely no prospect of us ever having sex and she has no idea what I look like

Wonder what she thinks is going on tb h

@68257229
no

want to kill myself

will probably off myself within the next 2 years

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbc0vUnMXkQ

tune

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YES

remember cornwall

heh heh

>>68257251
You should post this on twitter where people actually might give a shit about your pathetic cry for attention

Note, you also must be a cute girl with the correct political and social views

lorde is actually 30

>>68257176
cybersex is shit

don't recommend it

>>68257251
why is that la

>>68257277
talk to him every day on steam chat aha
he only comes in here to post yui and say FONT

>>68257295
mum called me and asked if I was gay because Ive never had a gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6WJYe6n-l8

actual tune

All these fuckin leafs

searching for the so-called "will to live"

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>>68257323
>tfw the senpai have started having tentative conversations about how its "ok to be gay" around me

It's coming, I know it is.

>>68257314
sort your life out,

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ah yes, canadians

or as i like to call them, can'tadians

>>68257330
Just fucking nuke canada I swear to god

>>68257349
>not the will to power

Stay bluepilled

>>68257369
>are we on air?
>uhhh, neck yourself

>>68257361
what's wrong with having a little steam chat?

>>68256810
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>>68257345
>>68257366
>>68257369

good posts

imagine actually living in a country called canada

wouldve necked myself if I ever set foot in that so called country

>>68257392
>every day
>video games
>steam
>a mentally ill bender

>>68257323
is that all lad? Doesn't seem like a good reason. You waiting the two years for more bad stuff to happen?

absolutely GAGGING for an american gf, lads

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>i have cornwall on steam

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hmmm

>>68257422
we don't talk about video games or bent stuff though

>>68257443
downloaded every pixel of this to my computer

absolutely NEED one of those lower-upper class posh gfs that are half posh and half slag but still have that posh accent

>>68257410
I've been there

it's actually quite nice

>>68257323
what an absolute battycase

I'd understand if you had parkinsons, were a convicted sex offender, or had been disowned and become homeless.

this is just pathetic though

>>68257457
>wanting a british gf
have you ever considered suicide, my man

any new memes making the rounds lads?

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>>68257486
Tim's new flat

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>>68257486

>>68257486
yeah the "not posting your face as a meme because it's so ugly" meme

Arse

>>68257494
how

>>68257494
not gonna lie, that looks like a nice place

>>68257505
https://youtu.be/JnKewRUZiD0?t=986

he made the mistake of going outside

>>68257503
enough about your sexual preferences already

Qt at work slammed the door

I was going to push the door open when she pulled before I got to push and rammed it right into the wall, it was like she was angry to see me. I love staring at her arse, think she mightve noticed

>>68257505
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>>68257519
>>68257526

snap

>>68257494
nice flat that
>>68257496
i can see this one catching on
>>68257501
quality

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>>68257535

>>68257550
how

>>68257569
photoshop is a magical thing

>>68257569
this was another photo taken approximately a quarter of a second after the last one

shortly after fatcam heard someone taking the padlock off the fridge

>>68257614
it isn't fat cam wth

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>>68257569
Magic is a magical thing

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Just made one with Miliband in it

>>68257677
Kys

>>68257668
If you reply to me EVER again I'm tipping off the Thai authorities regarding your noncery

Today's ASMR assortment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ih3Ed2XPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6yLZAy9uI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY40P5mLikE

>>68257677
classic milliband

>>68257550
the purple z in the top left corner of this image is one of the world's great unanswered mysteries

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>>68257702
:]

>>68257720
probably the creator signing it.

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>>68257778

WHO IS Z???

>>68257457
absolutely GAGGING for one of these tbqh

>the artist known as Z may be in /brit/ right now

>>68257817
ya mums cunt

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>>68257841
>>68257817

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Just made one with Miliband in it

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This is a bit shit really.

Fucking hate Hammond, the annoying little tryhard cunt. Would love to drown him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibv2ZoLgcyg

right in the feels

>>68257877
>only a bit

how much did amazon pay you

>>68257877
Yankee friendly scripted horse shit is what it is.

>>68257896
You've lost me, fella.

>>68257908
it's very shit

storming out
australian weather

>>68257907
>Yankee friendly
how's that then

>>68257932
Feeling VERY afraid

>>68257907
>Yankee friendly
*what brits think is yankee friendly

Some of their "yankee friendly" humour is just cringeworthy

>>68257942
AHAHAHAHA WE GOT "BEAT UP" BY OUR AUDIENCE FOR STATING HISTORICAL TRUTHS OF THE ROYAL MILITARY BEING MORE COMPETENT THAN THE AMERICAN MILITARY

AHAHAHAHA RACE DRIVER WHO ONLY LIKES VEE AITES

>>68257942
The whole thing is more about appealing to Yanks now. Understandable I guess as it's being bankrolled by you fatties, but it feels more forced than it ever did before.

>>68258000
>the royal military

what is that lad, army hasn't been royal in 400 years

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>Among the lands beyond the ocean America was the first reached and the most
important. It was conquered by different European races, and shoals of European settlers were thrust forth upon its shores. These sometimes displaced and sometimes merely overcame and lived among the natives. They also, to their own lasting harm, committed a crime whose shortsighted folly was worse than its guilt, for they brought hordes of African slaves, whose descendants now form immense populations in certain portions of the land...Australia, which was much less important than America, was also won and settled with far less difficulty. The natives were so few in number and of such a low type, that they practically offered no resistance at all, being but little more hindrance than an equal number of ferocious beasts.

literally nothing would impress you faggots from clarkson, may, hammond. they could put out a 10/10 show and everyone would still whinge about it

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This girl offers you $5 if you let her kick you in the bollocks

What do

>>68258016
But the Air Force is. At least that's what the name says.

>>68258037
The thing where May reassembles a lawn mower is still better than what I've seen of TGT so far.

>>68258036
I like this lad, seems like a top bloke for a Yank

>hes an atheist
>says god tier anyway
are people subconsciously wired to believe in a higher power?

>>68258037
May's solo stuff is good though. Your standards are low because you Americunts are easily impressed by dogshit.

>>68258106
yeah lad we go mental otherwise

Have you ever been outside going about your business and you see a little boy just walking along without a care in the world and think "what the fuck happened to my life" and then you get angry and then you hit the boy?

>>68258095
>>68258122
yeah okay dickhead. I meant from all 3 of them in one show. the last 3 seasons of top gear were dreadful as well, so I don't know why it is a surprise

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could heem any of you

Why is this Yank getting rattled? Does he genuinely think appealing to his countrymen is a mark of quality?

>>68258074
tell her dollars are worthless and ask why she even has them

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>>68258174
wrong

>>68258106
Gods are fictional characters like ghosts

brit on vacation here

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>The great world movement which began with the voyages of Columbus and Vasco da Gama, and which has gone on with ever-increasing rapidity and complexity until our own time, has developed along a myriad lines of interest. In
no way has it been more interesting than in the way in which it has brought into sudden, violent, and intimate contact phases of the world's life history which would normally be separated by untold centuries of slow development.

>Again and again, in the continents new to peoples of European stock, we have seen the spectacle of a high civilization all at once thrust into and superimposed upon a wilderness of savage men and savage beasts. Nowhere, and at no time, has the contrast been more strange and more striking than in British East Africa during the last dozen years.

>Most of the tribes were of pure savages; but here and there were intrusive races of higher type; and in Uganda, beyond the Victoria Nyanza, and on the head-waters of the Nile proper, lived a people which had advanced to the upper stages of barbarism, which might almost be said to have developed a very primitive kind of semi-civilization. Over this people — for its good fortune — Great Britain established a protectorate.

>>68258192
looks like he's hanging himself from the curtain rail

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/dec/05/gunman-detained-at-comet-pizza-restaurant-was-self-investigating-fake-news-reports

has /pol/ gone too far?

>>68258228
reminder that he got shot and proceed to give a speech while bleeding out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gR7UyEGK2s

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>>68258174
decensored

>>68258215
ah yes, a gimmick aged like whiskey

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dat compression

>>68258295
the video was also supposed to be 50 seconds long, oh well. first time making a webm

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>>68258267
Yes

>The dark-skinned races that live in the land vary widely. Some are warlike, cattle-owning nomads; some till the soil and live in thatched huts shaped like beehives; some are fisherfolk; some are ape-like naked savages, who dwell in the woods and prey on creatures not much wilder or lower than themselves.

>The hunter who wanders through these lands sees sights which ever afterward remain fixed in his mind. He sees the monstrous river-horse snorting and plunging beside the boat; the giraffe looking over the tree tops at the nearing horseman; the ostrich fleeing at a speed that none may rival; the zebras, barking In the moonlight, as the
laden caravan passes on Its night march through a thirsty land. In after years there shall come to him memories of the lion's charge; of the gray bulk of the elephant, close at hand In the sombre woodland; of the buffalo, his sullen eyes lowering from under his helmet of horn; of the rhinoceros, truculent and stupid, standing In the bright sunlight on the empty plain.

>Apart from this, yet mingled with it. Is the strong attraction of the silent places, of the large tropic moons, and the splendor of the new stars; where the wanderer sees the awful glory of sunrise and sunset in the wide waste spaces of the earth, unworn of man, and changed only by the slow change of the ages

>>68258295
oh, I must've forgot this was /v/

>>68258326
jog on before snipe you

>>68256806
>"he" says, as "he" catches an embarassed glance at "his" sissy size-8 feet.

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>>68258174
Could kill you with my bear hands, you fat sack of shit

>>68258295
>stealth archer

>>68258376
>t. virgin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGgN-uk5o9w

having a small wank

pizzagate is heating up

>>68258417
>>68258418
>t. chad mcthundercock

>15 (fifteen) jfs in a row
not a fan

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>More than a thousand years have passed since the Roman Empire of the West became in fact a German empire. With the Ottos and the Henrys began the slow rise of that Western life which has shaped modern Europe, and therefore ultimately the whole modern world.
> After the downfall of Rome and the breaking in sunder of the Roman Empire, the first real crystallization of the forces that were working for a new uplift of civilization in western Europe was round the Karling house.
>Under the Karlings the Arab and the Moor were driven back beyond the Pyrenees; the last of the old heathen Germans were forced into Christianity, and the Avars, wild horsemen from the Asian steppes, who had long held tented dominion in middle Europe, were utterly destroyed.
>Islam arose, and conquered far and wide. It produced a civilization of its own, brilliant and here and there useful, but hopelessly limited when compared with the civilization of which we ourselves are the heirs. Hun and Avar, Mongol, Tartar, and Turk. These fierce and squalid tribes of warrior horsemen flailed mankind with red scourges, wasted and destroyed, and then vanished from the ground they had overrun. But in no way worth noting did they count in the advance of mankind.

>>68258446
*unzips and plops my willy infront of you*

What now?

>>68258446
It's REAL YANK HOURS

>>68258446
ummmmm canadians are british sweetheart

Why do Yanks embarrass themselves on /sp/?

>>68258295

Why does anyone enjoy fighting this way?

You can literally just sprint up to them, jump and start swinging a giant sword.

The kind of playstyle people adopt in these games says a lot about them as a person. And your style tells me you are autistic.

>>68258466
>sports
FONT

Got raped in greggs earlier lads

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CANADIANS ARE BRITISH SWEETHEART ;)

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>>68258376
I play on legendary with 4x/4x damage. I also played with the character creation overhaul that makes it like morrowind so my khajeet has low health, high stamina and is locked into learning certain skills quicker.

Bows+cloak & dagger are the only way to win

fighting more than 2 enemies at a time will get you killed

heres the second half of the video

>>68258496
Didn't know they had greggs in canada

turban fell off lads

>>68258468
Stealth Archery is boring as fuck

>>68258513
guess you have to shit in the street now

what IS democracy?

>>68258504
>khajit
>sneak
>archer

EXCELLENT POST

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>I play on legendary with 4x/4x damage. I also played with the character creation overhaul that makes it like morrowind so my khajeet has low health, high stamina and is locked into learning certain skills quicker.
>Bows+cloak & dagger are the only way to win
>fighting more than 2 enemies at a time will get you killed

>>68258526
ya mums cunt

>>68258504
>playing as a furry

Let me guess, you side with the Legion too

ah yes, canacucks discussing video games in /brit/, spectacular

>>68258569
VIDEO GAMES?!?
HOW DARE THEY

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Normie twats inviting me to parties for people i dont care about

Literally pretend to be all their friends and use them to my advantage

>>68258543
khajeet have no horses in the race

if i play as any human besides nord its empire and nord its sons of skyrim obviously
>>68258530
thank you

so apparently the guy that shot up the pizzagate store today was a falseflag

Americans are better than Canadians, who will do as they please but occasionally post a picture of the queen to prove they belong

>>68258466
>Why do Yanks embarrass themselves
Yanks are utter cringe anywhere.

I feel bad for them, never known people so desperate to be liked and respected, yet hated so much

it's funny how suicide rates have increased since the marketing of so-called "anti-depressant" pills was implemented

really funny

>>68258610
>anti-depressants
>marketed

Where?

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> utter cringe

>>68258604
could you delete this one please

>>68258538
bit gay

>>68258623
us of a

>>68258604
shan't be reading a word of this drivel

>>68258627
>white bois

4chan mentioned on the BBC lads

>>68258610
Proofs?

>>68258604
>I feel bad for them, never known people so desperate to be liked and respected, yet hated so much
Kek

why the fuck hasn't someone invented a little vacuum sucker thing that sucks the pus out of boils/pimples so you don't scar yourself popping them?

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>>68258696
Buy these things for small whiteheads and blackheads

Leave anything else alone, especially cysts.

>>68258597
ah yes the "shooter" was an actor

>>68258504
>fighting more than 2 enemies at a time will get you killed

or you just suck

>>68258669
link

>>68256851
Cuck

>>68258750
Fat nigger

>>68258713
I get boils and furuncles that have to be drained because they are infections.

is it strange to ask for a specific benzo at the doctors?
don't want to look sus

>>68258732
Google pizzagate bbc

>>68256886
If one of you lads can tell me the actual name and/or location of this place, I will give you a month's worth of (you)'s.

>>68258780
yes. they are the expert on what medication you should take, not you

>I get boils and furuncles that have to be drained because they are infections.
beyond grim

>>68258816
Migingo Island
gib yous

Everyone is always telling me to be more enthusiastic reee

>>68258817
but diazepam is shit
I want clonazepam

quite enjoyed the new Walking Dead episode lads

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>>68258819
pic of a small one on my face. I get big ones on my back all the time and I have to drive home so my mom can drain it for me

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Great-great-great grandmother: 96
Great-great grandmother: 75
Great grandmother: 59
Grandmother: 39
Mother: 20
Daughter: 2 months

>>68258853
clonazepam is for women

alprazolam is where it's at

>>68258873
I didn't want you to post this

>>68258887
all fat runts

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>>68258892
alprazolam is illegal here

>>68258887
We need to see more of this if the white race is to not go the way of the dodo bird

Women shitting out one autistic kid when they're in their late 30s just isn't cutting it

holy shit it's a fortnight til christmas

how did that happen

>>68258887
hot

Muslims

>>68258773
yeah ive had a few, absolute cunts they are

>>68258937
broken britain

>>68258830
(You)+(You)+(You)+(You)+(You)*26.

>>68258887
Would shag the great grandmother

>>68258873
>>68258924
go see your doctor pal

>>68258930
that's odd

it's very hard to get a prescription for it here but i lucked out when i went to my gp for my anxiety and he offered alprazolam or an SSRI and the choice was easy

he never intended for me to be on it anymore than a couple months but when i went to a psychiatrist he kept me on it cause it's what's working for me

>>68258887
wait. when you're young and fat you look older than you are but old and fat will make you look younger.

business idea: gain enough weight that my age is unidentifiable

>>68258924
Do you shower? Daily?

business idea: gain enough weight that my gender is unidentifiable

>>68258975
yeah it used to be legal but too many people were abusing it (me included)

Business idea: supply these twats with food

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>>68259014
literally me (pic related)

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How the fuck do so many of you take medications

Makes me wonder how many people IRL are also taking these uppers

Business idea: sell weight loss pills that promise to cure obesity but are actually filled with cyanide

>>68259021
our govt is focused on opioid painkillers now since apparently they've become a problem
they call it hillbilly heroin where i'm from

they put out new prescribing guidelines or some shite but at the end of the day for people who are truly in pain it's what works

>>68259042
this thing looks sad and old
>>68259055
never taken prescription mood altering meds in my life
can't imagine how people so willingly guzzle this trash down

>>68258973
already have. they recommended I come in and get cortisone shots when a big one comes up but it is $20/shot, so I'd be paying like $40/month if I went every time I got one.
>>68258998
twice a day and I use prescription acne cream. really shitty skin genetics I guess. can't even shave clean or else I get tons of ingrown hairs

hot out

>>68259055
my best mate takes adderall everyday before and during work he's prescribed it

looking back i wish i had tried to get adderall instead so i could be productive

benzos make me content with my station in life which is not what i need rn

only take benzos once every few months
been taking a lot recently (maybe once every 3 weeks) though

>>68259098
it's -2 out there bruce what you on about

>>68259101
>looking back i wish i had tried to get adderall instead so i could be productive

nah

it teaches runt tier habits and you are fucked if you ever get caught without it

>>68259119
that's the smart way to take it so you don't get hooked

>>68259101
i wish i would've tried to get a prescription earlier in my uni career

think I legitimately have undiagnosed ADD

>>68259119
I tried Xanax last night and blacked out and woke up next morning sitting in my computer chair
I wasted 5 bucks on a bar to feel literally no high

>>68259132
true enough but at least you can get shit done and not having it will suck but benzo withdrawal is a special kind of hell that amphetamine withdrawal can't even touch

>>68259172
take the benzo before you start drinking/with your first drink and then drink slowly
amazing feeling tbqh, benzos would be the best drug ever if there was no risk of addiction

mates call me the xan man

do NOT want to go to work today lads

how does one aquire these so-called benzos

>>68259199
not him but ever since i started taking benzos regularly i've completely quit drinking after reading too many horror stories

during my uni days i would routinely mix benzos and alcohol until i woke up out of a blackout naked on my floor and bleeding from my knees with a box of Carlos Santana cologne next to me but instead of a bottle of cologne in the box there was a Garmin GPS

>>68259199
>tfw fucked a wino off bars and she didnt remember the next morning

I skedaddled out of there quick lmao, might have a little me out there

>>68259231
prescription

alternatively deep web

Literally cannot understand why people take downers

I can't even stand smoking weed

>>68259231
darknet

was on the benzos one day and something that looked like the universe opened up in front of me and took me in.

still chasing that feeling

>>68259289
don't think they were benzos mate

>>68259266
>>68259277
just through tor then? or has that been monitored since those silk road raids?

bought benzos off a ""friend"" before but I hate the cunt so I don't really want to deal with him again

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Business idea (pic related)

Tell me you wouldn't buy this.

>>68259310
tor was never safe to begin with people tend to forget that it was literally invented by the US Navy

i for one would never feel safe ordering drugs through the mail cause one day there will be a SWAT team waiting outside along with your package

according to business insider, ukraine is more dangerous than pakistan

>>68259361
there is no proof that you ordered it so you can't get into legal trouble

>>68259326
>buying a refrigerator designed by a lad who can't spell refrigerator
nah you're alright

>>68259326
>takes a poo in your freezer

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well good morning

>>68259361
hmm didn't realise it was mail order
live on-campus and they keep your mail if it's got anything inside, have to go to reception to get it. literally had a letter with a bank card go through this method, they might pick up on a suspicious looking letter

>>68259326
most brain dead thing I've seen today if I'm to be honest with you

>>68259376
people get busted doing it all the time lad

it's not worth getting arrested over even if somehow the charges get dropped because the arrest itself will still be on your record

>>68259326
and if a kid comes along and just decides to nab all your food, what will you do then?

been listening a lot to this band from Mali recently

does that count as rasheedism or not?

wish it was snowing

>>68259480
an RFID key you weapon

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a weekend of freedom has come to it's end as another week of slavery commences.

>>68259452
is he ok?

new

>>68259514

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>>68259514

>>68259514

new

>>68259536
>>68259536
>>68259536
>>68259536
>>68259536

>these runts desperate for people to post in their new

Pathetic shitksin behaviour