When I was a child I thought the world was at one time only in

When we had a "fire drill" at school I thought it meant there was a giant spinning drill made of flames coming to kill us and I had a pretty bad time

>>68241084
Since my family came from Germany I thought the U.S. and Germany fought side-by-side during the World Wars as the good guys.
I was really young when I thought that, though.

i thought you got to have sex in sex ed

i was heavily dissapointed

>>68241172
When I was little I thought that Germany, Italy, and Japan called themselves the "Axis of Evil" and I kept thinking "Thats a weird name to call yourself".

i thought i was white

I thought Poland is the most relevant country

I thought white people were a minority even in Europe, for the fact that Mexico has a majority of non-whites and I thought everywhere was the same

girls pee out of their vaginas

>>68243949
Funny, I thought white people were a majority in Mexico and the world (it is not the case, of course) because of TV shows and the places I used to be when I was a child.

I also thought East Asians were white, I never understood why they weren't, despite their eyes, because their skin is pale.

I used to think New Zealand was in Europe.

>>68243964
They don't?

I thought a woman had to swallow semen in order to get pregnant
I thought foreign countries were in the sky. The higher the further the country.
I also thought I would be happy at some point

>>68244582
Where did you lived to see white people being a majority in Mexico?

I thought dogs became horses when they grew up
I thought countries were literally separate planets

>>68244875
Mexico City, but I hardly ever got our of my house when I was a kid living in an upper middle class neighborhood. Never used the public transport system, went to a private school, and people in my family are mostly white (blonde and blue eyes, castizos and whiteish mestizos). Not all, but a lot. Also, I'm talking about when I was really young, like 3-4 years old.

When I was very young I thought parents or grandparents generation where the first people and that they came out of the ground in the mountains of mexico (chicano)

I thought the USA only had black and white people

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I cant think of anything.

I thought if a black person became president he would make all white people slaves.

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>>68241084
I thought that all famous buildings and tourist attractions like Eifel Tower and Big Ben are located in one big Amercian city, possibly New York.
Also that USA have their own language and learning english is a waste of time because of British irrevelancy.

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I thought Denmark was a very relevant country. I live near the border btw.

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>>68244970
>I thought dogs became horses when they grew up

>>68244661
no, pee comes from their butts, like babies do

>>68255078
>>68244661

it's a secondary hole

I thought all the windmills in Holland were built to keep the from sinking into the sea.

I thought rhinos were dinosaurs.
I thought that girls peed out of their assholes.
I thought that Spanish was the language of Brazil.
I thought Africa was a country.

That objectivism was a sound moral philosophy and basis for the structure of society.

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>>68255886
Objectivity is yet another spook my friend.

>>68255924
Is cool, I'm anarcho socialist now.

Spookmaster is just a meme.

>>68241084
I thought that Anglo-Canada was part of the USA

I thought girls had three holes, one vag, one asshole, and one in between the two.

>>68256543
>I thought girls had three holes

um, well....

When I was a little boy I lived in Mexico. Around the ages of 3-4 adults would tell me about the United States and they would say that it is "above Mexico". Thus I literally thought that the sky was the United States.

>>68256543
>what's clitoris

>>68256543
They do have three if you count the urethra