>britain now has plastic meme money >feels fake and gay

>>68234193
>Does your country have meme money
yes

Actually carrying cash in this day and age is a meme anyway.

Yes but also this >>68234278

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>>68234232
Reminder that Argentina uses FAKE money

>>68234193
>FUCKING
>MONOPOLY
>MONEY

but I do like it tough, cleaner, more durable and apparently more secure

>>68234315
Populism was a mistake

Still real money here

.t vegan

>>68234345
>all the same colour
>all the same size

literally the most meme money

>>68234193
We use plastic money.

>>68234480
do you call it maple money?

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>>68234432
American monies is literally the ONLY, and I do say, ONLY real currency in the world.

>>68235171
I know it is the reserve currency, I know the US is by far the most powerful country in the world. None of that changes the fact your money is by far the ugliest, shittiest, blandest, memeiest money on the planet in regards to it's design.

>>68234345
dollars aren't real

>>68235272
It's 100% certified non-meme, it's even printed on the back.
It's beautiful and you need to check your privilege.

>>68235340
>in god we trust

>>68235421
>god save the queen

>>68234919
Some people say it smells like maple syrup. I don't think so.

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>>68235434
This

My country has no money.
The government banned Rs500 and Rs1000 notes which made up 80% of the economy.

>>68234193
Can you at least get your own colour for the five?

You know what, nevermind. I'm coming to raid your brasseries, at 60% off!

>>68235495
Pretty meme there.

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>>68234193
Mine has but holy shit.
Is a 10/10, would not change
Colombia is trying to rip us off, WE WUZ FIRST

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>>68235879

>>68234919
>>68235484
When you rub them against your toque, they smell like different tree saps!

$20s are maple, $10s are birch, $5s are oak, $50s are spruce and $100s are cedar.

>>68235960
I don't know if you're memeing or not.

>>68235755
I heard about that on the news, they did it by surprise and loads of poor rural people who keep all their money in cash started killing themselves because their money was worthless.

>>68236016
>>68236016
Totally true man,

if you don't believe me, wait for the CDN to drop to an abysmal low, or the GBP to soar to an impossible high, buy $185 Canadian, and when you're done sniffing our finger-webbing removers, make a profit.

indian student here.
The 2000 rs note is a meme note

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>>68236884
The fuck are you doing there?

>>68236069
>50 people out of more than a billion
Pic related

>>68235947
"Eeeh, nothing too drasti....
>fucking astronaut out of nowhere

EBIN

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>>68234193
we have plastic meme money...i live in a meme country?

>>68237042
>The fuck are you doing there?

Shitting in a toilet that occasionally flushes?

>>68234193
Does having communist sympathizers on our notes makes them meme money?
If so, then yes.

>Harriet Tubman on the $20
>Not a meme

Polymer money makes it much harder for counterfeiters to create money so it's much better.

Most currencies should also not be in denominations larger than 50, lest organized crimes use large notes such as 500 euros for criminal activities.

>>68234193
nothing wrong with it
it's also harder to counterfeit

>>68234278
the goodest goy

>>68238485
also an exceptionally good goy

>>68234193
not yet, but our faggot neighbor does.

>>68238796
The only people who use 500 euro bills are organized crime, and North Korea counterfeits $100 bills like crazy.

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Yeah they are pretty good.

>>68238904
The only reason there is a 500 Euro bill is Germans like keeping their money in cash for some reason.

>>68238967
What are the faces?

>>68234193
We only use them for small denominations

>>68238967
that bar is horrendous

>>68234278
but the JOOS can track you!!!!

>>68239102
>5: Wilfrid Laurier
>10: John A Macdonald
>20: HER MAJESTY, obviously
>50: Alexander Mackenzie King
>100: Robert Borden

They are all notable ex PMs, except for the Queen of course

Is it true that vegetarians are triggered by the £5 note?

>>68239121
What bar? The one on the right side?

Those are cool. They are transparent

>>68238986
It's as if they know the value and security of portable wealth

>>68239262
>They are transparent
oh that might look better then

>>68235947
But did you send a moose into space?

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>>68239329
Yes they are nice

>>68239413
No, but we put men on the moon

>>68239182
>In March 1844, Macdonald was asked by local businessmen to stand as Conservative candidate for Kingston in the upcoming legislative election.
>Macdonald followed the contemporary custom of supplying the voters with large quantities of alcohol.
Hah.

>>68239446
k looks nice after all

>>68239481
w-we did?

>>68239182
Inshallah one day Justin Trudeau will be on one of them

>>68239502
As I understand it Canada designed some sort of mechanical arm that flung people into space.

>>68239497
Macdonald was a huge drunk. He showed up to Parliament drunk as fuck quite regularly

He was absolutely BASED.

>>68239585
Something like that

>>68239585
"One of these days, Alice.. bam... pow... right to the moon!"

We have a blind-inventors thinktank at Jarvis and Dundas in Toronto. Rumour has it that the upside down pyramid shape keeps them disoriented enough to keep from grasping real-world context that would hinder their creativity.

>>68236498
>or GBP to soar to an impossible high

nice meme

>>68239481
>>68239667
Why won't you send a moon into space?
isn't him like your national bird?

>>68239794
*moose

>>68239794
D... did you just Ali G us, Sascha Baron Rojo Cohen?

>>68239842
Mooses aren't birds either... Mexico you're drunk.

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>>68239842
Do you have any idea how big moose are?

It would be quite an accomplishment to bring one of those fuckers to space

>>68239960
You'd need at least two Canadarms, and maybe a CrossbOntariow

>>68238986
Cash is king. Switzerland has a 1000 CHF note worth twice as much and has had for decades when it was worth even more but I don't see anyone whining about that. Just because you like to imitate America with your highest bill being worth like €60 (and even then nobody accepts it) doesn't mean the rest of us do.

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>>68240065
>CrossbOntariow

We have our solution

>>68239502
>>68239585
After PM Difenbaker scrapped the Avro program he "loaned" British and Canadian aerospace engineers to NASA where they formed the core of what is now called the Johnson Space Center, responsible chiefly for manned space flight and the moon mission. Chief flight engineer and Canadian Owen Maynard designed the lunar lander, which you'll recognise as the thing that makes a lunar landing possible.

>>68239497
That continued until fairly recently. My father ran the polls for his riding and used to have hundreds of bottles of whiskey from the liberals and Tories that were supposed to be handed out to their constituency.

>>68240287
Noice.

>>68240365
KEK

Thats pretty funny actually. I remember last during the election I saw a Conservative campaign bus parked outside the Liquor Mart, made me laugh a bit.

>>68240166
I make more than 1,000 CHF each year in credit card rewards.

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>>68240582
>make money
>credit card
Goy of the month right here

Far better than plastic surgery meme

>>68240699
Come back here after you have researched "manufactured spending."

>>68234278
>b-but da j00z XD

>>68234315
kek, they actually put the Falkland islands on their money?

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>>68240840
You should see their national football team.
Ultimately it is to distract from their collapsing government.

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Australia still has a queen transforming into a whale sucking a dick meme $5 note.

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>>68240935
top fucking kek. What would their corrupt government actually do if they got the islands? Who would they scapegoat than?

Euro currencies literally look like monopoly money

>>68240731
>he still hasn't realised
The joos hold you tight m80

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Trudeau strikes again

In 2017, on International Women's Day, he will release a new bank note featuring an undisclosed iconic Canadian woman.

I would assume Laura Secord, but she's far too white. Same with Munro and Atwood.

Who do you guys think it will be?

We'll replace Andrew Jackson on our 20 with Harriet Tubman, so I guess that's somewhat memery.

>>68241109
Your mum.

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>>68241093
I have money invested in RSX

>>68240952
DELETE THIS

>>68241028
Pretty efficient though, the varied sizing means you put them in your wallet largest to small and select them like a tabbed system without even needing to look.
If you do look then you just identify them by colour.

>>68241109
Why does it need to be a Canadian woman? Isn't that kind of nationalism a bit 'us and them'? Canada should be beyond that and put Muhammad wife Aisha on the their new note.

>>68241211
That does sound quite nice

>>68241179
The $5 recently got updated, but you can still do the fold and make the transformation hahaha.

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>>68241235
Please don't tell Trudeau about this

>>68241166
Did they actually decide on that for sure? I'd rather have Thomas Paine because he's a very underrated figure in the American revolution.

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>>68234193
plastic cash it's much better than paper lel

>>68241326
It's Herriet Tubman and I doubt Trump will want to fight that battle

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>>68234193

Yeh, pretty disgusting 2bh

>>68241326
I'm not sure, but I agree Thomas Paine would be far worthier than Andrew Jackson.

>>68241211
It'd be nice to have different-sized bills. Currently the Treasury is under some court order that they have to somehow make the bills distinct enough from each other for the blind, and it'd be a good way to do that without compromising the traditional greenback design.

>>68241109
Nellie McClung seems like a pretty significant female figure.

>>68234193
aren't the new EURO bills half plastic
otherwise how the fuck there's the plastic window hole

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>>68241472
>EURO

>>68234193

Australian living in the UK.

Aussies have plastic notes, and theyre 100x better than the shit they've put out in the UK.

>>68247725
rude dude lewd lol

>>68240992
The rich elites.

There's always a scapegoat.

>>68234278
Käteisellä olisit jo kännissä.
With cash you would already be drunk

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Looks better than ours, desu

>>68234193
I tried to rip it apart but couldn't

>>68241109
At least it's not Harriet Tubman

>>68241170
I as well, Russia major index and gazprom, am I retarded?

>>68255624

Even the Queen looks like an Aussie on that.

>>68255884
that's the point you spastic

>>68234193
of course, we invented it

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>when you took the meme too far

>>68234193
It looks neat, but is it really made of plastic? If so I'd assume it feels rubbish indeed.