/brit/

me first

nth for justin trudeau

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based on what i see on facebook indian girls with white guys is definitely on the uptick lads

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>>68235509
radar radio too
aj tracey is locking off all stations tonight senpai gonna be mwad

business idea: do this music ting lowe all the fuckry

would record some 'roos for you lads but think my housemate would overhear me.

probably only one ITT without some cuck/runt voice.

>>68235503
This filename and picture do seem a bit illegitimate

are you locked in lads

>looking at google maps
>randomly drop man into Cape Town
>it looks first world and the city centre is beautiful
>perfect weather
>fucking Africa looks nicer than Britain

Synapses are ALIGHT

>>68235564
When I visited America I was surprised at how many Indian people I saw actually.

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>>68235413
>Literally start a civil war with each other over which version of Christianity is the best
>Thinks we won't fuck up muslims

>>68235464
I'd rather be poor and principled that rich and not. Not all of us are pathetic worms that will bend over for money.

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need a good video game to play

I have nothing to do and i've completed/bored of every single other one I own

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>>68235564
Good, we need more brown girls chasing white men tbqh

>>68235564
Not true desu

watching the rocket league grand final on twitch

>>68235574
enjoyed this post

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The gf

Repost so the little mutt sees it
>>68235146
You only said original, you fuck, I obviously thought that you meant "original meme" not the "original image" I fixed. And I can't find the cunt, I've named it something weird and I'm not scrolling through thousands of images for ya, mate

If post ends in an odd number, soft brexit
If post ends in an even number, hard brexit
If doubles, UK builds a sea wall

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>>68235565
OI OIIIIIIIIIIIII

>He doesn't listen to NTS all day at work

looooooooool

>>68235589
literally 100% of them are either doctors or own convenience stores like apu on the simpsons

Nan married some Liberian bloke a few years ago and we have him benefit of the doubt and said "nah, he's not a dodgy bloke"
Turns out over the past 4 years he's taken thousands of pounds off her
think it's about £10,000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM
lol

ruff sound on rinse fm is very good
wonder what noveliste is up to

>>68235620
we should build a moat around the UK ngl

>>68235591
>Literally start a civil war with each other over which version of Christianity is the best
that wasn't what the troubles was about you clown

also is it the unionists who spraypaint no niggers on houses or the nationalists?

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*momentarily pops out from behind hiding spot*
*smacks you on your bottom with paddle*
*goes back to hiding*

>>68235620
what now

>>68235591
you can be rich and principled too. Australia is a perfect example.

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>>68235591
>no blacks no nigers

>>68235607
rajit

>>68235588
yeah but you have to deal with the fact that you live in South Africa

>>68235588
Greater London

>>68235628
they always invite top artists and theres always great mixes
very good radio

>>68235662
Unionists spraypaint NIGGERS on things. Republicans knock on the door and tell them to leave in a week or they'll be back.

I'm not saying The Troubles was a religious conflict. I shouldn't have said "start" the civil war because of it, but you'd be a fool to claim people weren't killed for being Catholics/Protestants.


>>68235675
t. 85% chink

>>68235678
I'm as white as it gets mate

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>>68235564
it definitely is here
nearly every interracial couple I see is a white guy with some sort of Asian (Indian, Arab, Chinese) or a latina
>not accepting Canadian style multiculturalism

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh44zE-hlL4

Absolute belter lads

>>68235620
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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>>68235548

new sicko mobb mixtape is kinda sound lads

>>68235620
double or nothing

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>>68235620
sooo..Brexit cancelled?

>>68235741
not an argument

enjoy your third world living conditions and crime infested shithole. So glad my ancestors fled NI in the 1800s 2bh.

daily reminder that mummy may is currently personally looking at every website you visit so I hope you're not being bad lads

>>68235671
oh fuck it's sissy brit boy aussie
LAD'S GET HIM

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>>68235763

Paid for cheesy crust, didnt get it

Worth ringing them up and demanding a new pizza?

>>68235800
Anyone on 4chan is pretty much guaranteed to be on the naughty list.

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This'll do nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpLAzAZXi2A

DE MEYNSTREEM MEDIER

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Name a sexier world leader

ill wait

>>68235751
Reminds me of clubs

>>68235828
gonna have food standards agency staff looking at my tranny porn fetish

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>>68235850

>>68235796
Ling long ding dong indeed, Mr. Chang.

Protip: Northern Ireland has the lowest crime rate in the UK and a lower homicide rate than Australia.

>>68235845
good jumpre

Someone liked me on okcupid, to see who it was I need to give them money.

Shan't be doing it.

>>68235845
can I buy this at jacamo?

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>>68235850

>>68235864
FSA is a designated counter-terorism department, that's why they have access

>>68235846
because of this guy a few northern cunts I've met at uni I FUCKING HATE northerners now

>>68235877
doesn't matter when you all live in fucking tin sheds now does it?

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>>68235747
dat arse tho

>>68235845
might actually cop one of these, hopefully people at work would realise it's ironic

>>68235846
does he not realise that shitters like fox news who were very pro trump are a part of the mainstream media

>>68235909
in case the terrorsists put a bomb in a cake

why am I constantly behind the curve when it comes to popular culture

is it because I don't have friends?

>>68235901

OkCupid is full of genderfluids, super leftists, and physically and/or psychologically deformed people.

Try match or plentyoffish.

>>68235933
>ironic
why?

>>68235921
Brick and mortar, but do keep trying to reframe the discussion and get BTFO on every single point.

will a single beer a day have detrimental effects on my testosterone levels?

>>68235977
why not

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lads, how do I pronounce the 'r' not like a 'w'?

always thought I pronounce my 'r's like everyone else (southern england, non-rhotically) but apparently it sounds like a 'w'.

>>68235961
Poisoning, etc. Or in case they're using food places to build bombs and shit.

>>68235962
because you browse /brit/

>>68235992
t. Jonathan "Wossy" Ross

>>68235962
might be because you don't browse the so-called mainstream media, as the northerner would say

>you will never run kara with the guild fammo late at night again

>>68235962
keep your ear to the ground

>/fa/
>/bleep/
>Twitter
>NTS/Balamii/Radar/Rinse/WWFM
>LRB, NYRB, FT, Private Eye, Quietus

>>68235970
Can't really be arsed with anything, I just wanted to post a profile and get lots of views.

Didn't really think it through though, women don't tend to go looking online.

blacked.com has really high production values.
I wonder who could be behind this
hmmm

>((((((((((lansky))))))))))

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>>68235850

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>(southern england, non-rhotically)

*locks in to rinse fm*

>>68235985
yes, drink spirits

>>68236001
why does the welsh ambulance service need access to my internet history?

>>68235992
just pwactice

>>68235981
>he thinks he's winning

you're a literal runt defending your shitty poor """"""country""""""" and by using epic le chink memes.

>>68236044
>You will never have a comfy marriage wrapped up in your snuggie

Why life

>>68235962
>popular culture

tah, i reject such sheepish behaviour, sirrah!

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perfect

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lads, how do I pronounce the 'r' not like a 'w'?

always thought I pronounce my 'r's like everyone else (southern england, non-rhotically) but apparently it sounds like a 'w'.

>>68235992
my boss at work does this

every takes the piss out of him behind his back by pronouncing things with a w

>>68236044
bhutan really looks like an interesting country

>>68236080
Keep crying, Mr. Chong. While I bask in the glory of white Christendom.

maisie

>>68236082
>ywn be king of a tiny but safe and fairly prosperous mountain kingdom

>>68236128
good post

>>68236044
I can't imagine how imbred that guy is. royal family in a tiny, mountain locked country

any /chipbutty/ man in

>>68236137
>ywn be Swiss royalty

ahh yes, having a life but not living one

>>68236125
better get your Bhutanese passport in order

so depressed lads haha

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>>68236148
nah m8

only /piebutty/

raise my voice whenever im visiting the north so that they can be alerted of the presence of a southerner and bring out the red VIP carpet

>>68236183
Wigan mentioned

>>68236060
Beastiality porn is banned and someone's got to monitor it, who better than the Welsh

hob interview tomorrow shitting meself

>>68236127
ah yes, enjoy not being able to afford dinner tonight

girls go wild in the worta

got told I drink too much today

and that was coming from the barman at my local, which I found a bit galling

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>muck around with your bandmates after school
>recorded by the group nonce and put online
>nonces swoon over nathan
>dad is livid so bans sissy from the nonce cameraman and the band
>forces sissy to work in a car mechanicss over the holidays to toughen him up
>sissy is so brainwashed and scared by pops who goes online to proclaim hos agreement of his "future employment prospects"
>tfw nathan is being forced into something he doesnt like because he doesnt want go disappoint his pops for being such a sissy

You guys have no idea how much you fucked up nathans life and you dont even care about whats happening

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>>68236181
C'est la vie mon frere.

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>Northern Ireland has a smaller GDP than FUCKING LEEDS

really makes you think

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>>68236161
>Swiss
>royalty

might eat the so-called mushrooms for dinner
or as i like to call them, maesh

>>68236200
been at my current job for like a month and i've already got a reputation as a heavy drinker

>>68236198
>back to UR POOR
kek

>>68236060
Why wouldn't they?

>bloody
do poortherners really still use this word unironically?

>>68235747
There's no latinas in Canada

Wish I could eat pie butties, roast dinner butties and lasange butties erry day with no consequences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWOHMpH5_I

>>68236183
looks revolting

those chips look drier than your nans cunt

>>68236241
you are though and for some reason you're proud of it

runt.

>>68236204
Sounds like he was saved.

>>68236250
aye its bloody brilliant in t'north laddy

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>>68236181
I would normally give you shit mick but I hope things improve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZbKHDPPrrc

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>>68236041

You don't have to try very hard desu. Just get some good photos (not selfies of you smiling slightly in your room) with a generous focal length (pic related).

Then copypasta easy opening lines to send en masse to qts.

Use the block feature liberally to prevent getting messages from women you'd never bother with so you don't have to feel bad when you don't respond.

After a few messages back and forth offer to go for coffee or something else light. No dinners or anything which seems too committed or intense.

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might report Sophie and Maisie for using fake names

Gonna go put some pasta on lads, somebody recommend a comfy film for me to watch when I get back.

>>68236225
forgot to buy mushrooms for my pasta sauce

was livid mate, absolutely seething.

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>>bloody
>do poortherners really still use this word unironically?

>>68236257
I had a family next door that consisted of an Englishman and his wife's daughter who was a Poortugese BR, as was his wife.

>>68236266
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>68236321
EXCEPTIONAL post

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>>68236282
>forced to be something he clearly is not
>saved

>>68236204
australia was a mistake

>>68236264
this is asmr

>>68236181
What's wrong with ye mate?

did you know the shells of smarties taste different depending on their colour

just heard someone from adelaide talk lads

quite a british-sounding poncey accent, think all that nuclear testing got to them in the 50s

>>68236438
dAHHHNce with my while i water my plAHHHnt

>>68236311
The Cranes Are Flying is a good film

>>68236264
jesus christ mate are you a female or something?

>>68236438
Theres more than one accent in rooland?

>>68236478
accent goes more by class rather than region except for those poofs in south australia it seems

howling at that bellend from norn iron

>>68236478
Drunk and not drunk.

>>68236462
That's normal

Fucking Southern hemisphere yanks you lot

>>68236522
>that's normal

ahh yes maori poms telling US what's correct. fuck off you irrelevant little islander.

Estas son nuestras tierras y las re conquistaremos

>>68236557
sorry mate don't speak esperanto

>>68236557
wall

rip

/realcolonyhours/ earlier than normal

>>68236617
Christmas is coming up, everyones studying for exams I bet

>>68236617
site is borked for me

dunno if it's just brits or what

>>68236438
>>68236462
>>68236472
>>68236478
>>68236503
>>68236505
>>68236516
>>68236522
>>68236555
>>68236557
>>68236578
>>68236594
what the FUCK

>>68236685
what are you looking at pommy cunt

>>68236685
quite literally all me

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>YWN eat a victoria sponge cake Nathan made for you that he learned at scouts and was rated 9/10 for it

>>68236735
Sounds like waifu material, that Nathan.

mongy JFs clogging up this /brit/ thread FUCK OFF YOU IMMIGRANTS

>>68236782
BRITAIN HAS AN AUSTRALIAN HISTORY

CONNECTION ERRORRRRRRR

Is Canada the only English speaking country that doesn't have a slur for Brits?

i dont know what people mean when they say 'internet of things'

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Where have all the brits gone seriously lads

no dogs
no blacks
no irish

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>>68236882

>>68236868
>internet of things

connecting your kettle, microwave and other everyday devices to the internet

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>>68236898

>Can't post on my home internet
>can from my phone data
Wtf is going on
How many of you ITT run are phone posters?

>>68236898

CRIKEY M8, BLEEDIN IRA KILLED ME UNCLE

Get over it faggot, he probably deserved it

>>68236936
wat?

>>68236945
Theres an austalian who doesn't like irish people he thinks your him

Giggling when these micks talk about ira taking your uncle and shiet

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Lads, had the worst nightmare, Lizzie died and Australia became a Republic the day after

Hold me

>>68236977

Its him, did you hit your head son?

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>>68236977
Nah just having a laugh cunts calm down

>>68236868
joining your toaster to a botnet

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>>68237011

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>>68237008
The Aus flag, like the Union Jack, is aesthetic as fuck. It's not just colours in lines or crosses found on 100s of other flags.

If we ever became a republic what do you think would happen to the flag?

Monarchists are fat and ugly

>>68237052

You might get a real flag then? Even Canada has a real flag despite being 1000X cringier with the muh heritage.

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>Monarchists are fat and ugly

>>68237052
tb h lad, i think it'd go the way of the NZ flag referendum, everyone would want to stick to the same Flag, only one i would accept is the Eureka flag, but still, you cant beat our current one, especially the Australian Red Ensign

>>68237087
>>68237052
can you lads post without connection errors?

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>>68237087
>>68237104
Fuck off chink

>watch the Nathan hair combing video on youtube

bit weird
bit gay

>>68237118
Red ensigns a shit 2bh
>>68237155
>British internet

have you ever actually had a legit irl hipster say stereotypical hipster things to you?

Until the middle Pleistocene, Britain was a peninsula of Europe, connected by a massive chalk anticline, the Weald–Artois Anticline across the Straits of Dover. During the Anglian glaciation, approximately 450,000 years ago, an ice sheet filled much of the North Sea, with a large proglacial lake in the southern part fed by the Rhine, Scheldt and Thames river systems. The catastrophic overflow of this lake carved a channel through the anticline, leading to the formation of the Channel River, which carried the combined Scheldt and Thames rivers into the Atlantic. It probably created the potential for Britain to become isolated from the continent during periods of high sea level, although some scientists argue that the final break did not occur until a second ice-dammed lake overflowed during the MIS8 or MIS6 glaciations, around 340,000 or 240,000 years ago.

>>68237173
Hello, Mahmoud, hows Auburn treating you? Enjoy your stay!

>>68237179
Yeah, he didn't like inhaling gas from lighters so he lit his bongs with hemp rope

>>68237118
>Eureka flag
looks shit and a bit french

>>68237161
>t. Jackie Chan

>>68237008
Australia WILL become a republic in your lifetime
It's a good feel lad, embrace it

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>ywn attend a tea party with nathan where he makes a great carrot and walnut cake to serve you and we both giggle like girls whist sipping tea with our pinkie fingers in the air

>>68237155
Yeah no connection problems here. Probably got better at-home internet than anyone else in this thread.

@200
Ah yes, hilarious stuff
Blue ensign > red ensign, this is an indisputable fact

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>>68237248

>>68237161
Need Abbott back tbqh. A British head of state (Queenie) and British PM (Abbott) was god tier.

test
what the fuck is hiroshima up to

>>68237179
I had a lad once say to me "You wouldn't know my music, it's really obscure" and then when I said "Try me" he replied "R.E.M."

>>68237319
Im posting fine here, whats going on over there

>>68237319
He's implementing Mummy May's new age verification systems for British users

Suspect /brit/ will become very empty soon

>>68237173
>>68237245
weird, seems it's fucked for brits

i can only pass with 4chan x auto-retry with my pass

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>>68237319
The brit and yank posters have been gone, just been us and the aussies for some reason

this is the end lads

mays shutting down 4chan

goodnight everyone, genuinely going to top myself if this continues indefinitely

>>68237353
I thought there was an over saturation of JFs right now.

Bit odd. Probably a London based connection hub or something, remember that's what was up when every British CS:GO player had 100 ping added to their usual ping due to a shitty connection everyone in Britain was forced to use.

my only regret is that I didn't kill myself when people would have noticed

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>>68237393

I told you our day would come

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>>68237397
We have the thread to ourselves lads, what should we do?

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>>68237399
>he wants people to be upset and depressed by his passing

You should be happy to pass quietly and unnoticed, god knows you won't give a fuck when you're turned into nutritious dust.

>pull apart chicken carcass for the so called 'dog'
>ungrateful mutt scoffs it all in half a minute then wants more

ah yes, man's best friend

>>68237418
HELP

I JUST REALISED I CANT LIVE WITHOUT 4CHAN

PLEASE TAKE ME IN I WANT TO MOVE TO IRELAND

>>68237452
Try teaching it a little discipline, like you would a child, it's not cruel (in fact the opposite) to do so.

You'll be rewarded with a true best friend.

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>>68237475
Fuck off you cunts had your chance

>>68237475
WTF I love Ireland now

>>68237475

You could just come over and go on the dole m8

>>68237452
Thats why you hit them on the head if they eat fast, it works trust me, expecially with labradors who are gluttons on four legs

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>>68237436

WITH NO SURVIVORS

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shan't

>>68237451
Why should anyone be happy about going unnoticed? Indifferent maybe, but happy?

>>68237436
Post nathan, shota and gay porn

>>68237575
You won't be causing anyone any pain, or suffering. You should be happy in the knowledge that if you were well liked, well known, loved and social, and still suicidal, you would break the hearts of those you loved.

50minutes into a 1hour documentary on King Solomon's Mines and it has been very informative they tell me in fact every single thing the explorer found has been proven wrong today.

Feels like a huge fucking waste.

srs whats going on with this lack of UK posters?

can't sleep

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>>68237666
>666
Satanic trips, nice

>>68237662
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>>68237575
Not that bloke but id be happy to die unoticed because we all came into this life unoticed, unoticed by the universe, by god, by nature, ever essence of our being are but tiny building blocks, we're one piece of lego in a trillion piece castle

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>>68237684
is satan the cause of my insomnia?

>>68237662

They got hiroshima'd

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>>68237662
Looks like they've all been arrested for cyber racism

>>68237662
teresa is in the process of blocking the website
very little access

send love and kisses

>>68237696

I think ur mother noticed it m8

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if this post goes through, please tel

>>68237612
not sure where you're going with that second part

>>68237696
>we're one piece of lego in a trillion piece castle

Yeah but I'm the keystone

AND WE'RE BACK

>>68237705
Don't worry lad, im an insomniac too tb h, whats causing yours?

>>68237733
You shouldn't be happy to be unloved, but, if you are going to kill yourself, wouldn't you rather nobody noticed and nobody was hurt by your passing?

>>68237745
Where the fuck were you, what time do you call this? We were getting worried

>>68237726

ukip in tears

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>>68237749
me not deciding to close my eyes
aha got ya mate

now then

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>>68237791

>>68237726
you a nordie?

alri?

>>68237732
yes lad

>>68237753
got hiroshima'd

ive been stabbed

>>68237828

You need to buy 4chan passes and this wont happen

>>68237751
Yes, when it comes to my family, but I would like for at least someone outside of the people close to me to notice

just stabbed some poof downtown
ahaha

>>68237803
no

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Thoughts?

>>68237874
>downtown
foy

Watch out for that internet tough guy

Please subscribe to his 4chan account to see more posts about stabbing people

so here we all are then

the lads

>>68237869
Just don't do it publicly. Lad was on here the other week said he knew someone who jumped in front of a truck to kill themselves. The truck swerved unsuccessfully to avoid him and smashed into a car, killing the driver of the car, the lad who was offing himself and scarring the trucker for life no doubt.

>>68237968
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>>68237968

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Had enough of these australian cunts tbqh

we back?

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>>68237893
What is this shit i keep seeing posted.

Also google has something to say

ooh janny's up

are we back?

apparently not

>>68237996
Not shocked

New thread

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>>68237985
nah that's retarded. Just meant in the classmate thinking 'thats sad' for a second

every time 4chan goes down I'm reminded that this is all I have in my pathetic life

literally been sat here for the past hour doing nothing

well i guess that's it then la

grime ting soon

>>68238044
loling at your life

>>68238034
Why is the Janny autistic?

>>68238008
Had enough of youse cunts coming to our country and shitting up our beaches, you potato nigger cunts

litre of grey goose for £28 hmmm

>>68238017
Found on the 'ddit
The right one is Maisie and idk who the others are

>>68238081
where

Well at janny is back

This try hard aussie desperately trying to start the new thread

How sad

>>68238063
>the past hour doing nothing
How's that any different from watching tv or other normie stuff?

>>68238079
your country was founded by "potato nigger cunts"

Are we still dead lads? Planet Earth II starts soon.

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aaaaah yes, the so-called "servers"

absolute state of this thread
please work

got to make up for lost time

poo
slag
potato famine

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it's time to take back /brit/ from the australian menace

This was Mummy May's first wave of attacks

more will follow

i beat up guys half your size

Non-JF's OUT

>>68238098

oh wait it's 70cl my bad. amazon

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>>68238124
>classmate thinking 'thats sad
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>>68238111
Good to have you back lads. How was your mandatory timeout in the naughty corner from Mummy May?

>>68238108
when I say nothing I mean mashing f5 for an hour

that was fucking painful lads
need 4chan to live
back just in time for aj tracey on radar radio in 15 though

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>>68237893
>>68238088

still not a fan

If the richest people in Britain paid more taxes

They'd still be the richest people in Britain

>>68238079

They have as much right to be there as anyone, you stole it from the abbos afterall

The only difference is that they paid for the flight instead of being disposed of there

>>68238111
your country was founded by literal niggers

are we totally back yet

please

the amish are worse than the arabs

>>68238141
beat up my arse please mate

>>68238176
wow ,am thekneg soOooooo hARD!!!!!!!!!!

>>68238158
don't think it's even that good desu, it's still just vodka

prefer flavoured stuff which is easy to drink now as university has destroyed my liver

>>68238141
Captcha just asked me to choose 3 pool tables. 2 of them were actually snooker tables. Triggered my autism 2bh

>>68238179
Stole what mate? You can't steal what they don't own, they belonged to the land, we own it lad

>>68238187
oh thank god

was quite surreal scrolling down /'''brit'''/ and seeing a wave of irish and aussie flags

memes aside, i honestly reckon theresa was behind that

>>68238207
>select cookies
>they're all biscuits

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uluru is 600 million years old

man the captchas boys, we're retaking our thread

>>68238169
thought it was rinse fm mate

Incredible that if you remove potatoes from Ireland, the people completely forget how to fish, kill other animals and grow things in the ground

bit slow

>>68238233
>people

stefan rorkeux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjNOpfjIoyA

>>68238230
so's yer ma

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6e3_1480831641

>tfw you will never make this guys day week giving him like £2 extra

>>68238230
not believing that horse shite for a second

>>68238176
>richest people in britain taxed more
>money finds its way into the pockets of civil servants and benefits scroungers
>they spend more money which ends up going to the companies owned by said rich people
>rich people end up richer
>middle classes still shafted

ah yes

>>68238175
Would wear her like a boxing glove